Haqiqat He tu Kese 2jhe Sapna Kahu Tere Har Dard Ko ab Me Apna Kahu,Sab Kuch Qurban He Meri jaan TujhPe Kaun He Tere Siwa Jise Main Ap...
Monday, 30 November 2009
Sending birthday blessings
Sending birthday blessings, Filled with love and peace and joy, Wishing sweetest things happen, Right before your eyes ! =Happy BirthDay=
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha 2srdar-aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko
Difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI?
Teacher:Whatz d difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI? Santa:HIMANI is 4 face wash, & TSUNAMI is 4 total wash...he he he...
Aine kuch nahi nazar ka dhoka hai
Aine kuch nahi nazar ka dhoka hai nazar wahi aata hai jo dil me hota hai Aaina aur dil ka 1 hi fasana hai anjam dono ka tut kr bikar jana h...
Friendship is a “Fevicall’’
Wife is a “Receved Call’’ Shali is a “Dialled Call’’ Girls Friends is a “Missed Call’’ Love is a “Waiting Call’’ Friendship is a “Fevicall’...
Na tamana hai ki kisiko rulaye hum
Ye arzu nhi ki kisiko bhulaye hum, Na tamana hai ki kisiko rulaye hum, Par dua hai us Rab se 1 hi, Jisko yaad krte hai usko utna yaad aye ...
Growing old is mandatory
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy Birthday, you re not getting older you re just a little closer to death.
Before the clock strikes
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday...
GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a Happy Birthday
who apnay chain pechan lega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please. MUNN...
Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunanek liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka ha...
Jo safar ki suruat karte hai
Jo safar ki suruat karte hai vo manzil par karte hai, Bas 1 bar chlne ka hosla rakhiye, ap jaise musafiro ka to raste bhi intzar krte hai..
Smile is a curve that sets everything
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthda
Chanda Mama so Gaye
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam, To Dusri Suru Hogai Mamu
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying
No archies card to give, No sweet flowers to send, No cute graphics to forward, just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY
One day sky was crying
One day sky was crying. I ask him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPP...
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi, Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal, Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage, Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal Happy Birth ...
This is a chocolate message
This is a chocolate message 4 a Dairy milk person, from a 5star friend 4 a Melody reason at a KitKat time on a Munch day in a Perk mood 2 s...
Kab dil uski yaad me chur nahi hota
Kab dil uski yaad me chur nahi hota, Kab usse milne ko dil majbur nahi hota, Yeh sach yaar is zindagi me dil usi, Ka tuta hai jiska koi kas...
Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Kash main chand tu sitara hota, falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota, sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamar...
yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hai
yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hai ladko ko fasne ke jaal hote hain na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge tabhi to inke honthe laal hote hain
A birthday is just the first day
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip! WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi, Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal, Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage, Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal Happy Birth ...
Tanhai Na Paye Koi Kisi Sath Ke Bad
Tanhai Na Paye Koi Kisi Sath Ke Bad Judai Na Paye Koi Mulakat Ke Bad Na Pade Kisi Ko Adat Kisi Ko Itni Ki Har Saans Bhi Aaye Kisi Ki Yaad Ke...
Sunday, 29 November 2009
funny sms
What is the moral of movie SALAAM NAMASTE? . . . . . The moral is :- Never trust Australian condoms..!...
wo bebafa nikli to kya hua,
wo bebafa nikli to kya hua, kuch dino ka saath to nibhaya tha tadapta hua chod gayi to kya gila, jeena bhi to usi ne hi sikhaya tha
Ladki fasani aati hai?
Santa-Ladki fasani aati hai? Banta-Nahi Santa-seekh Pehle 1 kagaz Ka jahaaj banao,Fir use class me udaao.Mam k puchne par ladki ka naam laga...
Santa Ke Ghar Me pani....
Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he
Kagaz Pe Hamne Zindgi Likh Di
Kagaz Pe Hamne Zindgi Likh Di, Ashko Se Sinch Kr Khushi Likh Di, Dard Jb Humne Ubhara Lafzo Me, Logo Ne Kaha, Wah Kya Ghazal Likh Di
Koi mil ke kho gaya to kya hua?
Zara si baat dil ko rulati hai. Khusi me aankhe aansu bahati hai. Koi mil ke kho gaya to kya hua? Zindagi hume aesi hi aajmati hai.
Kanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi
Kanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi, Ruth k log tod dia krte hai, Jo bahut ache ho unse pyar mat krna, Aksar ache log hi dil tod dia krte hai.
Mai soya tha jga k chali gyi,
Mere khwabo me wo tir chla k chali gyi, Mai soya tha jga k chali gyi, Maine pucha chand niklta hai kaise, To chehre se Julfe hta k chali gyi...
I dsnt mean to upset u,
i dsnt mean to upset u, hurt u or giving any painful feeling, if so please forgive me but in life u have learn more. so be happy, i will alw...
2 Sardar Chess Khel Rahe The
Do Sardar chess khel rahe the. 1st: Ab bas hua. Hum khel bandh karte hai 2nd: Thik hai,waise bhi tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!! Banta-Oye, Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti. Santa-Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.
Santa Ke Ghar Me Chor
Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai? Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
How did Santa cheat the railways??
How did Santa cheat the railways?? Ans: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Should I buy tickets for my children?
Srdr 2 a Conducto Should I buy tickets for my children? ConductoOnly if they r above 8. SrdThank God., I have only 6 children...!
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bic...
I miss the touch of your hand
I miss you. I miss the touch of your hand, so reassuring and sincere, and the moments we spend together, that I hold dear.
A beautiful girl was passing by
A beautiful girl was passing by.. Santa : Kya maal hai yaar Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai
Santa Ke Ghar Chori
Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke llaaava sub samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liy...
Chalta Rahega Zindgi Ka Karvan,
Chalta Rahega Zindgi Ka Karvan, Yuhi Saal Gujarte Jayenge, Magar Woh Lamhe Jo Sang Aapke Bitaye, Hum Chaah Kar Bhi kabhi Bhul Na Payenge.
Kisi ki umid main woh aise khoye the
Kisi ki umid main woh aise khoye the, palko se pta chla raat bhar roye the, dhimi c aahat se unke karib ana chaha, jane kyu aisa lga,wo hme...
Dil se phul bankar hum mahkna jante hai
Dil se phul bankar hum mahkna jante hai, muskura k hum gum bhulana jante hai, log khush rehte hain humse, kyonki bina mile hum rishta nibhan...
Married Man r more obedient
Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend Asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedien...
MUDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI ARZU
MUDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI ARZU, KHWAHISH-E-DEEDAR ME SAB KUCH GAWA DIYA, KISI NE DI KHABAR K WO AYENGE RAAT KO, ITNA KIYA UJALA K GHAR ...
Do sardar railway station par,
Do sardar railway station par, 1st sardar Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi 2nd sardar Kya main ja sakta hu?
how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How? Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
Saturday, 28 November 2009
thought sms
A depressed Boy Asked swAmi VivekAnanda-"CAN thr b ny thing Worse thn losing a GirlFrnd ?" He Replied-"Losing ur confid...
shero - shayri / love sms
In Ankho Me Kbhi Jo Jhanko Tum In Main $b He Tsvire Tmhari He Khne Ko To Yh Nadan Dil Hai Hmara Lekin Is Me Sabi Dharknein Tumha...
Friday, 27 November 2009
College Girl At Fee Counter
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo ! Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga. Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Sh...
You are Accused of RAPE
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainm...
Similarity between a mobile phone
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife? Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge t...
A boy pulled a girl into room
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light, pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radi...
Difference between Good girl & bad girl
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphe...
What is Fashion Designing?
What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
There is no risk of excitement
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi
what do u want to become ?
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes...
I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today
Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today. Wat does it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose prof...
Divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why? Sardar- i saw label on her panty .......... tested OK by mafatlal & sons...
What is SAFE SEX?
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Aisa airport nahi dekha
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha? BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
What is nitrates?
Chemistry ki class me. Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
Apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai
Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samja nahi?
Zaalimo aap bhi msg karo,
Arz kiya hai Gham hai aur Tanhai Hai Wah Wah Gham hai aur Tanhai hai Zaalimo aap bhi msg karo, Meri kya Haraam ki kamaayi hai. ..
mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe? Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ? Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa di...
Wo So Jate H Aksr Hme Yad Kiye bgair
Wo So Jate H Aksr Hme Yad Kiye bgair Hme Nind Nhi Ati Unse Bat Kiye Bgair Ksur UnKa Nhi Ksur To Hmara H Unhe Chaha B To UnKi Ezajt K Bgair
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Arz kiya he Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja Wah wah Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja Wah wah Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese...
Gadho ki race .
Gadho ki race . 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 FIRE. msg baad me padh lena B. .H. .A. .G. . warna trophy koi aur le jayega
Snta likes to study in front of the mirror
Snta likes to study in front of the mirror Y? 1-revision ka time bachta h 2-combined study hoti h 3-1 dusre ke doubts clear kr skte h
Dont make ur feeling like d garden
Dont make ur feeling like d garden so dat everybody walks on it but let ur feeling be like d sky so dat everybody wishes 2 touch it.
Rab Ne Chaha To Wo B Band Ho Jyegi
Dr.-Khansi Ka Kya Haal He Snta-Khansi To Band Ho Gayi Pr Ab Saans Ruk Ruk K Aati He Dr-fikar Na Karo,Rab Ne Chaha To Wo B Band Ho Jyegi
aisa kaho ki meri dil ki dharkan tez Ho jay
Larki: kuchh aisa kaho jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye mera dil zor-zor se dhadke mujhe kuch-kuch ho Ladka: tumhara bhai aa raha he
Santa ko Raste me cycle ka Pedal mila
Santa ko Raste me cycle ka Pedal mila wo use uthakar Ghar le gaya Ghar la kar BV ko bola Sambal k rakh de isme cycle dalwa lenge
Dard Tha Dil Me Pr Hm Roye Nhi
Badal gyi rah Lekin hum Khoye Nhi Dard Tha Dil Me Pr Hm Roye Nhi Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puchle Hmse Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Liye Soye Nhi
Ye daulat b lelo ye shaurat b lelo
Jagjit Singh:?Ye daulat b lelo ye shaurat b lelo ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo, Santa: ye bechara bahut pareshan h iski aurat b lelo;
Apni jindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai,
Apni jindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai, Jis cheej ko chaha wo begani hai, Haste hai to sirf DUNIYA k liye, Varna in ankho me pani hi pani hai.
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the. Kehne lage-Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hai
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Khne Laga Chor Ko Kha Dhundne Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi
Pyar kar liya nibhana abhi baaki hai
Pyar kar liya nibhana abhi baaki hai pyar ka nazrana abhi baki hai waqt pade to dena ek aawaz de denge jaan shayad ab wahi dena baaki hai
Bujhi Hui Shama Fir Se Jal Sakti He
Bujhi Hui Shama Fir Se Jal Sakti He Tufanon Me Giri Kashti Kinare Lag Sakti He Mayush Na Hona Zindgi Me Ye Kismat He Kabhi B Palat Sakti He
Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..
Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho.. Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho.. Mahaan Hai Aapki Kanjusi.. Jo Toilet Ke Lote Me Bhi Pani Chhod Dete Ho.
I Checked My Heart
I Checked My Pocket, I Found Nothing, I Checked My Wallet I Found Few Coins, Then I Checked My Heart, I Found U & Realised How Rich I m
Lamhe you chahe sath ho na ho,
Lamhe you chahe sath ho na ho,, kal me aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho, aap ki dosti hamesha is dil me rahegi, chahe puri umar mulaqat ho na ho,
Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi
Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi Mgr Ab Pta Chala Ki Adhure Ehsas Or Tute Sapno Se Achche Adhura Homework Or Tute Khilone thik the
Fursat na mile to kya hoga,
Fursat na mile to kya hoga, itni mohabbat na mile to kya hoga. Aaj kehte ho kal baat karenge, kal aankh na khuli to kya hoga.
Tum Apne Khylon Ko Muje Sonp K Dkho
Tum Apne Khylon Ko Muje Sonp K Dkho Har Shkhs Amant Me Kaynat Nahi Karta He Kon Jo Chaega Tume Meri TrhaSe Hr Koi To Muj Jesi Mohabt Nhi kra...
Waqt Ki Raftaar Ruk Gayi Hoti
Waqt Ki Raftaar Ruk Gayi Hoti Sharm Se Aankhe Jhuk Gayi Hoti Agar DARD Janti Shama Parwane Ka, To Ksaam Se, Jalne Se Pehle Hi BUJH Gayi hoti
Beshak kuch Waqt Ka Intezar Mila hmko
Beshak kuch Waqt Ka Intezar Mila hmko Khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki ae Dost teri dostise vo pyar mila hamko
Friend means:
Friend means: "F"ree from all formalties, "Ri"ght to say anything, "E"ither good or bad, "N"o sorry ...
Kya kya tere naam likhu,
Kya kya tere naam likhu, Dil likhu ki Jaan likhu, Aansu chura ke teri pyari Ankho se, Apni har khushi tere nam likhu
Dil k rishte ka koi nam nhi hota
Dil k rishte ka koi nam nhi hota Har rishte ka koi makam nhi hota Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf se, kasam se koi rishta nakam nhi ho
WAqt GuzrEgA Hum BikhAr JyEngE
WAqt GuzrEgA Hum BikhAr JyEngE . KAun JAnE Hum KidhAr JAyEngE . Hum DOsti Ki PArchAyi HE JAhA Aap HuE . TAnhA WAhi Hum NazAr AyEngE..
Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie.
Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie. BUT. Its Difficult To Get Back Tht Person By Saying A Truth. Its A Fact In Everybody's Life
Rawan ke sar 10 Ankhe 20
Rawan ke sar 10 Aankhe 20 Nazar 1 ladki per. Aapka sar 1 Aankhe 2 Aur Nazar har ladki par Aur phir b kehte ho ki Ravan bura tha?
Tamana-e-Ishq Toh Hum Bhi Rakhte hai,
Tamana-e-Ishq Toh Hum Bhi Rakhte hai, Kisi ke Dil Me Hum Bhi Dhadakte hai, Na Jaane Hume woh kab Milega, Jis ke Liye Hum Roj Tarapte hai
indgi ek chahat ka silsila he
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila he koi mil jata he koi bichad jata he jise mangte he Hum apni duaon me wo kisi ko bin mange hi mil jata he
Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo
Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo de k Kushi uske sare gam Chura lo Pyar aisa kro k sub dekte re jye padosn b a k khe Mujhe apni Bivi bana lo
D.J System dedo prabhu
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?
Sasural se Mili hai
Santa: Ghadi me Kitne Baje hai? Banta: 2 Santa: aapki Ghadi Radio se Mili hai? Banta: Ji nhi Sasural se Mili hai
Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai
Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai Rumaal De Kutte Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Yaar ek Ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahi hai
Santa:"Yaar ek Ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahi hai" Friend: "Abe Dhyan se dekh. Hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai...
Aap Dil K Kareeb Ho Itne Ki
Dur Rahne Ka Gila Mat Kar Aye Dost. Pass Rah Kar Bhi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota. Aap Dil K Kareeb Ho Itne Ki Duriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota.
Hum toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai
Na dil mein basa kar bhulaya karte hai Na hasa kr rulaya karte hai Kabhi mehsus kar ke dekh lena Hum toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai
SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen le...
The poor women in bihar dont have clothes
REPORTELalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear. LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV dekhte ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai.Ye...
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..? Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN? Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MA...
joKE SMS
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Snt: Yaar, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alg tme bata rahe hain.
A friend gives hope
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest,a friend is true. A friend is prec...
Suna hai AAPKI smile pe hajaro marte hai
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board....
zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai,
zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zi...
Have a great new year
Sweetest sunday Marvellous monday Tasty tuesday Wonderful wednesday Thankful thursday Friendly friday Successful saturday Have a great new y...
Discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murder...
U r a "Tubelight"
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"
My Special NEW YEAR'S wish
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be F...
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me 2nd-ThInk oF Me 3rd-HuG Me 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrE...
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Hap...
Heart full of Love..
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love.. All these are m...
Sorry! I"m late...
========= Sorry! I"m late... ========= I wanted to greet U Good Morning but walked too Slow so GOOD NIGHT...
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend, I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you Much love and happiness. Do not think of me…i m in ur ...
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar, Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum New Year 2010 ko Hum Sab ka...
Poore ho aapke sare Aim
Poore ho aapke sare Aim, Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.Wish you a..Happy ...
Naye saal aaye banke ujale
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.Happ...
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Ha...
khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai
Kuch Log zindgi me Dukh pate H Zindgi kitni Anmol Hai ye bhul Jate H Zindagi Jina Gulab Se siko Jo khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai
Har Subha Teri Dunia Me Roshni Kar De
Har Subha Teri Dunia Me Roshni Kar De Rab Tere Gam Ko Teri Khushi Kar De Jab Bhi Tutne Lage Teri Sanse Khuda Tujme Shamil Meri Zindgi Kar
Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai
Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai Samandar Ko Aj Pani Ki Pyas Hai 1Bar Aap Muskura Do Q K Hmko Duniya Ki Sabse Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai.
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap
Kamino Fail Hi Krna To Exam Kyo Lete ho
Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo or Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Krna H To Exam Kyo Lete ho
Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he chah kr mile woh chahat pas ho wo amanat he dilse mile vo rehmat he pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT
Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega
Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega. Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He SANTA-Kya? BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga
Cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short. Barber: how short u would like to? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? man:So short that my wife cannot pull them....
Aap kya smjte ho,me apse pyr nhi Krti
Biwi ko Thapad mar k pati:Admi use hi marta he jise wo pyr krta he Biwi ne b 2 Khich k mare Or Boli:aap kya smjte ho,me apse pyr nhi Krti
aj Papa Ne Pitai Kar Di.
Snta-Aaj Papa Ne Pitai Kar Di. Banta-Kyu Kya hua? Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki KAMINE Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya??
Muje apki beti se shadi karni H
Ladka-muje apki beti se shadi karni H Bap-Teri incom To Us K Toilet Paper B Aford Nhi Kr Sakti Ladka-Acha!Itni POOTI Krti H To Fir Rhne Do
Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse,
Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse, Hum seh nhi paenge Bus 1bar keh dena k zrurat nahi hai Apki Kasam khuda ki Apko pitne GHAR tak chale aenge..
Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai
Santa:RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai,Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya? Banta-Nahi to ki hoya? Santa:Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai...
Tere Naam Ki Callrtune Lagwa Rakhi h
Yado Me Teri Tasvir Chupa Rakhi H Ankho Me Teri Surat Saja Rakhi H Yakin Nhi To Mere Dil Ka Num Mila Tere Naam Ki Callrtune Lagwa Rakhi h
jOKE SMS / good night sms
1 day Santa was lying on beach. Then a european asked him,"are U RELAXING..?". Thn he said, "No i am SANTA SINGH ! Good...
jOKE SMS
Tcher:BIJLI kaha se aati he? Santa:MAMA k ghar se.. Tcher:Wo kaise? Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he "SAALO ne phir bijli katli...
thought sms
Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it.
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it, it will hurt u a lot, really a...
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhein,
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhein, Yad me teri barasti hain ankhein Mere liye na sahi inke liye hi ajao, Apka be panah intizar karti hain ...
Best cosmatic for the lips is
Best cosmatic for the lips is truth, For the voice is prayer, For the eyes is pity, For the hands is charity, and for the heart is care
Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai,
Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai, is Dil Ki Dua Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai, Kabul Ho To Muskra Dena, Hum Ye SMS Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai.
Hosla he na dia zabt-e-muhabbat ne kabhi,
Nafratain thi to woh izhaar bhi kar sakta tha, jab koi shakhs mujhe pyar bhi kar sakta tha Hosla he na dia zabt-e-muhabbat ne kabhi, warna a...
Bhool jao gay
Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jao gay, Meri yaad zyada na karo bhool jao gay, Main aaun to ker lena gilay shikway saray, Abhi se irada na kar...
Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya
Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya, Zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya Lakhon phulon mein se ek phool chuna hum ne, Jo kanto se b gehri chuba...
Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye,
Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye, Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiy...
Dil me kuch nahi aaj dard k siwa
Dil me kuch nahi aaj dard k siwa, Ankhon main kuch nahi aaj teri yaad k siwa Tum chorhna mat kabhi saath mera, Zindagi main kuch nahi tere s...
"Change" is Nature of life
"Change" is Nature of life. Bt "Challenge" is Aim of life. So u have 2 Challenge d Changes, not Change d Challenges wish...
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay, Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay, Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi ...
Aankhein band na karna,
Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna, Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna, Yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi naam ho, Par moh...
Hame yad rkhna
1 Rqst=Kabi Udas mt hona 1 Advice=Jo Pal Dukh de Use Bhul Jana 1 Arzu=Kushi k Palo ko Sanjo k rkhna 1 Tmana=Hmesha Muskrna or Hame yad rkhna
Kya khub thi woh dillagi unki
Kya khub thi woh dillagi unki Kya khub hai ye berukhi unki Aub toh baat karna bhi gavra nhi unko Shayad Mohbbat hi jhuti thi unki.
Hr Kisi Ka Acha Nasib Nhi hota
Hr Kisi Ka Acha Nasib Nhi Hota Hr Insan Khusiyo K karib Nhi Hota Kuch Aise B H Jo Pate Hai MOHABBAT Hr Koi Hum Jaisa BadNasib Nhi Hota.
Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta
Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta, Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta, Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta.
Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na hui
Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na hui hmari muskan ki farmaish na hui jise dekhne ko TarasTi rahi aankhe magar unhe humse milne ki khwahish na hui
Mosam hi aisa H
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa.. Aakchii mosam hi aisa H Apna khyal rakhna.
Der rat jb kisi ki yad sataye
Der rat jb kisi ki yad sataye, thandi hawae julfo ko lehraye Karlo Aankhe band or so jao Kya pata Jiska he khayal wo khuwabo me chali Aaye
Lab Jo Do Pal K Liye Khul Gaye Hote
Lab Jo Do Pal K Liye Khul Gaye Hote To Mohbat K Bhi Gul Khil Gaye Hote Khamoshi Todi Hoti Jo Kisine Bhi ToEk Duje Se Do Dil Mil Gaye Hote
yadon se utna hi kareeb hota H
Sham ki roshni se andhera door hota H Is duniya me har koi majboor hota H Jo ankho se jitna door hota H wo yadon se utna hi kareeb hota H
Jo sub dete he wo hum nahi denge
Jo sub dete he wo hum nahi denge. Pyar jub bhi denge kam nahi denge. Yakin na ho to aazma lena mere dost, zindgi me kbhi tumhe gum nahi deng...
New Year ka Kare Welcome
Sabke dilo me ho sabke liye pyar, Aanewala har din Laye khushiyo ka tyohar. Is ummid ke saath aao bhul ke sare gum, New Year ka Kare Welcome
Wishing You Happy New Year,
Wishing You Happy New Year, May You always keep in ur Heart the Special Beauty and Cheer of Happy New Year. happy new year 2 all of u
God bless your naughty mind!
It’s the thing that satisfies Your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, In the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless you...
Bheegi palkein le kahan jayenge?
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jaye...
Lets make best of NEW YEAR
"We are all born under the same sky, but we do not have the same horizon" Lets make best of NEW YEAR Happy New Year
Un se duur janay ka irada na tha,
Un se duur janay ka irada na tha, Sada sath rehnay ka bhi wada na tha, Wo yaad na karaingay yeh jantay thay hum, Par itni jaldi bhool jayeng...
A calendar designed for you
A calendar designed for you in NEW YEAR Sweet dreams to brighten spring Smooches to sizzle the summer Warm memories to colour autumn Tight h...
Some friends forget,
Some friends forget, Some move away, Some keep silent, Some just change, But I am not one of dem, I remember my friends just for two moments...
Sabne Chaha Tha Hum Na Mile.
Sabne Chaha Tha Hum Na Mile. Humne Chaha Use Gum Na Mile. Agar Khushi Milti He Unhe Humse Juda Hokar To Dua He Unhe Hum Na Mile..Mis U
A lifemaking mistakes
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
funny sms
Govt. has passed a new rule! Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax! Dont smile i know u r safe! Oh my God.! i've ...
thought sms / funny sms
Ladki eik aisi paheli, kabhi teri 2 kbhi meri saheli. Kharcha karo 2 bole,darling! I love u!, na kro toh bole, brother! Who r u? that ...
thought sms / love sms
Fact of Luv: Wen u Hav So Much Pain In ur Heart & u want 2cry,d Only Person who can Stop u frm Cryng, Is Exactly d Same Prsn who m...
Monday, 23 November 2009
Jewellery Shop me Santa ki Zabardast Pitayi ho gayi. Kyu? Usne SalesGirl se kaha "Aapka 1-1 Item Ghazab ka hai,Aaj SONE ka kya Bhaw ...
good night sms
As the moon winks in the night.. $weet dreams embrace you tight.. Hope that your day was alright And Wish you a heartfelt.. ...
funny sms
Sell old newspaper, waste plastic, rusted iron,steel articles, milk covrs, wste magzins, take money frm dat RECHARGE UR CELL N MSG me
Sunday, 22 November 2009
funny sms
A Banoer cum Sign Board In front of an IT company... "Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.......... Leave them 2 us"
funny sms
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind ...
funny sms
hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula ti thi, badme maloom pada sali chootiya banati thi..!!
Dhoka zindagi deti hai maut nahi......
Log kehte hai ki ladkiya zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, par wo log ye q bhul jate hai ki, dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi......
Relationship is lyk Tajmahal
Relationship is lyk Tajmahal: Everybody vil wonder hw beautiful it is. But nobody can undrstand hw difficult it ws to build..!!!
A true lover says
Some say: U can win Over ur enemy by luv, But a true lover says: Luv is d biggest enemy of lyf, wen it HURTS.
Masum Thi Bewafai Kar Gayi
Maine Faslo Ko Mitaya Wo Judai Kar Gayi Kitni Masum Thi Bewafai Kar Gayi Wo Sikha Gayi Kisi Pe N Etbar Karna Doato Kitni Burai Kar ke B 1 A...
Har rat tanha kyu hoti hai,
Har rat tanha kyu hoti hai, kismat se sabko shikayat kyu hoti hai, mile khuda to puchhana jarur jinhe PAA nahi sakte unse mohabbat kyu hoti ...
Make a sentence using neither-nor!
English Teacher:Make a sentence using neither-nor! Boy:When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither r they comfortable nor we.
True Meaning of Friendship:
True Meaning of Friendship: Where there are NO COMPROMISE in telling the SECRET & there is NO SECRET for which you need to COMPROMISE
I will always with u
i dsnt mean to upset u, hurt u or giving any painful feeling, if so please forgive me but in life u have learn more. so be happy, i will al...
Saturday, 21 November 2009
funny sms
When u feel lonely & cant c any1 around.. Everything seems 2 b dark & far.. Com w/ me,Hold my hands,I'll take u to.. An EYE SP...
jOKE SMS
Wife:I'm goin 2 England.Wht gift u want? Husband:A British girl Wife came back 2 India Husband:Where's my gift? W...
shero - shayri / funny sms
Ladki eik aisi paheli..! kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli.. Kharcha karo to bole,darling!! I love u!!!, na karo toh bole, brother!...
jOKE SMS
Girl:Main tumhare liye sb kuchh chhod dungi. Boy:Parents? Girl:yah. Boy:friends? Girl:ya h. Boy:rat ke serial? Girl:Muh sambhal ke bat ka...
jOKE SMS
Pati-Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi Is Hisab se mai 2 Shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon Biwi Boli-Bs Itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 ...
love sms
Think Big Thnk Positive Thnk Smart Thnk Beautiful Thnk Great I know,thatz 2 much 4 u, so here is a shortcut... JUST Thnk abt~ "ME...
Friday, 20 November 2009
shero - shayri
Dil Ko Aata He Jab v Khayal Unka,Tasvir Se Puchte He Haal Unka,Wo Kabhi Humse Puchte the Judai Kya He,Aaj Samjh Aaya He Sawal Unka
shero - shayri
Main kaise bhulun tumhi bata do, ek kafan la k mere dil pe odha do, ab khatm karo ye silsila chahat ka, jeene ki chah ko v mere dilse mita...
love sms
I Luv my eyes wen u luk it, I Luv my Name wen u say it, I Luv my Heart wen u Luv it, I Luv my Lyf wen u...
Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho, Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho, Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe, Aaj na sahi too apna kal de de mujhe, Khushi de ya na de marzee teri, Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de de...
Apni hasi mein meri jhalk poge
Jis pal tum dil se muskurooge. apni hasi mein meri jhalk poge. Na samajhna ki sath chhod diya humne. Mudkar dekho har raah par apne saath p...
yaad me jine ko b pyar kahete he
Dil ki aavaj ko ejhar kahete he, Juki huai nigaho ko ikrar kahete he, Sirf jatane ka naam hi pyar nahi, kisi ki yaad me jine ko b pyar kahe...
Mushkurahat ke diwane bahot hai
Chote se dilme tarane bahot hai, Zindegi jineke bahane bahat hai, Hamesha khus aur muskurate rehna, Ap ke mushkurahat ke diwane bahot hai.
Wo Bewafa Thi IsMe Herat Ki Bat Kya
Muje Miti K Ghar Bnane Ka Shok Tha Use Asyane Girane Ka Shok Tha Wo Bewafa Thi IsMe Herat Ki Bat Kya Muje B Bewafa Logo Se Dil Lagane Ka Sh...
Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye
Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye or tum bewafa aye or uss me nha ke chal diye
Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha
Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha Uski thi hasane ki aadat Main uska pyaar samajh baitha
G bhar k Saza Q nai detey,
Ek baar hi G bhar k Saza Q nai detey, Me harf-e-ghalat hun to mita Q nai detey, Moti hun to Damn-e-muzna mein pro lo, Aansu hun to palkon sa...
Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish
Khuda Ne Kaha Ke Apne Ghamon Ki Numaish Na Kar, Apne Nseeb Ki Azmaish Na Kar, Jo Tera Ha Tarey Dar Pe Khud Aay Ga, Har Roz Oss Ko Panay Ki K...
Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Soch main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Dua main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Aas main "TUM...
thought sms
When God leads u to the edge of the cliff, only one of 2 things will happen; either he'll catch u when u fall, or he...
jOKE SMS
RAJANI KANTH's new film climax! 10 Runs 2 win in 1 ball Rajni d batsmen hits d ball.it splits into 2 halves. 1 goes 4 6 & the othe...
jOKE SMS
Santa: Yaar! Where does d sun go @ night? Banta: It doesn't in anywhere.. It remains there.. But due 2 darkness we can not c it!
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school. Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai. Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
New trend of BLACKMAIL:
New trend of BLACKMAIL: Employee - "If U dnt increase my salary, den I'l tel d whole office tat u increased 1ly my salary" Ho...
Aaj ghar jana he
1 LADKI paidal sAdAk pe ja rhi thi, LADKE ne Car rok ke pucha-Lift chahiye? LADKI-`nahi main 3 din se lift le rahi hu' Aaj ghar jana h...
shero - shayri
Sham se meri ye ankhen nam hain shayad is dil me chupa koi gam hai humse hai tanhai, tanha hum hai koi hai jiski yaad me ye rate...
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
thought sms / funny sms
Success formula: Sleep 8 hours.... Work 8 hours.... & Make sure they are not the 'same hours'......
Monday, 16 November 2009
funny sms
Meet in RAJASTAN, Love in PAKISTAN Marrage in DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon in AFGANISTAN,But dont bring ur population 2 our HINDUSTAN Jai hinD
Sunday, 15 November 2009
jOKE SMS
car me baithi 1 ladki ne 1 bhikhari ko 1 rs dekar ashirvad dene ko kha. bhikhari: car me 2 bthi ho ab kya aasman me bethogi......
Saturday, 14 November 2009
jOKE SMS
Santa-Jab be Chhota bacha tha na Tab Me Samundar me gir gaya tha. Banta-Phir tu kaise nikla? Santa-Are bewakuf,Gila hokar Aur ...
The person whom u love the most
The person whom u love the most breaks ur heart and leaves Even after years wen u see that person,ur heart misses a beat.. Hard but TRUE..
3 Things in Life should never be Lost
3 Things in Life once gone will never come back TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY. 3 Things in Life should never be Lost HOPE, LOVE & Come ...
Love isn't how you forget
Love isn't how you forget, but how you forgive, Not how you listen, but how you understand, Not how you see, but how you feel, Not how y...
soft sms is just enough
true n caring relation doesnt have to speak loud soft sms is just enough bcz it s not the mouth that really speak sits the heart that feels
Love is when two people join together
Love is when two people join together and make each other better people for having the other in their life
What am I without you,
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you
If I say I Luv U, wud u feel d same?
If I get scared, wud u hold me tight? If I make a mistake, wud u make it right? If I built fire, wud u watch over d flames? If I say I Luv U...
Dont keep me in ur heart
Dont keep me in ur heart but keep me in ur brain.. bcoz rehne ki jagah jitni khali-khali aur khuli ho rehne me utna maza aata hai:,
The best love quote ever heard
The best love quote ever heard- " i wil remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to love"...
I give my heart and soul to you.
You are my soul mate, my sweetheart, you are my dream come true, from now until the end of time I give my heart and soul to you.
U can Trust the relationship.
When a person can find sorrows behind ur smile. Words behind ur silence.Love behind ur anger. That time,U can Trust the relationship.
Keep love in ur heart.
Keep love in ur heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
jOKE SMS
Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai? Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola.. . . . . . . . . ....
Thursday, 12 November 2009
shero - shayri
Humari Ankho Me Hoti Jo dil k Hal Ki Jhalak Hum Aine Ko B Rula Dete Ab Teri Yad Me Tera Wajud dikhta He Tum Khwab b To Nhi...
jOKE SMS
Ladki apne BF se Mera Laadla.. Mera Gugla.. Mera baala... Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karoge? Bolo Baby BF:Tum Muje Propose Kr...
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Mere liye PRASAD lAna
SArdar Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?" Driver:"HAan Jaonga."sardar gAve him 5 Rs& said:"Mere liye PRASA...
DON'T MISS THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY..
Magistrate: How dare u stole that diamond ring frm the jewellers shop. Santa: It was written in Bold letter "DON'T MISS THIS GOLDEN...
Plane paint kaise karte hai
Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,to usse paint kaise karte he ? Banta:Jab plane udta hai tab wo chhota hota hai, tab fatafat paint karte ha...
If U dial 001 then what will happen?
Teacher asked Sardar" If U dial 001 then what will happen?" Sarda"Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear…
Bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!
SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha. BANTA:Yeh kya hai? SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!
Oh,i thought it was its skin!
Sardar:That cow is lovely colour. Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey. Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!
WIFE by KISSING.
Santa to Banta:10 years AGO when I used to return HOME, my DOG used to GREET of by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING. now they have REVERSED the...
U r trying to see my wife,
Banta was traveling in an auto with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back i drive
Singer hi mar gaya hai
Santa ka radio kharab hua usne khol k dekha, andar mara CHUHA mila, ye dekh k santa gusse me bola oh ho chalega kaise singer hi mar gaya hai
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune
Santa Pilot se head phoneCheen Raha hota hai.... Pilot : Yeh Kya kar rahe ho ? Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
funny sms
Is Desh ki Problm kya h? Hr Baapko Apni Beti k liye Chahiye 1Acha Handsom Intelignt Educatd Sanskari ladka ParAkela MAI ...
jOKE SMS
Beta-Bapu akh ni khul rahi he pani lao. Bapu-Khud lele. Beta-laona Bp-Khd leta h ya Lath maru Beta-Thik h jb lth marne ao 2 pni lana..
jOKE SMS
Boy-Dear ! Look into my eyes What u c? Tel honestly Girl-True lov Boy-O bewkuf! Is trah wala nhi machar nazar nhi aya kya? ...
Oxygen is must for Breathing
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige. He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua? Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Sr...
Monday, 9 November 2009
jOKE SMS
Santa Asks TAxi Driver:"Golden temple JAoge?" Driver:"HAan Jaonga." Santa gAve him 5 Rs&said: "M...
jOKE SMS
Interviewer-Whts ur Qualification? Santa-Sir!i'm PHD Interviewer-Wht do u mean by PHD? Santa-Passed High School Wid Difficulty!
funny sms
Subah sMs Shaam sMs Din me sMs Raat me sMs Ghar me sMs Office me sMs Aakhir kya hai ye sMs? ...
Sunday, 8 November 2009
funny sms
professional student Anthem: Fight Fight never surrender cleAr d pAper in mAy or November Where der is a Will der is a wAy A...
jOKE SMS
Wife saw sign board-" Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sri 8/- " Wife>give me 500 rupees I hav 2 buy. Husband>Andhi, ye istri ki ...
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Lamha lamha jodkr zindagi banayi; zindagi me AAP k dosti se mehak aayi; Dosti k nam kar diye kuch lamhe; Aaj bas unhi lamho ki YAD A...
Saturday, 7 November 2009
dosti /freindship sms
H_M T_M None is complete without "U" & FR_END Will never b complete without "I" ...
shero - shayri / love sms
Chahte He Jo Had Se Zyada Kisi Ko Wohi To Sabse Zyada Takrar Karte He Karo Na Fikr Agar Wo Naraz Ho Gaya Naraz Hote He Wohi Jo P...
shero - shayri / love sms
Apki khushbu hume mehak deti he, Apki hr bat hume yad aati he, $anse to bahut der lagati he ane-jne me, Har sans k phele apki ya...
Friday, 6 November 2009
joKE SMS
Papu ka Bapu ko Jukham hua tha, to ppu doctor bulane gya Dr-Jo kehna hai Mobile me kaho Papu-Bapu is In Vibration Mode Plz dr re-start him...
Thursday, 5 November 2009
thought sms
Dnt rush into fallin in LOVE, 4Love nvr runs out Even if sm1 asks u you u r $ingle, Jus tel dem God's Busy Writing d Be...
shero - shayri / dosti sms / funny sms
Na dur rehne se rishtey tut jate he Na paas rehne se jud jate he Yeh to $m$ ka pakka bandhan hai Is liye aap hame aur hum apko yaad...
shero - shayri
Aye Zindagi yun mughse daga na kr Mai jinda rahu bin uske ye dua na kr Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai jalan, aye hawa tu bhi u$e...
love sms
Wenever u think about me r remember me den jus send me sms Bt don't expect d same 4m me,coz i can't send u sms 4every $econd. (...
Dekha saste ka natija!!!
Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge... Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi... Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!
Sardar 2 a conductor
Sardar 2 a conductoShould i buy tickets 4 my children? ConductoOnly if they r above 8. SardaThank God., i have only 6 children
Different between POETRY and ESSAY?
SANTA: Wat is d different between POETRY and ESSAY? BANTA: Any word said by girlfriend is poetry..!Anything said by wife is essay
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa
How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW
Petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti. Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Sardar bought a new colour tv
Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!
difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that...
I would have watch TV with candle
Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?" Sardar"I would have watc...
sardarji went 2 a STD PCO
A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice .... guess why? cuz der it was witten... 'number dial karne se pehele ...
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
jOKE SMS
A man is doing push ups exercise on a beach. Drunk Man starts laughing and says: Sorry to tell you but the women under u has already ...
Tuesday, 3 November 2009
shero - shayri
Chaman Se Kaun Chala Khamosiya Dekr Kali To Tadap Uthi Siskya Lekr Rat Din Mere Marne Ki Kr Rahe The Dua Wo Ro Rhe he Janaze Pe ...
thought sms
2 great days in human life 'The day v were born & The day v prove why v wer born Believe in urself & prove ursel...
shero - shayri
Mohabbt Ka Irada Badal Jana B Muskil He Tuje Khona or Pana B Muskil He Yaha Logo Ne Itne Parde Dal RakheHe Kisi K DilMe Kya He N...
Monday, 2 November 2009
jOKE SMS
Papu road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Papu Me Dekh Raha Hu ki 1 Cigerate Kitni KM Ch...
jOKE SMS
2 birds sitting on a tree.. A Shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other 1 fly away... Why? Sala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padenga!!
jOKE SMS
Ek student Dusre se:Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka maan kar raha hai 2nd Student:To phir chal kar thori padai karte hain.
Sunday, 1 November 2009
shero - shayri /dosti / friendship sms
DuRi Ho to EhSas Hota Hai ApNo K BiNa Jeena KitNa UDaaS Hota He UmR Ho APKi SitaRo JitNi LaMBi ...
funny sms
Dosti ka sAfAr lAmba hua Thoda tum chAlo,Thoda hum chAlenge . . Phir, . . . . . . Phir Kya ? ...
dosti /freindship sms
FunVilla Owner: ChAddar ki kAmeez,Lohe ka pAijAma, bAndar tera MAMA,Billi teri MAusi, Kutta mera yAAr,Aam ka Achar, Miss u ...
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