New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship. It's the time to thank God for wonderful friends, and to bring to th...
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
Saturday, 26 December 2009
Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ek SMS ROZ, Keep the friend close, Ek din me pach, Dosti pe na aye aach, Ek din me dus, meli Dosti ka rus, Ek din me bees, Yaar tung mat kar...
Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega
Boy: JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana Girl: Shameem Ko To Zaroor Bataungi kamini zaleel Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tuj...
Life is not just,
Life is not just, 'Waiting for Someone Who is Made for You.. !' But, Life is, 'Living for Someone Who Lives Because of You!
Friends r those who never believe in
Friend means no asking , Friend means no reasoning, Friend means just believing, & Friends r those who never believe in the last 3 alpha...
What is a kiss?
What is a kiss? In view of Geometry: kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!.. Economics: kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always ...
You Should Change Your Nappy...!
If You Want To Live Happy Then You Should Change Your Nappy...! "A Public Service Message By Pampers"
Friday, 25 December 2009
thought sms
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches" Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !! Bt Every1 believe...
happy new year sms
May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements
thought sms
Life is All About how & whAt u think ? While on person is stuck Thinking "CAN I" d other is progressing becAuse he thi...
jOKE SMS
Nurse gave d new born baby 2 Pandit Pandit screamed, its a boy its a boy. Nurse:idiot its a girl,u r holding my finger
jOKE SMS
Tez Hawa ka jhoka Aya, sath Me Teri Khusbu laya, tab Mere Dil Me khayal Aya Ganda Bacha kitne Dino Se Nahi Nahaya !.!.!
Thursday, 24 December 2009
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
thought sms
Life is a "XXX" yesterday is a Xperience,Today is a,Xperiment Tomorrow is a,Xpectation So Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment 2 A...
jOKE SMS
Teacher:Give me example of all 3 tenses. Student:-Madam, I saw ur daughter yesterday, I am Luvng her today,I'll run away wid hr tomorr...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
shero - shayri
Hakikat me jina jb AADAT bn jati h, Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati h, Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie, or kisi ki ZINDGI intj...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this ...
thought sms / funny sms
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d...
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for...
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Conductor:Maam Bachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai? Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal Aur 3 Saal. Conductor:maam Umr Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP 2 Thek se dalo!!
jOKE SMS
Painter: Main Madam Ki Aisi Tasveer Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi. Santa: Agar Iski Tasveer Bhi Bolne Lagegi To Jeena Mushkil Ho Jayega.
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have...
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:- bhut insan ko darane k liye... Machar insan ko satane k liye... & husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
Recent sex survey report :
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say ...
LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.' STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
Happy and Prosperous New Year
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness… Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year
Disturbed you Troubled
Disturbed you Troubled you Irritated you Bugged you Today I just want to tell you I plan to continue it in NEXT YEAR
Explore new opportunities and Make a new beginning.
New Year is here! Fill your heart with new hopes, explore new opportunities and Make a new beginning. Celebrate the beautiful new year..
All your dreams turn into reality
May this New Year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements
Sardar givs dictation test
Sardar givs dictation test 4 students, last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardar-ok i'll write on the board.,..
Monday, 21 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Q Diya? Tujhe Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta.? Murgi-Dar Ki Wajh Se 1 Anda Diya hai Warn...
jOKE SMS
Teacher: Tumhe Tumhare Papa Se kitni Pocket Money Milti He? Student: Muje Kya Milega?? Vo 2 Khud Mummy Se Paisa Lete He!!
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Sunday, 20 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Santa: Kya Tum Hamesha Isi Tarah Haklate Ho? Banta: Nahi Ya..R..R..R.. Mai K..K...Keval B..B..B..Bolte Wakt Hi H..H..H..H...Haklata Hu. ...
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you fo...
Saturday, 19 December 2009
jOKE SMS
1 Aurat Jotish Ke Paas Jakar Hath Dikati hai. Jotish: Aap 3 Mahino Me Vidhva ho Jaogi Aurat: Ye 2 mujhe Bhi Pata hai Ye Batao "PAKDI ...
funny sms
Who is True IndiAn ? Rajiv GAndhi ! Bcz he is d only LeAder who followed d rule "All IndiAns are my brother & sister...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and l...
Friday, 18 December 2009
love sms
Wen Life is gAme I wish u AlwAys Win Wen Life is Journey I wish u AlwAys wAlk on roses Wen Lyf is Fun I wish EverGreen Smile on ur f...
dosti /freindship sms / love sms
Dn't walk infront ofMe, Im Nt UrFollowr. Dn't walk inback2me, Im nt urLeadr come letsWalk togethr, IamUR F...
funny sms
American:Our dog finds BOMBS... Japanese: Our fish play FOOTBAL Indian:Yeh 2 kuch bhi nahi,hamare yaha 2 Gadhe bhi msg Padh lete he..! ;)
Thursday, 17 December 2009
shero - shayri
Palke bheeg jati hai tanhai me darte hai koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hai tej barish me chalna Rote hue ko koi pe
joKE SMS
santa: y R U crying? Banta: The elephant is dead. santa: Was he Ur pet? Banta: No, but I'm the 1 who must dig his grave.
jOKE SMS
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai? Banta: Shatpratishat. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai, Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai.
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
shero - shayri
Log kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqeeqat to ye hai ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti hai
dosti /freindship sms
our frndship is lik a flying kite. u r d color paper of d kite. People see & appriciate u. i m d thread, invisible 2 people ...
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Monday, 14 December 2009
Namskar-ye hamari 'surya uday'sms sewa hai,
Namskar-ye hamari 'surya uday'sms sewa hai, isme hum soe hue logo ko bewaqt jagate hai aur baad me good morning keh ke khud so jate ...
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Raat ne chadar samet li hai, Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai, chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko... jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai...
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana Dil ka,
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana Dil ka, Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye. Is ummid me karte hain intezaar raat ka, ki shayad sapne me mulakat ...
X'cuse me,Agar aap abhi soye nahin
X'cuse me,Agar aap abhi soye nahin ho aur msg padh rahe ho to 'GOOD NIGHT'. Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padhoge to fir...
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain,
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain, 1 pyari subah apke liye laye hain, naye ummedo k sath jeewan ki nai suruat kijiye hazaro duvaye apne sung ...
Subah ki kiran boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai,
Subah ki kiran boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai, maine kaha ruk pehle SMS to kar lu us Dost ko jo mujhe Subah se bhi Pyara hai...
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai ...
Tanha Dil majboor na hota,
Deepak mein agar noor na hota, Tanha Dil majboor na hota, Hum aapko Good Morning kahne jaror aate, agar aapka ghar itna door na hota. Good M...
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho... G...
Pyari si morning mein
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,
Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai, Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana.. Par har Dil mein ek mum...
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai, Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai, Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain,
Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain, Bina sms ke dil bor sa ho raha hain, kahin ye to nahin kee ek pyara sa dost GOOD NIGHT kiye bina so raha hai...
Ek Pyara sa SMS aapke naam.
Na Puja, Na Snan, Na Mandir, Na Bhagwan, Subah hote hi hamara pehla kaam..... Ek Pyara sa SMS aapke naam. Good Morning yaar!
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte, Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte, aap bhale hame bhula k so jao..... hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bi...
You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA ! Atleast Good Morning t...
jOKE SMS
Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye? Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo... Mn: Kya Iss Se Umr Lmbi Ho Jayegi? Dctr: Nahi, Yh Shoq Khatam Ho Jayega ...
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun, Tujhse apni jaan mangta hun..... Tu so jayegi mobile off karke, Isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun...
Ek KABUTAR itna uda.....
Ek KABUTAR itna uda..... itna uda..... itna uda,..... bahut uda..... bahut upar gaya..... itna uda..... Itna uda..... BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA,...
aankh ki batti bhuja..
Abe hawa k jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja.. light ka meeter band kar.. aur ankhon k parde jhuka.. chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
Chal aab soja... Good Night!
Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHUT aaye. Chal aab soja....
Sunday, 13 December 2009
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Dur hone se dosti me duriya nai hoti bat n hone se yadein kamjor nai hoti jo kisi k dur jane se toot jaye itni kamjor ye dosti ki dor nahi...
jOKE SMS
Teachr-Apna character sudarna hai 2 sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Pappu-Isse mera chrctr 2 sudar jaega par mere baap ka bigard jaega.
joKE SMS
Lawyer:I want Appeal my clients case on basis of newly discovered evidence Judge:wts taht? Lwr:I dscvrd tht,client still has Rs. 500 left.....
Saturday, 12 December 2009
Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga Ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen Jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi a...
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.
Mohabbat or mout dono hi Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai, Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta. Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri...
Tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho Keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho. Pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaab...
Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe Kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe. Pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai Aaj khud krke hu...
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga, Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein, Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein, Umar kat j...
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye Darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye Lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse Kahin aap hume bhool na jaye
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, Kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai, Lagta hai dil ka ek t...
Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Kismat par aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai, Kuch majburian hain mere dost, Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain, Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai, Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai, Unko kya pata hum unse ...
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, Humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain Tum kyon chale aate ho.
Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga, Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe, Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.
Itna zor taleem pr daite to exam me A1 grade lete
College ka 1 student university k toilet me gia, Jb andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha, Likha tha: itna zor taleem pr daite to e...
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, Apne dost ko kya uphar du, Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate, Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Mun Meetha krna hoto mere pass ao
Mun Meetha krna hoto mere pass ao mai tumhen k k ki kis kiss kiss kissh Mish Khilaoun
jise pyar krtey ho ussey Na Pa Sako to
Agr tum jise pyar krtey ho ussey Na pa sako to .. .. Us ka number mujhe de do kia pata mere sath set ho jaye.
Class ki hr larki ik phool hai,
Class ki hr larki ik phool hai, Usse chahna ik bhool hai, Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment k chances full hai.
life mein 1 aisi larki aaye gi jo
1 din life mein 1 aisi larki aaye gi jo ap ko bohat ziada pyar karegi ap ko pyar se chahe gi R ap ko dher saray kiss karegi R kahee gi... I ...
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Ma...
This world is an illusion,
This world is an illusion, relations are an illusion, love is an illusion, even life is an illusion, only death is a reality.
Is dil ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Is dil ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigaah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rehti hai. Tere bina kisi cheez ki kami to nahin, Phir bhi tere bina zi...
jab koi dil toot jata hai
jab koi dil toot jata hai to wo jism reh jaata hai, rooh nikal jaati hai, Jis tarha murjhane ke baad phool to reh jaata hai, par uski khushb...
Mili hai saza mujhe unse dil lagane ki,
Mili hai saza mujhe unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zamane ki, Kabr se nikle hue dono hath kehte hain, Aarzoo reh gayi unk...
yaad aata hai uska pyar bhara andaaz...
dafna diye hai apne dil me na jane uske kitne raaz hawaoon me fir b gunjti hai uski vo mithi c aawaz rulate hai aaj b uske saath bitaye hue ...
Ghum-e-judai se ab darr lagne laga hai
ghum-e-judai se ab darr lagne laga hai na jane tere dil me ab mere liye kitni jaga hai jab paas thi tum to zindagi ka ehsas hota tha aaj duu...
Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, Koi mil gaya to koi bichhad gaya hai, Jinhe manga ta duwaon mein maine, Woh kisi ko bin mange hi mil gaya ...
Never wound hearts that love you,
Never wound hearts that love you, Never give them the endless pain, Because wounded hearts, Are like roses that never bloom.
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
What is boy???
What is boy??? An idle lad, Who is always fed, Jealous on anybody who is ahead, Never trust the fool, A stupid big bull, To help anyone he n...
What is a BEAUTIFUL Girl???
What is a BEAUTIFUL Girl??? An innocent dove, A pillar of beauty, A temple of love, A faithful companion, A friend in distress, The richest ...
Hum use bhula kar bhi nahi ji sake,
Hum use bhula kar bhi nahi ji sake, Hum use yaad karke bhi nahi ji sake, Mar jaate kabke unke bina, Par unki baaho ke bina mar bhi na sake.
What is a BEAUTIFUL woman??? - Subtraction of Money, + Addition of Problems, * Multiplication of Enemies, / Division of Friends.
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree...
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
cheat and love but don’t love and cheat,
cheat and love but don’t love and cheat, think and love but don’t love and think, break the heart and love but don’t love and break the hear...
Aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki
Aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki; kareeb aana bhi nahi chahte tamana nahi hai tumhe paane ki magar khona bhi nahi chaahte!!!
Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota,
Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota, To tumhe kabhi yaad hi nahi karta, Tumhe khona itna aasan hota, To tum se kabhi pyaar hi na karta !!
Dekhe hain yoon to tumne kai dushmani ke zakhm,
Dekhe hain yoon to tumne kai dushmani ke zakhm, Aao dikhaoon aaj tumhe dosti ke zakhm, Aye dil na ho sakega tum se ilaj-e-gham, Naa-soor ban...
Words begins with... A B C
Words begins with... A B C Numbers begins with.. 1 2 3 Music begin with... sa re ga but friendship begins with HUM TUM !!!
Muskurake hum apna dard chhipate hain,
Muskurake hum apna dard chhipate hain, Hum wade-e-wafayee ta-umr nibhate hain, Par aaj hum pe na hai kisi apne ko aitbaar, Aaj humein sab be...
Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai
Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai Ae Musafir Phir Bhee Tera Jeena Zarori Hai Mat Ho Apni Zindigai Se Khafa Kyon Ki Teri Zindagi Ke Bina Ek Ao...
Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai
Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai Ke Jis Se Pyaar Kartay Hon Jisay Dunya Samajhtay Hon Wohi Anjaan Betha Ho Nahi Jazbay Samajhta Ho
Milne Ka Wada Kar Gayi Thi
Milne Ka Wada Kar Gayi Thi Wapas Laut Aaungi Ye Kehkar Gayi Thi Aai Hai Ab Wo Janaze Pe Mere Wada Wo Apna Nibhane Chali Thi
Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga
Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga Na Ho Yakin To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se Mera Janaza Teri Baarat ...
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai, Humse khusnaseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai, Jo har roz aapke husn ka dee...
Friday, 11 December 2009
Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro,
Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro, Me uska Devdas tha wo thi meri paro, Wo guzar gai paas se nazar tk na milai, Bcz i was on bicycle and ...
karte hai pyaar tumse itna
karte hai pyaar tumse itna ke bas bata nahin sakte dil mein utar kar dekhlo ye kah bhi nahi sakte dil mein kyon ki 100 se jyada insaan utar ...
Kya leke aye they,
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
jOKE SMS
Interviewer=Can u make a sentence using green,pink & yellow? Santa=O yah yh ji y not. My phone rings..GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up & s...
jOKE SMS
Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,to usse paint kaise karte he ? Banta:Jab plane udta hai tab wo chhota hota hai,tab fatafat paint karte...
shero - shayri
Usne Jab Mere Sapno Ki Barat LotaDi To Hmne Uske Pyar Ki Hr Sogat LotaDi Jab Usne Mulakto K Din Lota Diye Mene B Use Milan Ki Tm...
jOKE SMS
Ali Baba 40chor the magar ab Ali Baba 20Chor ho gaye he kyun? Kyunki mandi ke time chal raha tha aur 20chor ko nikal dia gaya he ...
jOKE SMS
Son:Me School nahi jaunga. Mom:kyu? Son:Naukri krunga. Mom:4th Class padh kar kya Kaam karoge? Son:3rd Standard ki Ladkiyo ka tution lunga...
jOKE SMS
Santa made a call 2 the airport. Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab 2 America? Receiptionist: 1 second sir. Santa:OK, Thank you...
Phone Kisne Banya?
Son Papa Bacha zayda Inteligent hota hai ya baap? father: baap Son: papa Phone Kisne Banya? father: Granham bell ne Son: uske baap ne kyu na...
Mazak kerne ki aadat sab se achchi lagti hai
Biwi: suniye, aap ko dono me se kya jyada achcha lagta hai? meri khubsurti ya meri akalmandi? Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazak kerne ki aa...
sunsan jagho pe hue hadse
Techr-active se pasive me badlo "bache jb sunsan jagho pe chale jate hai to hadso ko jnam dete hai".studnt-sunsan jagho pe hue had...
When a Girl friend visit in hospital
When a Girl friend visit in hospital to meet u with flowers he says 'get well soon' & goes But When a True friend visit in hospi...
2009 ka sabse zalil SMS..
2009 ka sabse zalil SMS.. Girl- darling tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak, aur sham se lekar subah tak pyar karna.. .. .. .. .. Boy- phir ma...
Pati Patni aur Garam Mashala
Biwi- aap kitchen se garam masala le kar ayenge Pati- Par yaha to nahi Hai. Biwi- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahi milenge isliya mai pehle se le a...
Pati Patni or Garam Mashala
Biwi- aap kitchen se garam masala le kar ayenge Pati- Par yaha to nahi Hai. Biwi- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahi milenge isliya mai pehle se le a...
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp Graham bell in candle shkspear used streat light Muje ye samajh nahi aata ediot din me kya jhak marte the...
Thursday, 10 December 2009
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a girl-Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai Girl- Aap ki kitni biwiya he? Boy- Ek bhi nahi. HAHA........
Khushbu teri saanso ki humari saanso se jati nahi.
Khushbu teri saanso ki humari saanso se jati nahi. aisa koi pal nahi jab yaad teri aati nahi. teri bahoon ka ehsaas har ghadi hota hai, vo k...
Ae Chand tu bhul jayega apne apko,
Ae Chand tu bhul jayega apne apko, jab sunega dastan mere Pyar ki, kyu tu karta hai gurur apne aap pe itna... tu to sirf parchai hai mere Py...
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi sao-sao rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nigahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi g...
Mohabbat ki shamma jala kar to dekho,
Mohabbat ki shamma jala kar to dekho, Zara Dil ki dunia saja kar to dekho, Tumhe ho na jaaye Mohabbat to kehna..... Zara humse nazaren mila...
Ek ada aapki Dil churane ki,
Ek ada aapki Dil churane ki, Ek ada aapki Dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa..... aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
thought sms
Effort is importAnt... But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference...
thought sms
The Runner sAys "Its Possible but its Difficult" The Winner sAys"Its Difficult but its Possible" AlwAys Thin...
jOKE SMS
Santa went 2 d Mysore palace. Guide:Santaji pls dont sit der, its TippuSultan's throne. Santa:Oye! dont worry yar I il getup wh...
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandni aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesh...
Apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai,
apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai, logo me ye zindagi badnam kar rakhi hai, aaina bhi nahi ab to kisi kam ka... hamne to apni parc...
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kaha se Lau, Yu to Chaand taro ki tarif karna aasan hai,, Kar saku aa...
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai, Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai, Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi..... samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aap...
Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo, Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo, Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya...
oh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saa...
Aapse Pyara koi nahi
Aasman se uncha koi nahi, Sagar se gahra koi nahi, Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai, par aapse Pyara koi nahi
Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hua botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is Dil ki, Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg...
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho Apne pe guroor aa jata hai
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai, dua me hamne dost kuch khaas manga hai, jab bhi manga us rab se to aapke liye khushiyo ka pal behee...
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere saath challen...
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum, Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum, Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum, Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai, girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai...
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho, Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho, Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai, Lagti hai chot kaise ki...
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai, Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka inteza...
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti, Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost, u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi h...
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
funny sms
Shahjahan ne TALMAHAL ki har diwar ko dekha hr meenar ko dkha hr kaleen ko dkha aur bola MAA KASAM bahut kharcha ho gaya hai
jOKE SMS
Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy. santa ki ladki: i'm a cmpln girl. santa: sala paida mene kiya or naam kisi or ka le rahe hai.
funny sms
Sms karnge hum 1 Duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye Rasam badi Pyari. Sms milte he 1 sms bhej dena, Kyonki hume Bilkul Pasand nahi Udhar...
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
Mann Me Sabko Pane Ka Arman Nhi Hota Hr Koi Dilka Mehmaan Nahi Hota Par Jo 1 Baar Ban Jate Hai Apne Fir Unhe Bhulana Aasaan Nahi...
jOKE SMS
Dctr:U ve braintumor Santa:YaaHoo!(jumps in joy) Dctr:y r U so happy? Snta:coz it proves dat I've brain!
jOKE SMS
Boy:If i kiss u & run wat wil u think Gal:i will thnk 1 idiot that can attemptfull paper just leave after taking objectives...
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Tumhari lovely aankho ne, Hame aise attract kiya, Ke sabko neglect karke, Tumhe hi select kiya.
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye...
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe
Ye mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe, Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe, Na din gujre hai na raatein, Bas kuch bechain se h...
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota, Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota. Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna, Shishe se bana hai p...
yadoon me koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Chand ki raton me sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki yadoon me koi badnaseeb rota hai, Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to ...
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar...
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai, Kitne khade hai raho pe, Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu...
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai.....
khuda jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi jati hai, Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho..... Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai.....
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai, girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai...
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai, Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan, Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan, Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me, Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, ki Aapne fir se muskura d...
Pag-pag me ho phoolo ka samna,
Pag-pag me ho phoolo ka samna, na ho kabhui kanto ka samna * Nav Varsh Ki Shubhkamna *
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..
A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu "AJAB PREM ...
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par aajkal aapka SMS mushkill se milta h...
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Sa...
I wish you 12 months HAPPINESS,
I wish you 12 months HAPPINESS, 52 weeks LOVE, 365 days SUCCESS, 8760 hours GOOD HEALTH, 525600 minutes GOOD LUCK, 31536000 seconds FUN... H...
Aap K Liye Hamari Shubhkamnaye
apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari...
wish you happy new year with whole heart!
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART… wish you happy...
2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur
2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur, Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dh...
Monday, 7 December 2009
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye Na Pyr Na Daga Kr Paye MOHABAT Kr To Li Apse Pr Kabi Lafzo Se Byan N Kr Paye
LIFE IS XXX:
LIFE IS XXX: . . Do u know how? . . . . 1) Yesterday is a Xperience. 2) Today is a Xperiment. 3) Tomorrow is a Xpectation
"The quality of our expectations determines by The quality of our actions." -Andres Godin-
your friends know who you are.
Real Fact: . "When you rise up, your friends know who you are. & When you fall down, you know who are your friends"
Dr.Kalam's words for youth:
Dr.Kalam's words for youth: . "Without your involvement you cannot succeed but, with your involvement you cannot fail"
Help your Friend to become a Perfect Person
"Don't expect your Friend to be a Perfect Person" But, "Help your Friend to become a Perfect Person" -mother thereas...
It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs
Nice lines: . " It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs " But " It is Impossible to Cross the Life without Wetti...
Every Ending can be a New Begining
A small Dot can Stop a Big Sentence. But Few more Dots can Give a Continuity. Amazing But True "Every Ending can be a New Begining...
Affection shows human mentality
Excellent Line:- . "Affection shows human mentality but, situation shows human reality"
Sunday, 6 December 2009
thought sms
People met by coincidence n chance,they spent sweet times 2gether. then god parts them, not 2 end d story, but 2c how much they remember e...
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Sabase badi zindagi hai, zindgi se bada pyar hai, pyar se badi dosti hai, dosti ek Afasana hai, nebhaoge to apna hai bhul ja...
jOKE SMS
Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!" Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush kar...
Nylon Saree Rs.8/-
Wife Saw Sign Board: Nylon Saree Rs.8/- Cotton Saree Rs.5/- Banarsi Saree Rs.10/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees. Husband: Andhi! D...
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon. Husband : Yehi to afsos hai. Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
Santa is raping a girl
Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting, Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti, Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata, Santa : Thee...
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai. Pehle Reguler Bott...
Jab humko unse Mohabt thi,
Jab humko unse Mohabt thi, Unhe hmari Mohbt pe shak tha, Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari Mohbat ka, Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha..
Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke
Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
Ek dost Kuch khaas Jaise ki Aap
Ek khobsoorti Ek tazgi Ek dosti Ek narazgi Ek sapna Ek aash Ek rishta Ek ahsas Ek dost Kuch khaas Jaise ki Aap..
Keep all your troubles in your pocket
Keep all your troubles in your pocket But Make sure that, your pocket has a hole in it..! - Robert frost.
SMS ka lenden to chalta rahega
SMS ka lenden to chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badhata rahega aap delete karate rahoge per aapka mobile mere sms se bharat rahega.
Don't miss LOVE in life
Sweet & Simple Thought: . "Love is invisible But can't be hidden" . " Don't Spoil life in LOVE But Don't miss...
Koi Shouk Se Gunah Nahi Karta
Khud Ko Koi Fana Nahi Karta, Zindagi Apni Tabha Nahi Karta, Majburiyan Mujrim Bana Deti Hai, Koi Shouk Se Gunah Nahi Karta .
Thousands of languages around this world
Thousands of languages around this world but "smile" can beat them all. Bcoz "Smile" is the Language even a BABY can spe...
1 GADHA tha Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha
1 GADHA tha Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha Use Pta Tha k Sender ne Use GADHA Kha Hai Wo fir b Sms Parh Rha Tha.. Bechara GADHA Jo Tha! gud nigh
Never be beggers of love,
Short but deep quote: . Do u want happiness in life.? Follow this.. . "Never be beggers of love, always be doners of love"
She is hot.!
She is hot.! She is sweet.! She always Needs a lip for kiss.! Whole world is Mad for her.! Who is she.? . . Answer= Tea
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ?
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ? 2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM" 1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT" 2 Girls loves ...
You have only 2 options in life
You have only 2 options in life 1-accept 2-change . 1.Accept what u can't change. Or 2.Change what u can't accept
Jab Tak,Aap Jaisa Dildaar na ho
Ankho Ko Saza Tab Tak Jab Tak,Didar na ho, Dil Ko Saza Tab Tak Jab Tak,Pyar ho, Ye Zindgi Bhi Ek Saza Hai Jab Tak,Aap Jaisa Dildaar na ho
Log ishq karte hai
Log ishq karte hai Bade shor ke sath Humne b kiya Bade zor ke sath Magar ab karenge Thoda gaur ke sath Kyoki kal usko dekha Kisi aur k sath.
Dilme khuda hai
Dilme khuda hai Ankho me nasha hai Bato me mazaa h Chahat me ada hai Andaaz b juda hai Dosti me wafa h Are yaar isliyeTo sab mujpe pe fida h
Aaj ka Happy Price menu-
Aaj ka Happy Price menu- Pyar ki roti Chaht ki sabji Sneh ka raita Viswas ka salad. Frndsip ki swt dish UR BILL-1SMS! My tip-Ur smile. gd ni...
Par Dil Hi Janta He,Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna
Kaise Kahe Aapse Pyar He Kitna Hum Ko Aap Par Aitbar He Kitna Kuch Nahi Kehte Khamos Rehte He Par Dil Hi Janta He,Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna
SiR ne pucha 2x3=?,mene kaha 6,
Boy-SiR ne SLAP mara Dad-Y? B-SiR ne pucha 2x3=?,mene kaha 6, phir pucha 3x2=? D-GADHE 2no SAME hota h B-Mene SiR ko aise hi kaha tha
Santa Ke Ghar Chor
Santa:kaha ja rahe ho? Banta:Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa:BV ko akela chod dia Banta:Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai
apke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.
Hum Dil Ko Todna Nahin Jaante Zakham Kisi ko Dena Nahin Jaante Hume Bhulane Ki Koshish Na Karna Kyonki Hum Aapke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.
Saturday, 5 December 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
mujhe sulane ke khatir jab rat aati hai, main so nahi pata, rat khud so jati hai, puchne par dil se ye aawaj aati hai, aaj unhe yaad karlo r...
dosti /freindship sms
Hamari Apki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai Love Emotion Sadness Sab Kuch Mix Hai Hum To Apko Na Bhulenge Kabhi Aap Bhul Na Jaye Bas Thoda ...
shero - shayri / love sms
na jaane kya khata ho gayi hamse, woh hamse ruthe-2 rehne lage, hum to yad kar rahe the apne khuda ko, par ye aasoo aapki yad main behne lag...
KBC Me Santa Singh
KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name?? Santa- [kuch bola nahi] Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye! Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)
jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai uski Qadar
.Santa apni jaeb me PATHAR dale ghom Raha tha Banta-Aisa Kyon KAr rahe ho Santa-is duniya me usi ki qadar hoti he jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai
Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho
Snta sharab pi kr bus main charh gaya Bnta-Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho Santa-"Oye roko roko Bus roko mai glat bus me swar ho gaya ...
kon si us k sath Bat Krni Hai
Snta Bnta k Ghar Me Bant:Chiken Khaoge Snta:Ha Ban:Kon Sa chinies,French ya Indian? San:Koi sa b leaao me ne kon si us k sath Bat Krni H
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai Hum gaye unki gali mein., Aur Vo phool barsane lage, Jab dekha unki mummy ne, Toh sath mein gamle bhi Aane lage.
MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
santa ek dIn main 100 Aam kha gya _ Logo ne Pooncha Santa Ji AApne iTNe Aam Q kHAe? Santa bOLa: MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
Friday, 4 December 2009
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile f...
Rules of Life
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less, Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me ever...
Tum Bin Agar Guzara Humara Hota,
Tum Bin Agar Guzara Humara Hota, To Yu Na Aaj Tumko Pukara Hota, Humare DiL Me Sirf Tum Hi Tum Ho, Kash Tumhare DiL Pe Bhi Haq Humara Hota.....
Mere Dil Ki Dua Ban Jaate Ho Tum
Is Kadar Mujhko Satate Ho Tum.. Bhul Jaane Pe Bhi Yaad Aate Ho Tum.. Jab Khuda Se Kuch Mangta Hu.. Mere Dil Ki Dua Ban Jaate Ho Tum........
Hello!! Whats wrong with your mobile?
Hello!! Whats wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your ...
Agar hum ko tumse pyar ho jaye
Agar hum ko tumse pyar ho jaye to kya kre? ye dil tera ho jaye to kya kre? ye aakhe teri rah dekhne me bandh hi n ho to kya kre?
Kuch Dil Ka Rishta Aisa hai ap se,
Jab Tak Lafzon Ki Puja Nhi Karte, Hum apki BAAT Nhi Karte, Kuch Dil Ka Rishta Aisa hai ap se, Jis Dua Mein Ap Na Hon, Hum Aisi Dua Nhi Kart...
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY..
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHAR...
Thursday, 3 December 2009
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Dua Hai Ki Aap Yu Hi Muskurana. Aankho Me Apni Kabhi Aansu Na Lana. Zindgi Me Bahut Se Tufan Aayege. Par Aap Humari Dosti Ko Mat...
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
LOVE is something beautiful
LOVE is something beautiful, a desire,a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes U feel alive. LOVE is something...
BuT WeN YoU WalK WiT mE..
WeN I WalK AloNe.. I WisH tO ReAcH ThE EnD oF ThE RoaD.. BuT WeN YoU WalK WiT mE.. I WisH ThE RoaD WouLd NeVeR EnD..
The sweetest word is LOVE
The smallest word is I, The sweetest word is LOVE And the dearest person in the world is U. Thats why I Love You.
Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim
Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim jismai 20rs ke crd se 5000sms fre.. 8am 2 8pm sare cal 4RE fr mre ditals logon to WWW.JA APANA TOWAR KUD LAGALE...
PATNI CHAHIYE
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...! ''Meri Le
Prove that, 1=2
Prove that, 1=2. Sol: Let x=y Then V can write, 2x-x=2y-y i.e (2x-2y)=(x-y) i.e 2(x-y)=(x-y) i.e 2=1 Maths ka satyanash!
Dosti karo BSNL vali se
Dosti karo BSNL vali se, pyar karo IDEA vali se, baate karo Airtel wali se, Aankh ladao TATA wali SE , Par shadi karna bina mobile wali SE
Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna
Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha.. Ke Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho.. . Aur Aaj Tumne Wo Sapna Pura Kar Diya.
Dream makes everything possible,
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work,love makes everythings beautiful, smile makes all the above. So brush your teet...
I LOVE U.
Girl:- I LOVE U. Boy:- Me Too. Girl:- How Much? Boy:- As much As U do. Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.
Lovers went to theatre
lovers went to theatre, a mosquito enters girl's skirt, Guess whr it bites? Naughty mind... Always thinking cheap.. It bites on boy...
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
shero - shayri
Manzil B Uski Thi Rasta B Uska Tha Me Akela Tha Or Qafila B Uska Tha Sth Sth Chalne Ki Soch B Uski Thi Fir Rasta Badaln...
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