Ek silsile ki ummid thi jinse, Wahi fasle banate gaye, Hum to paas aane ki koshish me the, Jane kyu wo duriya badhate gaye.
Monday, 31 August 2009
Ishq dariya hain jiska sahil nahi hota
Ishq dariya hain jiska sahil nahi hota, Har dil mohabat k kaabil nahi hota, Rota woh bhi hain jo duba ishq-e-sagar me, aur rota woh bhi hain...
Un Logo Ka Kya Hua Hoga,
Un Logo Ka Kya Hua Hoga, Jinko Meri Tarha Gum Ne Mara Hoga, Kinare Par Khade Log Kya Jane, Dubne Wale Ne Kin-Kin Ko Pukara Hoga..
Aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye
Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye, dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, hum door jyaada nahi aapse, bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
Kash samajhte wo is dil ki tadap ko
Kash samajhte wo is dil ki tadap ko, to u na hume rusva kiya hota, unki ye berukhi bhi manzur thi hame, bas ek baar hume samajh to liya hota...
Aaj kuch kami hain unke bagair,
aaj kuch kami hain unke bagair, na rang hain na roshni hain unke bagair, waqt apni raftar se chal rahan hain, bus dhadkan thami hain unke ba...
shaam dhali phir kaali raat aayee...
shaam dhali phir kaali raat aayee... dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad aayi. aankho ne mahsoos kiya us hawa ko jo tumhe chhukar hamare paas aayi....
Heart is a crystal,
Heart is a crystal, preserve it! Love is perfume, spread it! Feelings r like fluid,flow it! Friendship is just1 umbrella,Come Lets Share it
Friendship is a Golden Chain
Friendship is a Golden Chain Btwin 2 Hearts Sharing 8 Feelings +Love +Sad +Happy +Truth +Faith +Secret +Help +Feelings. =Friendship.
Live 4 the person who dies for u
Live 4 the person who dies for u Smile 4 the person who cries 4 U Fight 4 the person who protects U Love the person who loves U more then U.
Aukaat pe mat ja,Confidence dekh
Chuha:I Love u Sherni:Abey,apni Aukaat bhul gaya hai Kya? Chuha:Aukaat pe mat ja,Confidence dekh
Miss Ypu
This Love is LOve the Love best Love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it widout word Love
Where Was LOVE Born ?
Where Was LOVE Born ? Guess, . . . In CHINA! Because It Has No Warranty, No Guarantee!! Chale to chalta hi jaye
Sunday, 30 August 2009
Mohabat Ho Jaye
Mohabat Ho Jaye : : Ya : : Macchar Kate : : Anjam 1 Hi He : : : What? Raat Ko Nind Nahi Aati..
Sir ZukaneKi Adt Nhi H
Sir ZukaneKi Adt Nhi H Ansu BhaneKi Aadt Nhi H Hm Kho Gye To Pchtaoge Bht Hme Lout K AneKi Adt Nhi H
Tortoise & Rabbit applied for +2
Tortoise & Rabbit applied for +2 course. Only Tortoise got seat. Y? . . . . Sports Quota!
Zind@gi jine ke 2t@rike
Zind@gi jine ke 2 t@rike Jo PASAND H@i Use HASIL Krn@ Sikho Y@ Jo HASIL H@i Use PASAND Krn@ sikho
SARDAR was arested 4a road accident
SARDAR was arested 4a road accident Judge:Hw did accident occur? S:I dn't know sir, I was sleeping!
Tumhari Yaad Me hum Is Kadar
Tumhari Yaad Me hum Is Kadar Rote Hai k Padosi Hamare AAnsuon Se Bartan Dhote Hai..!
Why U Indians r in diffrent Colour
Britsh:Why U Indians r in diffrent Colour? Pappu:Horses R in Diffrent Colour Bt Donkeys R all same!
Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko
Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko... Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge. Mobile K Saath Dafnana, Network Milega To Kabar Se B Sms Bindaas Karenge...
Santa Dismisd on d 1st Day
Santa Dismisd on d 1st Day itself frm a Traffic Police Y? coz he fined an Ambulance 4 Overspeed
Snta-Tere Kitne Bache He
Snta-Tere Kitne Bache He Bnta-18 S-Itne Sare B-SaSurji Ko Bola Ta Beti Ko Khali Pet Nahi Rakhuga
Target jo pura karna tha
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan Le Li Chitragupt: Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha..
Plz contact Ekta Kapoor
Ek patient ne Dr. se pucha:- Aisi medicine dijiye ke marne ke baad fir zinda ho jau. Dr:- Mai kuch nahi kar sakta U plz contact Ekta Kapoor
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai..?
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai..? Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai...? EK-DO...?SMS..? To..? Kardo..? Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai
anta Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Pr Color kiya, Aur Nechay Wale Part Pr Likh Diya "SAME AS ABOVE...
QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo
1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aaya Or Bola:Kya Mai Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRISTAN Walo Se Puch Lo.
Aaj Non-veg Khate Hai?
Santa: Aaj Non-veg Khate Hai? Banta: Haa chalo machhli khate hai Santa: Nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai Banta: To tu Chappal pehenke kha lena
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha lekin baat khas hui nahi tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nah
Banane Wale Ne 1Dost Mere Liye Banaya
Banane Wale Ne 1Dost Mere Liye Banaya Jise Aap K Rup Me Maine Paya Jo Mere Dil Me Aise Samaya Jaise Purani Haveli Me Ho Bhoot Ka Saya.
Ruth kar aap hame bhulane lage,
Ruth kar aap hame bhulane lage, Itne dur hue ke bahut yad ane lage, Kaise bhuladu aap ko ek pal me, Jab aap jaise Pyar pane me jamane lage..
New Punishment 4 mobile owners
New Punishment 4 mobile owners 1-Missed call k liye jail 2-SmS k liye faansi 3-Call k liye umarkaid aap mat daro kanjuso ko to inaam he:
Chuha Sharaab k Drum me Gira
1 Chuha Sharaab k Drum me Gira or Must ho k Nikla & Soyi hui Billi k Muh p Dum Maar k Bola "Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du
GOOGLE pe search kar lo
Santa: mere padosi ka bachha guum ho gaya,puchh raha tha kya karu? Banta: tumne kya kaha? Santa: maine usse kaha GOOGLE pe search kar lo.
Main 2mhare liye sab kuch chorh dungi
Girl-main 2mhare liye sab kuch chorh dungi Boy-MAA BAAP Girl-YA BOY-Khana pina Girl-YA Boy-STAR PLUS Girl-jaban SAMBHAL
Baki 999 Koun Hai?
Santa Ki Patni Santa Se Boli "Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai" Santa Ne Ek Tappad Mara Aur Pucha Baki 999 Koun Hai?
Dil todne walo ko saja kyo nahi?
Dil todne walo ko saja kyo nahi? Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyo nahi? Log kehte he ishq to bimari he, Phir medical me is ki dawa kyo nahi
Ladka to apko ICU k Emergncy ward me milega
Ladkiwale-Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo kuch khata-pita na ho or kuch Galat kam na kare Pandit-Aisa Ladka to apko ICU k Emergncy ward me milega
Pyar me zabaan chup ho to
Pyar me zabaan chup ho to aankhe bolti h aankhe chup ho to dil bolta h dil chup ho to to to to log bolte he. Ram nam satya h
Ujalon Me Reh K Andhera Mangta Hu
Ujalon Me Reh K Andhera Mangta Hu Raat Ki Chandni Se Savera Mangta Hu Sone-Chandi Ki Nhi Jrurt Mai To Hr Sans Me Tera Bsera Mangta Hu
1 Hathi 1 cow &1 Gadhe me bahas
1 Hathi 1 cow & 1 Gadhe me bahas ho rhi thi Hathi: Me bhari saman uthata hu Cow: Me dudh deti hu Kuch Bol Yar ab Teri Bari Hai !
Think seriously:
Think seriously: ek kutta raste pe su-su karta hai ek aadmi us su pe khada ho jata hai to us aadmi ko aap kya kahenge? su-par-man..
Style of break up
Style of break up A Boy brought present 4 His GF GF:Wat d hell wud i do wid dis Diwali rocket? B:U wantd stars na? Nw sit on it n GET LOST
Santa-Train me
Santa-Train me yaar rat bhr nend nahi ayi Upar ki seat mili thi Banta-To exchange krna tha Santa-Kis se karta?Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha
Love Is Common Emotion
Love Is Common Emotion That Comes To Everyone, If You Get Whom You Love, That's Achievement, & If You Get Who Loves You, That's ...
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahin milti
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahin milti Hamein ek pal bhi rahat nahin milti Mil to jaata hai sab kuch Bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti
what is difference b/w PROBLEM & TALENT
what is difference b/w PROBLEM & TALENT & KISMAT? 2 boys love 1 girl =PROBLEM 1 boy loves 2 girls =TALENT 2girls loves 1 boy = KISMA...
Saturday, 29 August 2009
Can we do romance
Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito...
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho, Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye...
Bik Raha Tha Waqt K Bazar Me
Bik Raha Tha Waqt K Bazar Me Meri Gairat Ka Lahu.. Mud K Jo Dekha To Apna Hi Pyar Kharidar Nikla...
Love bears all things
Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and ...
Pathar K Aage Sar Na Jhukana
Pathar K Aage Sar Na Jhukana Ki Wo Devta Ho Jaye Kisi Se Itni Mohabat Na Karna Ki Wo Bewafa Ho Jaye
Love is a gamble
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure, 9 months of pain, 1 day in hospital and, A juni...
Teri girl friend gaye bazar
twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
A smile to put you on high…
A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Flirting is the only job
Flirting is the only job in d world, that a man cannot include in his resume, despite having years of experience and, number of references..
Akhiri Waqt Pe Aaj Ansu B
Akhiri Waqt Pe Aaj Ansu B Thukra Chuke The Humko, Wo AyeThe Milne Hmse Jab Log DafnaChukeThe Hmko
Jadugr Ne B Yahi Kaha Tha
Antar Mantar Jadu Jantar Chhhoo Kuch Mahsus Hua? Nhi Na? Jadugr Ne B Yahi Kaha Tha K Ye Sirf Insano Pe Hi Aser Karta Hai
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Comin...
Cricket Match Is Over Now,
In A Cricket Ground.. Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now, Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa:Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Last night I sent an angel
Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch o...
Smile : Valuue 2ur face
Smile : Valuue 2ur face Love :Value 2ur heart Respect:Value 2ur Behaviour Study:Value 2ur Future Friendship:Value 2ur life Good Morning……….
She is hot ! She is sweet
She is hot ! She is sweet ! She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her ! Who ? Who is she ? Do you know ? Tea Chai piyo Mast jio...
Aasman me itne tare ho ki
Aasman me itne tare ho ki Aasman na dikhai de Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho ke gam na dikhai de HAVE A NICE DAY! Good Morning
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobra phairen Chalen 1 bar phir Ab to aap ko yaqin ho gya ho ga k… “GADHEY K SAR PE SEEN...
Saudi govt pareshan hai
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather m...
Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?
Miyan mithu choori khaao gey? Kya kaha nahin… main bhi kitna bhola hoon kawway ko miyan mithu sam jh raha hoon
Kya Aankhen hain
Kya Aankhen hain kya zulf hai khy chehra tum ne paya hai, Aisa lagta hai jasy Peepal k per se bhoot utar k aya hai, . . Bura laga? . . To va...
Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?
Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia...
Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Abey O Egg K Chilke ! Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan ! Ublay Hue AALOO ! Murghi K Chooze ! Africa K Bandar! Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bu...
My HEART started singing
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS ...
God made daylight
God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called...
Insaan Ban Jaao
open with love mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai bura to nahi maano ge wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai wo pyar bharay 3 lafz “Insaan Ban Jaa...
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paog...
Describes everything you are not
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not…
AQAL HO NA HO
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL...
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo, 1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo, meri jaan pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo, ghar say naha k nikloo, Or puray...
Friday, 28 August 2009
Dil Ki Bato’n Main Aana
Dil Ki Bato’n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet Baad Me Tou QOMI ...
Meaning of Ramzaan
Meaning of Ramzaan R-Roza Rakho A-Allah se daro M-Masjid ko jao Z-Zakat banto A-A’maal ache karo N-Namaz parho Ramzan Mubarak…
joke sms
Santa:Doc Saab,me Chashma laga k pad 2 sakonga? Doc:Haan,bilkul. Santa:To phir thek he doc Saab varna Anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zndagi...
joke sms
Lady- mere lips mei infection ho gaya ha Doc-ek din mei kitni bar kiss karti hoo Lady- Sal mei Ek Bar Doc-Tab Infection Nahi Jun...
thought sms
Pretty Inspiring Quote: "Crying Alone Is Really Better Than Laughing With The People Who Hate You But Act Like Loving You...
EiD mUbaRaK tO all
HoPe LoVe & LaUghTeR waRmTh & wIsHeS JoYs & BoUqUeTs oF eId WiShEs fOr AlL oF Us … MaY JuBlIcAtIoNz BeCome a PaRt Of OuR eId AnD...
A Special Wish For
A Special Wish For A Wonderful Friend On, ” E I D – U L – F I T A R ” May U Find Success In All Endeavors.. May U Find Happiness In Whatever...
During This Eid Season,E
During This Eid Season, May You Be Blessed With The Spirit Of The Season, Which Is Peace, The Gladness Of The Season, Which Is Hope, And The...
Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us
Eid-ul-Fitar Is Upon Us Once Again Doors Open To Everyone While Perfume Fills The Air A Time To See The Ones We Haven’t Seen For A While Wit...
Humara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy
E I D M U B A R A K Humara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy Samjho Us Ki Tou EID Ho Gai So E I D M U B A R A K …
These Make A Merry Eid’s
A Little Smile, A Word Of Cheer, A Bit Of Love From Someone Near, A Little Gift From One Held Dear, Best Wishes For The Eid Day These Make A...
Don’t open it for atleast 1 more day
Don’t open it for atleast 1 more day, . . . . . . Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga, Happy EID Mubarak. Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 ...
Socha kisi apne se baat karun
Socha kisi apne se baat karun, Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun, Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka, Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun. ...
A road to a your house
A road to a your house is never long for me. Because you are in my heart house
Woh Naam Jo Dil Pe Likha Tha Maine
Saahil Ki Ret Par Ek Baar Tera Naam Likha Tha Maine Tanhai Ke Un Palon Mein Tujhe Hi Yaad Kiya Tha Maine Saagar Ki Maujon Ne Tera Naam To Mi...
Mohabbat mein maine
Mohabbat mein maine kya kuch nahi luta diya, Unko pasand thi roshni Aur hamne khud ko jala diya.
WHEN U NEED HEART
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua U NEED FRIEND . . . Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge U NEED JOY . . . Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom U NEED HELP . ....
A memory lasts forever
A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True Lovers stay together And never said goodbye. Donot say good bye to me my sweet heart
Best Lover listen to what you don't say
Everyone hears what you say. I listen to what you say. Best Lover listen to what you don't say.
Please don't hurt me darling
I knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on my laughs and cry. Please don't hurt me darling
If ever on ur life u feel sad and lonely
If ever on ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything, Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show ...
If you live to be 100 yrs
If you live to be 100 yrs, I want to live to be 100 yrs minus one day, so I never have to live without you. I Cant live with out U..
Love will do miracles
If 'I love you' is only three words, why is it worth a million?. Because you know Love will do miracles
Dark were those days, without your sight
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave ...
Feelings are many but words are few
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRU...
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakh...
Thursday, 27 August 2009
funny sms
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campus he wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait 4 ...
joke sms
Santa- Judge Sahab mujhe divorce Chahiye, 1 Saal Se meri wife ne Baat nai ki Judge- Ek Baar Fir Sochlo, Aisi Biwi kismat walo ko...
shero - shayri
Tamanna bas itni he,Uska Pyar mile Izhar kre Hm to Uska Ikraar mile Bas 1baar Wo kehde k Soch k bataenge Fir Chahe Hme 7 Janmo k...
When GOD solves your problems
When GOD solves your problems, You have faith in his abilities…. When he doesn’t solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities…
Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But if it walks in its own style,Tail fol...
Wat u see as truth
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, I will always value...
Never search ur happiness in
Never search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u are left alone.
A good friend can tell you
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
You can make more friends
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people inter...
Make a heart which never breaks
Make a heart which never breaks, make a smile which never hurts, make a touch which never pains, make a friendship which never ends
If God answers ur prayer
A beautiful belief: If God answers ur prayer, He is increasing ur faith. If He delays, He is increasing ur patience If he doesn’t answer,...
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
joke sms
Santa ka dhaba> Customer: Oye snta teri lassi me makkhi hai. Santa:-oye chupkar.Dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan tri kitni lssi piyegi...
joke sms
American: In our country,marriage even takes place wit an email Santa:In India,it z only wit a female!
funny sms
What is diff b/w Problem & Talent? so simple 2 boys love 1girl = Problem! 1boy love 2 girls = Talent!
People r carefully created by God
Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted...
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti, aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote, jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...
Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai
Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabu...
I mixed RUM in water
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided n...
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... ...
Falling in love is a sweet ambition
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad...
Ankhon se dur ho par dil
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
Every second God remembers you
Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U.
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se sa...
Fir Wahi Fasaana Afsaana
Fir Wahi Fasaana Afsaana Sunaati Ho, Dil Ke Paas Hoon Keh Kar Dil Jalati Ho, Beqaraar Hai Aatish-E-Nazar Nazar Se Milne Ko, To Fir Kyon Nahi...
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi Woh sirf yeh to b...
I’m sorry to be smiling every time
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’...
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
RELATION is when someone hurts u
RELATION is when someone hurts u, n u don’t hurts back When someone shouts at u, n u don’t shout back. BUT when someone needs u, u always...
In life when you get troubles
In life when you get troubles, don’t get nervous… Just close your eyes and follow ur heart… becoz heart may be in left…. but it is always ri...
4 Blessed ways of living
4 Blessed ways of living: 1st, Look back & Thank God. 2nd, Look forward & Trust God 3rd, Look around & serve God. 4th, Look w...
whats the meaning of FAMILY
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you
Future is Not something U Await
Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LI...
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U...
In a bath room
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
I want u … To be with me
I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
Think Big. Think Positive
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOU...
jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida jisse dil na hona chaiye juda jiska style hai lajawaab unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
thought sms
Xcellent Words By DR.A.P.J.Abdul KAlam "DreAm is Not WhAt u c in sleep" "DreAm is Thing Which doesnt Allow U 2 sleep"
thought sms
Change is a Nature of life..! But "Challenge"is a Aim of life.! So always Challenge the Changes, not Change the Challenge......
shero - shayri
Apne Karam Se Wo Mera Muqaddar Bana Gye Qatre Ko Pal Me Samundar Bana Gye Phulo Se Narm Tha Kbhi Dil Ye Mera Itna Tadpaya K Patt...
Anjaane Me Hume Rula Diya
Ho sakta hai uss ne anjaane me hume rula diya, Uss ne duniya ke kehne pe hume bhula diya Hum to waise bhi akele the, Kya hua agar kissi ne e...
Hum wo dost hain
Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hai...
Lives are for living I live for you
Lives are for living I live for you Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating mine beats for you Angels are for keeping...
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja...
Khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, k...
Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband s...
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, Sardarji replied: U naughty peh...
Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twic...
I Am Sorry
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli: I Am Sorry. Sardar: I Am Dilgeet Singh Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ..
Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Teacher :Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Have you ever seen a lie detector
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? Santa: Yes, I married her!
bachpan may bohat taqat war tha
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha.. 2nd. wo k se? 1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py u...
Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha... Dr:To Ab Kya Hua. Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?
Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Sardar : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping
Monday, 24 August 2009
joke sms
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"...
thought sms
True but funny fact: A gal worries about her future till $he gets a husband. But a boy never worries about his future until he...
thought sms
Tears are more truthful than $mile. Because One can $mile infront of everyone But one 'll cr only infront of the one who is $p...
Jane kyu wo duriya badhate gaye.
Ek silsile ki ummid thi jinse, Wahi fasle banate gaye, Hum to paas aane ki koshish me the, Jane kyu wo duriya badhate gaye.
Sitare aasmaan me chamakte hai
Sitare aasmaan me chamakte hai, Badal door se hi bareste hai, hum bhi kitne ajeeb hai, aap dil me rehte hain aur hum apki mulakaat ko tarast...
Bikata hai Gum husan ke bazar main
Bikata hai Gum husan ke bazar main Lakho Dard hote hai Ek chhotese inkar main Ho Jayo Dukhi is jahan main to ... Dosto sawagat hai Dosti ke ...
Ji Bhar Ke Roye To Karrar paya
Ji Bhar Ke Roye To Karrar paya, Is Daur Main Kisne Sacha Pyaar Paya, Zindgi Guzar Rahi Hai Imtihano Ke Daur Se, Ek Zakham Bhara Nahi Ke Dusr...
Kash Un Par Haq Hamara Hota,
Kash Un Par Haq Hamara Hota, Chale Aate Usne Ek Bar Pukara Hota, Kya Jarrorat Thi Jamane Ki, Agar Hath Main Uske Hath Hamara Hota
Kyoki Tere Bin Mera Gujara Nahi
Hum Uth Ke Chale Teri Mehfil Se, Peeche Se Tune Pukara Nahi, Fir Khud Hi Ruk Gaye Kadam, Kyoki Tere Bin Mera Gujara Nahi
Tera Gum Chipake Muskuraya Karnge Hum
Ab Hasrton KI Baat pe SHikwa Karenge Hum, Apni Chahto KO Ruswa Karenge Hum, Pucha Karega Jo Koi Teri Judai Ka Sabab, Tera Gum Chipake Muskur...
vaade pe wo aithbar nahi karte
vaade pe wo aithbar nahi karte, hum zikr-e-muhabbat sarre-bazaar nahi karte, darta hai dil unki ruswai se, aur wo sochte hai hum unse pyar n...
1 Girl 1 Smile
1 Girl 1 Smile 1 Smile 1 Meet 1 Meeting 1 Propose 1 Propose 1 Love 1 Love 1 Marriage 1 Marriage 111111 Problems So avoid 1'st smile
ye chiragh phir bhi chiragh hai
meray dil ki raakh khuraed mat.. isay muskura kar hawa na dey.. ye chiragh phir bhi chiragh hai.. kahien tera haath jala na de..
Udas nazron me khwab milenge,
udas nazron me khwab milenge, kahin kante to kahi gulab milenge, meri dil ki kitaab ko apni nazr se padh kar dekho, kahin aap ki yaad to kah...
Meri SHAYARI Chali Shahar
Meri SHAYARI Chali Shahar Main BENAAM Ho Kar, Kuch Anjan HASEENO Ke Paigam Le Kar, MEHBOOB Ke Labo Ko Chu Kar Wo SURKH ho Gayi, Lauti To APN...
Ke dil ke bahut kareeb hotey hain
Dil mein hotey hain har sans ke sath aaney janey waley, Ke dil ke bahut kareeb hotey hain humein rulaney waley
Bankar Bhi Raah Main Nahi Aayege
Samajte Hai Woh Ke Pathar Dil hai Hum, Unko Thokar Marr Jayenge, Woh Ek Baar Keh de Nafrat hai Humse, Khuda Kasam Pathar To Kya, Phool Banka...
Dil Ne Kah Aakh Se
Dil Ne Kah Aakh Se, Dekha Karo Kamm, Kuoi Dehte Ho Tum, Tadapte hai Hum, Aakh Ne Kah Dil Se Socha Karo Kamm, Kuoki Sochte Ho Tum Aur Rote Ha...
Sitaare nikalte he ki raat aaye
Sitaare nikalte he ki raat aaye Main kya likhu ki aapka jawab aaye Sitaro si chamak to mujh me nhi Par main kya karu ki aapko meri yaad aaye
Tuze Pyar Sikhane Me NakamRhe Hm
Tuze Pyar Sikhane Me NakamRhe Hm Jo Chalka N Paymane Se Wo Jam Rhe Hm N Puch Kya Gujri Mere Dil Pr ae..Jaan Jb Wafa Nibha K B Badnaam ...
JisDin band ho jayegi humari ankhe
JisDin band ho jayegi humari ankhe usDin kayi aankho me ansu aa jaynge, jo kehte the kitna bolte hoTum wahi humari awaz sunneko taras jaynge...
If u want to "Miss me"
If u want to "Miss me" If u want to "Feel me" So... Close ur Eyes, and keep ur hand on ur Heart, and Then Listen.... Dha...
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi....
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai, Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se, Tumhen Khuda Ne Ha...
Woh mil jatey hain kahani Bankar
Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon mein Kyun nikal jatey hain wo pani...
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Yor voice shall not be silenced
Yor voice shall not be silenced because it ur brings life to my heart, ur wings shall not be broken because their motion removes the cloud o...
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
2008 ka sabse zalil sms Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna... Boy: Fir main Potty kab karung...
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion, But Girraf...
joke sms
Tcher- 'aisa kaun sa kam he jo 5 ladke ek sath kr sakte he,par 5 ladkiya kabi nhi kar sakti? student-sir ek hi Balti me susu
joke sms
Secetary:Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe Boss:Nahi,par tumhe kisne kaha Sec:Wo Aapne cabin se sofa hatwa diya na is liye....
funny sms
Frwd dis msg to 10 people & u ll get Nothing, Its true, its working, Even i didn't get anything. ...
shero - shayri
Pyas Darya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rakhi Hai 1 Badal Se Bhari Aas Lga Rkhi Hi Teri Ankho Ki Kashish Kese Tuje Smjhau In Chirago NeMeri Nind Ura...
funny sms
What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka tme hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhjte hain. Hurrr
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Aajkal wo bhi ishq ke
aajkal wo bhi ishq ke maare nazar ane lage saare bhaware besahaare nazar aane lage wo kya gaye is baag se roshni hi chali gayi chaand ab nah...
Zindgi Itne Dard Deti Hai
Zindgi Itne Dard Deti Hai, Dil Me Fir bhi "UMMEED" Rehti Hai, Dil Kehta Hai Wo Nahin Yaad Karte Honge, Par Wo Yaad Karte Honge ...
Dil me dard abhi taza hai
Kuch aaj waqt ka taqaza hai, Dil me dard abhi taza hai, gir padte hain aansu mere kagaz par, lagta hai kalam mein siyahi kam aur dard zyada ...
Kuch Paya Tha Kuch Khoya tha
Kuch Paya Tha Kuch Khoya Tha, Bas Ye Soch Kar Dil Bahut Roya Tha. Par Aaj Ye Soch Kar Khamosh Hai, Ke Jo Khoya Hai Wo Kya Sachme Kabhi Paya ...
Teri raah-e-guzar shaam ke baad
Toot padti hai nayi roz khabar shaam ke baad... waqt hota hai azabon mein basar shaam ke baad... Meri aankhon se baraste hue daryaon me... ...
Hunar nahi aata hamain
Hunar nahi aata hamain dilon se khelne ka... isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye... Shayad unhen tha meri zindegi se bahut pyar... isiliye m...
Ilzaam unper koi aane na
Ilzaam unper koi aane na denge..... Bewafa bankar unhe jaane na denge...... Khud hi seh lenge sare dard..... per unhe kabhi sir jhukane na d...
If am also lion before merrage....
one day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage....
Did u know what is mean by MAN
Did u know what is mean by MAN M=marvelous A=and N=nice and the word WOMAN mean is W=wanted O=other MAN=man
1st night opened the Ghunghat
Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon warna mai 2000 s...
Happiest man is on whose
Happiest man is on whose, daughter's photograph is on femina cover, son on india today, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing coloumn o...
Itni Khofnaak Mummy Kahan Se Laye
Ek Bacha Ammi Se Pitnay Ke Baad Papa Se, Papa Kabhi Aap Misar (Egypt) Gaye Hain..?? Papa: Nahi Beta !! : Bacha: Phir Itni Khofnaak Mummy Kah...
Friday, 21 August 2009
thought sms
An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote: "I m Not 60 I m 20 with 40 Yrs Of Experience." Think Different Think Positive 2...
funny sms
U R miles away from me, Still iM watching ur every movements by 3 different CHANNELS:- 1.Discovery, 2.National Geography, 3.Animal Planet....
thought sms
God has 4 gift for u a key for every problem a light for every shadow a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every so...
Thursday, 20 August 2009
funny sms
Hi hw r u.. R u free dis Sunday?Can u cum wid us at 9am? Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of ZOO. We got all the animals except u
funny sms / shero-shayri
Unke aneki khabarse ghar hua Effect Cat ka laziz fud b huva Affect Mouses ne mera ghar chora StepbyStep Shayad Wo arhe he lagaka...
thought sms
There Is A Place In The HEART Where THOUGHTS Becomes DREAMS.. and DREAMS Can B Accomplished While U Have BELEIVE In Urself..
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
dosti / freindship sms
Sumtimes v think-why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2 us without speking words D reson is dat,u hv got nothing big 2 say,but still want 2 stay in...
funny sms
Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha "Agar khuda ne chaha 2 manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar 2 maa kasam khda se mila du...
shero - shayri
Kuch Beete Hue Lamho Se Mulakat Hui Kuch Toote Hue Sapno Se Baat Hui Yaad Jo Karne Baithe Un Tmam Yadon Ko To Apki Hi Yado Se Sh...
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
funny sms
If U Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Help U. If U Don't Hve Any Prblms Bnds Tll M, I'll Create Some 4 U After All, dost...
shero - shayri
Zindgi kbhi mushkil to kbhi asan hoti hai Kbhi uff to kbhi wah hoti hai Na bhulna kbhi apni SMILE, Kyunki is se har mushkil aasa...
joke sms
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai. Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta 2 naya q le rhe ho? Mrwd: JO tta tha vo akhri tha
Monday, 17 August 2009
thought sms
Always take extra care of 3 things in your life... 1. Trust 2. Promise 3. Relationships Becoz they don't make a noise wh...
shero - shayri
Chand Alfaz Pyar Bhare Aur Kuch Nhi Shayad YhiThi Unki Chahat Aur Kuch Nhi Jaan Jaynge Wo Bhi Pyar Kya He Bas Ek Meri Jaan Jaygi...
funny sms
1 Solid Bewda Daaru Pe pe k Mar gaya Lekin us ki Dru k Prati Shraddha nhi Mari, Marte Samey- "DAARU 2 THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR ...
Sunday, 16 August 2009
joke sms
Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Ha...
shero - shayri
Ek Baar Kar K Aetbar Likhdo Kitna Hai Mujhse Pyar Likhdo Kat'Ti Nahi Ye Zindgi Ab Tere Bin Kitna aur Karun? Intezar Likhdo.
Saturday, 15 August 2009
thought sms
Follow two things for Lifelong Friendship. 1. Dont tAlk if you are angry.& 2. Dont tAke the word seriously from a friend who is...
thought sms
"Dont shAre ur secrets wit others, bcoz if u cAnt keep ur secrets wit u, dont expect others 2 keep ur secrets wit them. t...
shero - shayri
PyAr ka izhAr hum unse kya kAre chot khAye he hum vaar kya kare sAns bAndh ho gAyi or aAnkhe khuli rahi is se jyada hum unka int...
joke sms
Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai Aap kabhi us say puchhte nahi ? Santa: Haan, puchhta hun, Par woh Mujhe kabhi det...
love sms
I am police officer&u r under arrest bcoz jitne pyare&sweet aap ho utna pyara hona kanuni jurm he,isliye apko dil me umar kaid ki ...
thought sms
AlwAys Listen To Your Elder's Advice...Not BecAuse They R AlwAys RIGHT Bt BcAuse They HAve More Experiences of "Being WRONG...
Friday, 14 August 2009
independence day sms
Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - Zabardast Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Independence Day*
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen ***HAPPY IND...
independence day sms
Some Like Sunday, Some like Monday, But i like One Day And that is Independence Day
independence day sms
kyun marte ho bewfa sanam ke liye do gaz zameen bhi na milegi dafan ke liye marna hai to maro watan ke liye karodon ladkiyan apna duptta bic...
independence day sms
On Independence Day Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS!
independence day sms
31 states 1618 languages6400 castes6 ethnic groups29 festivalS1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE: INDIAN : HAPPY INDEPENDANCEDAY
independence day sms
Never forget the ones who sacrificed everything for the country..Stand up and Salute your nation... Happy Independence Day
shero - shayri
Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Rate Suhani Fir B Hme Aziz Hai Unki Hr Nishani Chahe DilKa Wo Dard Ho Ya Ankho ...
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
joke sms
Ek Girl ki T-Shirt per bani hui billi ko boy ghorney laga G: Kabhi billi nahin dekhi kya B: Dekhi haipar dhod ki RAKHWALI karte 1st tm...
independence day sms
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 15th August. Kindly recharge the validity by Taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, and...
joke sms
Santa watchman ne sher ka pinjra khula chod diya officer-Tumne sher ka pnjra lock nahi kiya? Santa-Kya zarurat hai sir isko kon chori kare...
independence day sms
On Independence Day Here’s wishing our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS! Happy Independence Day
Monday, 10 August 2009
Love Ka Breakfast
" Love Ka Breakfast Ishq Ka Lunch, Piyaar Ka Sallan , Mohabat Ka Salad, Pupi Ki Pepsi, Jhappi Ka Raita, & Dinner With 1 Long French...
Welcome 2 "GOOD-NITE"
Welcome 2 "GOOD-NITE" Restaurant. MENU Cool Pillow, Cool Water Bed, Hot Blanket Discount On Bill: Free Cool Dreams Thank you. Plea...
Good Night SMS
Good Night: . . . . . . . Ab niche kya chadar takiya dhundh rahe ho. .. . Chalo so jao
I wish tum khwab mai..
I wish tum khwab mai.. Kisi weeran haweli mai na ho.. Tmhe sotey mai na lgy k bed pe saanp hai.. Tmhry kaan mai koi keera na jai.. Zra socho...
Sunday, 9 August 2009
independence day sms
aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki tab tak bharat mata ka...
thought sms
Golden Words of Hitler: When u r in light,evrything wil follow u. But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow wil nt follow u.
funny sms
Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h, Balance h,Phone h, Network h, Itna rutba h, Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu 2 msg ki line lag sakti h, Bas 1 aap k...
Saturday, 8 August 2009
shero - shayri
Mere liye uske dil me chahat na thi Kisi khushi me uski Aahat na thi Maine dil uske kadmo me rak dia Par use Zamin pe d...
joke sms
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doctor:full body Xray hoga Xray report- Found fractre in...
shero - shayri
Mere Wajud Me Kash Tu utar Jaye Mai Dekhu Aaina or Tu Nazar Aye Tu Ho Samne Aur Waqt Thehar Jaye Ye Zindgi Tujhe Yuhi D...
joke sms
Pati sasural me biwi se:Aaj sex karte he Biwi:Nhi ye mere baap ka ghar he Pati:To kya mere baap ka ghar kotha h jo roz taiyar ho jati ho
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Funny sms
Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing Wen u call her,its Tele Marketing; Wen she walks 2u,its Brand Recognition; Wen she slaps u,its C...
Joke sms
Teacher:Wat do u call a person who cannot hear SANTA:U can call him anything,bcoz he cannot hear
Marriage IS THAT RELATION
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal, THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal...
I LOVE U Are Words
I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay.....
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
love sms / shero - shayri
Sub Kuch he Mere Pas Per Dil Ki Dawa nahi Door Wo Mujse H Par Me Khafa Nahi Malum H Ab B Chahti H Mujhe Wo thodi Ziddi ...
love sms / shero - shayri
Mana hum halaat se majbur rehte hai fir bhi ap k khayalo me chur rehte hai aankho me rehti he tasvir apki kya hua jo hum apse thoda dur re...
subah se lekar sham tak
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna... Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
Define Fashion Show?
Define Fashion Show? "In Fashion Show, Designer Shows Their Creation On Models, Models Drop Their Dress & Show God's Creation
Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se
Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam S...
USA School Interview
USA School Interview 4 New Admission Tech:Who is ur Dad? His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
love sms / shero - shayri
Wo Nadiyaa Nahi Aansu The Mere, Jinpar Wo Kashti Chalate Rahe, Manzil Mile Unhe Ye Chahat Thi Meri, Isliye Hum Aansu Bahate Rahe...
funny sms / shero-shayri
Pani ko b DAARU bna dete. Tere liye DAARU ke tub bhrwa de. Kambkht pite nahi he hum Wrna tumhare liye "TAJ MAHAL"ko b DANCE BA...
Never blame a day in ur Life
Never blame a day in ur Life Good days give HAPPINESS Bad days give EXPERIENCE Worst days give LESSON& best days give MEMORIES Always be...
Kabhi b zindage may kisi k liay mat
kabe b zindage may kisi k liay mat royien QK woh thumharay aansuon ka qabil nahe hoga our jo aapkay aansuon ka qabil hoga woh aapko kabe b r...
Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer? Student : Ur Daughter. Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
Every sunset gives us
Every sunset gives us, One day less to live! But every sunrise give us, One day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luc...
Ghar may practice karna:
Ghar may practice karna: -Aik angoor lo -Hath may pakro -Ab apnay danton k beech may rakho -Ab aahista se sheeshay may daikho langoor k mou ...
Hasarat hai tujhe saamane baithe
Hasarat hai tujhe saamane baithe kabhi dekhun main tujh se mukhatib hun tera haal bhi puchhun dil meinn hai mulaqat ki khvaahish ki dabi aag...
Monday, 3 August 2009
joke sms
Santa:Mai Thermos laya hu, isme thandi cheez thndi & garam chz grm rehti hai. Biwi: 2 usme apne kya bhara? Santa: 3Cup Coffee n 2Cup P...
thought sms
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. -- Paul Tillich, German theologian.
Sunday, 2 August 2009
joke sms
Bhikari: saab 2Rs de do,plz. Saab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte? Bhikari: abe tere 2Rs K liye kya office...
Agar msg karna chora to
Agar msg karna chora to ))))) ( c �o �:.,-� ))))) ( c �==o �:.,-� ))))) ( c �===o �:.,-� ))))) ( c �=======o �:.,-� Naak aesi ho jaye gi ag...
Meri palkon ke siwa
Meri palkon ke siwa fizaaye sard aur bhi hai, Teri judai ke siwa iss dil ko dard aur bhi hai. Mehfilon mein fhaili hui roshniyon ke zaaro se...
Jo vaada karte hai nibhaate kyun nahin
Jo vaada karte hai nibhaate kyun nahin roz kehte hai milne aayege par aate kyun nahin hum roz apni chaahat ka izhaar kardete hai na jaane vo...
Aati hain yaad aksar
Aati hain yaad aksar rote hain tanhai mein Ek bewafa ko chaha tha humne zindagi mein... *******love kills******
Sath agar tera hamen mil gaya
Sath agar tera hamen mil gaya hota, Parwah jamane ki hum hargiz na karte. Pahle jo jaan jate aanjamien-mohabbat, Khuda ki kasam! Hum phir mo...
Tujhe Mohabbat Sikhane Me Nakam
Tujhe Mohabbat Sikhane Me Nakam Rhe Hum. Jo Chalka Na Paymane Se Wo Jaam Rhe Hum. Na Puch Kya Gujri Mere Dil Pr Aye Sanam. Jb Wafa Nibha Kr ...
Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI"
Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI" Teri "MEHFIL" Me...!!! Kisi Ne "DIL" Bhi Jalaya To "ROSHNI" Na Howi..!!!
Jo teri nazar se utar jaya karte hain!!
Jo teri nazar se utar jaya karte hain!! Woh sitarey aksar toot jaya karte hain!! Kuch log dard ko Bayaan nahi karte!! Bas chup chap bikhar j...
Chahe Kitne Bhi Door Hum Rahen
Chahe Kitne Bhi Door Hum Rahen Par, Dosti Ke Yeh Silsilay Na Kabhi Kam Honge, Tum Tanha Kaha Ho Zara Palat Ke Dekhna, Tumhare Saaye Ki Jagha...
Dost Ka Pyar Kisi Dua Se Kam Nahi Hota
Dost Ka Pyar Kisi Dua Se Kam Nahi Hota, Wo Chahe Door Bhi Ho To Gham Nahi Hota, Pyar Main Aksar Dosti Kam Ho Jaati Hai, Par Dosti Main Pyar ...
Saturday, 1 August 2009
dosti / freindship sms
Pyar k mamle me thode kache He Magr dosti k mamle me bahut sache He Hamari sachai bas isi bat Pr qayam He ki hamare dost Humse v jyada ach...
dosti / freindship sms
Rajeev: Kuch Kehte He dosti Pyar Hai, Kuch Kehte He dosti Jindgi Hai Par Hum Kehte Hai dosti sirf Tum Ho Tumse Badhkar Na Pyar H...
love sms / shero - shayri
Kab unki palkose izhar hoga,Dil k kone me hamare liye pyar hoga,Guzar gayi raat unki yad me,Ye sochkar ki subah to unko v hamara intezr ho...
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