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Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Friday, 26 November 2010
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
Latest Funny Jokes in Hindi
Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo...
Friday, 8 October 2010
Munni Badnaam Hai................
Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai, Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai, Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur Zandu balm hai...
Girl Friend - Boy Friend
Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi, Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se rin...
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
Sardarji in ATM
An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time whe...
Sunday, 3 October 2010
Pappu in Kaun Banega Crorepati..........
Pappu Kaun Banega Crorepati Main: Question: What is you father name? Pappu: Plz Options? a. Dabbu b. Babbu c. Shabbu d. Hubbu Pappu: Life li...
Thursday, 23 September 2010
Baniya Hindi Jokes..........
Baniye ki Adat Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne ...
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
A middle aged woma........
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing G...
There are two ants.......
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the s...
Bartan Achay Dhultay hain...........
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani s...
Answer bata ke ja...........
SARDARji : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND : Main jaa raha hun. SARDARji : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur...
Εmail & Female
American says : US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.. Sardarji says : India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…
Saturday, 4 September 2010
roaming lagti h.........
Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h... Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar ek-kone se dus...
Teacher: There is a frog, .........
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How d...
Principal : I tried ur number.......
Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off…! STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE” Principal shock…! Student rock...
जज: इसके दोनों कान......
जज: इसके दोनों कान काट दो! संता: नहीं मैं अँधा हो जाऊंगा! जज: कान काटने से अंधे कैसे होओगे? संता: चश्मा कहाँ लगाऊंगा!
पप्पू: डैडी मुझे ढोल ले दो!..........
पप्पू: डैडी मुझे ढोल ले दो! संता: नहीं! तू ढोल बजा कर मुझे तंग किया करेगा! पप्पू: नहीं डैडी! जब आप सों जाया करोगे तब मैं ढोल बजाया करूंगा!
पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद.........
पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही! मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ! मम्मी: थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे! लेट नाईट टाईम पर घर न आने की कह...
पत्नी: सुनो जी मेरी चप्पल............
पत्नी: सुनो जी मेरी चप्पल बिल्कुल टूट गई है! शाम को मेरे लिये एक जोड़ी चप्पल लेकर आना! पति: शाम को एक जगह मेरा भाषण हैं! तुम भी मेरे साथ वहां...
संता: यूरोप के एक विद्वान ..............
संता: यूरोप के एक विद्वान ने लिखा है कि जो आदमी जितना बेवकूफ होता है, उसे उतनी ही सुंदर पत्नी मिलती है! जीतो: रहने दो जी! मेरी तारीफ़ करने ...
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