Shaadi sms

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Chaturai se ki jisne... usne ...

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Oops, married

Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia, 74 volumes, Just Rs.1000 Man: Not needed, I'm married, wife knows everything

07:43

After marriage

Some Men Join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are MARRIED & they like PEACE.

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Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, Dus saal pehle maine us se shaadi ke liye inkar kiya tha, Aur wo aaj ta...

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Husband & Wife

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always ca...

09:23

True Fact

Funny but True Fact A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

08:47

Idea Phone

A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...

04:06

Mr. Ali

Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali Barkat Ali Mehboob Ali & Altaf Ali 5th time, it was twins, Ali's wife decided to name them BAS-K...

00:35

Ae Khuda

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de, dukh de, tension de, barbadi de." Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

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Application Form

A boy filling an application form, gets confused & asks from father: "Dad, 'Mother Tongue' ke column mein kya likhu." ...

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A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...

23:17

Wife

Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao." Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi ...

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