Raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bas itna khena tha good morning or kea subha main milay tumhaye bahoot khusheya yahi hai m...
Monday, 6 December 2010
Friday, 26 November 2010
Bandr Bhi sms parhnay lage hai _ Funny SMS Jokes
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo =====...
Monday, 8 November 2010
joke sms
Husband asks:Do u know d meaning of WIFE? It means,Without Information Fighting Everytime Wife replies-No, It means,With Idiot For Eve...
Shaadi ka Sach
Fact of Shaadi in India अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था, ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था, खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी, की संभाले नही संभल रही थी....
Shayari Funny _ Girl Friend Zakkas hai......
Ye dil bahut udas he, koi apna nai paas he, har waqt boring sa ahsaas he, jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena, suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
Funny Shayari
Funny Shayari - Husband Wife Shayari Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano ...
Hindi Love Shayari
न जाने कब से हैं सहरा कई बसाए हुए हुई हैं मुद्दतें, आंखों को मुस्कुराए हुए ये माहताब न होता, तो आसमानों पर सितारे आते नज़र और टिमटिमाए हुए सम...
Love Shayari in Hindi_Tere hotho pe mere naam
तेरे होठों पे मेरे नाम का फूल खिल जाए तो कहाँ जायेगा मेरा ध्यान इस जहां की तरफ फिर चाहे मेरे हाथ से ये मंजिल जाए कदम खुद चल पड़ेंगे तेरे इक स...
Hindi Love Shayari
जब दिल ने कुछ कहना चाहा , जुबां न मिली जुबां ने कुछ कहना चाहा , दास्ताँ न मिली ऐसा नहीं है की इस जहां में मुहब्बत ही नहीं बस जहाँ पे मैंने प...
Thursday, 4 November 2010
diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “ *”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*….
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke hon, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a ve...
Monday, 1 November 2010
diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...
Happy Diwali Wishes & Diwali Messages in Hindi
Happy Diwali Wishes & Diwali Messages in Hindi Wish Diwali 2010 to your friends, Happy Diwali 2010 SMS, Happy Diwali 2010 Wish Messag...
Sunday, 31 October 2010
diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan ...
joke sms
Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere, Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere. Santa: Koi Hint?
Friday, 29 October 2010
sher - o - shayri sms
Na Bewafai Kar Sakta Hu Na Dhoka De Sakta Hu Na Nafrat Kar Sakta Hu Na Kisika Dil Dukha Sakta Hu Mera Dilto Nazuk Hai Main To B...
Monday, 25 October 2010
Diwali SMS Messages Collection 1
Diwali SMS Messages for greeting Happy Diwali to your near and dear ones on this Diwali Festival… Deepavali - the very name of this fes...
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
funny sms
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya.? agar hai to..! please.?. please.? please.? Delete kar do na.! jab bhejna nhi h to rakhne ka kya fayda
Friday, 15 October 2010
Dashara SMS - Dussehra SMS - Vijaya Dashami SMS
The last day of Navratri is celebrated as Dussehra with immense enthusiasm and glory. This joyous festival is observed throughout India mark...
Diwali sms - Happy Diwali sms
Diwali is one of the most important festivals of Hindus and celebrated with lots of enthusiasm and happiness throughout India. The latest tr...
joke sms
Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere, Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere. Santa: Koi Hint?
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi
Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo...
Sunday, 10 October 2010
sher - o - shayri sms
Gum Es Kadar Mila, Ghabra K P Gaye, Khusi Thodi C Mili, Mila K P Gaye, U To Na The BachpanSe Pine K Aadi, Sharab KoTanha Dekha, To Taras K...
Friday, 8 October 2010
Munni Badnaam Hai................
Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai, Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai, Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur Zandu balm hai...
Girl Friend - Boy Friend
Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi, Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se rin...
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
Jokes for Childrens
चिंटू (वेटर से) - इन आलू के पराठों में तो कहीं आलू नजर ही नहीं आ रहे हैं। वेटर- सर! नाम पर मत जाओ, आपने कभी कश्मीरी पुलाव में कश्मीर को द...
Sardarji in ATM
An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time whe...
Tuesday, 5 October 2010
shero - o - shayri sms
Bhigte rahte hai Kisi ki yaado me Aksar Kabhi mangi kisi se Panaah nahi Hasrate puri na ho..to na sahi Khwab dekhna koi gunah to nahi...!!
Sunday, 3 October 2010
Pappu in Kaun Banega Crorepati..........
Pappu Kaun Banega Crorepati Main: Question: What is you father name? Pappu: Plz Options? a. Dabbu b. Babbu c. Shabbu d. Hubbu Pappu: Life li...
Thursday, 30 September 2010
love sms
My Hearts Made 2 Luv U My Lips Made 2 kiss U My Eyes R Made 2 c U My Hands R Made 2 Hold U Evry Part of Me Wants U Coz I Was Made Just 4u..
dosti / freindship sms
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forgetYOU but neve...
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
Dil SMS - Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafi hai
Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafi hai The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D Toon Toon Toon? !!
mera tou "AIK" he ALLAH hai - Islam SMS
Ta'ajub Hai "ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlook mai se Mujhe nahi bhoolta mera tou "AIK" he ALLAH hai mai usay...
Pathan SMS- Pathan ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai
Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat ladki phasai hai Friend:Oye wo kese? Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz ba...
Sunday, 26 September 2010
joke sms
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begi...
Thursday, 23 September 2010
Baniya Hindi Jokes..........
Baniye ki Adat Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne ...
sher - o - shayri
Ab aa bhi jao ke zindagi kam hai, Tum nahi toh har khushhi namm hai, Tere hi dum se toh muqammal hu mai, Jo tu nahi toh bas gum hi gum hai.....
Monday, 20 September 2010
Santa ka Dimag
Santa ka Dimag Computer se tej hai........ . Ek deewar par likha tha ‘Yaha kutte susu karte hain’ Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar b...
Saturday, 18 September 2010
sher - o - shayri / love sms
bina gum kushi ka pata kese chelega bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega wo jo b karta he wo hi janta he hum jaan gaye to use khuda kon kahega...
Sholay Jokes - Gabbar-Sambha
Gabbar v/s Sambha Gabbar:- Kitne admi the? Sambha:- Sardar 2. Gabbar :- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai? Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad...
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
Fact in Loved
Ladki usually Sex Karny Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai? I Love You? Wrong! That Was Great? Wrong Again! I Love It? Aray Nahi Yaar… Sahi Jawab: “Suno ...
A middle aged woma........
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing G...
There are two ants.......
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the s...
Bartan Achay Dhultay hain...........
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani s...
Answer bata ke ja...........
SARDARji : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND : Main jaa raha hun. SARDARji : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur...
sher - o - shayri / love sms
Jis trha rago me khoon bhta he is trha teri chaht ka janun rhta he zindgi ki hr khusi mansub he tujse baat ho tujse to dl ko sukun milta he....
SMS Categories in India
Anniversary sms Apologize SMS April Fool SMS Bhai log SMS blonde jokes sms bollywood sms break up sms Christmas SMS College-Jokes-SMS Congr...
Εmail & Female
American says : US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.. Sardarji says : India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…
What is it that all men have,............
What is it that all men have, Some has longer or Some has shorter & man gives it to his wife after they married ? U dirty mind, It’s SUR...
Wo Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, .........
Wo Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Mein Mard 10 Mint Mein Thak Jata Hai Or Ourat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay. Think??? “SHOPPING” Magar aap ki...
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
Boy : what is that u ..............
Boy : what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask s...
Feeling bored? Wondering,........
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your . . book from your bag and study..!
What is “big” in Ladies.........
What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind
Girl : what do u like in me?.............
Girl : what do u like in me? Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it… Girl : What ? ? ? Bfrnd: yes darl...
LADY: SARHI me ...........
LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi. DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi, Sarhi apko free me de dunga.
Dukandar: is bori pay..............
Dukandar: is bori pay mat bethna, phat jay gy…! Gahak: Iss mein ghubary hein kya…? Dukandar: Nahi! Keel hein..
What’s about six inches...........
Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out? A: A toothbrush. V9DJQSRSZ...
Saturday, 4 September 2010
Girl: muzpe shayari karo na.........
Girl: muzpe shayari karo na.. shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera.. ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera.. Ho ja takli aur kar de...
Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari.........
Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari. Laat Maaregi nari to Yaad Ayegi yaari. Baat mano Hamari Ban jao Brahmchari. Ye Jankari Janhit Me Jaari. ...
roaming lagti h.........
Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h... Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar ek-kone se dus...
Teacher: There is a frog, .........
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How d...
Principal : I tried ur number.......
Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE” Principal shock…! Student rock...
जज: इसके दोनों कान......
जज: इसके दोनों कान काट दो! संता: नहीं मैं अँधा हो जाऊंगा! जज: कान काटने से अंधे कैसे होओगे? संता: चश्मा कहाँ लगाऊंगा!
अध्यापक इलेक्ट्रानिक्स ..........
अध्यापक इलेक्ट्रानिक्स के विद्यार्थी से: नाड़े को अंग्रेजी में क्या कहते हैं? विद्यार्थी: पी एच डी! अध्यापक: क्या मतलब? विद्यार्थी: पजामा हो...
संता स्कूल में शोर ....
संता स्कूल में शोर कर रहा था! एक लड़का बोला `चुप हो जाओ`! संता: तुम कौन हो? लड़का: मैं मोनिटर हूँ! संता: मैं सी.पी.यू. हूँ!
टीचर: मैंने तुम्हें कुत्ते पर..........
टीचर: मैंने तुम्हें कुत्ते पर निबंध लिखने को कहा था, लिख कर क्यों नहीं लाये? संता: मैं क्या करता जैसे ही मैंने कुत्ते पर पैन रखा तो वो भाग ग...
पप्पू: डैडी मुझे ढोल ले दो!..........
पप्पू: डैडी मुझे ढोल ले दो! संता: नहीं! तू ढोल बजा कर मुझे तंग किया करेगा! पप्पू: नहीं डैडी! जब आप सों जाया करोगे तब मैं ढोल बजाया करूंगा!
पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद.........
पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही! मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ! मम्मी: थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे! लेट नाईट टाईम पर घर न आने की कह...
एक महिला ज्योतिष से: ........
एक महिला ज्योतिष से: क्या मेरे भाग्य में दौलत की लकीर है? ज्योतिष: हां आपके पास दौलत की दो लकीरे है! एक आगे एक पीछे जिससे चाहे दौलत कमाओ!
हर औरत प्यार करने के ...........
हर औरत प्यार करने के वक्त अलग अलग शब्द बोलती है! नौकरानी: जल्दी करो साहब जी मालकिन आ जाएगी! पड़ोसन: धीरे करो कही आवाज़ बाहर न चली जाये! प्रेम...
सुहागरात पर दूल्हा: ......
सुहागरात पर दूल्हा: जान तुम्हे आज रात चाँद पर ले जाऊं या तारो पर? दुल्हन: यह तो आपका राकिट देखकर ही बता पाऊँगी
संता का ख़राब दिन!............
संता का ख़राब दिन! दरवाज़ा खोला कुण्डी हाथ में! नल खोला तो टूटी हाथ में! ब्रुश किया तो दांत हाथ में! अब डर के मरे सोच रहा है कि सुसु करू या न...
संता ने एक ............
संता ने एक लड़की को छेड दिया! लड़की: तुम्हारे घर में माँ बहन नहीं है क्या? संता: तुम उनकी चिंता मत करो मेरे पास अपना अलग कमरा है!
पत्नी: सुनो जी मेरी चप्पल............
पत्नी: सुनो जी मेरी चप्पल बिल्कुल टूट गई है! शाम को मेरे लिये एक जोड़ी चप्पल लेकर आना! पति: शाम को एक जगह मेरा भाषण हैं! तुम भी मेरे साथ वहां...
संता: यूरोप के एक विद्वान ..............
संता: यूरोप के एक विद्वान ने लिखा है कि जो आदमी जितना बेवकूफ होता है, उसे उतनी ही सुंदर पत्नी मिलती है! जीतो: रहने दो जी! मेरी तारीफ़ करने ...
पत्नी: मैं बाज़ार जा रही हूँ,...........
पत्नी: मैं बाज़ार जा रही हूँ, मुझे 50 रूपये की ज़रूररत है! पति (गुस्से से): तुम्हें रूपये से ज्यादा अकल की ज़रुरत है! पत्नी: आपसे वही चीज़ मा...
संता: अगर तुम इसी .........
संता: अगर तुम इसी तरह फिजूलखर्ची करती रही तो एक दिन भीख मांगने की नौबत आ जायेगी! जीतो: कोई बात नहीं सुबह-शाम तुमसे पैसे मांगने से मुझे भीख म...
एक प्रेमी ने अपने प्रेमिका से कहा!.........
एक प्रेमी ने अपने प्रेमिका से कहा! मैं तुम्हारी जुल्फों से खेलना चाहता हूँ! प्रेमिका ने विग उतार कर दे दी! और बोली खेलते रहो मगर कल वापिस कर...
प्रेमिका: जब हमारी शादी हो जायेगी!...........
प्रेमिका: जब हमारी शादी हो जायेगी! मैं तुम्हारी सारी चिन्तायें और कष्ट बांट लूंगी। प्रेमी: मुझे तुमसे यही उम्मीद है, लेकिन मेरी जिंदगी में क...
प्रेमी: अगर मुझे करोड़ों रुपये ...........
प्रेमी: अगर मुझे करोड़ों रुपये का घाटा हो जाये तो तुम फिर भी मुझसे शादी करोगी? प्रेमिका: क्या तुम्हे सच में करोड़ों रुपये का घाटा हो गया है? प...
प्रेमी: जिंदगी में शादी...........
प्रेमी: जिंदगी में शादी करना बड़ा ज़रूरी है! प्रेमिका : क्यों? प्रेमी: क्योंकि जिंदगी में ख़ुशी ही सब कुछ नहीं होती!
प्रेमी प्रेमिका को शादी.......
प्रेमी प्रेमिका को शादी के लिये मना करता हुआ! प्रेमी: भगवान् के लिये कुछ दिन रुक जाओ! मैं तुम्हें कुछ बन के दिखाऊंगा! प्रेमिका: तुम कुछ बनो ...
प्रेमिका: आपको ............
प्रेमिका: आपको मुझमे क्या अच्छा लगता है मेरी समझदारी या मेरी सुन्दरता? प्रेमी: मुझे तो यह तुम्हारी मजाक करने की आदत बहुत अच्छी लगती है!
प्रेमी ने प्रेमिका............
प्रेमी ने प्रेमिका को फूल उपहार में दिया तो प्रेमिका ने उसे चूम लिया! प्रेमी कमरे से बाहर जाने लगा तो! प्रेमिका: क्या बात है तुम नाराज़ हो ...
प्रेमी: अपनी प्रेमिका .........
प्रेमी: अपनी प्रेमिका के लिये फूल लेकर आया! प्रेमिका: मुझे यह फूल नहीं कोई सोने की चीज चाहिए! प्रेमी: यह लो तकिया और सो जाओ!
प्रेमी: मैं उस लड़की .............
प्रेमी: मैं उस लड़की से शादी करूंगा जो बढ़िया खाना बनाना जानती हो, घर को साफ़ सुथरा रखे और उसे सादगी पसंद हो! प्रेमिका: मेरे घर आना यह सभी गु...
प्रेमिका: मैं तो मानती.........
प्रेमिका: मैं तो मानती हूँ कि शादी एक लॉटरी है? प्रेमी: पर मैं यह नहीं मानता! प्रेमिका: क्यों? प्रेमी: क्योंकि लॉटरी में दोबारा किस्मत आजमान...
प्रेमिका: मुहब्बत के........
प्रेमिका: मुहब्बत के मारे को आत्महत्या से बचने का एक मात्र तरीका शादी है! प्रेमी: शादी से बचने का एकमात्र तरीका आत्महत्या है!
प्रेमिका: वो देखो वो लड़का ..........
प्रेमिका: वो देखो वो लड़का उस लड़की को कितना प्यार कर रहा है, तुम क्यों नहीं करते? प्रेमी: मैं लड़की को जानता ही नहीं फिर कैसे प्यार करूं?
Premi.....Premika..............Bhai............
प्रेमिका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न जिससे मेरी दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये, मेरा दिल जोर- जोर से धड़के, मुझे कुछ कुछ हो! प्रेमी: भाग तेरा भाई आ रहा है!
दो प्रेमियों ने ............
दो प्रेमियों ने आत्महत्या करने की योजना बनाई! लड़का कूद गया और लड़की नहीं कूदी! आधे रास्ते में लड़के ने पैराशूट खोला और चिल्लाया: मुझे पता था ...
Kab unki palkon.........
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga, guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara in...
Movie titles related..........
Movie titles related to engg students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana,...
Gam ki aahat na aaye ..........
Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sa...
Fiza par asar ..........
Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota ...
Gham me hasne..............
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar a...
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
janamashtami sms
Pavitra parv aaj ka din hai Liya janam mahre kisna ne jake liye sarvatra brahmand prassann hai Jai kisan jai kisan Jai gosh se vishva dhanya...
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Kash vo pal sang bitaye N hote Jinhe yaad kr aaj ye ansu aye N hote Is tarah door jana hi tha apko to itni gahrai se samaye N hote.
HAR DIL MAI DARD...........
HAR DIL MAI DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI , BAYA KARNE KAA ANDAAZ JUDA HOTA HAI , KOI ASHKO SE BAHA DETA HAI AUR KISSI KI HASI MAI BHI DARD CHUPA HOTA...
Jiske pas kuch nahi.........
Jiske pas kuch nahi Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,apke pas hamari dosti hai,jise p...
Zindagi nahin humein............
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai m...
APKI ek muskhurahat............
APKI ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye…. apki ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye…. Hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aap phir se musk...
Monday, 30 August 2010
koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko……. koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko…. .......... .......... nuclear power ka zaman hai bomb se ...
kaanch ko chahat............
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki, ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki, chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki, apne tukdo me tasvir uski sa...
aapki yaadon ka ........
aapki yaadon ka mahel banaya hamne, aarzu ka diya jalaya humne, tujhe meri kasam koi vo lamha bata, jis lamhe me tujhe bhulaya humne….
jo asani se mile..........
jo asani se mile woh hai gam. jo mushkil se mile woh hai rum. jo kisiko na mile woh he dum aur jo nasseb walon ko mile woh hai hum.
Ram ne Dhanush Toda..........
Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aa...
Sunday, 29 August 2010
shero - o - shayri sms
Haqiqat K Kareeb Aane K Baad Samjha Mohabbat Ko Dil Lagane K Baad, Mujhe Gam Apna Nahi Dukh Uska He Koun Chahega Use Itna Mere Jane K Baad.....
Thursday, 26 August 2010
thought / love sms
Cry is Love-Detector: "Wen Some1 make u Cry it Shows how much u Luv them, & If Some1 Cries 4 u it Shows Hw much They Lv u.." ...
Monday, 23 August 2010
Rakhi / Rakshabandan sms
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthw...
Saturday, 21 August 2010
shero - o - shayri sms
Bina gum kushi ka pata kaise chelega, bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega, wo jo b karta he wo hi janta hai, hum jaan gaye 2 ushe khuda kon k...
Thursday, 19 August 2010
"Sharam kya hai".................
QUESTION:- "Sharam kya hai" ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;-)
What n Idea Sir G...........
Kya Ap Machharo Se pareshan He sone Me Takleef Hoti H to..Machharo ke sone Ke baad So jao What n Idea Sir G
Uske Pyar K ..........
Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya Wah wah! Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya Tu 2 minute ruk Main Pani Pi K aya.
Who is BANIYA .........
Who is BANIYA - B - BRILLIANT A - ACTIVE N - NOBLE I - INTELLIGENT Y - YASHSHVI A - ATTRACTIVE b are proud to be "BANIYA"
Cool..............
A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o r T o A B l i n d M a n C a n E x p l a i n E v e r y T h i n g I n L I F E...
Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai..........
Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe, KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai. Apki zra c laparwai apk...
Friendship................
Friendship is not a Collection Of message But it is Selection of Hrts. All Frnds r nt True, Bt True Friends R Very Few "LIKE" U
APRIL FOOL........
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FO...
Chand par hai light........
Chand par hai light, Bole to ho gayi hai night, To band karne ka Tube light, Aur so jaane ka Keep quite, Bole to wo sweet dreams walaGooooo...
Greeting SMS
1 Sal 12 mah 1 Mah K 4 Hafte 1 Hafte K 7 Din 1 Din K 24 Ghante 1 Ghante K 60 Minut 1 Minut K 60 Sec 1 Sec K Hazar Lamhe Har Lamhe MEri 1 Hi ...
New Year
nav samvat ki naval chandni jag me nav sanchar bhare nav asha ke kalash sajakar mangalmay sansar kare. NAVWARS VIKRAM SAMVAT 2067 MANGALMAY ...
Hot Tea Apke Bed Pe He............
Hot Tea Apke Bed Pe He Suraj Ki Kirne Apke Head Pe He News Paper Apke Gate Pe He Ab To Uth Jayiye Hum Apke MSG K Wait Me He. Good_Morning
Uth Kr Dekhiye .........
Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara Hawa B He Thandi Mausam B He Pyara So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gaya Hr Ek Tara Kabool Ho ApKo Salam-E-Subah Hmara
DOSTI karo usise jo jindgi sajaye hasi se!........
Kaho usise jo na keh kisise, Mango usise jo de khushi se, Pyar ho usise jo mile kismet se, DOSTI karo usise jo jindgi sajaye hasi se!
Hum apke account ........
Hum apke account me kuch jama kar rahe hai... Dosti, Pyar, Wishes,Khushiya, Hansi.... Jis ka pin code hai apki "SMILE"... so alway...
Chak De India........
Sachi bahaduri ka matlb der rat ko ghar lotna late-night club se nashe me bilkul tun Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole Or tum kaho"C...
Langur K Hath Me Angur
1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes 2.Put It In Ur Hands 3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror The Dish Is Ready Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.
Woh Joota Sharma ..............
Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz... . . . . . Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai. Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay...
Happy Birth Day
Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k, aap apni manzil ko paye. agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye, to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye. *Happy...
Teri jhalak ko tarasta.........
Teri jhalak ko tarasta hu zidd ab ye chod do, Ye zulm aaj na dhao tumhari saalgirah hai, Bhatak raha hu teri zaat ki zaneeron mein, Chalo az...
SANTA ne Apni Car k..................
SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer
What is Long.......
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler
God Bless You..........
God Bless You And Keep You Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best You’ve Eve...
A couple had a fight one night..........
A couple had a fight one night. When they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: “Good night mother of 3 kids”. Wife Replied: “Good night Fathe...
ek bar santa singh pagal ......................
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ...
Titanic doob raha tha.............
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEE...
mehrbaan kadardaan........
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhay...
Romance Mathematics
~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb ...
Wednesday, 18 August 2010
thought sms
Success in life will create crowd 4 YOU... Loneliness in life will create space 4 YOU. But tough times in life will create d true person in ...
Saturday, 14 August 2010
independence day sms
zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se
independence day sms
FREEDOM IN THE MIND,FAITH IN THE WORDS,PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS &MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS...LETS SALUTE,THE NATION ON 61st INDEPENNDENCE DAY!VAN...
joke sms
A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara dia Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai
Thursday, 12 August 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Tu yad bahut aya hr sham k bad Kabi agaaz se pehle to kabi anjaam k bad Is dubte suraj ki kasam Is Dil Pe koi naam nhi likha tere naam k bad...
Monday, 9 August 2010
joke sms
Banta:Mujhe 200Rs De Do. Santa: Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi,Akal Ki Zaroorat Hai. Banta:Magar Main Aapse Wahi Cheez 2 Mangoonga,Jo Apke Paas Hai ...
Friday, 6 August 2010
joke sms
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai, Halat mere mujhe lachar karte hai, Ankhe meri padh lo kabhi Hum khud kaise kahe ki hum unse pyar karte hai...
Monday, 2 August 2010
joke sms
Police see a villages sat on a bufalo P: where is ur helmet? Pay 50/- fine v: this is not 2 wheeler it's 4 wheeler.
Saturday, 31 July 2010
dosti / freindship sms
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need. So don't let your best buddies ...
dosti / freindship sms
I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend. ...
Thursday, 29 July 2010
thought sms
Successful People Don't Plan Results, They plan Beginings.. Right Results Always Follow Right Beginings.."
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
love sms
Luv is lik war, easy 2start, difclt 2 end n imposbl 2 4gt, So i m havng war wid u, i hope u dnt want peace..
Saturday, 24 July 2010
thought sms
Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any.
Thursday, 22 July 2010
joke sms
santa and banta are driving a Car, Santa puts on the indicator and asks the Banta to check whether its working, He puts his head out and say...
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
joke sms
Santa was walking thru d forest he saw snake hanging on d tree. Santa: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi, Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
Monday, 19 July 2010
shero - o - shayri sms
Dil Me Jo Aaya Wo Likh Diya Kabhi Milan Kabhi Judai Likh Diya Teri Judai Hi He Ab Muqaddr Mera Lo Humne Apni Zindgi Ka Naam Intzar Likh Diya...
Saturday, 17 July 2010
thought / love sms
No 1 falls in love by choice it is by CHANCE No 1 stays in love by chance it is by WORK And no 1 falls out of love by chance it is by CHOICE...
Thursday, 15 July 2010
joke sms
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating d cake prepared by me! Husband:whom should I call now? Police or Ambulance? ...
Tuesday, 13 July 2010
good morning / love sms
I wish to wake up everyday And see u r with me, u r near.. But It's just Like a dream.. All I can say is Good morning Dear!
Monday, 12 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
U r the one i love.the one I need. but bad mistakes Ive done indeed. in search for forgivness and happyness too. I want to say that I Love U...
Sunday, 11 July 2010
joke sms
Santa-Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain.. . Banta-are wah,Wo kaise?. . Santa-Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hoon.
Saturday, 10 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / funny sms
Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye. Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye. Kuch pal mere sath haslo. Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jye
Friday, 9 July 2010
funny sms
U R MY BEST SMART CUTE LOVEBL SWETST N INTELIGENT FRND NOTE Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikt jiwan s koi smbndh nai he
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Shikayat Na Karta Zamane Se Koi, Agar Maan Jata Mananay Se Koi, Ankho Me Koi Ansu Dard Ban K Na Rhta, Agar Bhool Jata Bhulanay Se Koi.. !
Sunday, 4 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Aasu Ajate Hai Ankho Me Rone Se Pahle Khwab Tut Jata Hai SoneSe Pahle Kya Hota H "PYAR" Ye To Samz Gye Kash Koi Hme Rok Leta Ye Ky...
Friday, 2 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / funny sms
Jb se tumhe jana he, Jb se tumhe paya he, Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he, Taa kay pochon rab se, . . . . Ye kaisa namoona banaya he
Thursday, 1 July 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Zinda he Shahjahan ki chahat abtak Gawah he Mumtaj ki ulfat abtak Ja k dekho Tajmahal ko dosto Patthar se tapakti he Mohabbat abtak..
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
shero - o - shayri sms
Yu Mile Ki Mulaqat Na Ho Saki, Suraj Duba Par Raat Na Ho Saki Unki Khamosh Nigahe Har Baat Keh Gayi Aur Humko Shikayat Thi Ki Baat Na Ho Sak...
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
joke sms
PATI:Mujpe Gussa Aane Pe Control Kaise Krti Ho BV:Toilet Saaf Krti Hu PATI:Pr Control Kaise Hota Hai BV:Me Apke Tuthbrush Se Saaf Krti Hu
Monday, 28 June 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Majburi Me Nahi Dil Kare To Yaad Karna Rishto Se Furst Mile To Yaad Karna Hai Dua Ke Har Khusi Pao Tum Phir Bi Agar Ankhen Bhar Aye To Yaad ...
Saturday, 26 June 2010
dosti / freindship sms
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-don't change, 1 Wish don't forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We'll always be Go...
Friday, 25 June 2010
joke sms
1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha. Sir: kya hua? Question paper muskil he? Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai
Thursday, 24 June 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Meri har khata par naraz n hona Apni pyari si muskan kabi n khona Sukun milta he dekhkr apki muskrahat ko Mujhe maut bhi aye to bi mat rona
Wednesday, 23 June 2010
thought / love sms
TEARS ARE SILENT LANGUAGE OF LOVE.. WHEN TEARS COME WITH REASON MEANS U GOT SOME PROBLEM BUT WHEN TEARS COME WITHOUT ANY REASON MEANS UR IN ...
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Teri hr ada mohbbat si lagti he 1 pal ki bi judai muddat si lagti he Pehle nhi socha tha ab sochne lagte he Jindgi me hr pal teri jarurat si...
Monday, 21 June 2010
shero - o - shayri / love sms
Humne Mohobbat me Wafa Karte-Karte Unki Khatir Zamane ko Bhula Diya Khuda kare wo Har Khushi Paye Use Jiske Khatir Usne Hume Thukra Diya
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