joke sms

Santa ki g/f ne shadi kr li Wo roj uske ghar k samne poti karta Dost:kya krte ho? Santa:Use btana chahta hu k,uske pyar k bina bhuka nhi mar...

04:00

joke sms

Munna:circuit yar barish k waqt bijali Q chamkti hai circuit:bhai b0le t0 upar wala torch maar k dekhta h0ga ki kahi sukha t0 nahi reh gaya ...

03:59

shero - shayri

Zikr unka hi ata he mere fasane me,Jinko jaan se jyada chaha zamane me,Tanhai me unki hi yad ka sahara mila,Nakamyab rahe hum jinhe bhulane ...

03:58

shero - shayri / joke sms

GIRL:Na Chedo Ladkio Ko Paap Hoga Kal Ko Tu B Kisi Ka Baap Hoga! Santa:-Khuda Kare Teri Baat Sacchi Ho Jo Mujhe Bp Kahe Wo Tri Bacchi Ho!

03:54

joke sms

Woman sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi darling!Lets have some fun She angrily: How dare you? Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED? ...

07:26

shero - shayri / love sms

Tu mera he tera naam koi or n le. In bhegti ankho ka jam koi or n le. Islye tera hath nahi chorte hum. tu gir jaye to kahin thaam koi or na ...

07:24

funny sms

Do U Know The Meaning Of BMW --- Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata H.. Kyun K Ye Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti ..

07:22

thought sms

Troubles are like a washing machine....They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Better t...

06:36

shero - shayri / dosti sms

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...

06:35

thought sms / good morning sms

Thought for the day- Some reasons make relationships precious, bt only precious relationships r made wid no reasons. Gud morning

06:34

funny sms

7 saal pehle mobile cal 5Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..or...Aaj rti 5 Rs ki or call 2Rs ki Kon Kehta hai mehngayi hi

09:58

joke sms

Patient To Doc: Nurse Bahut Achhi Hai Uska Hath Lagte Hi Mai Thik Ho Gaya. Doc: Ha. Thappad Ki Awaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi. ...

07:44

shero - shayri / funny sms

Masoom Mohabbat KaBs Yhi Afsana Hai, Mohabbat Nibhane KaYehi 2 Zamana Hai Mummy Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti AurMujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hi

09:20

joke sms

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujse Ek Kiss Ka 100 Rs Leti Hai. Banta: Tu Bada Lucky Hai Wo Dusro Se To 500 Rs Leti Hai.

08:58

Aao Sunau Pyar Ki Ek Khani 1 Tha Ladka 1 Thi Ladki Diwani Dono Mar Gye Khatam Khani Ab Neche Kya Dead Body Dhund Rhe ho

21:39

thought sms

A winner cAn Show u d Way to Success.. But A Loser cAn mAke you AwAre Of All WAys LeAding To FAilure..! -

21:35

funny sms / dosti sms

A frnd is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% Gud Luking Datz y i'm ur frnd, U r so Lucky.. -

09:29

joke sms

Conductor: U'll hv2 pay fare 4ur child.He's ovr 12yrs Lady:Hw cn he b ovr12whn i hv only bin married 10yrs? Condctr:i collect fares,...

22:34

thought sms

Wen it is hArd for u to Hide ur teArs.. Then never mind.. stArt Chopping An onion.. Let d heArt cry.. U just Smile n blAme t...

22:12

thought sms / funny sms

The Best wAy to releAse office stress is To Put ur heAd on the Table,Snooze,yAwn And sAy Loudly . . . . "BHAAD ...

22:10

jOKE SMS

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey & stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

22:10

joKE SMS

Nokrani-Begum Sweater Khirki Se Gir Gya He. Malkin-Ye Tm Ne Kya Kia, Munne Ko Thand Lag Jayegi. Nokrani-Fikr Mat Karo Munna B Swtr Me H.

22:39

shero - shayri

Bhoolein N Kabhi Aisi Koi Yaad De Do, Bhoole Se Hi Sahi Kabhi Hume Awaz De Do, Yahan Maut Ka Kise Gham Hai, PaL Bhar KaTum Agar ...

22:38

fUnny sms / dosti sms

Aadab arz hai >Doston ko sms karna hamara farz hai. ye sms ap par karz hi Is krz ko kitne sms karke chukana ye sochna ab apka frz hi

22:26

SHero - shayri

Aakho ki awaaz kuch aur hoti hai aansu ki aag kuch aur hoti hai koun bichadna chahta hai apno se majburiyo ki baat kuch aur hoti...

20:24

THought sms

"You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life." - John Addison

20:24

SHero - shayri / LOve sms

Tera pyar jeetne ka intezar hai, Tu kare mera intezar is baat ka intezar hai, Hum aankho se dil me utar jayenge, Bas teri nazar uthne ka i...

20:21

jOKE SMS

Santa to his son " Son, what do U want 4 Ur birthday?" Son : Not much dad, just a radio w/ a sports car around it.

19:54

shero - shayri

Pehchan to meri bhi koi nhi pata nhi Q log mujhe pehchante hain? pyar to mujhe bhi unse bhut hai pata nhi Q unke aLawa sab jante...

19:53

SHero - shayri

Hum Mohabbat Ki Numaish Nhi Karte Hum Lafzon Ki Paimaish Nhi Karte Jise Chahte Hai Toot K Chahte Hai Badle Me Chahat Ki Khwaish ...

19:52

FUnny sms

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A. Made her chain too long.

21:54

Love sms

Dhadkte Hue Dil Ka Qarar Ho Tum In Saji Mehfilo Ki Bahar Ho Tum Tarsti Hui Nigaho Ka Intjar Ho Tum Meri Zindgi Ka Pehla Or Akhir...

21:53

THought sms / DOSTI SMS

A bond of luv,a medal of trust,a shoulder in sadnes,a hand in darknes,a special relatn 2hold,a ear whr secret can b told.is d magic calld ...

21:52

joKE SMS

Teacher-DHRITRASHTRA Ke 100 Putra the:PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q? Student-Sir, kyuki Jinki Aankhe Hoti Hai,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..;-)

20:53

jOKE SMS

santa ka pota: Dadaji Kya Padh Rhe Ho Santa-Itihas Pota-Yeh to SEX hi kitab lagti hai Santa-Beta mere liye to SEX itihas bankar ...

20:52

joKE SMS

Santa - Hum Itne Garib Hai Ki Hamare Pas Kutta Bhi Nahi Hai. Rat Me Chor Aa Jaye To Hum Me Se Kisi Ko Bhaunkna Padta Hai.

20:48

joKE SMS

Santa: Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhul Aaya Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Ki Zarurat Hai. Banta: Le 10 Rupaye Rikshaw Kar Ke Purse Le Aa.

00:45

shero - shayri

Hum bat kam or sochte jyada he, hum door kam or pas jyada he, agar door rahakar bhi aapke pas hone ka ehsas ho to aap insan kam KHUDA jya...

00:43

shero - shayri

Dard hi dard ko dard dene laga Dard hi ghav ko bharne laga HuM dard ko paa kar kabi na roye, Dard hi huMe chhu kar rone laga...

00:42

shero - shayri

Woh aksar mujhe kehti thi ki "Tumhe to me apna bana k hi Chodungi" Aaj usne apna wada pura kar diya. Usne mujhe apna ban...

22:20

joKE SMS

Wife:India jao 2 saree bhejna. Dubaijao 2 jewelery bhjn. France jo 2 perfume bhjn. Husd:Narak jau 2 kya bheju? Wife:APNI VIDEO !

22:19

joKE SMS

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai. Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak Slry Mat ...

22:14

jOKE SMS

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya, Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shkr Kia? Doctor: Nahi Yaar, Is Se 2 Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata. ..........

21:09

thought sms

If egg is broken frm outside,a life ends Wen egg breaks frm inside,a life is born Gr8 & Gud things need 2 happen frm INSIDE

21:08

jOKE SMS

Man Was Smoking In A Bus Conductor:No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta Man:Side Mai ALWAYS WEAR CONDOM Ka Board Bhi Hai, Ab Woh Bhi...

21:08

funny sms

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

21:07

shero - shayri / love sms

Ye hawa apki hasi ki khabar deti hai,mere dilko khushi se bhar deti he,khuda salamat Rakhe apki hasi ko,Kyunki apki khushi hame khush kar ...

22:15

jOKE SMS

Son of santa=Papa Mene exam me Sare sawalo ka Answer dediya.. santa=Oye!Puttar Sawal kya tha?? Son=Bas Wohi samjh me nahi aya k swl Ka tha...

22:13

thought sms

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." - George Patton

22:12