Sholay Jokes - Gabbar-Sambha

Gabbar v/s Sambha

Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?
Sambha:- Sardar 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?
Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.
Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?
Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar:- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.
Gabbar:- To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?
Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.
Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?
Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.

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