april fool

no message today APRIL FOOL ha ha ha

21:28

fool idea#17

If the victim uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim's computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just ...

07:31

fool idea#16

Make some copies of a paperclip. Then put them into the paper tray of the copier. People will go nuts trying to find the paperclip stuck in ...

07:30

Love you...

Kuch log bina kahe alfaz hote hain... Kuch log is kadar khaas hote hain... ki jitna bhi rahen nigahon se door, dil ke hamesha paas hote hain...

06:53

Dil ki lakir pe koi gam na ho

Dil ki lakeer pe koi gam na ho.... Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho.. Aapko mile zamane ki har khushi,.... chahe us khushi me ham ho na ho...

06:51

Meethi Meethi yaadein

Meethi meethi yaadon ko palko pe saja lena Thodi si jagah apne dil me bana lena Kabhi yaad aaye un haseen lamho ki, To muskura kar khwabon m...

06:49

Fool idea#15

Take a pack of cream biscuit, remove the cream of them with toothpaste now put them back and on top place one with cream now have the top on...

04:37

Beshak kuch pal intezar mila humko, par khuda se badkar yar mila humko! na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki, teri dosti se wo pyr mila hamko!

03:14

Din Me Suraj Gayab Ho Sakta Hai Roshni Nahi, India Toss Jeet Sakta Hai Match Nahi, Dil Tut Sakta Hai Dosti Nahi. Past is Exprience Presen...

03:07

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal...

02:50

Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks! Friendship isn...

02:44

Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you, n that's the very special reason why I keep i...

02:35

fool idea#14

Tell a friend that you know a great trick. Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of beer (or any liquid) on the back...

21:34

fool idea#13

Sneak up on your victim while they are sleeping and put some shaving cream in their hand. Then tickle them on the nose with a feather and wa...

21:25

fool idea#13

Sneak up on your victim while they are sleeping and put some shaving cream in their hand. Then tickle them on the nose with a feather and wa...

21:23

Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani hai, jis chiz ko chaha vo begani hai, haste hain to sirf duniya k liye varna in aankhon me pani hi pani hai. ...

04:25

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, Har dil me chupa ek ehsaas hai. Aapse dosti yuhi nehi ki humne, kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch KHAS hai...

01:48

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. Fo...

01:33

Best April Fool SMS

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK" ...

01:23

Sachhai mere ishq mein itni hai, Door jaa kar bhi tu laut ke aayegi, Nahi mitega mera saaya teri aankhon se, Harr ashq mein tu apne mujhe pu...

01:21

fool idea#12

Go to Start > Settings > Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options, and change the mouse pointer to the slowest speed. If your vic...

21:49

fool idea#11

Take the top sheet off the victim's bed, and tuck the bottom end under the top end of the mattress. Pull it down and then fold it back u...

21:47

Best Funny Jokes

Sonu: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi? Gal: Nai Sonu:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Sonu:kalle na didi plzz

03:20

fool idea#10

Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, car, etc. (Make sure the car isn't already on!) Then get in it and have your parent...

21:15

fool idea#9

put salt on the victims toothbrush. Then stand by to watch the surprised look on their face.

21:13

fool idea#8

Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places at your victims...

21:44

fool idea#7

Put a spool of thread in your pocket and leave the tail hanging out. Then go up to your friend and say, I've been pulling this and pulli...

21:43

Nam apka pal pal leta he koi yad apko har pal karta he koi ehsas to shayad aap ko bhi he ki dur reh kar aap ko har pal yad karta he koi Dil ...

02:35

Jamin ke paap chupane ko gagan hota hai, man ke paap chupane ko badan hota hai, shayad mar kar bhi paap chupate hai log, isi liye har laash ...

02:30

fool idea#6

-Fill a glass with water. Add food dye so it matches the color of whatever juice you have in your refrigerator. Serve the "juice" ...

21:05

fool idea#5

If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call it wi...

21:04

fool idea#4

Put lemon juice in someone's water and when they take a drink of it, it will taste very sour and nasty!!!

20:55

fool idea#3

Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get ...

20:52

fool idea#2

Find a scrap of cloth. Place a 5Rs on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the coin, rip the clot...

21:56

fool idea#1

Drippy Use a pin to make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup. Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out...

21:53

holi#14

Auspicious red. Sunkissed gold Soothing silve Pretty purple wlissful blue Forever green,I wish u and ur family a very Happy HOLI .

21:33

holi#13

Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full hol

21:16

holi#12

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi

21:15

holi#11

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

21:14

holi#10

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.

21:12

holi#9

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

21:10

holi#8

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mub...

22:38

holi#7

Holi Ka Gulal Ho, Rango Ki Bahar Ho, Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho, Ek Baat Khas Ho, Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho, Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho, Wish U Happy Holi!

22:37

holi#6

Dil karta hai, Apke Sang Gauan Jhumu Nachu Khelu Kudoo Jasn manaoo Lekin Pahle Apko Rang to Laga loo Happy Holi!

21:33

holi#4

Akele mein koi yaadon mein aakar chhed kar jaaye Koi jab soch ke daaman ko kar ke tar-b-tar jaaye Wahi mosam toh rangon ke bikharjane ka mos...

20:59

holi#3

Holi man bichdo ko milane ka saar hai, Holi dushmano ko gale lagane ka tyohar hai, Holi naa khele jo manhoos, Unki jeevan mein haar hai

20:57

holi #2

Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka Hum sab yaaron ka Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka Gali mein gali walon ka Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka Desh mei...

21:27

holi #1

Rang lekar khelte gulal, lekar khelte Radha sang Holi Nand lal khelte...Bolo sara rara Happy Holi!! sms-store

21:26

as holi is near from today we will post holi messages till holi. so if you want holi sms/text messages for sending them to your nearest and ...

21:24

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske coun...

20:40

" Roz kisi ka intzaR hota hai, Roz ye dil bekaRaR hota hai, kaash ke koi samajh pata ki chup Rehne walon ko bhi kisi se pyaR hota hai.g...

21:17

"A gal with her boyfriend preparing for sex: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to JADU....

21:16

Chaha hai jise chahat se zada, samjha hai jise dost se zada, bhrosa hai jispe khud se zada, tu hi hai wo HARAAMZADA

21:15

". -Love Is Beautiful; You Also. & this is my favourite.. F.R.A.N.C.E. -Friendships Remain And Never Comes to an End..."

22:29

Jaise "Lohe" Ko Loha,"Heere" Ko Heera,"Zehar" Ko Zehar Katta Hai...Theek Usi Trah Ek Din Tujhe "Kutta...

22:28

"This is my LEG. Bas Karo.....YAAR !!! Bahut Daba Liya. Now , I m Feeling Better . Thank you "

07:49

" World's smallest resignation letter ? Respected sir, I love your wife."

07:48

"A Rose is always rose whether it is in a golden pot or in the dustbin.Same way u r always my frnd whether u r in mental hospital or in...

07:47

Funny Santa Banta SMS

Santa exam hall me pareshan tha. Sir:Kya hua,paper mushkil hai??? Santa:Nahi sir me to soch raha hu ki answer kis jeb me hai... ONE DAY SANT...

01:08

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. San...

21:03

Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to m...

20:58

"Sorry 4 disturbance but matter is very urgent. Ravan has again kidnapped sita so,we need 100monkeys urgent so sms padte hi niklo. Aur ...

05:44

"Thought for the lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.. So ...

05:43

Agar condom ka business karna he to uska naam rakhana DIPPER. Q ki indian truck wale free publicity karte he. . . . "USE DIPPER AT NIGH...

21:56

Haqiqat jan lo bichad jane se pahle, Meri sunlo apni sunnese pahle, Ye sochlena bhulaneese pahle, Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskuranese pahle...

21:39

"If god gv me 24 hrs b4 death,i'l spnd 23:55hr with u, u mst b thnking abt d last 5min. Tb main tera b gala daba dunga!frnds-2 Sat...

07:48

Every man needs a wife bcz there are a number of things that go wrong & for everything u cannot blame the government....Gud nit.

07:47

"Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him""I have four apples, How can i share among 5?...

07:46

Aise Dikhai Dena Hazron K darmyan Sajta Hai Chand Jese Sitaroon k darmyan Logon K Bich rah k Bhi Rehna yun Munfrid Jese Gulaab hota hai kant...

23:21

Dil k kitab ka panna chura le gaya koi, ankhon se neend uda le gaya koi, kisi ki yaad me tadapne ki aadat nahi thi hume, apni yaadon se tada...

08:05

"FILM dekhni hai? dekho. INTERVAL THE END Yeh thi SANJAY LILA BANSALI ki nayi film BLANK." sms-store

08:05

Har rang aap pe barse, Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse; Rang de aapko sab itna, Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse. Wishing U a very Happy N ...

00:16

"U need not Sit with me wn Im sad, U need not Talk to me wn Im bored, U need not Cry 4 me wn Im dead, But... DON'T forget me wn Im ...

03:27

thought sms

"Thought for the lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.. So ...

03:24

thought 4

"Living in the Favorable & Non-Favourable situation is ""PART OF LIVING"" But Smiling in all Situations is call...

05:24

thought 3

" THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Never make the same mistake twice... There are many new ones... Try a different one each day...!!!" sms-sto...

05:23

thought 2

"No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too lat...

20:00

funny 3

"Arz hai.. Meri prem kahani ka, kya ajeeb ENDING tha... Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se, jo kambakht uski shaadi tak PENDING tha...

20:00

womens day 1

We are cute duaghters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength,...

21:04

thought 1

"Thought of the day:- "" Believe in God like you believe in the Sun; not because you can see it, but because of it, you can s...

21:26

funny 2

Ae dost mat kar in haseeno se mohabat, Wo aankho se war karti hai, Maine teri wali ke aankho me dekha hai, Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai ...

21:20

funny 1

"Gabbar Wala Darr Ab Purana Ho Gaya.. Aaj kal Dur Gaon Me Raat Ko Jab Maa-Baap Sote Nahi.. To Baccha Kehta Hai: So Jao Bapu.. Nahi To ...

21:19

shivratri 3

Shiv ki mahima aparampar!! Shiv karte sabka udhaar. Unki kripa aap par sada bani rahe aur Bhole Shankar aapke jiwan mein khushiyan hi khushi...

21:28

shivratri 2

BHUTNATH ji ke pawan ratri pr sbhi BHUTO ko bdhae ho.aap sbhi se newadn hai ke rat 12pm pr 15min tk chand ko dekhe.darshan honge. secrtry[bh...

21:27

shivratri 1

Shivratri symbolises the union of shiva & shakti. May both of them keep their showering hands open on you & your dear ones sms-store

20:40

Har kadam pe aapka ehsaas chahiye, Mujhe aapki dosti bhara sath chahiye, Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai pe, Aisa ye rishta khaas chahiye

04:22

Sayari SMS

Unke chehre pe is kadar noor he ki unki yaadme rona bhi manzoor he bewafa bhi kehnahi sakte unko pyar to humne kiya hai woh to bekasur he Ap...

04:20

E ganpat chal msg la E ganpat chal msg la jyada joke kum thoda sayari mila 1 miscal viscal kar de na yar E ganpat chal msg la........

04:18