Girl’s father: “main nahinchahta k meri beti apni porizindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye mainusay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
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KBC main shahrukh nemujh se pochaworld ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?main ne 1 crore thukra diye,magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”...bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
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What? is a difference betweena Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?A car is too dear andA monkey is U dear.
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can’t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I’m sending you just 1 joke...“You are so beautiful”
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Woh subah ki thandak,Woh toliye ki khushbu,Woh shamp ki bottle,Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,.....Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanaywale hi jante hain:p
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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai
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