A Sardar & his wife were waiting for trainitne main KHYBER MAIL aa gayeSardar bhag k train mein charhaorapni wife se bolajab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Muje mat tang kro,Muje akela chordo,Muje tumse koi taluqnai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Please mujhe samajhne kiKOshish KaroMuje mat tang kro,Muje akela chordo,Muje tumse koi taluqnai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?Sardar: oye, there was nobody2 exchange in the lower birth..
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