Baniya Hindi Jokes..........

Baniye ki Adat
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha.
Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha.
Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Ek Lota paani de de.......... 
Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Mere papa ko nahi jante
Teacher:   Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.
10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain.
Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 

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