Sardar givs dictation test 4 students, last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardar-ok i'll write on the board.,..
Showing posts with label SardarSMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SardarSMS. Show all posts
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
Monday, 30 November 2009
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala
15:02
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha 2srdar-aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko
Sunday, 29 November 2009
Should I buy tickets for my children?
10:35
Srdr 2 a Conducto Should I buy tickets for my children? ConductoOnly if they r above 8. SrdThank God., I have only 6 children...!
Friday, 27 November 2009
Divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
09:57
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why? Sardar- i saw label on her panty .......... tested OK by mafatlal & sons...
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday
11:37
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school. Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai. Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Mere liye PRASAD lAna
02:15
SArdar Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?" Driver:"HAan Jaonga."sardar gAve him 5 Rs& said:"Mere liye PRASA...
If U dial 001 then what will happen?
02:11
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?" Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…
Oh,i thought it was its skin!
02:07
Sardar:That cow is lovely colour. Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey. Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Oxygen is must for Breathing
00:07
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
00:05
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige. He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua? Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Sr...
Thursday, 5 November 2009
Dekha saste ka natija!!!
07:51
Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge... Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi... Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!
Sardar 2 a conductor
07:47
Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children? ConductoOnly if they r above 8. SardaThank God., i have only 6 children
I would have watch TV with candle
07:37
Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?" Sardar"I would have watc...
sardarji went 2 a STD PCO
07:35
A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice .... guess why? cuz der it was witten... 'number dial karne se pehele ...
Monday, 19 October 2009
Tu meri nakal maar lay
21:49
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir m...
Edison wouldn't had invented Power
21:48
Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done? "Sardar"I would have watc...
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
04:08
Wat frustrates a SARDAR? When his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
Friday, 25 September 2009
Arre Ali aur Bali
01:17
Ek train bohot time baad chali. Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali. Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali. Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni na...
Friday, 11 September 2009
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
04:05
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
04:04
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC...
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