Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting, Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti, Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata, Santa : Thee...
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Showing posts with label SantaBanta. Show all posts
Sunday, 6 December 2009
Santa Ke Ghar Chor
05:48
Santa:kaha ja rahe ho? Banta:Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa:BV ko akela chod dia Banta:Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai
Saturday, 5 December 2009
KBC Me Santa Singh
02:00
KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name?? Santa- [kuch bola nahi] Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye! Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)
jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai uski Qadar
01:56
.Santa apni jaeb me PATHAR dale ghom Raha tha Banta-Aisa Kyon KAr rahe ho Santa-is duniya me usi ki qadar hoti he jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai
Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho
01:55
Snta sharab pi kr bus main charh gaya Bnta-Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho Santa-"Oye roko roko Bus roko mai glat bus me swar ho gaya ...
kon si us k sath Bat Krni Hai
01:55
Snta Bnta k Ghar Me Bant:Chiken Khaoge Snta:Ha Ban:Kon Sa chinies,French ya Indian? San:Koi sa b leaao me ne kon si us k sath Bat Krni H
MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
01:53
santa ek dIn main 100 Aam kha gya _ Logo ne Pooncha Santa Ji AApne iTNe Aam Q kHAe? Santa bOLa: MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
Monday, 30 November 2009
Difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI?
15:02
Teacher:Whatz d difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI? Santa:HIMANI is 4 face wash, & TSUNAMI is 4 total wash...he he he...
Sunday, 29 November 2009
Ladki fasani aati hai?
10:51
Santa-Ladki fasani aati hai? Banta-Nahi Santa-seekh Pehle 1 kagaz Ka jahaaj banao,Fir use class me udaao.Mam k puchne par ladki ka naam laga...
Santa Ke Ghar Me pani....
10:49
Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he
Santa Sing On Interview
10:40
Santa : May I come in sir? Interviewer : Wait please... Santa : 75 kg sir!
2 Sardar Chess Khel Rahe The
10:40
Do Sardar chess khel rahe the. 1st: Ab bas hua. Hum khel bandh karte hai 2nd: Thik hai,waise bhi tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
10:37
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!! Banta-Oye, Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti. Santa-Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.
Santa Ke Ghar Me Chor
10:37
Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai? Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
How did Santa cheat the railways??
10:35
How did Santa cheat the railways?? Ans: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
A beautiful girl was passing by
10:27
A beautiful girl was passing by.. Santa : Kya maal hai yaar Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai
Santa Ke Ghar Chori
10:27
Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke llaaava sub samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liy...
Married Man r more obedient
10:21
Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend Asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedien...
Do sardar railway station par,
10:18
Do sardar railway station par, 1st sardar Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi 2nd sardar Kya main ja sakta hu?
how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees
10:17
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How? Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
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