Holi SMS

 Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? ———————————————————————...

10:05

Sardar SMS

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for trainitne main KHYBER MAIL aa gayeSardar bhag k train mein charhaorapni wife se bolajab khyber fema...

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04:38

Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay mainek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,pathan watha...

04:35

Insult SMS

Girl’s father: “main nahinchahta k meri beti apni porizindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray” Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye mainusay yahan se le janey ...

04:31

Never kiss a police woman.she ‘ll say stop and handsup.Never kiss a nurse shewill say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.She ‘ll repeat it 10 t...

04:31

biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

04:26

Holi SMS

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein, Ab tak...

04:24

Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara :Oh No! Ba...

03:24

Birthday SMS

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A ...

03:18

Funny SMS

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare j...

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