Lovers sms

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa bann...

01:31

Loose motions

4 Guys 1 from Harvard University 1 from Oxford 1 from Texas 1 Santa from Punjab university All are asked 1 common question: What is the fast...

00:29

Dhokha sms

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books h...

08:32

Laloo ji ka I love u

Laloo ji ne Raabri se I love you kaha aur gir pade, fir uthe I love you kaha aur phir gir pade, Raabri: ee ka hai, Laloo: dekhti nahi ka, i...

00:58

Chubby cheeks

chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips, tiny eyes, rosy tongue.... wow... actually i was pointing out similarities between Hutch dog and you....

23:48

Pados wali ladki

A father to son: Wo Pados wali ladki ko dekh, Exam mein 1st aayi hai.. Son replies,"Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya."

23:45

Ants & Elephant

Few ants were taking bath. Elephant jumped into the pool. All ants got out of water 1 ant climbed on the elephant Al ants shouted.. "Du...

09:08

Mr. Ali

Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali Barkat Ali Mehboob Ali & Altaf Ali 5th time, it was twins, Ali's wife decided to name them BAS-K...

00:35

Application Form

A boy filling an application form, gets confused & asks from father: "Dad, 'Mother Tongue' ke column mein kya likhu." ...

22:05