janamashtami sms

Pavitra parv aaj ka din hai Liya janam mahre kisna ne jake liye sarvatra brahmand prassann hai Jai kisan jai kisan Jai gosh se vishva dhanya...

11:30

shero - o - shayri / love sms

 Kash vo pal sang bitaye N hote Jinhe yaad kr aaj ye ansu aye N hote Is tarah door jana hi tha apko to itni gahrai se samaye N hote.

11:27

HAR DIL MAI DARD...........

HAR DIL MAI DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI , BAYA KARNE KAA ANDAAZ JUDA HOTA HAI , KOI ASHKO SE BAHA DETA HAI AUR KISSI KI HASI MAI BHI DARD CHUPA HOTA...

00:04

Jiske pas kuch nahi.........

Jiske pas kuch nahi Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,apke pas hamari dosti hai,jise p...

00:03

Zindagi nahin humein............

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai m...

00:01

APKI ek muskhurahat............

APKI ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye…. apki ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye…. Hum hosh me aane hi wale the ki aap phir se musk...

00:00

koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko……. koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko…. .......... .......... nuclear power ka zaman hai bomb se ...

23:59

kaanch ko chahat............

kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki, ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki, chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki, apne tukdo me tasvir uski sa...

23:58

aapki yaadon ka ........

aapki yaadon ka mahel banaya hamne, aarzu ka diya jalaya humne, tujhe meri kasam koi vo lamha bata, jis lamhe me tujhe bhulaya humne….

23:58

jo asani se mile..........

jo asani se mile woh hai gam. jo mushkil se mile woh hai rum. jo kisiko na mile woh he dum aur jo nasseb walon ko mile woh hai hum.

23:57

Ram ne Dhanush Toda..........

Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aa...

23:56

shero - o - shayri sms

Haqiqat K Kareeb Aane K Baad Samjha Mohabbat Ko Dil Lagane K Baad, Mujhe Gam Apna Nahi Dukh Uska He Koun Chahega Use Itna Mere Jane K Baad.....

10:56

thought / love sms

Cry is Love-Detector: "Wen Some1 make u Cry it Shows how much u Luv them, & If Some1 Cries 4 u it Shows Hw much They Lv u.." ...

10:37

Rakhi / Rakshabandan sms

Brothers are like streetlights along the road,  they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthw...

10:26

shero - o - shayri sms

Bina gum kushi ka pata kaise chelega, bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega, wo jo b karta he wo hi janta hai, hum jaan gaye 2 ushe khuda kon k...

11:42

"Sharam kya hai".................

QUESTION:- "Sharam kya hai" ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. ;-)

02:37

What n Idea Sir G...........

Kya Ap Machharo Se pareshan He sone Me Takleef Hoti H to..Machharo ke sone Ke baad So jao What n Idea Sir G

02:36

Uske Pyar K ..........

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya Wah wah! Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya Tu 2 minute ruk Main Pani Pi K aya.

02:35

Who is BANIYA .........

Who is BANIYA - B - BRILLIANT A - ACTIVE N - NOBLE I - INTELLIGENT Y - YASHSHVI A - ATTRACTIVE b are proud to be "BANIYA"

02:34

Cool..............

A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o r T o A B l i n d M a n C a n E x p l a i n E v e r y T h i n g I n L I F E...

02:20

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai..........

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe, KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai. Apki zra c laparwai apk...

02:19

Friendship................

Friendship is not a Collection Of message But it is Selection of Hrts. All Frnds r nt True, Bt True Friends R Very Few "LIKE" U

02:18

APRIL FOOL........

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FO...

02:18

Chand par hai light........

Chand par hai light, Bole to ho gayi hai night, To band karne ka Tube light, Aur so jaane ka Keep quite, Bole to wo sweet dreams walaGooooo...

02:17

Greeting SMS

1 Sal 12 mah 1 Mah K 4 Hafte 1 Hafte K 7 Din 1 Din K 24 Ghante 1 Ghante K 60 Minut 1 Minut K 60 Sec 1 Sec K Hazar Lamhe Har Lamhe MEri 1 Hi ...

02:17

New Year

nav samvat ki naval chandni jag me nav sanchar bhare nav asha ke kalash sajakar mangalmay sansar kare. NAVWARS VIKRAM SAMVAT 2067 MANGALMAY ...

02:15

Hot Tea Apke Bed Pe He............

Hot Tea Apke Bed Pe He Suraj Ki Kirne Apke Head Pe He News Paper Apke Gate Pe He Ab To Uth Jayiye Hum Apke MSG K Wait Me He. Good_Morning

02:14

Uth Kr Dekhiye .........

Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara Hawa B He Thandi Mausam B He Pyara So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gaya Hr Ek Tara Kabool Ho ApKo Salam-E-Subah Hmara

02:05

DOSTI karo usise jo jindgi sajaye hasi se!........

Kaho usise jo na keh kisise, Mango usise jo de khushi se, Pyar ho usise jo mile kismet se, DOSTI karo usise jo jindgi sajaye hasi se!

02:04

Hum apke account ........

Hum apke account me kuch jama kar rahe hai... Dosti, Pyar, Wishes,Khushiya, Hansi.... Jis ka pin code hai apki "SMILE"... so alway...

02:03

Chak De India........

Sachi bahaduri ka matlb der rat ko ghar lotna late-night club se nashe me bilkul tun Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole Or tum kaho"C...

02:03

Langur K Hath Me Angur

1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes 2.Put It In Ur Hands 3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror The Dish Is Ready Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.

02:01

Woh Joota Sharma ..............

Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz... . . . . . Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai. Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay...

02:01

Happy Birth Day

Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k, aap apni manzil ko paye. agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye, to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye. *Happy...

01:58

Teri jhalak ko tarasta.........

Teri jhalak ko tarasta hu zidd ab ye chod do, Ye zulm aaj na dhao tumhari saalgirah hai, Bhatak raha hu teri zaat ki zaneeron mein, Chalo az...

01:58

SANTA ne Apni Car k..................

SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer

01:56

What is Long.......

What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler

01:18

God Bless You..........

God Bless You And Keep You Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best You’ve Eve...

01:16

A couple had a fight one night..........

A couple had a fight one night. When they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: “Good night mother of 3 kids”. Wife Replied: “Good night Fathe...

01:15

ek bar santa singh pagal ......................

ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ...

01:03

Titanic doob raha tha.............

Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEE...

01:01

mehrbaan kadardaan........

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhay...

00:55

Romance Mathematics

~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb ...

00:54

thought sms

Success in life will create crowd 4 YOU... Loneliness in life will create space 4 YOU. But tough times in life will create d true person in ...

10:59

independence day sms

zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se

10:58

independence day sms

FREEDOM IN THE MIND,FAITH IN THE WORDS,PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS &MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS...LETS SALUTE,THE NATION ON 61st INDEPENNDENCE DAY!VAN...

10:53

joke sms

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara dia Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

10:51

shero - o - shayri / love sms

Tu yad bahut aya hr sham k bad Kabi agaaz se pehle to kabi anjaam k bad Is dubte suraj ki kasam Is Dil Pe koi naam nhi likha tere naam k bad...

10:37

joke sms

Banta:Mujhe 200Rs De Do. Santa: Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi,Akal Ki Zaroorat Hai. Banta:Magar Main Aapse Wahi Cheez 2 Mangoonga,Jo Apke Paas Hai ...

09:54

joke sms

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :

10:33

shero - o - shayri / love sms

Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai, Halat mere mujhe lachar karte hai, Ankhe meri padh lo kabhi Hum khud kaise kahe ki hum unse pyar karte hai...

10:59

joke sms

Police see a villages sat on a bufalo P: where is ur helmet? Pay 50/- fine v:  this is not 2 wheeler it's 4 wheeler.

10:23