shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Usne hatho pe mehendi laga rakhi thi Hmne uski doli saja rakhi thi Hme pata tha wo bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski bahen b pata rkhi thi SMS...

05:54

joke sms

Bhari Sandook Hilane Me Nakaam Hue 2 Santa Bola, Hum Ise Bahar Nahi Nikaal Payenge. Banta: Ise Bhr Nikalna Tha? Maine Socha, Ise Andar Le ja...

05:52

shero - o - shayri sms

Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar, Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge, Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar, Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge... sms-st...

07:19

shero - o - shayri sms

Na khata hamari thi, Na wafa hamari thi, Bas itna na samajh sake hum, Hamara dil khilona tha, Ya unhe khilono se khelne ki Aadat thi.. sms-s...

07:05

joke sms

Santa & His Wife Going By Auto Driver Adjusts Mirror, Santa (Shocked): "Meri Biwi Ko Dekhta Hai, saale Chal Piche Baith,Auto Me Cha...

06:04

joke sms

Teacher :Y u r late..? santa :Bike puncture aayi sir Teacher :Y can't u come in bus..? santa:I am not that much rich to buy bus sir

06:06

shero - o - shayri sms

N milne Ki kasam Kha K Mene bhi Tuze Hr Raah Pr dhunda boht He, Ye Aankhe Or Kya Dekhe Kisi Ko Inn Aankho Ne tuze Dekha boht He..

05:50

joke sms

Baap:Jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai chinta ke mare mera 1 bal safed ho jata hai. Beta:Tabhi mein sochu DaDa G k sare bal safed kyu hai

08:47

shero - o - shayri sms

Sab Dukho Pe Kuch Kuch Likha Reh Gaya, Naam Aisa Kuch Tu Mita Ke Gaya. Yaad Meri Satayegi Har Din tujhe Bin Khata Ke Jo Mujh Ko Rula Ke Gaya

07:23

thought / good morning sms

Many fine things can be done in a day if you don't always make that day tomorrow. good morning

10:41

joke sms

7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the, 1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nai deti, kya karu? Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)1Chatai aur ...

10:11

joke sms

A man siting wid his wife in a bar, another llady came 2 His Wife & says "PAISE PHALE LE LENA, ye admi Bhad me kit-kit karta hai....

09:00

funny sms

Tu kutta Tu kutta Main fir keh raha hu,Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta Tu kutta paal le,ajkal CHORIYAN bahut ho rhi h

12:02

joke sms

Wife sms msg 2 Pappu : ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao. Pappu reply sms : nahi bata sakta balance kam hai.

08:16

sHero - shayri / Love sms

kya gum hai kya khushimujhe malum nahi tum meri ho ya ajnabi malum nahi tere bin ek pal mera nahi guzarta kese guzregi ye zindgi malum nahi....

10:25

joke sms / funny sms

A cute Nurse came4 the interview. Dr:What salary U Xpect Nurse:Rs10,000 Dr was overjoyed & said:My Pleasure. Nurse:With pleasure 25000

08:08

joke sms / funny sms

Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?? ? ? ? Beti- B.B.A Karungi! Papa-what is BBA! .. Beti- Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish..!

08:10

shero - shayri

Mere To Har Alfaz Me Hota Tha Pyar Kash Tum Do Lafz Hi Keh Pate Hum To The Taiyar they Chalne Ko Puri Zindagi Kash Tum Kabhi Do Kadam Hi Cha...

08:22

joke sms / funny sms / pj

There were two frnds Jo and Wo One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died Y did Wo die? Because Jo dar gya, Wo mar gya

09:16

sHero - shayri / funny sms

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam ho jaye; Milan na sahi Dua-salam hi ho jaaye Jinki yad me hum BIMAAR pade h Kam se kam unhe ZUKHAM to ho jaye

08:39

sHero - shayri

Khyalo M Aata He Jb Unka Chehra To Labo Pe Aksar Fariyad Aati He Hum Bhul Jate Hai Unke Sare Sitam. Jab Unki Thodi Si Mohobbat Yaad Aati Hai...

10:04