shero - shayri

Ankho Me Akar bAith gayi Ansu ki Lehar PaLko se koi Ansu girne Na diyA, Ek tera Nam diLko Azeez tha, Duniya K dard ko diL me sam...

22:43

thought sms

Try to make 4 things in ur life 1 Mind which never minds. 2 Heart which never hurt$. 3 Touch which never pains & 4 Rela...

22:42

dosti /freindship sms / thought sms

Just Friend gives Pain & Tears. Nice Friend gives Laugh & Smiles. But Only d Close Friend give...

22:41

funny sms

There is a saying "If you want to be great you must walk with great people". $eriously, I have no objection, you can...

20:59

dosti /freindship sms / thought sms

FRIENDSHIP ",*"*," IS LIKE *,Y,*: a ---)(--- TREE--- is not MEASURED on how.... it coul,b but, on how DEEP D...

20:56

joKE SMS

1Taxi Driver Tej Drive Kr Rha Tha Santa:O Bhai Ahista Chalao 12Bacho Ka Baap Hu D:Apni Speed Dekhi He?Jo Meri Spd Pr Aitraaz Kr Rhe Ho.

20:55

shero - shayri / love sms

Socha na tha aisa yar milega 1muddat k bad itna pyar milega Hum to ruswa ho chuke the duniya se Umeed nahi thi aap jaisa dildaar mi...

20:54

funny sms

The LAw SAys: "If u cAnt Convince someone,Confuse Them" Do u knw Which lAw it is ? This is known As ...

20:53

funny sms

Long Ago- Ppl Who SAcrificed der slp der fAmily der Food der lAughter wr cAld sAints! But Now ...

20:53

thought sms / funny sms

Stunning Fact: We All Spend So Much Money For Buying Clothes But The Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes... Tha...

20:49

thought sms

The FOUR Looks: Look Back & Get Experience..! Look Forward & See Hope..! Look Around & Find Reality.. Look Within ...

20:19

funny sms

Whenever I See Girl With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair D Only Thng I Remember Is Tata Sky Slogan ...

08:21

jOKE SMS

Kid On 1st April:Kitchen Me Naukar,Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai Mummy:Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska Kid:April Fool wo 2 PAPA Hi .......

08:20

funny sms

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banya Hoga Confusion Ka MoMent Aya Hga Kabhi Monkey 2 Kbhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hga End Me Donoka Mix Psand Aa Hga

20:01

jOKE SMS

Dr 2 pregnnt Girl:Ye kab hua? Girl:Jab mom/dad film dekhne gye the,Mera boyfnd ghar ayatha Dr: Tum kyo nhi gyi. Girl:Film Adult thi.

20:01

funny sms

A "Loha-tina-plastic-khali bottle" Walla was @ da heaven's gate. Da angel went 2 check his name. Ven the angl returnd, the g...

19:59

shero - shayri

Ye mana k bade hi badnam h hum, kr jate hai shrart Qki in$an h hum. lagaya na kariye Hmari bato ko dil $e, Apko to pata hai kitn...

20:22

thought sms

V often dont expres our feelings 4the fear of lo$ing relationsip, but d fact remains dat v lose a beautiful relationsip by not e...

20:21

jOKE SMS

Santa 2 Banta Wo Dukandar Logo Ko Lut-ta Hai Banta:Q? Santa:Maine Kal Usse Biscut Kharida Uspe Likha Tha Sugar Free.Magar Usne nahi Diya. ...

20:17

jOKE SMS

Pati:-Aaj raat tum mujh se jomango ge main don ga. Biwi:- Takiye ke nechay se tasveer nikal kar boli: Tm challe jao esay bhej do ;->

21:46

jOKE SMS

Dr:Ye urine sample nhi,Apple juice hai Santa's wife:ek phone kru jee? Dr:Why Wife:Unko batana hi ki urne bottle unke tiffin me chali gay...

21:45

funny sms

How did TITANIC sink? GUBUK LUBUK BULUK GULUK POTHAK POTHAK...

21:44

jOKE SMS

Santa went 2 open a S.B.A/C . After Seein he went to Delhi. Guess y? The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL".

21:10

funny sms

BRUCE LEE was a great man. But after his sister gave birth 2 a baby he became an ordinary mn. why? Because he bcme MAMULEE

21:09

dosti /freindship sms

$ome1 askd me wat mkes u happy? He expected me 2 say Wealth &Fame but suddenly cell beeped & ur sms came. I $mild n said...

21:06

shero - shayri / love sms

Khuda 1 baar Use Mera Bana De, Kitna Chahta Hun Zara Use Bata De, HarPal Dehkta hun Sapne Usi K, Na Jaagun Mujhe Aisi Neend Sula De...

22:39

shero - shayri / love sms

Kyun tere aanchal ko chod dun, Zara is aanchal me lipat jane de, Khuda k liye 1 baar mom ban ja, Meri chahat ko Usme pighal jane de, I...

22:38

shero - shayri / love sms / dosti sms

Mandir ki dua ya masjid ki nmaz ho tum, Ho god ka tohfa ya khud God ho tum, Do$t khud hi kro faisla, Dil me rehte ho ya Dil ki j...

22:37

shero - shayri

Ek samundar Hai ke mere Muqabbil He Ek Qatra He ki Mujse Sambhala Nahi jata Ek Umer Hai ke Bitani He tere Bagair Ek Lamha Hai ke...

21:52

shero - shayri / love sms

Koi Achi Si Ek Saza Do Mujhe Chalo Aisa Karo Rula Do Mujhe Tumhe Bhulu To Mout Aa Jaye Mujhe Dil Ki Gehrayi Se Ye Dua Do Mujhe.

21:51

funny sms

Mirza Ghalib BathRoom Me gaye 2 Un ko apne Mehbub Ki yad aayI Unho ne foran sher Kaha -Ankho me hey tera Aks Or Haath me hy sabun LUX........

21:51

JOKE SMS

Husband asks wife-SHADI se pehle tumhra koi boyfrnd tha? After a long silence of wife Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samju? Wife- gi...

22:19

JOKE SMS / funny sms

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye 2 Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST' honge, Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi 1 DAY...

22:19

JOKE SMS / funny sms

Doctor & Santa love same girl.Santa gives her Apple everyday. Girl asks Snta reason of giving Apple daily? Santa:AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS ...

22:17

Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau? Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na .

22:02

kab tak khaoge?

Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge? SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likh...

22:02

Santa attending a interview

Santa attending a interview in a software company. Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office? SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is

22:00

Dog GRADUATED.

SANTA Used to go college with his Dog ... After few years he had to go alone why ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.

21:58

Profit in rupees & loss in paise

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

21:57

SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam

SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai, agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use ba...

21:57

Pehle sher ko to hatao.

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus. Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

21:54

Check sugar level regularly.

SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to c...

21:52

People consider me as "God"

Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh God! ...

21:50

Tu meri nakal maar lay

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir m...

21:49

Edison wouldn't had invented Power

Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done? "Sardar"I would have watc...

21:48

Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

21:47

I have already seen that movie..!

SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

21:45

jOKE SMS

Santa 2 Dr : Mujhe 1problem hai Dr : Kya? Santa : Baat karte waqt admi dikhai nahi deta Dr : Aisa kab hota hai? Santa : Phon...

21:05

jOKE SMS

Boy 2 girl:Frnship karogi? G:Mere parents allow nhi karte. B:baat 2 aise kr rhi ho jaise mere prnts ne 2 mujhe aashiq society ki membrshp...

21:04

funny sms

Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga, Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA, KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga, End me Dono ka Mix PAsand a...

21:03

Santa was punished

once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y? coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

07:48

Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se. Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

07:46

Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?

Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain? SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal...

07:45

There is marks for every step

In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..? because someone told him that there is marks for every step

07:44

3000 kgs equal how much ?

Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

07:43

jOKE SMS

santa k 20 BAche the 1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu santa:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se na Khil ja...

21:46

dosti /freindship sms / thought sms

Follow 2thngs 4LifeLong Frndship 1.Dont Talk if u r Angry 2.Dont Take d words seriously 4m a Frnd Who is Angry.

21:45

funny sms

Mera Friend SundAy ko JhAkas NAzAr ata he, Mera Friend SundAy ko JhAkas NAzAr ata he, Aur Aye b q na? Wo sirf sunday ke din To n...

21:43

Chahey jane Ka Ehsas Zada Khobsorat Hota Hai

Agar Tum Usko Na Pa Sako Jisko Tum Chahate Ho To usey Zaror Apna Lena Jo tumhain Chahata Ho Kyoki K Chahne Se Chahey jane Ka Ehsas Zada Khob...

10:46

Dekha jo woh jaam teri yaad aagayi...

Dekha jo woh jaam teri yaad aagayi... yeh shaam tere naam, teri yaad aagayi... Har koi Janata tha mujhe tere naam se... Pucha kisi ne naam, ...

10:45

Aaj fir kuch kamihe tere bagair

Aaj fir kuch kamihe tere bagair Narang he na roshni he tere bagair Waqt apni raftar se chal raha he Bus dhadkan thami he tere bagair

10:44

tujhe agar mile kabhi fursate,

tujhe agar mile kabhi fursate, mere shaam fir se sanwar de.. agar qatl karna hai to qatl kar, yu judaiyo ki sazaa na de.

10:44

Usi Ki Yaad Rula Deti Hai.

Samandar Ki Lehre Hi Rait Ki Lakiro Ko Mitta Deti Hai Hum Nahi Kehte Par Duniya Kehti Hai Hota Hai Jo Apna Preet Usi Ki Yaad Rula Deti Hai.

10:43

Bas ek tamanna hai ki unse mulakat ho,

Bas ek tamanna hai ki unse mulakat ho, bat unse aage badhe aur unka sath ho, kab tak hum yunhi ek dosre ko dekhte rahenge, kuch khamoshi tut...

10:42

Taraste Hai Ham Unki Ek Jhalak Pane Ko

Chhup Gaye Wo Jakar Kanhi Shayad Hame Satane Ko Lekin Ham Unki Yaad Me Bhool Gaye Zamane Ko Koi Unhe Jakar Ye Bata De Ki Taraste Hai Ham Unk...

10:41

Mohabbat Ki Zanjeer Se Dar Lagta Hai

Mohabbat Ki Zanjeer Se Dar Lagta Hai Kuch Apni Taqdeer Se Dar Lagta Hai Jo Mujhe TUJ SE" Juda Karti Hai, Haath Ki Uss Lakeer Se Dar Lag...

10:41

Pyaar karna bhi ek ibaadat thi..

Husn me naaz tha nazakat thi, Ishq me ehsaas tha sharafat thi, woh zamana bhi kya zamana tha, Pyaar karna bhi ek ibaadat thi..

10:39

Taras gaye tere didaar ko,

Taras gaye tere didaar ko, dil phir bhi tere liye dua karta hai. Hum se acchha to tere ghar ka aaina hai, jo roj tujhe dekh to liya karta ...

10:39

Dil ki baat janta nai koi,

Dil ki baat janta nai koi, Kehna in aankhon ka manta nahi koi, Hum to jaan bhi luta de khushi se, Par ehmiyat is jaan ki janta nahi koi

10:39

Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain

Daag ansuon se dhoye hain, Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain, Dil mein kyon na aaye yaad teri, Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain

10:37

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du....

10:36

May this birthday be just the beginning of a year

May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams

10:35

But I like one day that is ur birthday

Some like sunday, Some Like Monday But I like one day that is ur birthday

10:34

Today is a day of celebration.

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone consci...

10:33

I know its ur birthday 2day..

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u. l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my fe...

10:32

you know that someone likes you

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know...

10:30

A heart free from sadness,

A heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life full of gladness, a body free from illness, a spirit full of God’s love. My pra...

10:29

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri...

10:28

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da Jekra ke Karat Bani Uho T Pagl...

10:27

Aj Ke taza khabar:

Aj Ke taza khabar: Ik bath room main, Ik boy ny, Ik girl ky jism ko, Hr jagah sy touch kia, Pta hay wo boy kon tha ? . . . . ...LIFE?BOY..

10:26

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday ......

10:25

janamdin ke shubh avsaar par,

janamdin ke shubh avsaar par, bhent karu kya upahar tumhe, bas isse hi sweekar kar lena, lakhon lakhon pyar tumhe...

10:23

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada Tuj par apni jaan bh...

10:23

Don aapko khud sms karega..

Don ko yaad karneka, Don ko phone karneka, Don ko sms b karneka, Nahi to kyA...? Deva re deva darneka nahi re baba Don aapko khud sms kareg...

10:22

I would like to give you some words of wisdom

On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom Smile while you still have teeth Many many happy returns of the day

10:21

Wish you a very happy birthday

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day

10:20

This msg has No Fat,

This msg has No Fat, No cholesterol n No Addictive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one...

10:17

Haste rahe aap hazaro ke beech,

Haste rahe aap hazaro ke beech, jaise haste hai phool bharon k beech, roshan rahe aap dunia me aise, jaise rehta hai chand sitaron k beech. ...

10:16

Hi jaan_

Hi jaan_ Kya haal he jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Missing u jaan_ Zyada khush mat ho Har blank me "war" lagado smart boy.

10:14

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar!

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas s...

10:13

papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

10:13

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.. . . . Hua Na GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

10:11

Happy Pagal Day!

Happy Pagal Day!,, Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Mein Dunya ka Sab Se Bada Pagal ho, Mene To bhej diya he, Ab muje send kar ke Paglon wal...

10:08

To batao bache kaise hote hai ?

Suna hai tum bahut intelligents ho ? To batao bache kaise hote hai ? Batao ? Sarmao mat batao na are itna b nahi pata bachey bahut sehtan h...

10:07

Ek Baat kAhu BurA tO nAhi mAnNge?

Ek Baat kAhu BurA tO nAhi mAnNge? Mujhe Aap Se P. P.. Py.. Pya.. Pyaa.. Pyaa z, Aalu MangwAne thE La dOge aaj sabji wala nhi aya

10:07

Aap to hume apna bana gaye..

Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye, Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko, Aap to hume apna bana gaye..

10:05

Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . . To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa.

10:05

Aj Kal Anti Shabo kI Beti Line De rAhI HaI

"Tere Naam" Salu bHai Ganja Hua, "GHAJINI" Amir khAn gAnja Hua. SocH Raha ho0n, ApUn saALa Bhi Tind Krwa Le, Aj Kal Ant...

10:04

na ho aapki muskan kam.

Mil jaati hai kitno ko khushi, Mit jaate hai kitno ke gham, SMS is liye bhej rahe hai hum, Takay door rah kar bhi na ho aapki muskan kam.

10:03

Niche kya dead body dhund rhe ho?

I tha raja I thi rani dono mar gaye khatam kahani. . . ! ! ! ! . . . . ! ! ! Niche kya dead body dhund rhe ho?

10:02

Chalo DHAKKAN Ko Wish kare

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To You Shocked ? Actully Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha To Maine Socha Hai Chalo DHAKKAN Ko Wish kare

10:01

RUPA KYA PAHENEGE

agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE hain

10:00

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo, khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho, pyar karna hai to wife se karo, magar kis ki wife sala ye ...

09:59

Main Fekne me expert hu

Tum LOVELY ho-94% Tum SMART ho-95% Tum SWEET ho-96% Tum BEAUTIFUL ho-97% Tum PYARE ho-98% Tum ATRACTIVE ho-99% .. Orrrrrrr !!! Main Fekne m...

09:56

Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the

Haseen palon ko phirse aabad kar rahe the Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the Dil ko bada sukun mila jaankar ki Aap b hume hi yaad kar rahe the

09:55

Meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan Dena Chahti

Husband 2 Hotel Managr:Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai Managr:Wat can I do? Hus:Kamine,Khidki nahi khul rahi...

09:54

Husn agar bewafa nahi hota

Husn agar bewafa nahi hota To is duniya me aashiko ka naam nahi hota Kat gaye haath un majduro k Warna har gali me tajmahal hota.

09:53

Dost ko apni palko pr bitha lo

Dost ko apni palko pr bitha lo dekr khusi uske sare gum chura lo Dosti aise kro ki sb dekhte rah jaye khuda b aake kahe ki hme b Dost banalo

09:52

Kabi Dil Pe Ye Madhosi Chai NaThi

Pahle Kabi Ye Yaade Ye Tanhai NaThi Kabi Dil Pe Ye Madhosi Chai NaThi Jane Kya Asar Kar Gayi Aapki Baate Pahle Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Aai NaTHi!

09:50

thought sms

The 2 dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb 1) A girl 's smile & 2) her tears which can make the boys 2 do anyth...

06:04

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse ho...

23:26

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI" Humne tahe dil se y...

23:25

love sms

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean; I ask God for an angel n he gave me the be$t l...

23:24

jOKE SMS / funny sms

Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Mn GLASS le kar aata hn. ....

23:24

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwal...

23:23

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

_l''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your...

23:22

Troubles as light as Air

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you...

02:36

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka...

22:08

funny sms

WhAt is BrAvery ? Coming home LAte 9t Wit Frndz, Mom Waiting Outside With a Broom Stick 2 beAt u & u say "W...

22:07

funny sms

What doctors think when they say'let me c Ur medical history, (let me c if you've paid Ur last bill before i spend any time w/ you...

22:07

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

|-----------| | '--.__.--' | Here is |-----------| my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it.... $========$ ( HAPPY ( ( DIWAL...

22:06

funny sms

In School Father says to Teacher: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

22:06

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki ...

22:05

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe......

22:04

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

22:03

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

23:09

jOKE SMS

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!

22:47

shero - shayri

Aakho me ashq dil me dard dia Magar tune mujhe hausla na dia Meri kismat tune muje sab dia Magar jiski aarzu thi wo na dia

22:46

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

_l''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your...

22:46

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

22:45

thought sms

Thot for Whole LIFE:TreAt Every1 Wit LOVE,Evn Who r Rude 2u,Nt bCoz thy r nt nice,Bt Bcz u r NICE!

22:44

diwali / deepawali / deepavali sms

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiW...

22:42

diwali / deepawali sms

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai ham...

22:42

thought sms

It feels good to stand n ground & watch up high at Ur Aim.. But it feels BEST when U stand up High and Others watch you as their Aim.

22:42

shero - shayri

Dekh karr Mra Nasib Mri Taqder Rone Lgi Lahu K Alfaz DekhKr Tehreer Rone Lgi Ishq Me Meri Halat Aisi Hui Surat Ko De...

22:41

love sms

58 can sit in a bus,38 in a mini bus,12 in a van,,8 in Sumo,5 in car,3 in an auto,2 on bike,,But only1can st in my,heart!,That's"U...

22:38

funny sms

Height of expectation: Mallika gives hanky 2tailor n ask 2 stitch 5 dreses Height of efficiency: Tailor: what 2 do wit the re...

06:49

diwali / deepawali sms

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...

06:48

shero - shayri / love sms

Saanso K Safar Me Hardam Paya Hai, Dil Me B Dost Apko Basaya Hai, Apke Bina Hum Jiyenge Kaha, Bhala DIL K Bina Bhi Koi Ji Paya h...

06:46

shero - shayri /dosti / friendship sms

Bichadne wale ko yad me kya doge, $ote hue ko kwab me kya doge, hum chhte he umar bhar ki dosti ka wada, kaho is swal ka jawab kya...

06:44

jOKE SMS

1 macchar ne admi ko din me kata. Admi:Tum raat me kat te ho na? Macchar:Kya kare, ghar k halat kuch kharab hai. Overtime kar raha hu...!

22:40

diwali / deepawali sms

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Lax...

22:29

funny sms

Difference between boys & girls: Boys always misunderstand friendship as love. But girls always misunderstand lov...

22:27

joKE SMS

Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:Sure!... . . . . I checked the whole list again y...

22:21

shero - shayri

Lehro ko pyar tha SAHIL se Par uski shadi hogai SAGAR se SAHIL ki preet lehro ko khich lati he Pr badnam na ho mohabbat isliye w...

23:06

funny sms

Life of student: Purse hai, Paise nahi. Lecture h, Attendence nh. Mobile h, Balance nh. Exam h, Tension nahi Padhna h, Mood nahi...

23:05

jOKE SMS

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he?? Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jta he Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use Dekh nhi paate.

23:04

shero - shayri / love sms

Umido k $ahare jiye ja rahe he, Tera naam lab $e lye ja rahe he, Ek tum ho k aane ka naam nahi lete, ek hum he ki intezar kiye j...

22:10

shero - shayri / dosti sms

Nazuk si chot se sisha na tute,chhoti-2 batonse apne na ruthe,thodi si b fikr hai agar apko hmari, to kosish kijiyega DOSTI ki ye dor kabi...

22:08

jOKE SMS

Santa:Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chaiye. Banta: Dost hi dst k kaam aata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar or prse le aa.

22:04

A friend is someone who knows

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

13:44

I always knew looking back on the tears

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, I never knew that looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

13:42

need to do something about your makeup

A best friend is someone who will turn to you start laughing and say "wow you need to do something about your makeup!"

13:41

Friendship is just like wine, .

Friendship is just like wine, . As it gets older it gets sweeter..... just like u and me...... you are getting older and i am getting sweete...

13:39

how long i will be your friend?

if you ask me for how long i will be your friend? i will say, i don't know, because i really don't know which is longer FOREVER or A...

13:39

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ... Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai... Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai... Isliye apko Kutta katega

13:37

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha... Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha ..... Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara.... Kyonki uski rago me ...

13:31

Maine kaha waqt se

Waqt... Maine kaha waqt se mai bhi tere saath chaloon Maine kaha waqt se Mai bhi tere saath chaloon Magar, woh aage badh gaya aur mai apni c...

13:30

Aurat ki kamar kyon patli banayi gayi?

Banda khuda se poochta hai: Ya khuda, Kya mitti ki kami thi ya kam lagayi gayi Kya mitti ki kami thi ya kam lagayi gayi Aurat ki kamar kyon ...

13:28

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to...

13:27

Dil dola re

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gay...

13:25

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge, par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli

13:25

Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...

Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana... Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...

13:24

Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hai

Hum Raat Ki Tanhai Me Tumhe Awaz Diya Karte Hai Aur Sitaron Se Apka Jikr Kiya Karte Hai Na Aao Khwabon Me Hamare Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hai

13:23

Manzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,

Manzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai, Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai, Maar dalti kab ki ye Duniya hame... Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar ba...

13:22

Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,

Dooriyan dosti badhati hain, dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain, jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho, woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati ha...

13:20

Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai

Jinke Links Ab Toot Chuke Hai Shortcuts Woh Wipe Karo, Apani ankhiyon ke browser mei Mera Address Type Karo

13:19

Chota Sa Saath Tumhara

anha Si Zindagi Main Chota Sa Saath Tumhara Ittifaq Hi Sahi Par Lagta Hai Hum Ko Pyara Jaise Akele Se 1 Parinde Ko Mil gaya Ho Aasman Saara

09:36

If FRIENDSHIP is life, I will give you mine.

If kisses were water, I will give you sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy, If F...

09:34

jOKE SMS

Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How? Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 conver...

22:35

jOKE SMS

Santa-Oye!what R U doing! Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why! Banta-When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

22:33

jOKE SMS

Man: I read your book. I really liked the ending Author:really what did you like about the ending Man:i was so glad when it got over

22:32

dosti /freindship sms / funny sms

Last 9t I had a dream I was walking with GOD He Askd me Whz Ur Bst frnd? I told Him ur Name He Smiled & S...

21:47

funny sms

How woman call husband in 1st 6 yrs Yr 1.Janu 2.O G 3.Sunte ho 4.O bunty k papa 5.Kahan mar gaye 6...

21:45

shero - shayri / thought sms

DHoka de k pyar kar,lekin pyarkar k dhoka mat dena soch k pyarkar lekin pyar karke mat sochna dil dukha k pyarkr lekn pyarkar k dil ...

21:43

Gadha ke soch

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai. Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. ...

23:52

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..

Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”….. Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter…. ...

23:50

Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…

Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai? Laaloo: No! Bush: Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai? Bush:Haan! Laaloo...

23:48

Malik alsi nokar se:

Malik alsi nokar se: - Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachc...

23:36

kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? Maaji : Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, ...

23:34

Police or Ambulance?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or ...

23:31

A ship was sinking

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Every...

23:30

You are so beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You ar...

23:29

u r… A B C D E F G H I J K L

u r… A B C D E F G H I J K L A=Aachhe B=Briliant C=Cool D=Dashing E=Emotional F=Fantastic G=Great H=Hot I=Inte...

23:27

what is the different between problem and challenge????

TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..

23:26

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me o...

23:22

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

23:20

Naya saal aaye banke ujale,

Naya saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Uparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi roshni dale. Ha...

23:18

Deepmala utsav ki badhai ho

Jai ghosh jai ghosh harr aur hai, Diwaali ki khushi chaayi ghangor hai, Ram ji ghar padhare hai, Asstha ki prasannta manohar hai.. Deepmala ...

23:17

AAO HAR DWAR HAR GALI HAR MOD PE HUM DEEP JALAYE.

ROSHAN HO DEEPAK SARA JAG JAGMAGAYE LIYE SATH SITA MAIYYA KO RAM JEE HAIN AAYE HAR SHEHAR YU LAGE MANO AYODHYA HO AAO HAR DWAR HAR GALI HAR ...

23:16

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...

23:15

Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

23:13

All wishing you a very very

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI

23:11

Bombs ki dahad, dipon ki bahar, ausies ki haar,

Bombs ki dahad, dipon ki bahar, ausies ki haar, raj ki pukar, mahangai ki maar, mkt main hahakar, fashion release ko tayar, kharche tue haza...

23:10

May millions of lamps illuminate ur life

May millions of lamps illuminate ur life with endless joy,luv,prosperity,health,wealth N happiness. wishing u n ur family a very HAPPY DIWAL...

23:09

May the warmth and splendor

May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you j...

23:08

JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

23:07

My Name Is NOBODY…

Nobody Wants You, Nobody Makes You Happy, Nobody Loves You, Nobody Misses You, Nobody Wants Good Things For You, Nobody Cares About You, Don...

23:06

Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

23:05

Eeeor: No Hardware found.

Ek Hizde ne power plus ki goli kha li, To body k ander se aawaz aayi, Maafi chahte hai aapke system me Yeh suvidha uplabdh nahi hai, Eeeor: ...

23:04

To aap mere pas aana main apko eye Specialist k pas le jaunga,

Zindgi me jab apko koi rasta dikhai na de, Koi manzil dikhai na de koi apna dikhai na de, To aap mere pas aana main apko eye Specialist k pa...

23:02

MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti...

23:00

Zindgi behal hai, sur hai na tal hai

Zindgi behal hai, sur hai na tal hai, msg. box bhi kangal hai. kya apki sms factory me hadtal hai? koi sms to bhejo, mere mob.ki ijjat ka sa...

22:56

As light is on its way

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness’ claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Pur...

22:41

Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!...

22:39

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...

22:37

Troubles as light as Air,

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold… These are the wishes for you a...

22:36

dosti /freindship sms / thought sms

Frndshp is Wen u hv A Huge Fight Wit Ur Frnd & U SAy ThAts IT,Im LEAving Bt Aftr A Moment u Put Al ur Egos aside & say "C...

21:59

karva chauth sms

Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.. Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…

21:58

funny sms

You are equal to sixty james bond! How? 007*60 = 420

21:57

funny sms

You=lovely You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

21:55

jOKE SMS

A MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT CAught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was St...

23:10

shero - shayri / love sms

Apke $hehar Me Kali Ghata To Chhati Hogi Phulo Ko Thodi Sharm To Aati Hogi Aap Lakh Chupaye Duniya Se Magr Akele Me Hmari Yaad To Aati hogi...

22:55

jOKE SMS

Anta:oye,Tu doctor ke pas jAne wAla tha,KyA huA ? SAnta:KAl JAunga,Aaj Thodi TAbiyat Theek NAhi

22:53

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho ...

01:22

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paa...

01:22

Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi

Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne Zuban pe baat rah gaye yunhi

01:20

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi, par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara par mehekti rahengi tumhari y...

01:19

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasb...

01:18

Pyaar Bina Jina

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sak...

01:17

Toh itihaas banaati hai

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho…....

01:17

Where there is love,

“Where there is love, there is life” Mahatma Gandhi

01:15

Women are made to be loved

Women are made to be loved, not understood. ~Oscar Wilde

01:14

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki, Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ...

01:11

I think it’s called love.”

Some people care too much. I think it’s called love.”

01:11

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

01:10

yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka...

01:09

Are o friendwa

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa ...

01:08

jOKE SMS

Santa ne jalte hue makaan se 5 logon ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala fir bhi usko jail ho gai Kyu? . . Kyuki vo pancho fi...

21:28

jokE SMS

Teacher:-Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:-He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.!

21:25

jOKE SMS

Son:Dad kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Dad:Nahi! Par q? Son:To fir aap itni Khofnaak MUMMY kahan se laye.?

21:22

jOKE SMS

santa:Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.. banta:mast, Kab..? santa:Meri 7th ko aur uski 13th ko..!

22:44

shero - shayri / funny sms

kul: Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain

22:43

joKE SMS

Wife rites msg 2 Husband "ghar kab aa rahe ho? Msg karK batao" hsbnd writes 2 her-"nahi bata sakta balance kam he."

22:42

shero - shayri

Ye Kurb Ka Tufan Guzerta Q Nahi? Dil Toot Gaya Hai To Bikherta Q Nahi? Ek Hi Shaks Ko Chahta Hai Q Itna Koi Dusra is DIL me utar...

08:17

thought sms

Soldier:- "Sir, we r surrounded by enemies from all sides". Major:- "Excellent! We can attack in any Direction!" So Al...

08:14

jokE SMS

1 Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha Pthn Jab Pohancha 2 Tst Ka Naam Bhool Gaya Aur Lab m Bola "Bhai Jaan Hamara CNG Kar ...

08:11

joKE SMS

Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:papa is class me 1 sal aur lagega ! Santa:koi baat nahi beta 2 sl lage ya 3, Bas Fail mat hona !

23:51

jOKE SMS

Santa 2 doctor: mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya hai. doc: i don know hindi, talk in english. Snta : my londa gironda 4m herohonda

23:49

thought sms

Although tongue weighs very little, but only few people can manage to hold it

23:48