"by d end of 2009 u'l hv taaza tareen GFs jo Mayawati jesi sunder Jaylalita jesi slim Mamta jesi shant aur Pratibha Patil jesi jawa...

20:14

joke sms

"Banta=Ye roz tu Kise baat karta he Santa=Priyanka Chopra se Banta=Ky sachi,Kya bola usne Santa=Kamine agli br Call kiya to Police me d...

20:12

shero-shayri / funny sms

"Likhe jo khat tujhe, Wo teri yaad me, Sare khat Papa ne padh liye. Savera jab hua to joote itne pade, Wo fashion wale baal hawa me ud ...

22:34

shero-shayri

"Sapne to fir bhi sapne hote hain, Apne to fir bhi apne hote hain Tum chaho to sapno ko apna bana lena, Magar kabhi apno ko sapna na ba...

22:32

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Pariyo Si Masumiyat Teri, Sukhe Hontho Per Dua Le Aayi Jab Jab Dil Dhadka Saans Chali, Mujhe Yaad Teri Ho Aayi

21:13

funny sms

$hortest Love story: Long ago ur classmate proposed u. u said ""sorry nt intrstd"" $o ur classmate Lived happily ever af...

21:08

funny sms

"Height of Confidence:- A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.. ""Abe Marne K Liye Me...

21:06

shero-shayri

Khamosh Palko Se Jab Ansu Aate He Ap Kya Jano Ap Hume Kitna Yad Aate He Aaj B Us Mod Pe Khade He Jaha Ap Ne Kaha Tha Tum Ruko Hm Abi Ate He....

21:05

thought sms

"Ancient Democracy - For the people By the people Of the people Modern Democracy - Far the people Buy the people Off the people"

20:56

thought sms

"Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. -- Dag Hammarskjold"

20:55

thought sms

"D most critical moment in Lyf: Whn sum1 vry $pecial hurts u so deeply causes Tears in ur Eyes & asks What hpnd ? & u Just repl...

21:14

thought sms

"Don't misunderstand d person who $hows anger on u.. bcoz anger is d most easiest & childish way 2 express d deep Love & fr...

21:13

shero-shayri

"Mat Puch Kyu Paon Me Raftaar Nahi Hai, Ye Kaarwa Manzil Ka Talabgaar Nahi Hai. Dosti Ki Duhayi Na De E-Dost Ye Dil Dard Ka Khareedar N...

20:48

thought sms

Thousands of language around this World, But $mile can beat them all. Because $MILE is the language even a Baby can speak. so keepcsmiling.

20:47

good morning sms \ thought sms

In life wen u get troubles, don't get nervous. Just close ur eyes & follow ur Heart. Bcoz Heart may b in left.. But It is always Rig...

21:26

joke sms

"Buddha Principal se: Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon? Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai....

21:25

funny sms

"Ek Jamana tha jab subha-2 ""Kukruku"" karke ""MURGE"" hume jagate the aur ek aaj kal ka jamana...

20:43

love sms / dosti sms

"Everything in this World costs $umthing n so is my msg,4m 2dAy i hv decided 2 chArge 4 my msg nd d price is 1Cute smile Keep smiling...

20:38

love sms / dosti sms

U knw how much i miss u ? JitnA Desert me WAter Jitne Zameen Pe $tArs Aur Jitne Sky pe Trees.. Believe me..!

21:19

shero-shayri

"Surat Uski Khayalo Se Kyu Nhi Jati Nind Hai Ankho M Magar Kyu Nhi Ati Wo sath Thi To Mout Ka Khouf Tha Mujko Ab Me Tnha Hu To Mout Kyu...

21:17

funny sms

Jiska Dil Tuta Hai Uska General Knowldge Weak Q Ho Jata Hai? . . . . . . . Bcoz Jab Dil Hi Tut Gaya,To 'GK' Kya Kare?

21:55

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Bahar-E-Ishq Me Doob K Dekh Kabhi Jaam-E-Mohabbat Pi K Dekh Kabhi Har Taraf Tera Hi Aks Nazar Ayega Meri Aankhon Me Pyar Se Dekh Kabhi...

21:54

thought sms

"Zindgi Zakhmo Se Bhari Hai Waqt Ko Marham Banana Seekh Lo Harna To Maut K Samne Hai Filhaal Zindgi Se Jeetna Seekh Lo.

01:36

joke sms

"Gullu to God if U don't mind, plz give me 1 bag full of MONEY, a JOB & 1 BIG vehicle full of girls. God: TATHASTU Today Gullu ...

01:35

funny sms

"Boy 2 Girlfrnd- Kal Teri Yaad Main Itna Doob Gaya, Kal Teri Yaad Main Itna Doob Gaya, Main Potty Karne Baitha Tha To Pent Kholna Bhool...

01:31

Love sms

"I searchd thrugh books & leafed through cards, For words dat would convey, wat i had in my Heart. But whn i $at 2 write, All i can...

21:23

thought sms

"Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. -- Chinese proverb"

21:21

shero-shayri

"Har Taraf Kaise Bechaini Si Chhai Hai, Kyu Na Khwabo Ko Unka Tarana Mila, Nikle The Jab Akele Tumhe Dhundhne, Kyu Na Raho Ko Meri Ujal...

20:54

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Kisiki ankho me hame mil gayi fanaah, Chahe samjo dillagi ya gunaah, Bhale hi koi hame diwana karde, Hum tho hogaye kisiki pyar me fan...

20:52

funny sms

"Namaskar ! Aaj ka tapman 48 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai, Kripya apna Dimag Barf k paas rakhe, Kyo ki Bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta h...

22:16

joke sms

"Ancient Democracy, For the people By the people Of the people Modern Democracy, Far the people Buy the people Off the people"

22:16

good morning sms \ thought sms

"Hardest moment is not that when u lose something and tears come out of your eyes, but its the one when you lose something and still yo...

20:52

thought sms

"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."

20:51

shero-shayri

"Tadpa Sakoge Jab Tak Chalegi Sanse Hmari Jb Mehfil Hogi To Mehsus Krogi Kmi Hmari Kya Dhundogi Ret Me Samandr Ko Jab N Rahegi Pyar Ki ...

21:53

thought sms

"Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive."

21:53

love sms / shero-shayri sms

"Ajnabi bankar wo aaya tha, aisa laga ki wo mera saya tha log kahate rahe ki kitni roshni hai ghar me, Par usne to dil me hi diya jalay...

21:20

dosti / friendship sms /funny sms

"Hamari dosti tab khatm hogi jab 1 Goonga 1 Behre ko fone kar k bataega ki 1 Andhe ne dekha ki 1 Langda bhag rha tha Ganje k piche us k...

21:19

thought sms

"If a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is over, If it falls on a lotus leaf, it shines like a pearl. Drop is same; Company ma...

21:09

joke sms

"Santa: Dr.saab, I'm suffering from loose motion. Doctor: Kitni patli aati hai? Santa: Dr. aab, samaj lo ki aap us se garaare kar s...

21:09

love sms

"Jinda hai shahjahan ki chahat abtak. Gawah hi mumtaz ki ulfat abtk. Jaake dekho taj-mahal ko ae dost pathar se tapakti hi Mohabbat abt...

21:01

funny sms

"Thought of the Day ""Kaam ko kabhi kal par na Taalo . . . . . . Wo Parso bhi ho sakta hai""

21:01

joke sms

"Sir-Tum Kal school Q nahi aaye? Raj-sir mujhe bird flu ho gya tha. Sir-bird flu to murgiyo ko hota h? Raj-sir aap rozana murga jo bana...

20:54

funny sms

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

20:53

shero-shayri

"Chand Chup Gaya Mujhe Raat Saunp Ke Ankhon Ko Intezar K Lamhe Saunp Ke 1 Shakhs Tha Jo Mujh Se Bichad Gaya Aakhon Ko Mausam-e-Barsaat ...

21:18

good morning sms \ thought sms

"Success does not depend on making important decisions quick, it depends on your quick action on important decisions.. gm"

21:17