Lovers sms

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa bann...

01:31

Friendship means: U happy, I happy, U sad, I sad, U laugh, I laugh, U jump down from the building, .... I continue to laugh.

01:38

Think about me sms

Think smart... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great.... Think attractive... But wait... this will be too much for you.... Just t...

21:46

Personality Tax sms

Government of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai, Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega... Aap to safe hain, O my God, Mera ky...

07:45

Daughter back at 3

Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am. :)

02:16

Maths and Girls

What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls? 1. Both are difficult to handle 2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one...

00:37

Kiss sms

Sweetest kiss: on 4head Loveliest kiss: on cheeks Most Romantic kiss: on lips N d hottest kiss:.... .... ... ... ... .... ... on d bike'...

00:51

Suicide sms

We have many options to die.... POISON SLEEPING PILLS HANGING BY NECK JUMPING 4M A BUILDING COMING UNDER A TRAIN.... But we choose the worst...

08:07

Sweet, Salty n Tasty sms

Mana ke hum itne 'SWEET' b nahi k diabetes ho jay Na itne 'SALTY' ke BP badh jaye. Na itne 'TASTY' k mazaa aa jaye, ...

04:36

New President

I'm moving permanently to New Delhi. I'll give you my new number. I have no choice... Bye, Gud nite, tc... They have chosen me as ne...

09:25

Na rahega fone, na bajegi tone

Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye, jo mujhe sms na kare, uska cell us me dub jaye, na rahega fone, na bajegi ...

01:04

Main Hoon....

Are Deewano... Mujhe Pehchano... Kahan se aaya... Main hu kaun Main hu kaun Main hu... Main hu... Main hu... Number dekh ke pata nahi lagta ...

01:30

Jab tum mujhe bhool jaoge

Jab Tum Mujhse Ruth jaoge, Jab Tum Mujhse Khafa ho jaoge, Jab Tum Mujhe bhool jaoge.... ..... Tab Gaal pe aisa thappad padega ke sab yaad aa...

04:53

No money

Don't give importance to money b'coz it can give bed but not sleep, books but not brains, clothes but not beauty, luxuries but not h...

02:57