NAughty Wind, ThAt Blows d Girls Skirt High But nAture is Clever, He Sends d Dust Along the wind to close the Boys Eye..
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
jokE SMS
Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha. Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahi Lgta? Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Baat He? Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bah...
joKE SMS
Interviewer=Give me the opposite words santa=Ok Interviewer=Made in India santa=Destroyed in Pakistan Intervwer=Maxi Mum santa=Mini Dad..!
Response aftr SEX. . .
Response aftr SEX. . . Prostitute - Paise nikal. Grl Frnd - Maza aa gaya. Padosan - Fir kab aaoge. Wife - Ab 2 - 4 din kuch mat bolna.
sochte the humne kya kismat payi he,
sochte the humne kya kismat payi he, kyon ki unhone sath nibhane ki kasam kahi hai, ankho me aaya pani tab mehsus hua, vo nahi unki yaado ne...
dunia mai 50%log
dunia mai 50%log sax kar chuke honge. 30% kar rahe honge. 20%karane wale hong. 9% soch rahe honge aur 1%log l@nd pakdkar sms Padh Rahe hon
Ankho me ho tum saaso me ho tum
Ankho me ho tum saaso me ho tum dil me ho tum dhadkan me ho tum jaha bhi dhekhu tum hi tum .... Doctor ne such hi kaha tha kitanu har jagah ...
Warm Diwali wish for every happiness.
Warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May this day fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity
May the Divine Light of Diwali
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali
Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,
Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai, Subh uthy to diwali a gai, Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai..
Wishing YOU a Happy Diwali 2009
Is diwali py humare dua hy kh aap ka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ky unchy mukam aap ky hon, shohrat ke bulandiyoon pr naam aap ka ho Wishi...
Sant In an interview,
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dh...
Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
Wat frustrates a SARDAR? When his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
Diwali aai, masti chahi
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, choda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali...
This is the spirit of Deepavali.......
Paying respects to the gods, And decorating for them the thali, This is what the occasion is all about, This is the spirit ...
aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
3 fastest means of communication.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
LIPTON di chah hai?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Jeenay ki na ab aur dua di jaye!
ab ke socha ha ke khud ko yeh saza di jaye tujh say wabasta har ik baat bhula di jaye ab talak ji liya, itna bhi ghaneemat ha bohat mujh k...
Meri wife ko nahi bolna
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
wanted to see butterfly!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
wanted to see butterfly!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa was standing in sun on a hot
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!
Those we Love,
Those we Love, Never go away, They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unheard, Still Near, Still Loved, Still Missed, & Still Very Dear Ju...
A special smile a special face,
A special smile a special face, A special someone no one can replace. I love you and always will, You've filled a space no one could fil...
Le Karle Number Note
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number No...
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
funny sms
Clasrooms r just lik train! 1st 2benchs r xcutive coachs(only4 VIPs), Middle 2 benchs r general compartments, last2benchs r sleepercoaches...
funny sms
Wen itz hard 2 hide ur tears den never mind.. Start chopping onions let d Heart Cry.. U jus smile n put blame on onions..
jokE SMS
Boss:Im givin U job as a drivr,STARTING slry Rs2000,OK? Santa:UR gr8 sir Starting slry is k bt hw much is DRIVING slry
Tadpoge Mujhe Tum Yaad Karke,
Tadpoge Mujhe Tum Yaad Karke, Subah Sham Mera Naam Lekarke, Aur Khuda Se Fariyaad Karke, Koi Bhi Tumhe Dilaasa Na Dega Kabhi, Fir Aankhon S...
Maza Peene Mein Nahi, Peeke Bahek Jaane Mein.
Zindagi Ka Lutf Hai Mit Jaane Mein, Paane Mein Kahan Maza Lutt Jaane Mein, Main Sharabi Hoon Mujhe Pyar Maikhane Se, Maza Peene Mein Nahi, ...
Kisi Se Kisi Ka Pyar Juda Na Ho,
Kisi Se Kisi Ka Pyar Juda Na Ho, Ae Khuda Be-Asar Meri Ye Dua Na Ho, Bhara Hai Meri Aakhon Mein Ashkon Ka Sagar, Uski Maut Per Koi Rone Wal...
Jab Bhi Jikar Hoga Mera,
Jab Bhi Jikar Hoga Mera, Kabhi Tumhare Samne, Tanhayi Mein Jakar Ashk Bahut Bahaya Karoge. Meri Zindagi Ko Rota Tadapta Chhodkar, Tum Apni ...
Jo Aaya Mere Hothon Per
Jo Aaya Mere Hothon Per Banke Dua Aaya, Mera Jikar Unke Gaalon Per Banke Hya Aaya. Jo Dekha Maine Mehkata Hua Koi Gulab Kahin, Meri Aankhon...
Dastoor Ye Maloom Nahi
Khwab To Humne Bhi Dekha Tha Aashiyane Ka, Varna Shauk Humko Bhi Nahi Tha Veerane Ka. Base Basaaye Nasheman Per Girate Hain Bijliyan, Dasto...
Voh Devta Bhi Sitamgar Hoga.
Kise Khabar Thi Apna Aisa Muqaddar Hoga, Voh Phoolon Ka Badan Chttaan Ka Pathar Hoga. Shabnam Samjhate The Jise Vahi Shola Nikla, Kya Maloo...
Voh Jo Karvatein Badalta Raha Raat Bhar,
Voh Jo Karvatein Badalta Raha Raat Bhar, Shama Ke Saath Sulgata Raha Raat Bhar. Voh Main Nahi Tha, Mera Toota Khwaab Tha, Jo Chupchaap Siska...
Monday, 28 September 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
Pas hoteto lab chum k jagate tumko, Rakh kar dil pe hath dhadkan sunate tumko, or jo tum sukoon ki arzu karte, Rakhte sar sine p...
jOKE SMS
Santa- Pant ki silayi kitni he? Tailor- Rs.150. Snt- chadi ki? Tlr- Rs.50. Snt- Ok. Chdi hi sil de par lambayi pairon tak rakhna.
joKE SMS
Santa-Yaar"Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab He,Chashma Lena Padega. Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai? Santa-Suraj. Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekh...
Sunday, 27 September 2009
dushera / vijaydashmi sms
JAI SRI RAM May God shower His choicest Blessings on U nd u win over every hurdle in life! Happy Dussehra!
dushera / vijaydashmi sms
Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festi...
dushera / vijaydashmi sms
JAI MAA DURGAA , MAA APE MONAKAMANA PURI KARE... MAY ALL YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED OF YOUR LIFE. HAPPY DUSSEHRA! !
jokE SMS
Salesman:Sir, cokroach ka powder loge kya? Santa: Nahin, hum ckrch ko itna laad pyar nahi karte! Aaj pwdr denge 2 kal deodrant maangega:...
funny sms
Itna WAda kArna,Roz Subha Ap meri GAli me Aana,ThoDa MuskurAna,Thoda ShArmAna,Thoda GhAbrAna Aur Jor se ChillAna "KAchrewAlA"
Saturday, 26 September 2009
funny sms
Bhagwan Teri Umar Lambi kare Teri Shadi Jaldi kare Tujhe kush Rakhe Tujhe Barkat de yaad ho gaya chal katora utha aur ...
joKE SMS
Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM...
shero - shayri
Mat dekh koi shaks gunahgar hy kitna Ye dekh tere sath wafadar hy kitnaYe mat soch use kuch logose nafrt b hy Ye soch k usay tujhse pyar h...
Friday, 25 September 2009
dushera / vijaydashmi sms
JAI SRI RAM May God shower His choicest Blessings on U nd u win over every hurdle in life! Happy Dussehra!
dushera / vijaydashmi sms
JAI MAA DURGAA , MAA APE MONAKAMANA PURI KARE... MAY ALL YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED OF YOUR LIFE. HAPPY DUSSEHRA! !
joke sms
Santa ki amma mar gayi.2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath. Snta bola chup ho jao kamino, amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi hai..
joke sms
In Park 2 luvers were eating chips by lukingin2 each oder eyes Boy> Wat r u think rite now? is abt me? GIRL> I thnk U r Etng More Ch...
shero - shayri / love sms
Dil Lagta Nahi Hai Ab Tumhare Bina Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai Warna Ji Na Payenge ...
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko ...
what did u do on mothers day?
One Friend to another: what did u do on mothers day? 2nd Frnd: Helped many girls to become mothers...
Daughter is first class in Bed
A newly married girl got first class in B.Ed exam. Her excited husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed.
Laloo to policeman
Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao. Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi ...
Arre Ali aur Bali
Ek train bohot time baad chali. Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali. Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali. Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni na...
Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do. Sahib: Kal anna. Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai
military valon ne 51 topen chalai
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai. Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?
I saved full money
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I se...
Thursday, 24 September 2009
shero - shayri
Ab Umar Ho Gyi He Dilki Kitab Me Kuch Khusk Patto K Siwa Kuch Na Rha Jazbat Tamam Kho Gye Lamho Ki Bhid Me Ab Dilme Dhadkano K S...
joke sms
Santa Ne god Se Pucha: Kya Mai Agle Janam Me Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon? God Ne Jawab Diya, ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi...
shero - shayri
Dil Lagta Nahi Hai Ab Tumhare Bina Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai Warna Ji Na Payenge ...
Karti hoon tumhara varat main
Karti hoon tumhara varat main, sawikaar karo maa, majdhaar mein main atki beda paar karo maa.... beda paar karo maa............ mere liye to...
AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO, KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO, NA RAHE KOI GAM KA EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . . HAPPY NAVRATRA.
Bajre ki roti,
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko ‘NAVRATRI’ ka tyohar.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho
Lakshmi ka Hath ho, Saraswati ka Sath ho, Ganesh ka niwas ho, aur maa durga keashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho… HAPPY NAVR...
Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se:
Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se: 1. bal 2. buddhi 3. aishwarya 4. sukh 5. swasthya 6. daulat 7. abhijeet 8. nirbhikta 9. sampannta pradan ka...
SawaN ki SugaNdhBarish Ni Fuhar
ChaNdaN Ki KhushbuResham Ka Haar, SawaN ki SugaNdhBarish Ni Fuhar, Radha Ki UmmideKaNhaiya Ka Pyar., Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., H...
HappY Dashr A
I PRAYTHIS DASARA SHOWERS UPONSHANTISHAKTISAIYAMSAMMAANSARALTASAFALTASAMRIDHISANSKAARSWAASTHYA.“HappY DasarA”
jyoti me prakash,pulkit hai dharti
jyoti me prakash,pulkit hai dharti,jagmagaye akash,diyo ki katar kahe ,apke ghardwar viraje khushiyan apar wish you happy navratra.
Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai
Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. � SHUBH NAVRATRI
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
joke sms
BLUE FILM DEKHTE HUE BABA HANSHE BHAKT-AP HANSHE KYU baba-AAJ 20 SAL BAD KHADA HUA HE BHAKT-BABA AAPNE MERA PAKDA HUA he
thought sms
U can FAll in Love Wit PerSonAlity of Anyone.. But Remember FinAlly U hAve 2 LiVe With The ChAracter Not The PerSonAlity..
joke sms
Santa:Express kitne BAje he? TT: 9 BAje SAnta:LocAl? TT:1 BAje SANTA:MALGADI? TT: 12 BAje TT:JAna kAha he? SANTA: Patri pe...
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
V CAN CAPTURE OVER DA HEART
V CAN CAPTURE OVER DA HEART OF PPL TROUGH LUV 'COZ WORDS DAT R SPOKEN MILDLY BRING HAPPINESS
Prem se bolo "Jai Mata Di"
Mata ayi hai khusiyo ka Bhandar layhi hai! Sanche dil se to mang kar dekho, Maa ke taraf se kabhi na nahi hogi!! To Prem se bolo "Jai M...
Mubarak hoapko NAVARATHRI ka tyohar.
Lal rang k chunari se saja ma ka darbar, Harshit hua man, pulkit hua sansar, Nnhe 2 kadmo se, Ma aaye apke dwar, Mubarak hoapko NAVARATHRI k...
N A V R A T R I
N- Nav A- Arti V- Vandna R- Roshni A- Aradhana T- Tez R- Rkhne Wali A- AMBEY MAA Hum Sabhi ki Manokamanaye Puri Kare ! ** HAPPY** ****NAVRAT...
Achi zindgi jeene k sirf 2 hi tarike hai
Achi zindgi jeene k sirf 2 hi tarike hai 1-Jo Pasand hai use hansil karna sikh lo 2-Jo Hansil Hai use pasand karna sikh lo
Lakshmi ka hath ho
Lakshmi ka hath ho Saraswati ka sath ho Ganesh ka niwas ho Aur maa durga ke aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho! ‘Happy Navr...
Jo jata hai maa ke dwar,
Jo jata hai maa ke dwar, use milta hai Maa ka Pyar. Pyar se jo kahta JAI MATA DI use Mill hi jata hai kisi na kisi Roop me unke dedar. Jai M...
Best Wishes for Navratri
Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it u...
NAVRATRI
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko ‘NAVRATRI’ ka tyohar.
JAI MATA DI.
Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MA...
joke sms
santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job? Lady: Rs500. Do u want one? Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when ...
joke sms
Boy: tumhari shalwar phati hui hai..... Gal: fashion ha..... Boy: Acha g!!! khud pharo to fashion, hum pharein to case..!
funny sms
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit Smrtboss+dmbemplyee=production Dmbboss+smrtemplyee=promotion Dmbboss+dmbemplyee=ovrtime
Monday, 21 September 2009
funny sms
CONGRATULATIONS u r selected in MBA Yes MBA means:- M - Member of B - Bhikari A - Association ...
A doctor wants 2 keep his name infront of hs clinic as. 'Dr.P.K Psychotherapist' Santa was the painter n he wrote Dr.P.K"Psy...
jOKE SMS
Y doctor's prescriptions is impsible 2 Read? Coz dey hv n exclusive Msg only 4 d chemist -"Maine Patien ko loot liya,Ab teri bari...
Sunday, 20 September 2009
joke sms
award winning advertisement of a comapany manufaturing bra,,,,,,,,,,, thier slogan: "we create the mood for banging what ...
love sms
Wen I walk alone, i wish 2 reach d end of d road.. But wen u walk wit me, i wish d road never ends.. I Luv u Sweetheart..
joke sms
Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha. Aasman se ek tara tuta, tabhi paas khada bachha chillaya- Wah boss! Kya nishana lagaya hai.
Saturday, 19 September 2009
id / eid sms
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please.... Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
id / eid sms
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne...
id / eid sms
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaa...
id / eid sms
When the sun has set, and day is done- I'll break this chain, but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! ...
funny sms
IBM: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
shero - shayri / love sms
Do baate tumse ki dil ka dard kho gaya logo ne pucha aaj tumhe kya ho gaya hum beqarar ankho se sirf has paye ye na keh paye hum...
funny sms
Let D Most Beautiful Dream come 2 U 2night, Let D $weetest Person come in2 ur Dream 2night... But dont make it a Habit.. BCZ I a...
Friday, 18 September 2009
navratra sms
Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye...
navratra sms
Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. “JAI MATA DI”
navratra sms
May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri, Happy Navratri!
navratra sms
maa durga se vinti hai ki apke jeevan main sukh,samradhe, dhan,yas ,Pardhan kare. Happy Navratra
funny sms
Pyar kiya hai to jatana b sikho, Dosti ki hai to nibhana b sikho, Phokat ka sms bahut hua, Cell number hai to baat karna bhi sik...
dosti /freindship sms
For all the friendship u share, for all the ways u care, for all the times u are there, u r $pecial & beyond compare! ju...
dosti /freindship sms
I"m happy, u know why? Coz I"m lucky, u know why? Coz GOD loves me, u know how? He sent a good friend to me, u know wh...
Line Marti Hai..
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun? Mam- SO SWEET BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Line M...
Night Is A Nice Gift
Night Is A Nice Gift, So Open The Gift By Closing Your Eyes You Will See The Another Wonderful World Waiting For You ... Enjoy It With Sweet...
I wish tht u visualise
I wish tht u visualise a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurng benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short...
Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. a boy puts his location in a girls destination. do u get my explanation or do u wanna demons...
I found love when I found U.
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found lov...
EID MUBARAK to You
May this... Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness, Eid bring God Endless Blessings, Eid bring fresh love... EID MUBARAK to You with all best wi...
Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.
Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du Tu hi to hai jaan meri Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raho mai hum ch...
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!
When the sun has set, and day is done- I'll break this chain, but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! It...
Yaar tumhe MUBARAK ho EID.
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar t...
The moon has been sighted
The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua's is all i request and just wanted to wish...
Eid Mubarik
No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubar...
Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara,
Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara, thandi Hawa Leke Aayi Paigaam Hamara. Jaago,Utho,Taiyaar Ho Jao, Khushiyo Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Din Tumhara
Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela,
Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela, kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela, sada khush rahe aap ka basera, i wish u very Happy SAVERA. Good Morning
Bin savan barsat nahi hoti,
Bin savan barsat nahi hoti, Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti, kya kare ab kuch aise halat hai, aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruat nahi hoti. ...
Subah ki kiran boli,
Subah ki kiran boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai, maine kaha ruk pehle SMS to kar lu us Dost ko jo mujhe Subah se bhi Pyara hai...
Pyari si morning mein,
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain, 1 pyari subah apke liye laye hain, naye ummedo k sath jeewan ki nai suruat kijiye hazaro duvaye apne sung ...
You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA ! Atleast Good Morning t...
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte, Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte, aap bhale hame bhula k so jao..... hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bi...
Thursday, 17 September 2009
joke sms
Baap:Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi, Ab mujhe DAD kehti ho kya wajah hai? Beti: DAD, "PAPA kehne se lipstick khara...
dosti /freindship sms
Ur colour is Limca ur height is 7up ur hair style is pepsi ur eyes r cococola ur finger is thumps up. So ...
funny sms
Seene me dil Dil me Dard DARD me yaqin Yaqin me khayal Khayal me khwab Khwab me tasvir or Tasvir me sirf aap ...
Meri rahon k jo jugnu he wo tere H
Meri rahon k jo jugnu he wo tere H Teri rahon k jo andere he wo mere H Chu sakta nhi koi gam tujhko Qk tujh pr duaon k Pahre He Wo mere H
khamosh mohabat ka ehsas he Wo
khamosh mohabat ka ehsas he Wo meri khwahish bhara jazbat he Wo aksar ye khyal kyu ata he dil me Wo meri pehli khoj aur aakhri talsh h Wo
"Durga" Sawar Ho Jati HAI!
Santa-Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta HAIGhar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta-Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati HAI!
Santa ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Santa ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta :Yaar udas kion ho? Santa :20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
Yaar Tumhary Bewi
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai
Ladki ko prapose karne ki Jagah
Santa-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah kaunsi he? Banta-MandirS-Mandir kyu? B-kyuki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nahi hoti.
Santa-"Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Santa-"Maths vich fail kyu hoya? Banta:Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8 Agle din kendi 6+2=8 fir kendi 4+4=8 khud confused he menu kya padayegi?
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Dooriyo se farq padta nahi
Dooriyo se farq padta nahi baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai DOSTI to sirf aap se hai warna mulaqat na jane kitno se hoti hai
Har pal dil ke paas aap hi to ho,
Sacchi khushi ka ehsas aap hi to ho Saari duniya se khas aap hi to ho 1 pal bhi aap ko bhula nahi pate Har pal dil ke paas aap hi to ho,
Mujh Me Rahkar Mujhse Parda Karti Ho
Meri Sanso Se Tum Sikwa Krti Ho Chup-Chup K Chaht Ka Sauda Karti Ho Tum Hi Socho Ye Kaisi Mazburi He Mujh Me Rahkar Mujhse Parda Karti Ho
Aise log Kahan pe milte hai,
Aise log Kahan pe milte hai, Din Raat jo apko yaad karte hai Apka Reply Aaye ya na Aaye Lekin.. Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karte hai
Zamane se kabke GUZAR gae hote,
Zamane se kabke GUZAR gae hote, THOKAR na lagi hoti bach gae hote. BANDHE thy tere pyar ke DHAGE me, warna kabke MOTIYO jese BIKHAR gae hote
Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi
Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi Hum Chale Aaynge Pukaro To Sahi Dil Ki Dahliz Mohabat Se Saja Rakhi He 1sham Hmare 7 Guzaro To Sahi
Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Kabar Deti He
Ye Hawa Apki Hasi Ki Kabar Deti He Mere DiL Ko Khusi Se Bhar Deti He Khuda SaLaMt Rakhe Apki Hasi Ko Q Ki Apki Khusi Humhe Zindgi Deti He
kuch rishte anjane me ban jate hai
kuch rishte anjane me ban jate hai pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hai kehte he ush daur ko dosti jisme dilse dil na jane kb mil jate ha
Pyar se hume koi Gila nhi
Pyar se hume koi Gila nhi Qki Pyar hume kabi mila nhi hamne to ki he jindgi me sirf dosti QKi Dosto se jyada pyar krne wala hme mila nhi
Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge,
Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge, dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge.
Chahat He Kisiki Chahat Ko Pane Ki
Chahat He Kisiki Chahat Ko Pane Ki Chahat He Chahat Ko Azmane Ki Wo Chahe Hame Chahe Ya Na Chahe Pr Chahat Hai Unki Chahat Me Mit Jane Ki
Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaron Karte Hai,
Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaron Karte Hai, Gam-E-Judai Se Wo Sabhi Darte Hai, Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hai Na Mohabbat Karte Hai, Bas Dostonke Ek Sms P...
Nazar ke 4 KaaM:
Nazar ke 4 KaaM: Nazar Uthi To Dua Ban Gayi, Nazar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gayi, Nazar Mili To Ada Ban Gayi, Nazar Pherli To Saza Ban Gayi…
Wat is d diffrence betwn love & arrange marriage? Ans:Hum khud jake khai me kud jaye to love aur 2...
funny sms
Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smker. "I alwys THINK of leaving Cigaratte bt.. fr THINKING, I need a Cigaratte!
joke sms
Americans said mobile was invented by us Japanese sd SIM card ws invntd by us Indians proudly say "Missed Calls were invntd by us...
Ur Smile and My Smile?
is the difference between Ur Smile and My Smile? U smile when u feel happy and I smile when I see you happy... So Keep smiling...!:-)
Thanda Piyoge Ya Garam?
SANTA Guest Se:Thanda Piyoge Ya Garam? GUEST-Dono Le Aao SANTA:Preeto,Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..
Pahle Kabi Ye Yaade Ye Tanhai NaThi
Pahle Kabi Ye Yaade Ye Tanhai NaThi Kabi Dil Pe Ye Madhosi Chai NaThi Jane Kya Asar Kar Gayi Aapki Baate Pahle Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Aai NaTHi!
me America ka baap hu.
Santa: mene mere beta ka naam America rakha he. Banta: kyun? Santa:me duniya ko dikhana chahta hu ke me America ka baap hu.
Chhoo Lo Tum Aasman Ki Uchyyio Ko
Ujale Ki Tarah Bhavisya Ujjval Ho Tumhara Palko Par Bithaye Sansar Sara Chhoo Lo Tum Aasman Ki Uchyyio Ko Dekhta Rah Jaye Har Dusman Tumhara
Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye.
Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye. Biwi ne kaha "Mehmaano ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao" Santa gya aur TAXI leke aya.
Dost ko apni palko pr bitha lo
Dost ko apni palko pr bitha lo dekr khusi uske sare gum chura lo Dosti aise kro ki sb dekhte rah jaye khuda b aake kahe ki hme b Dost banalo
Hasin Pal Ki Zarurat Hai Mujhe
Hasin Pal Ki Zarurat Hai Mujhe Beete Hue Kal Ki Zarurat Hai Mujhe Saari Dunia Ruth Gayi Hai Jo Kabhi Na Ruthe Aise Dost Ki Zarurat Hai Mujhe
Husn agar bewafa nahi hota
Husn agar bewafa nahi hota To is duniya me aashiko ka naam nahi hota Kat gaye haath un majduro k Warna har gali me tajmahal hota.
Haseen palon ko phirse aabad kar rahe the
Haseen palon ko phirse aabad kar rahe the Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the Dil ko bada sukun mila jaankar ki Aap b hume hi yaad kar rahe the
Maa ki jyoti se prem milta he
Maa ki jyoti se prem milta he sabke dilo ko marm milta he jo bhi jata he MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta he. heppi navratri.
The PerSon U Are CaLing iS Curently busy
Santa Ki Wife usKo Mar Rahi Thi. PadoSi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho? Wife-Inko CalL Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli,"The PerSon U Are CaLing iS Curently busy.
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
thought sms
"By the time u reAlise WhAt ur PArents SAid Was Right" "U Wil hAve a Kid Who Begins to Think u r Wrong"..
joke sms
Santa was chatting w/ his Girl Friend GF: Its so boring dear Santa: Shall I send 1 non-veg msg GF: OK Snt: I am eating fish...!!!
shero - shayri / funny sms
Shayari 4 u Arz hai Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tre pr ka sa (wh wh) Tre pr ka sa (wh wh) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya..
Is tarha tum mujh mein samaa gaye,
Is tarha tum mujh mein samaa gaye, Tumhare siva koi aur maujood nahi, Mujh mein sirf tum hi tum ho, Ab mera alag koi vajood nahi
Dil ki baat dil mein na rahe,
Dil ki baat dil mein na rahe, Aankhon ke khwaab aankhon mein na rahein, Dil ki baat isi liye keh di aap ko, Ke galti se aap kisi aur ke d...
Ghum Jo Paaya Hai To Seene Se Laga Le Isko,
Ghum Jo Paaya Hai To Seene Se Laga Le Isko, Dil Mein Yeh Aag Chupaake Tujhe Jeena Hoga, Dekh Amrit Jo Pilana Hai Tujhe Auro Ko, Tere Hiss...
Kuch Bhi Na Rahega
Taron Mein Chamak Phoolon Mein Rangat Na Rahegi Are, Kuch Bhi Na Rahega Agar, Mohabbat Na Rahegi...
Monday, 14 September 2009
kabhi toh is baat pe naaz karoge.
mehfil me na sahi tanhai me to yaad karoge kabhi toh khuda se fariyaad karoge na mila hai na milega mere jaisa dost kabhi toh is baat pe naa...
joke sms
Papu ko Raste Me Kutto ne Daud daud k katta.. Dr=Apko Kisne Kata.. Papu=Sunsan sadak per me akele jaraha tha 5Kutto ne Mujhe hamla K...
funny sms
When i call u 1. Ringing means i m thinking u 2. Ringing means i like u 3. Ringing means i need u 4. Ringing means behray ph...
shero - shayri / love sms / dosti sms
Peete Nahi Hai Fir Bhi, Aapki Dosti Me Dub Jane Lage, Aap Hi Sochiye Kitne Pyare Ho Aap, Jo Khuda Ko Chod K Hum Aapki Kasme Khan...
I LOVE U bol raha h
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe bar-2 I LOVE U bol raha h,kya karu? Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal ...
Pujari ko loose motion ho gaye.
Pujari ko loose motion ho gaye. Medicine lete samay usne doctor se pucha,'KOI PARHEJ'? Doctor bola:"Shankh zor se mat baj...
Aur Vo phool barsane lage,
Arz kiya hai Hum gaye unki gali mein., Aur Vo phool barsane lage, Jab dekha unki mummy ne, Toh sath mein gamle bhi Aane lage.
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke Mobile Pe Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha Banta>Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho? Santa>Maa Kasam Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha
Sir:kal school kyu nhi aaye? Sonu:kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha Sir:Isme kya badi baat hai Sonu:Badi baat nahi to aap deke dikhaiye.!
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries.. 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No yaar,PARAGON...!!!
Santa On KBC
KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name?? Santa- [kuch bola nahi] Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye! Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)
Sunday, 13 September 2009
you can always trust on!
Walk with me when your hearts needs company, Take my hand when you feel all alone, Turn to me when you need someone to lean on, Coz I’m the...
Happy Birthday
Just hoping that your birthday will bring so much joy to you It will leave you special memories to treasure whole year through. Enjoy yo...
Smokers have smoking heart
Smokers have smoking heart Drinkers have an alcoholic heart I request you don’t eat sugar Because you already have a sweet heart
bcome the light of my life
I always lose control when you are by my side. You have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time, I spend with you. I think, ...
Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga galti se ek sms bhi mat karna warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, White 2 ur teeth, Pink colour 2 ur lips, Silver colour 2 ur eyes, So keep smiling & enjoy the col...
thought sms
Wen Flood comes Fish EAt Ants.. Wen Flood Goes Down Ants EAT Fishes.. Time MAtters Just Hold on & let time pAss by..God Give...
shero - shayri / love sms
Tera Shukriya Kuch Is Tarah Ada Karu Tu Kare Bewfai Mai $ada Wafa Karu Meri Mohabbat Ne Sikhaya Hai Muze Khud Mit Jau Par Tere L...
dosti /freindship sms
FrndShip is a Little More Trust,Little Less Try,Little More LAugh,Little Less Cry,Little More Love,Little Less Fight.A Little More We ...
Saturday, 12 September 2009
s
$ubah Sham Unhone Gale Se Lagaya Hota Sote Waqt b Pass Bulaya Hota E khuda Badaa Karam Hota Tera Agar Hume Unka "Dupatt...
thought sms
Fact of Lyf: One of d basic difference betwn God & Human is, God gives & forgives. But human gets & forgets..
dosti /freindship sms
I may not be d most important person in ur life,but i just hope dat 1 day. when u hear my name,u would juz $mile &say "hey da...
Friday, 11 September 2009
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rak...
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja ha...
Romance Mathematics
Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb wom...
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye Na Pyr N Daga Kr Paye MOHABAT Kr To Li Apse Pr Kabi Lafzo C Byan N Kr Pay
If u learn frm urs mistake
"If u learn frm urs mistake den u r inteligent Bt If u learn frm somebodys mistake den u r a genius"
LIFE IS XXX:
LIFE IS XXX: . . Do u know how? . . . . 1) Yesterday is a Xperience. 2) Today is a Xperiment. 3) Tomorrow is a Xpectation.
Every Ending can be a New Begining
A small Dot can Stop a Big Sentence. But Few more Dots can Give a Continuity. Amazing But True "Every Ending can be a New Begining...
Dr.Kalam's words for youth:
Dr.Kalam's words for youth: . "Without your involvement you cannot succeed but, with your involvement you cannot fail"
N Jane Log Q Darte He?
N Jane Log Q Darte He? SmS Hi Nhi Krte He Or Kuch Aap Jese B He Is Duniya Me Jo Miscall Maar K Bhi Balance Check Karte hai
Chand ne rab se chandni mangi,
Chand ne rab se chandni mangi, suraj ne rab se roshni mangi, rab ne hamari chahat puchi, to humne tohfe me sirf aapki kushi mangi...
Charger to mere pass hai
Ek chor santa ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha. Santa- bhaag saale bhag bhag.... Kal kya karega? Charger to mere pass hai
Keep all your troubles in your pocket
Keep all your troubles in your pocket But Make sure that, your pocket has a hole in it..! - Robert frost.
Never be beggers of love
Short but deep quote: . Do u want happiness in life.? Follow this.. . "Never be beggers of love, always be doners of love"
Love is invisible But can't be hidden
Sweet & Simple Thought: . "Love is invisible But can't be hidden" . " Don't Spoil life in LOVE But Don't miss...
Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta-kya kr ra hai? Santa-Lassi bna ra hu Bnta-isliye log hm pe joke marte h,Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega
Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho, Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho, Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi, Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..
A Fantastic Sentence at Japan
A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop: . "Only Buses Will Wait Here. Not your Time. So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"
Nokrani ko gale Q lagate Hai..
Mummy-Hume Garibo K Sath Pyar Se Pesh AAna Chaiye. P@ppu-Acha ab me samjha. Teacher-kya? P@ppu-PAPA aksar Nokrani ko gale Q lagate Hai..
1Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck?
1Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Bandhkr Le Ja Rahi Thi Ye Dekhkr Santa Has Has K Kehne Laga: 1Rassi Le Jane K Lye Do Do Truck?
Sherni Widhwa Ho Gayi
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara Fir Kya Hua? Fir Hona Kya Tha Sherni Widhwa Ho Gayi!
Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi
Chand Ko Apni Nigaho Me Utaro To Sahi Hum Chale Aaynge Pukaro To Sahi Dil Ki Dahliz Mohabat Se Saja Rakhi He 1sham Hmare 7 Guzaro To Sahi
Ladki kharab ho tho
Hindi bhi ajeeb Bhasha hAi Ghadi (Clock) kharab ho tho kahte hai - "Bandh Hai" par Ladki kharab ho tho kehta hai ki - "CHALU ...
Santa ApNi Wife Se:
Santa ApNi Wife Se: DaaG Toh Chala JayeGa Kameej Se.. DaaG Toh Chala JayeGa Kameej Se.. Agar Tum Kapra DhowGi Tameej Se.
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho! Sawami "AFWAHA"
Snta-Arz kiya hai
Snta-Arz kiya hai Bnta-Irshaad Irshaad Snta-Arz kiya hai Bnta-Irshaad Irshaad Snta-Abe Kutte bolne to de Bnta-Wah! Wah! Wah
Nai unki khilone ki dukan H
PAPPU:Mere Papa k pass Cycle se lekar Aeroplane tak H DIPU-Acha tmhare papa bahut bade admi H kya PAPPU-Nai unki khilone ki dukan H
AG OG LOGI SUNOGI
A G O G Lo G Suno G . Main Hun MOBILE MAUJI KARTA HUN SMS TUM B KARO G 1 2 ka 4 4 2 ka 1 AMUL is MAKKHAN U are "DHAKKAN"
Thukra ke usne mujh ko
Thukra ke usne mujh ko,kaha muskuraane ko! Main hansh diya kyon ki , sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne kho...
Best inspiring message of the year?
Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se, Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao, pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC...
Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sa...
kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...!
ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him"y r u standing here". sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja ...
14, 14 de do le awan
sardars wife asks to sardar k hamari larki jawaan ho gae he koi 28 saal ka larka dhoondo sardar says agar 28 saal ka na mila to 14, 14 d...
Sardar proudly replies
Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar proudly replies; oye haley tey tu a...
ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa
ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR -e- ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban j...
Na khwabon me dekha,
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har pal khushi dene walon...
Guzarish hai
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi...
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Usk...
Thursday, 10 September 2009
joke sms
BOY-I cn kiss u widout touching u GIRL Impossible BOY-Lagi 20-20 ki GRL-K then boy kissed her Grl-U touched me Boy-l...
funny sms
Ek Admi Bhagtay Hue Ruk Gya. . . . Kyun? Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha, Nahi Is Liay Ruka, Q K Uska ...
joke sms
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Mini ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar k...
Phatar ko tajmahal kaun kehta
Agar hum na hote to aap ko gazal kaunkehta Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta A to karishma hai mohabbat ka Warna phatar ko tajmahal kaun keh...
haath ajnabiyon se hum yun hi ni milate
haath ajnabiyon se hum yun hi ni milate baat chahat ki yun hi ni badhate zakhm chahe kitna bhi gahra ho hum DETTOL ke sivay kuch bhi nahi la...
Gunghat Mein Jo Dekha
Gunghat Mein Jo Dekha To Deewanna Hua mastaana Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Rava...
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Tere Jaise Dost ka saath mil jaye wo ACHHI TAQDIR..
Tumse mila main kal to
Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found, Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bho...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna
Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style, aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE, Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar, humare ...
Roz subha hum karte hai
Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Your file not found!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
I don't likeyour face
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par Dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Nazar mein to kai hain
Nazar mein to kai hain, Par Dil me ek wo only hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab 'read only' hain...
pyaar ki application
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga
Ho gayi galti humse
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho
Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho, mere pyar ko MOUSE bana k apni ungliyon se nachati ho
Tumhare samne hain itney items
Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Kiss is not like Nokia..
Kiss is not like Nokia.. Connecting People Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar duunga..
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko Dil se Ctrl+Alt+delete kar duunga...
yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai, Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka inteza...
Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho, Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho, Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai, Lagti hai chot kaise ki...
pyar naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti
Chiragon se andhere door ho jate..... to chand ki chahat kise hoti..... kat sakti akeli yeh zindgi.... to pyar naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti.
Mai to maa banne wali hu
WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho, SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho, WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu, SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala h...
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti, Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost, u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi h...
“AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai baar tujhse baat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “A...
To phir BAKRI Ka De de
Santa: "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Dena." Banta: "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai." Santa: "Theek Hai To phir B...
I wish Moon always b feel bright.
I wish Moon always b feel bright. And U always b Cool and Right. Whenever U go to switch off the light remember that i m wishing U. GOOD...
NIGHT is a Good Time to Remember
NIGHT is a Good Time to Remember all the sweet things & all the sweet persons in your LIFE. So Sleep well with your “SWEET MEMORIES”. ...
Suhagrat SMS
Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki...
Santa On Moon
1 American, 1 Chinese aur Santa Chaand Per Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar aai. AMERICAN: Ye NASA ki buildin...
Welcome the new morning
Welcome the new morning with a “Smile on ur Face”, “Love in ur Heart”, “Good Thoughts in ur Mind” & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish ...
Sardar on Radio Quiz:
Radio Quiz: Should Women Have Children After 35? Sardar Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
joke sms
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khult...
shero - shayri /funny sms / love sms
Arz kiya hai! Itne kamjor hue he teri judai se GAUR FARMAIYE. Itne kamjor hue he teri judai se Ki chinti v ab kheech le jati he charpai se...
thought sms
Don't go d way lyf takes u, Take d lyf d way u go, Rembr U r BORN 2 LIVE not 2 live just bcoz u r BORN!! Make ur own roads & live ...
funny sms
Whn nobody luvs u Whn nobody cares 4u Whn nobody thinks about u When evry1 ignores u Sit in d corner close ur eyes nd say ...
JOKE SMS
SANTA-Maine apni Biwi ko 12th pass karvaya,fir B.A.fir M.A.aur uski govt Job b lagva di,or kya karu? BANTA-Acha sa ladka dekh ke ShADI ...
Joke sms
At your age and for good health, please limit ur sex life Do only on days that start with letter "T": Tuesday, Thu...
Monday, 7 September 2009
Kahin Zindgi Na Beet Jaye
Hamari Dosti Ko Na Dil Se Kabhi Juda Karna, Zindgi me Na Kabhi Ye Guna Karna, Kuch Pal Chahe Beet Jaye, Tumse Baat Kiye Bina, Kahin Zindgi N...
Khushiyon Par Fizaon Ka Pehra Ha
Khushiyon Par Fizaon Ka Pehra Hai, Na Jaane Kis Umeed Pe Dil Thahra Hai, Teri Aakhon Se Jhalakte Dard Ki Kasam, Yeh Dosti Ka Rishta Pyaar Se...
Baadal Har Mausam Me Barshate Hai
Pyar Ke Phool Har Mausam Me Khilte Hai, Dosti Ke Baadal Har Mausam Me Barshate Hai, Hum Mile Yaa Na Mile, Par, Yaad Hum Aapko Har Lemha Kart...
A Dost! Jab Bhi Tu Udaas Hoga
A Dost! Jab Bhi Tu Udaas Hoga, Mera Khyaal Tere Paas Hoga, Dil Ki Gehraayion Se Karoge Jab Bhi Yaad Hume, Tumhe Humaare Karib Hone Ka Ehsaas...
Phool Khilte Rahe Jindgi Ki Raah Mein
Phool Khilte Rahe Jindgi Ki Raah Mein, Hansi Chamkati Rahe Aapki Nigaah Mein, Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko, Dil Deta Hai Yahi ...
Dil Ko Dil Se Churaya Aapne
Dil Ko Dil Se Churaya Aapne, Door Hote Huye Apna Banaya Aapne, Kabhi Bhool Nahi Payenge Hum Aapko, Kyonki Dosti Karna Hi Sikhaya Hai Bas Aap...
Dosti Ki Perchhai Hai,
Dosti Ki Perchhai Hai, Teri Hasti Se Meri Tanhayi Hai, Roz Deti Zindagi Ek Naya Saboot Hai, Har Vaqt Ke Saath Mujhe Mili Tanhayi Hai.
Door Rehkar Bhi Yaad Aayenge,
Door Rehkar Bhi Yaad Aayenge, Yeh Mat Sochna Ki Bhool Jayenge Tumhe, Agar Dost Bankar Raas Na Aaye, Toh Ajnabi Bankar Yaad Aayenge Tumhe.
Chattri Lauta De Bhai
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi, Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Aayi, Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi, Ab Raha Nahi Jata, Chattri L...
Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye, Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye, Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega, Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Ban...
Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya, Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya, Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya, Humne Mobile Charge Karna ...
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera
Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu, Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu, Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera, Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee,
Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee, Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy Chali Gayee, Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim, Bijli (electricity) Ko ...
Tere Chapal Chura Lu
Tere Hothonki Muskurahat Na Jaye, Teri Palkon Me Kabhi Aansu Na Aye, Teri Raahon Me Pade Ho Kante Jo Kabhi, Tere Chapal Chura Lu A...
Kadai Kehti Hai,
Kitchen Me Kadai Aur Cooker Hota Hai, Cooker Kehta Hai, Haye Tu Kitni Kali Hai, Kadai Kehti Hai, Sale Phir Bhi Mujhe Dekhkar Sala Siti Marta...
Tum Sachha Pyar Karte Ho
GIRL:I LOVE U. BOY:Me Too. GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho. BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho. GIRL: KAMINE,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum Sachha Pyar Karte Ho
Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
Lab khamosh ho jate hai, ab tum samne aate ho, dil dhadakte hai jab nigah milate ho, saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho, BHOOT ho ...
Main Dilse Saaf Hoon
Hum Bhi Smart Hai Aap Bhi Smart Ho, Main Bhi Good Looking Hoon Aap Bhi Good Looking Ho, Bas Ek Chhota Sa Fark Hai, Main Dilse Saaf Hoon Aur ...
Bcuz u r sooo sweet.
Silence 4 two minutes in memory of those poor mosquitos who died last night after drinking ur blood, they had heavy diabetic attack bcuz u r...
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? . . . . . Kya pyaar karna paap hai? . Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai ...
hum sabko ullu banate hai,
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke duniya wale jal jaate hai, yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai, par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai
Love Is Blind…
When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic, I Agree That’s True, Believe Me, I Swear Cuz Love ...
husband ne wife se bola:
husband ne wife se bola: hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe, E jane-e-tamanna, khud...
Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafra Ho Gya...
Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafra Ho Gya... Wah Wah... Laila Ki ShadiMe Lafra HoGya.. ...
Lambe hai manzil,dur hai kinara.
lambe hai manzil,dur hai kinara. kyu nahi aya sms tumhara. ya bhol gaye hamara number, ...
Sunday, 6 September 2009
funny sms
In this world, every wife is a mistress 2 her husband. 1 hour of MISS & 23 hours of STRESS. Jago husbands jago.
thought sms
Life is more strict than a teacher, a teacher teaches lesson & then takes exam But LIFE takes the exam first & then teac...
shero - shayri / love sms
Subah Sham Unhone Gale Se Lagaya Hota Sote Waqt b Pass Bulaya Hota E khuda Badaa Karam Hota Tera Agar Hume Unka Dupatta ...
how did U manage 2 find me!!!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, Sweet words r nice 2 say, But sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!
Fill in the blanks with
Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN” 1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon. 2. ______ main hi chor hoon. 3. ______ mera koi ilaz n...
If marriages are made in heaven
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
koi rishta nahi phir bhi ik ehsan hai
koi rishta nahi phir bhi ik ehsan hai koi wada nahi phir bhi tera khayal hay koi gham nahi phir bhi dil udas hay zayada free mat hoo na ya s...
look at the moon
look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Open with Love...
Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
Saturday, 5 September 2009
shero - shayri
Jin aankho me tera pyar basa he,Unhe aaj tere liye baraste dekha he,kabi tere sath har pal guzara tha,aaj Khud ko tere liye Tarasta dekha h...
joke sms
Police 2 santa-Tumhara dost kaise mara? SANTA-nhi janta.usne bola"mere pet me chuhe kud rahe hai".To maine use chhe marne ki DA...
thought sms
Do U Know Y Car's Front Glass Is Large & D Rear View Mirror Is Small? Bcz Future Is more Imprtnt Than Past, Look Ahead Wid...
Love People before u Loose Them
Realize Things b4 its 2 late. Accept Things Rather Than Deny Them. Love People before u Loose Them.. Life comes just once..THINK.
Keep love in ur heart
Keep love in ur heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
If I say I Luv U, wud u feel d same?
If I get scared, wud u hold me tight? If I make a mistake, wud u make it right? If I built fire, wud u watch over d flames? If I say I Luv U...
Sorry May Have Become
Sorry May Have Become "Just Another Word", But Wth T E A R S It Means The World.
I Never "APOLOGIZE" i'm sorry.!!
I Never "APOLOGIZE" i'm sorry.!! That's Just Not the way "I Am"..............
I'm sad too I was my mistake
When you are sad I'm sad too I was my mistake And I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!
Be the first one to say Sorry
Be the first one to say Sorry, when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U &Be the 1st one to forgive, if a Person says Sorry to U!
There is nothing wrong to say sorry
There is nothing wrong to say sorry! when we are wrong, One sorry can save many precious Relationships! Today is "world sorry saying Da...
Alexander's last wrds:
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws, who won th wrld had noting in hand...
The "RESULT OF ANGER"
The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"
If you can't love visible people,
If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. Mother teresa
Life is different than teacher
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,
If you salute your duty
If you salute your duty, you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... - ABDUL KALAM ..
Before following a leader,
Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.
Man dosnt wish2live like a man
"Man wishes2fly like a bird, sing like cuckoo, dance like a peacock, swim like a fish, But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
IF U CANNOT DO,
There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN . "IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT". ...
MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye M...
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata,
Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota...
khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho, nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho, har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS...
Fukat ka message padna Aap ka style..
Pani me tairna machali ka style Hawa me udna panchi ka style Different messages bhejna apun ka style Fukat ka message padna Aap ka style..
subah ko milo saam kardo,
Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…
Ab ghar Kaise jayenge,
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye, ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Bhiga sa lagta he aalam tumhe.
Bhiga sa lagta he aalam tumhe. Bhigi si lagti he subah tumhe. Bhiga lag rha he sara jahan tumhe. Uth Nalayak Bistar Gila Kar Diya HaiTUNE
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge,
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge, Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jayenge, Rab Ko Rishwat de k Tujhe B bulayenge, or Uper Sath me baith ke kurkure kai...
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sak...
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya..
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya.. Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya, Aur Us Intezaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya..
hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se p...
"DETTOL" K siva kuch mat lagana
Dil k dardko jubapar mat lana, apni ankhose ansu mat bahana, jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho, "DETTOL" K siva kuch mat lagana
Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye
Love ko life me must hona chahiye Students ko love me interest hona chahiye Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye Ye b college me compulsory su...
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Puri botal na sahi,Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,...
Likhe jo KHAT tuje
Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye. Sawera jab huaTo JUTE pad gaye. Wo FASHION wale BAAL hava me ud gaye
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai, pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, 1 sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi had...
Gam me jine me maza aata hai,
Gam me jine me maza aata hai, gharibo ke ghar bhi khuda aata hai, hum hain jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hain, aur ek aap hain jinka sms...
Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi.
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage. Zaalim sharab Peete hi asar dikhaane lagi. Nashe me unki saheliya b...
Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai
Mausam Mast hai,Mahol jabardast hai. Apne kam me sub Vyast hai. Socha phone karke do baate kare, pata chala,Is Root ki sabhi lina Vyast hai
Hold It Gently
Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How...
Girls misuse it!
Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That's SMILE...
Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy. Musharraf: Mubarak huvay. Bush: But ik masla hy. Musharraf: o ki. Bush: piu da pta nhe. Musharraf: Koi...
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna NAAK SAAF ;-> Hamesha ...
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr... NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p...
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.. . . . Hua Na GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE...
Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja
Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-...
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main h...
Friend is one, who
Friend is one, who F-inds you in a R-ush of people, I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your E-motions and N-ever leaves you till...
Future is Not something U Await!
Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!
Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Ae khuda mere is dost ko Hathi ki takat Sher ki awaz Chetay ki speed Or Hiran sa sundar roop de. . . . . . . . . . Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to ...
Flowers need sunshine
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know Mast~ need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll neve...
Heart is like a crystal preserve it
Heart is like a crystal preserve it, love is like a perfume spread it, feelings are like flood flow it, friendship is like umbrella come let...
Friday, 4 September 2009
funny sms
1 truck dusre trck ko rasi bandkar leja rhe the Ye dekh kr santa has-has k pagal hogaya Aur kehne laga 1 rassi ko lejane k liye 2-2 truck.
joke sms
Santa aur Banta railway station par, Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi Banta: Kya main ja sakt...
funny sms
History says in the year 1956 Bombays red light area caught fire. It took 30 mins to bring fire under control but 3 hrs 2 bring firemen un...
Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!
Santa Banta Sey Apney Shadi key din Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Btao Jo Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay. Banta:Tum Jaatay...
Qayamat ky din
Teacher: Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga Santa: Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g
Hitler says
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab h...
Aj Ke taza khabar: Ik bath room main, Ik boy ny, Ik girl ky jism ko, Hr gagah sy touch kia, Pta hay wo boy kon tha ? . . . . ....LIFE�BOY...
Aj Ke taza khabar: Ik bath room main, Ik boy ny, Ik girl ky jism ko, Hr gagah sy touch kia, Pta hay wo boy kon tha ? . . . . ....LIFE�BOY...
Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo
1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena. Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi? Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha ha Darling! 5 Rupay k Liy...
Murga SARDAR tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Wait...
Santa suffering from cold
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION ...
SHORT CIRCUIT
CIRCUT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? sHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipk...
Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay...
Main dayr say aaon gaa
Banta or Preeto main laraee ho gaee, Banta gher say chalaa gayaa. Banta raat ko phone pay: Khaanay main kiya hei? Preeto: Zehr. Banta: M...
tipu sultan ki he bhai
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension k...
sisak sisak ke marna theek hai
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh p...
So KEEP SMILING!!
Girls miss use it! death freezez it! modelz sell it! doctorz advice it! photograherz catch it! artistz create it! Guesss, whats it? Itz SMIL...
M I CUTEEE? Its A TEST
M I CUTEEE? Its A TEST call, if im cuteee misss call, if im gorgeous Tex back if im prettty Tex a joke if im charming Jus ignore if yu ...
A smile to put you on high
A smile to put you on high A kiss to set your soul alright Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Die on your lips
If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your ...
u can fall 4rm a mountain
u can fall 4rm a mountain, u can fall 4rm a tree, but the best way to fall, is 2 fall in love with me.
Apny Hussan Pay Naz Na Kar
Apny Hussan Pay Naz Na Kar O Pagli, Hamay Pta Hy Tu Rozz Lgati Hy Fair and Lovely
Touch my heart & u'wl feel
Touch my heart & u'wl feel, Listen 2 my heart & u'wl hear, Look into my heart & u' wl c , dat u'wl always be a s...
Thursday, 3 September 2009
BEST FRIEND FOREVER
When a person can find sorrow behind your smile , words behind your silence and love behind your anger , you can believe you have ...
I have no heart n U have two
I have a heart n that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Because I have no heart n U have two.
wo yaaroon ki mehfil
wo yaaroon ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal, dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal. Kabhi zindagi guzarti thi hasne hasane me, aaj waqt gujarata hai ...
Meaning of HAPPY?
do u knw d meaning of HAPPY? ? ? ? ? ? ? H–humne A–apko P–pal P–pal Y–yaad kiya!!! to aap bh...
I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!...
9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love ...
joke sms
Santa buy underwear. he choose: How much for this? .Sopkiper 500rs. Santa: Arey bhai daily wala diklhao party wear nahi.
shero shayri
Yeh meri talash ka jurm hai ya meri wafa ka kasoorjo dil k jitne kareeb hai wo nazro se utna hi dur hai.
joke sms
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula 4 water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO " ! TEACHER : Wht r u talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday U said ...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi ky...
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai ...
tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhag...
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, ...
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghum...
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH"
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE...
Bhagwan se paani manga
bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya; hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho, aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS...
so sweet ur smile???
so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes?? see how sweetly i lie.
Life is like a MOVIE
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad – DRAMA, If u r afraid – SUSPENSE, If u r angry – ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR, Now u r smi...
I ve written nice poem 4 you.
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is...
Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko,
Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar, Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar, Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar. aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaa...
Baap ne kaha ghar chhod do,
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum ka...
Galileo: great mind.
Galileo: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. - bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. - you: never min...
shero - shayri / love sms
Adhura He Asma Sitaro K Bina, Adhura He Samundr Kinaro K Bina, Adhuri He Fiza Baharo K Bina, Aur Adhuri He Zindgi Meri Tumhare Bina.
ek aadmi pareshan ho kar "Ae bhagwan aisi zindagi se 2 Maut achi" tabhi yamdut aa gaya Bola chalo Admi: bhgwn ab kya insaan Mazak...
shero - shayri
thi ki aisa kuch hua hota, Meri kami ne use b rula diya hota, Main laut aata wapis 1 lamhe me, Magar us k labon pe mera naam to aaya hota!
EID iS d CoMbInAtIoN oF 3 mEaNiNgFuL wOrDs
EID iS d CoMbInAtIoN oF 3 mEaNiNgFuL wOrDs E - eMbRaCe WiD oPeN hEaRt I - iNsPiRe WiD iMprEsSiVe AtTiTuDe D - dIsTrIbUtE pLeAsUrE tO aLl ~E...
Eid Ul Azha Mubarik
Bakra debit Cash credit Qurbani Debt GFosht Credit Qasai Debit Khaal Credit Aap Debit Hum Credit Eid Mubarik... Hamra Msg Debit Apka Reply...
HERE Comes My Wish. Eid Mubarak
R U Waiting 4 My Msg? .-*-. ( '.' ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoo Shweeeeet.. Dont Worry. How Can I Forget U? HERE Comes My Wish. Eid Mubarak
SMS karne k 4 fayde
SMS karne k 4 fayde 1 Mobile ko jang nahi lagti.. 2 Timepaas ho jata he 3 Aap jise sms karenge o khush rahega 4 Apko koi KANJUS NAHI KHega
Naze mohabat Me Badnam HoGaya
Naze mohabat Me Badnam HoGaya JO Raz Dil Me tha Wo Sare aam HoGaya Hua Karta Tha Bahut Khas Apne Dosto Mai Mohabat Kya Hui Bahut Aam HoGaya...
Khayalo me wohi,Sapne me wohi,
Khayalo me wohi,Sapne me wohi, Lekin unki yado me hum the hi nahi, Hum jagte rahe dunia soti rahi, bas ek barish hi thi jo saath roti rahi....
Pyar Mein Humne Kya Pay
Pyar Mein Humne Kya Paya, Kabhi Khud Roye To Kabi Aap Ko Rulaya, Zulm Pe Zulm Karti Gayi Duniya, Aur Ek Main Tha Jo Uff Bhi Na Kar Paya..
Q Surkh Hai Ankhe
Aaj Pucha Logo Ne Q Surkh Hai Ankhe Hans K Keh Diya Raat So Na Sake Lakh Chaha Magar Ye Na Keh Sake K Raat Rone Ki Hasrat Thi Aur Ro Na S
yad nhi krte ho to yad ayan karo
Jugnu ko qaid kr ke mskuraya n karo, rosni ke khatir kisi ka dil jlaya n karo Dil pr sitam itna n karo, yad nhi krte ho to yad ayan karo
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
funny sms
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for ...
funny / dosti sms
u like 2 Dance in d Rain, I'll b thr 2 hold an umbrella 4u.. Coz.. If not, d clay in ur head wil drain off..Datz frndship..He He..
funny sms
Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now... wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain... leaving now...
khushiyo ka ek sansar leke aayenge
khushiyo ka ek sansar leke aayenge patjhad me B Bahaar leke ayenge jab b pukaroge humara naam, to zindgi se saanse udhar le ayenge.
KABHI KHAmOSHI HOTI
KABHI KHAmOSHI HOTI HaI kABHI TANHAI HOTI HAI MERI WAFA KE SATH SIRF BEWAFAI HOTI HAI.
Always Try to Prove that
"Always Try to Prove that. "You are Right" ButNever Attempt to Prove that. "Others Are Wrong" That's the art of...
Kya Aapko Maloom Hai Ki
Kya Aapko Maloom Hai Ki *'""*.*""'* ( :Aap Yaha: ) * :Rehte: * "*.:Hai:.*" "*" Aur K...
Har rat ko chand ka shingar nhi milta
Har rat ko chand ka shingar nhi milta Har baag ko phool ka dular nhi milta Maine b duniya dekhi he dost Har insan ko manchaha pyar nhi milta
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera
Dard Se hai Rishta Mera khushi [m]ere N[a]sib Me [K]aha Hmse Koi Pyar Kre Itne Hum Khush naseeb Kaha
Now Read it in Bhojpuri..
Dil ke tukde tukde kar ke muskura ke chal diye! Now Read it in Bhojpuri.. "Karejwa ke bukni-bukni kar ke daat chiyaar ke chal dehen!...
100 logo se poocha gaya
100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka BRAIZER kis tarah ka pasand hai 2 ne kaha White 1 ne kaha Black 97 ne kaha UTRa hua
Sanso Ki Mahek Ho Ya Chehre Ka Nur
Sanso Ki Mahek Ho Ya Chehre Ka Nur Chahte Hai Aapko To Hmara Kya Kasur. Khuda Se 1 Din Hum Puchenge Zarur Ham Se Kyu Hai Hamara PYAR Dur.
Confidence is a habit
Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have. (Brian Tracy)
The whole secret of a successful life
The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it. (Henry Ford)
Imagination is more important than knowledge
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. (Albert Einstein)
your own resolution to succeed
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. (Abraham Lincoln)
The greatest discovery of my generation
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. (William James)
Are you bored with life?
Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find h...
The moment of excited curiosity
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may ...
There are no limits
If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no lim...
A happy person is not a person
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.
There are two rules for success
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know… (Roger H. Lincoln)
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.
A race horse that consistently runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollars more. Don’t compromise on 2nd position in ...
Friendship is selection of hearts
Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.
Trust yourself
Trust yourself Create D Kind Of Self that You’ll B Happy 2 Live with All Ur life Make D Most Of yourself By Fanning D Tiny, inner Sparks Of ...
The roots of true achievement
“The roots of true achievement Lie in the will to become the best that you can become …” ~Harold Taylor~
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