joke sms

1 Murga 1 Murgi k peeche bhag raha tha. Achanak Murgi car k neeche aa gayi aur mar gayi Murga: Saali ne jaan dedi magar GARIB k kam na...

22:30

joke sms

Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha 2 bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check kar...

22:29

thought sms

EveryBody SayS,MISTAKE is d 1st Step of Succes D FAct is "CORRECTION of mistAke is 1st step of SuCcess"-Lyf iS A GAme,Play i...

07:57

dosti / freindship sms

Dosti pyaaz ki tarha hoti hai... Jiska har parda dusre ke sath mohabbat se juda hota hai.. Isko katoge to sirf aansu niklenge....

20:37

shero - shayri

 Hum Kisi Ke To Koi Hamara Nahi, Dil Ko Behlane Ka Nazara Koi Nhi, Jiski Aarzu Ne Luta Tha Kabhi Hume, Humko Afsos Hai Wo Aaj me...

20:36

shero - shayri

Apko dekhne ki hasrat si ho gai he,isKadar milne ki chahat si ho gai he,chahe apka sms aye ya na aye,Mobile utha Kar Dekhne Ki Aadat si Ho...

20:34

joke sms

Santa 2 Banta-- oye agar neend na aaey 2 kia ka jaey? BANTA:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye. 

21:40

dosti sms / shero-shayri

Dil ko kharidne wale hazar mil jayenge duniya me daga dene wale baar-2 mil jyenge milega na apko hm jaisa koi milne ko t...

21:40

Accept me as ur dearest behna

You are so cute, darling and adorable.. Can’t help forming a relationship with you… Please Accept me As your Dearest and Sweetest Behna Happ...

03:56

Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer

Usaka Husn gaya kaleja cheer Nayano Se barbas Chhuta ek teer vo Muskrai, Nazdeeq aai Boli, Rakhi Bandhwale mere veer.

03:54

vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati thi Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi ...

03:52

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do, Bah...

03:51

Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya…always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

03:49

the most wonderful sisters of this world

This msg is for the most wonderful sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti. Thank u didi for always being there on my side and for helping m...

03:49

Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.

Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He

03:10

Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se

Na Papa K Maar Se, Na Dosto K Fatkar Se, Na Ladki K Inkar Se, Na Chapalo K Bochar Se, Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge Sirf "RAKHI" K ...

03:09

Resham Ki Dori Se Snsar Bandha Hai

Behna Ne Bhaai Ki Kalaai Se Pyaar Bandha Ha PyaR Ke Do Taar Se, Snsar Bandha Hai Resham Ki Dori Se -2 Resham Ki Dori Se Snsar Bandha Hai ...

03:07

dosti sms / shero-shayri

Peete Nahi hai Fir b, Aapki Dosti m Dub Jane Lage, Aap Hi Sochiye Kitne Pyare Ho Aap, Jo Khuda Ko Chod K Hum Aapki Kasme Khane L...

22:07

shero - shayri

Na jane q apno ne muh mod liya Kis tarah phir hmse rishta tod liya Yaad nhi aata kb dil dukha diya apka Jo dhere dhere ab yaad k...

22:06

funny sms

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d ...

22:04

funny sms

Whiskey Water=injuriou s 2health > Brandy Water=injurious 2hlth > Rum Water=injurious 2 health > Gin Water=Injurious 2hlth > S...

20:59

joke sms

Santa 2 banta "oye tu hr sms mujhe 2baar Q bejhta hai"  bnta wo is liye,k agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho 2 2sra 2 tere paas rehna ch...

20:56

joke sms

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du.  2sra: dekhne me kesi h? 1dost: achi hai 2sr:  2 fir mera number ...

23:49

shero - shayri

Palbhar Ki Bhi Tanhai Tuze Nasib Na Ho Koi B Gum Kbhi Tere Karib Na Ho Rab Teri Zindgi Me Itni Khusiya De Ki Tuzse Badke Koi Khu...

23:49

funny sms / shero-shayri

Muskarte Rahe Aap 1000 K Bichme Jaise 1Fool Ho 1000 K Bichme Zindgi K Khusiya Ho Sare Aap K Nasib Me Jaise Aasma K Chand Ho Taron k bichme ...

21:56

dosti sms / shero-shayri

YE DOSTI CHIRAG HAI JALAYE RAKHNA, YE DOSTI KHUSHBOO HAI MEHKAYE RAKHNA, HUM RAHE APKE DIL ME HAMESHA, BAS ITNI JAGAH B...

22:34

shero - shayri

Mere Khwab Mere Sapne Mere Tak Hai Mere Bad Inhe Yad Karega Kaun Meri Chahat Ban Gayi Hai Afsana Meri Mohabbat Ko Yad K...

22:32

ruk gayi hai raftaar jindagi ki

Uske saath se humne har khushi mehsoos ki, Khush hokar har gam har mushkil door ki, Uske jaane se ruk gayi hai raftaar jindagi ki, Ye...

01:19

Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye

Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye, Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aaye, Kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hasi, Naya din aisa mehaman ban ke a...

01:16

Zeher woh mujhe pilake gaye

Jinki najar taraste the meri ek didar ke liye, Aaj woh najar churake jane lage main dekhti reh gayi, Jinki dil dharak ti thi meri na...

01:15

funny sms

Dosto aaj k baad plz mujhe cal ya $m$ mat karna.. Doctor ne mujhe $weet chizo se dur rehne ko kaha h...

22:14

joke sms

santa: MELODY & MALA-D mein kya fark hota hai? banta: choti bacchi masti karti hai to MELODY khati hai, badi bacchi masti karti hai to...

22:11

shero - shayri

Mere Khwab Mere Sapne Mere Tak Hai Mere Bad Inhe Yad Karega Kaun Meri Chahat Ban Gayi Hai Afsana Meri Mohabbat Ko Yad K...

22:10

dosti sms / shero-shayri

Bhale Wafa Ka Sila Na Dena, Magar Mujhe Yu Bhula Na Dena, Zara Sambhal K Rakhna Mere Dost Mujh Ko, Mai Kaanch Hoon Mujhe Gira Na...

22:06

shero - shayri

Ab Aansuo Ko Ankho Me Sajaana Hoga Chirag Bujh Gaye Hai Khud Ko Jalaana Hoga Wade Tod K Muskrate He Ap Dekhna Ek Din Aa...

21:32

love sms / shero - shayri

Pyaar Jise Kahte Hai Wo Jadu Ka Khilona Hai Mil Jaye To Mitti Aur Kho Jaye To Sona Hai

21:31

funny sms

Do u remeber ur chldhood? Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd, "Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?" & D shpkpr rp...

21:18

shero - shayri

Ulji Hui Zaat Ko Pane Ki Zid N Kro Jo NaHo Apna Use Apnane Ki Zid N Kro Is Samundr Me Tufan Bahut Ate Hai Is K Sahil Pe Ghar Ban...

21:16

thought sms

Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.

21:39

shero - shayri

Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko zamane ki Kabr se nikle hue dono hath kehte hain Arzu reh gayi use ...

21:37

Aye khuda aaj yeh faisala karde,

Aye khuda aaj yeh faisala karde, Usse mera ya mujhe uska karde. Bahut dukh sahe he maine, Koi khusi ab toh muqadar karde. Bahot mushkil lagt...

02:22

Tere bina yeh dil bahut udas hai

Tere bina yeh dil bahut udas hai, Tujhse milne ki lagti aas hai, Baki sab baatain toh bekar hai, Teri har baat mare liye khas hai.

02:22

Joke over ur troubles

Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overco...

02:21

Wrap a rainbow of Joy

Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart, Let the sun paint a smile on ur face, Remove all clouds of doubt & fear And receive god’s gift of lif...

02:20

Yau Can Do IT

God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, Take it as a compliment-god thinks u...

02:18

shero - shayri

Nafrato Se Bhari Is Duniya Me Koi Hai, Jo Hamari Khushiyo Ki Fikr Karta Hai Khuda Unki Har Tamnna Puri Kare Jo Duaon Me Bhi Hama...

21:53

shero - shayri

Kya Mitayenge Hame Mitane Wale Raah Bhatke Yahan Raah Dikhane Wale Auro Ka Ghar Jalane Gaye The Wo Aashiyan Apna Jala B...

21:50

love sms / shero - shayri

Khushi aur Gum Ka Rishta He TujSe Phir B Dil Lagane Se Dar Lagta Hai Meri Ankho Se Ansu Nikal Jaye,Gum Nahi Par Tere Udaas Hone ...

20:31

shero - shayri

Rote Rote Aaj Ye Din Nikal Gaya Hanste Hanste Mausam Yu Badal Gaya Sawan Aaye The Khushiyo Ke Par Unki Rah Dekhte Dekht...

20:30

funny sms

1Bus ke Piche Likha tha, "Agar Khuda ne chaha to Manjil tak Pahuncha Dunga, "Agar chuki Nazar to khudase Milwa Dunga...

22:39

joke sms

T'cher:If ur dad has Rs10and u ask him for Rs5,how much wud ur dad still have?  student:Rs10. T'cher:YouDont know maths. student:You...

22:37

joke sms

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand 2 stop. Santa shouted:Oye R u Mad?V r already 3, don't h...

05:14

shero - shayri

Kai Baar Jante Hue B Dil Toda Uska Shayad Ab Wo Faisla Kr Le Juda Hone Ka Pr Hr Baar Wo Paas Aate Gaye Meri Galtiyo Ko Apna Bana...

05:13

thought sms

Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.

22:50

good morning / thought sms

"Showing the feeling outside is not the real feeling But Real feeling is the feeling which we keep inside in our Heart". ...

21:09

joke sms

1 american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam! 

21:04

shero - shayri

Nasha Ajib Sa Ha Hua Hai Aaj Phir, Wo Meri Rooh Me Utre He Aaj Phir, Dur Bahut Mujse Rehte He Wo Mgar, Mere Kareeb Se Wo Guzre H...

21:27

shero - shayri

Aata Nhi Mujko Tufan Se Dar Jana Ye Kaam Tumhara He Krke Guzr Jana Tum Chdhti Hui Jwani Ka Anjam Kya Jano Hum Dekh k Bethe He Dr...

21:25

Har Jagah Tum Ho

Mere sanso mein tum ho, Mere yadoon mein tum ho, Mere dil mein bhi tum ho aur sapno mei bhi tum ho, Bas itna batado, Kya tum BHOOT ho!

00:04

Fanaa style

Girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style Tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye Mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye! ...

00:03

Main tumhare liye marta

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta, Magar mujhe kaam tha, Main tumhare liye doob ke marta, Magar mujhe zukham tha!

00:00

Pyar ko mat chhupao

Pyar ko mat chhupao, Ussey zaroorat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, Unhe zaroorat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, Tu...

00:00

love sms / shero - shayri

Zikar Jab bhi Aap Apno ka kia karo Naam Humara bhi unme Liya karo Tarif Nahi to Burai Hi Sahi Par Apne Alfazo me Jagah Hume ...

10:06

joke sms

A beautiful girl was passing by.. Santa : Kya maal hai yaar Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai ?

10:00

joke sms

Mummy: jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me ye saari toffies dungi.  Sonu: tab 2 ye sri toffee papa ko hi milengi 

20:39

love sms / shero - shayri

Har Ek Rup Me Sajne Lge Ho Baharo Ki Ritu Me Nikhrne Lge Ho Bichadne Ka Ab Na Krna Irada Qki Ab To Tum Apne Apne Se Lgn...

20:37

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai, Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai, Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera, Har saal...

22:20

shero - shayri

Mohabat ka yaron sila kuchh nhi ek gum ke siva humko mila kuch nhi, Sare arman jalkar khak ho gaye, log fir bhi kahate ...

20:48

love sms / dosti sms

softly d leaves of memories wil fal, i'll pick dem up & gather dem all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is thrugh i...

20:46

thought sms

"A person who laughs more and make others laugh would be having a thunder storm sadness beneath his heart" - Charlie Chaplin...

20:34

love sms

if i reachd 4 ur hand, 'll u hold it? If i hold my arms,'ll u hug me? If i go 4 ur lips,'ll u ki$s me? If i capture ...

20:34

love sms / shero-shayri sms

Pyar ka izhar hum unse kya kare chot khaye he hum vaar kya kare sans bandh ho gayi or aankhe khuli rahi is se jyada hum unka int...

20:32

love sms / Thought sms

"How many times u have failed in L0VE is not a problem. But, Once u succeed in it, then only u wil realize . . . . HOW SWEET THE FAILUR...

21:18

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Wo Paas Aate To Hum Baat Kar Lete, W Sath Rehte To Pyar Kar Lete, Kya MaJburi Rahi Jo Wo ChaLe Gaye, WaJah To Batate Hum intzar Kar Le...

21:16

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko, Mere $anam tumne dhadkana sikha diya Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko, Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya....

20:51

shero-shayri

"Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai, Har dil mein chupa ek eh$aas hai, Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi ki humne, Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch...

20:49

shero-shayri

"Har Kisi Ko Pyr Mile To Kaisa Ho Har Dil Me Pyr Ho To Kaisa Ho Barso Se Pyar Ki Misal Deta Hai TajMahal Har Gali Me Tajmahal Ho To Ka...

22:12

shero-shayri

"Ek dil mere dil ko zakm de gaya Zindagi bhar na milne ki kasam de gaya lakh phoolo me se chuna tha ek phool jo kato se bhi gehri chuba...

22:11

shero-shayri

"Aisa Nahi Ki Apki Yaad Aati Nahi, Khata Sirf Itni Ki Hum Batate Nahi, Dosti Apki AnmoL Hai Hmare Liye, Samjte Ho Aap Isliye Hum Jatate...

20:46

thought sms

"Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right no one remembers but When u r wrong no one forgets. Th...

20:45

shero-shayri

"Mtlabi Ho Rhe He Apne B Yaha Par, Kya Krenge Kisi Ka Sahara Lekar, Tamasha Dekh Rhe He Jo Mere Dubne Ka, Meri Tlash Me Niklege Whi Kas...

21:45

joke sms

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Sl Se..! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat he Tumse Aaj Tak Jlbi Sidhi Nai Bani..!

21:41

shero-shayri

"Jiski ulfat ki shama se hai mera dil roshan Meri Chahat k wo B Dip jalati Hogi Gam-e-firaq mera hi muqdr he ya fir Meri judai use B ru...

20:57

good Night sms \ thought sms

"LIFE Is Not A REHEARSAL Each Day Is A New Show, No Repeat, No Rewind So Give UR Best Shot In All UR Worthy Acts As The Show Goes On ...

20:56