New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship. It's the time to thank God for wonderful friends, and to bring to th...
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
Saturday, 26 December 2009
Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ek SMS ROZ, Keep the friend close, Ek din me pach, Dosti pe na aye aach, Ek din me dus, meli Dosti ka rus, Ek din me bees, Yaar tung mat kar...
Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega
Boy: JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana Girl: Shameem Ko To Zaroor Bataungi kamini zaleel Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tuj...
Life is not just,
Life is not just, 'Waiting for Someone Who is Made for You.. !' But, Life is, 'Living for Someone Who Lives Because of You!
Friends r those who never believe in
Friend means no asking , Friend means no reasoning, Friend means just believing, & Friends r those who never believe in the last 3 alpha...
What is a kiss?
What is a kiss? In view of Geometry: kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!.. Economics: kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always ...
You Should Change Your Nappy...!
If You Want To Live Happy Then You Should Change Your Nappy...! "A Public Service Message By Pampers"
Friday, 25 December 2009
thought sms
"Opinion Are like hAnd wAtches" Every1's WAtch show Different time 4m others..AtleAst in Seconds. !! Bt Every1 believe...
happy new year sms
May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements
thought sms
Life is All About how & whAt u think ? While on person is stuck Thinking "CAN I" d other is progressing becAuse he thi...
jOKE SMS
Nurse gave d new born baby 2 Pandit Pandit screamed, its a boy its a boy. Nurse:idiot its a girl,u r holding my finger
jOKE SMS
Tez Hawa ka jhoka Aya, sath Me Teri Khusbu laya, tab Mere Dil Me khayal Aya Ganda Bacha kitne Dino Se Nahi Nahaya !.!.!
Thursday, 24 December 2009
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
thought sms
Life is a "XXX" yesterday is a Xperience,Today is a,Xperiment Tomorrow is a,Xpectation So Use ur Xperience In ur Xperiment 2 A...
jOKE SMS
Teacher:Give me example of all 3 tenses. Student:-Madam, I saw ur daughter yesterday, I am Luvng her today,I'll run away wid hr tomorr...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
shero - shayri
Hakikat me jina jb AADAT bn jati h, Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati h, Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie, or kisi ki ZINDGI intj...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this ...
thought sms / funny sms
When it is hard for u to hide ur tears.. Then never mind.. start choppin an onion.. let d heart Cry.. u just Smile n blame d...
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for...
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Conductor:Maam Bachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai? Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal Aur 3 Saal. Conductor:maam Umr Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP 2 Thek se dalo!!
jOKE SMS
Painter: Main Madam Ki Aisi Tasveer Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi. Santa: Agar Iski Tasveer Bhi Bolne Lagegi To Jeena Mushkil Ho Jayega.
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have...
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:- bhut insan ko darane k liye... Machar insan ko satane k liye... & husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
Recent sex survey report :
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say ...
LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.' STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
Happy and Prosperous New Year
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness… Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year
Disturbed you Troubled
Disturbed you Troubled you Irritated you Bugged you Today I just want to tell you I plan to continue it in NEXT YEAR
Explore new opportunities and Make a new beginning.
New Year is here! Fill your heart with new hopes, explore new opportunities and Make a new beginning. Celebrate the beautiful new year..
All your dreams turn into reality
May this New Year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements
Sardar givs dictation test
Sardar givs dictation test 4 students, last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardar-ok i'll write on the board.,..
Monday, 21 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Q Diya? Tujhe Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta.? Murgi-Dar Ki Wajh Se 1 Anda Diya hai Warn...
jOKE SMS
Teacher: Tumhe Tumhare Papa Se kitni Pocket Money Milti He? Student: Muje Kya Milega?? Vo 2 Khud Mummy Se Paisa Lete He!!
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Sunday, 20 December 2009
jOKE SMS
Santa: Kya Tum Hamesha Isi Tarah Haklate Ho? Banta: Nahi Ya..R..R..R.. Mai K..K...Keval B..B..B..Bolte Wakt Hi H..H..H..H...Haklata Hu. ...
chRISTMAS /X-mas / love SMS
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you fo...
Saturday, 19 December 2009
jOKE SMS
1 Aurat Jotish Ke Paas Jakar Hath Dikati hai. Jotish: Aap 3 Mahino Me Vidhva ho Jaogi Aurat: Ye 2 mujhe Bhi Pata hai Ye Batao "PAKDI ...
funny sms
Who is True IndiAn ? Rajiv GAndhi ! Bcz he is d only LeAder who followed d rule "All IndiAns are my brother & sister...
chRISTMAS /X-mas SMS
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and l...
Friday, 18 December 2009
love sms
Wen Life is gAme I wish u AlwAys Win Wen Life is Journey I wish u AlwAys wAlk on roses Wen Lyf is Fun I wish EverGreen Smile on ur f...
dosti /freindship sms / love sms
Dn't walk infront ofMe, Im Nt UrFollowr. Dn't walk inback2me, Im nt urLeadr come letsWalk togethr, IamUR F...
funny sms
American:Our dog finds BOMBS... Japanese: Our fish play FOOTBAL Indian:Yeh 2 kuch bhi nahi,hamare yaha 2 Gadhe bhi msg Padh lete he..! ;)
Thursday, 17 December 2009
shero - shayri
Palke bheeg jati hai tanhai me darte hai koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hai tej barish me chalna Rote hue ko koi pe
joKE SMS
santa: y R U crying? Banta: The elephant is dead. santa: Was he Ur pet? Banta: No, but I'm the 1 who must dig his grave.
jOKE SMS
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai? Banta: Shatpratishat. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai, Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai.
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
shero - shayri
Log kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqeeqat to ye hai ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti hai
dosti /freindship sms
our frndship is lik a flying kite. u r d color paper of d kite. People see & appriciate u. i m d thread, invisible 2 people ...
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Monday, 14 December 2009
Namskar-ye hamari 'surya uday'sms sewa hai,
Namskar-ye hamari 'surya uday'sms sewa hai, isme hum soe hue logo ko bewaqt jagate hai aur baad me good morning keh ke khud so jate ...
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Raat ne chadar samet li hai, Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai, chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko... jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai...
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana Dil ka,
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana Dil ka, Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye. Is ummid me karte hain intezaar raat ka, ki shayad sapne me mulakat ...
X'cuse me,Agar aap abhi soye nahin
X'cuse me,Agar aap abhi soye nahin ho aur msg padh rahe ho to 'GOOD NIGHT'. Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padhoge to fir...
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain,
Fiza bankar apke kareeb aye hain, 1 pyari subah apke liye laye hain, naye ummedo k sath jeewan ki nai suruat kijiye hazaro duvaye apne sung ...
Subah ki kiran boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai,
Subah ki kiran boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai, maine kaha ruk pehle SMS to kar lu us Dost ko jo mujhe Subah se bhi Pyara hai...
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai ...
Tanha Dil majboor na hota,
Deepak mein agar noor na hota, Tanha Dil majboor na hota, Hum aapko Good Morning kahne jaror aate, agar aapka ghar itna door na hota. Good M...
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho
Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho... G...
Pyari si morning mein
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,
Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai, Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana.. Par har Dil mein ek mum...
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai, Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai, Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain,
Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain, Bina sms ke dil bor sa ho raha hain, kahin ye to nahin kee ek pyara sa dost GOOD NIGHT kiye bina so raha hai...
Ek Pyara sa SMS aapke naam.
Na Puja, Na Snan, Na Mandir, Na Bhagwan, Subah hote hi hamara pehla kaam..... Ek Pyara sa SMS aapke naam. Good Morning yaar!
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte, Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte, aap bhale hame bhula k so jao..... hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bi...
You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA ! Atleast Good Morning t...
jOKE SMS
Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye? Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo... Mn: Kya Iss Se Umr Lmbi Ho Jayegi? Dctr: Nahi, Yh Shoq Khatam Ho Jayega ...
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun, Tujhse apni jaan mangta hun..... Tu so jayegi mobile off karke, Isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun...
Ek KABUTAR itna uda.....
Ek KABUTAR itna uda..... itna uda..... itna uda,..... bahut uda..... bahut upar gaya..... itna uda..... Itna uda..... BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA,...
aankh ki batti bhuja..
Abe hawa k jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja.. light ka meeter band kar.. aur ankhon k parde jhuka.. chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
Chal aab soja... Good Night!
Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHUT aaye. Chal aab soja....
Sunday, 13 December 2009
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Dur hone se dosti me duriya nai hoti bat n hone se yadein kamjor nai hoti jo kisi k dur jane se toot jaye itni kamjor ye dosti ki dor nahi...
jOKE SMS
Teachr-Apna character sudarna hai 2 sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Pappu-Isse mera chrctr 2 sudar jaega par mere baap ka bigard jaega.
joKE SMS
Lawyer:I want Appeal my clients case on basis of newly discovered evidence Judge:wts taht? Lwr:I dscvrd tht,client still has Rs. 500 left.....
Saturday, 12 December 2009
Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga Ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen Jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi a...
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.
Mohabbat or mout dono hi Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai, Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta. Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri...
Tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho
Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me naam lete ho Keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho. Pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni dhadkano pe kaab...
Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe
Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho baithe Kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe. Pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai Aaj khud krke hu...
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga, Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein, Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein, Umar kat j...
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye Darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye Lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse Kahin aap hume bhool na jaye
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, Kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai, Lagta hai dil ka ek t...
Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Kismat par aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai, Kuch majburian hain mere dost, Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain, Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai, Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai, Unko kya pata hum unse ...
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, Humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain Tum kyon chale aate ho.
Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga, Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe, Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.
Itna zor taleem pr daite to exam me A1 grade lete
College ka 1 student university k toilet me gia, Jb andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha, Likha tha: itna zor taleem pr daite to e...
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, Apne dost ko kya uphar du, Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate, Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Mun Meetha krna hoto mere pass ao
Mun Meetha krna hoto mere pass ao mai tumhen k k ki kis kiss kiss kissh Mish Khilaoun
jise pyar krtey ho ussey Na Pa Sako to
Agr tum jise pyar krtey ho ussey Na pa sako to .. .. Us ka number mujhe de do kia pata mere sath set ho jaye.
Class ki hr larki ik phool hai,
Class ki hr larki ik phool hai, Usse chahna ik bhool hai, Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment k chances full hai.
life mein 1 aisi larki aaye gi jo
1 din life mein 1 aisi larki aaye gi jo ap ko bohat ziada pyar karegi ap ko pyar se chahe gi R ap ko dher saray kiss karegi R kahee gi... I ...
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Ma...
This world is an illusion,
This world is an illusion, relations are an illusion, love is an illusion, even life is an illusion, only death is a reality.
Is dil ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Is dil ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigaah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rehti hai. Tere bina kisi cheez ki kami to nahin, Phir bhi tere bina zi...
jab koi dil toot jata hai
jab koi dil toot jata hai to wo jism reh jaata hai, rooh nikal jaati hai, Jis tarha murjhane ke baad phool to reh jaata hai, par uski khushb...
Mili hai saza mujhe unse dil lagane ki,
Mili hai saza mujhe unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zamane ki, Kabr se nikle hue dono hath kehte hain, Aarzoo reh gayi unk...
yaad aata hai uska pyar bhara andaaz...
dafna diye hai apne dil me na jane uske kitne raaz hawaoon me fir b gunjti hai uski vo mithi c aawaz rulate hai aaj b uske saath bitaye hue ...
Ghum-e-judai se ab darr lagne laga hai
ghum-e-judai se ab darr lagne laga hai na jane tere dil me ab mere liye kitni jaga hai jab paas thi tum to zindagi ka ehsas hota tha aaj duu...
Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, Koi mil gaya to koi bichhad gaya hai, Jinhe manga ta duwaon mein maine, Woh kisi ko bin mange hi mil gaya ...
Never wound hearts that love you,
Never wound hearts that love you, Never give them the endless pain, Because wounded hearts, Are like roses that never bloom.
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
What is boy???
What is boy??? An idle lad, Who is always fed, Jealous on anybody who is ahead, Never trust the fool, A stupid big bull, To help anyone he n...
What is a BEAUTIFUL Girl???
What is a BEAUTIFUL Girl??? An innocent dove, A pillar of beauty, A temple of love, A faithful companion, A friend in distress, The richest ...
Hum use bhula kar bhi nahi ji sake,
Hum use bhula kar bhi nahi ji sake, Hum use yaad karke bhi nahi ji sake, Mar jaate kabke unke bina, Par unki baaho ke bina mar bhi na sake.
What is a BEAUTIFUL woman??? - Subtraction of Money, + Addition of Problems, * Multiplication of Enemies, / Division of Friends.
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree...
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
cheat and love but don’t love and cheat,
cheat and love but don’t love and cheat, think and love but don’t love and think, break the heart and love but don’t love and break the hear...
Aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki
Aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki; kareeb aana bhi nahi chahte tamana nahi hai tumhe paane ki magar khona bhi nahi chaahte!!!
Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota,
Tumhe bhoolna itna aasan hota, To tumhe kabhi yaad hi nahi karta, Tumhe khona itna aasan hota, To tum se kabhi pyaar hi na karta !!
Dekhe hain yoon to tumne kai dushmani ke zakhm,
Dekhe hain yoon to tumne kai dushmani ke zakhm, Aao dikhaoon aaj tumhe dosti ke zakhm, Aye dil na ho sakega tum se ilaj-e-gham, Naa-soor ban...
Words begins with... A B C
Words begins with... A B C Numbers begins with.. 1 2 3 Music begin with... sa re ga but friendship begins with HUM TUM !!!
Muskurake hum apna dard chhipate hain,
Muskurake hum apna dard chhipate hain, Hum wade-e-wafayee ta-umr nibhate hain, Par aaj hum pe na hai kisi apne ko aitbaar, Aaj humein sab be...
Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai
Gham Ke Bina Zindagi Adhoori Hai Ae Musafir Phir Bhee Tera Jeena Zarori Hai Mat Ho Apni Zindigai Se Khafa Kyon Ki Teri Zindagi Ke Bina Ek Ao...
Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai
Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai Ke Jis Se Pyaar Kartay Hon Jisay Dunya Samajhtay Hon Wohi Anjaan Betha Ho Nahi Jazbay Samajhta Ho
Milne Ka Wada Kar Gayi Thi
Milne Ka Wada Kar Gayi Thi Wapas Laut Aaungi Ye Kehkar Gayi Thi Aai Hai Ab Wo Janaze Pe Mere Wada Wo Apna Nibhane Chali Thi
Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga
Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga Na Ho Yakin To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se Mera Janaza Teri Baarat ...
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai, Humse khusnaseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai, Jo har roz aapke husn ka dee...
Friday, 11 December 2009
Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro,
Jeet k haar gia me pyar ki bazi yaro, Me uska Devdas tha wo thi meri paro, Wo guzar gai paas se nazar tk na milai, Bcz i was on bicycle and ...
karte hai pyaar tumse itna
karte hai pyaar tumse itna ke bas bata nahin sakte dil mein utar kar dekhlo ye kah bhi nahi sakte dil mein kyon ki 100 se jyada insaan utar ...
Kya leke aye they,
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
jOKE SMS
Interviewer=Can u make a sentence using green,pink & yellow? Santa=O yah yh ji y not. My phone rings..GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up & s...
jOKE SMS
Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,to usse paint kaise karte he ? Banta:Jab plane udta hai tab wo chhota hota hai,tab fatafat paint karte...
shero - shayri
Usne Jab Mere Sapno Ki Barat LotaDi To Hmne Uske Pyar Ki Hr Sogat LotaDi Jab Usne Mulakto K Din Lota Diye Mene B Use Milan Ki Tm...
jOKE SMS
Ali Baba 40chor the magar ab Ali Baba 20Chor ho gaye he kyun? Kyunki mandi ke time chal raha tha aur 20chor ko nikal dia gaya he ...
jOKE SMS
Son:Me School nahi jaunga. Mom:kyu? Son:Naukri krunga. Mom:4th Class padh kar kya Kaam karoge? Son:3rd Standard ki Ladkiyo ka tution lunga...
jOKE SMS
Santa made a call 2 the airport. Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab 2 America? Receiptionist: 1 second sir. Santa:OK, Thank you...
Phone Kisne Banya?
Son Papa Bacha zayda Inteligent hota hai ya baap? father: baap Son: papa Phone Kisne Banya? father: Granham bell ne Son: uske baap ne kyu na...
Mazak kerne ki aadat sab se achchi lagti hai
Biwi: suniye, aap ko dono me se kya jyada achcha lagta hai? meri khubsurti ya meri akalmandi? Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazak kerne ki aa...
sunsan jagho pe hue hadse
Techr-active se pasive me badlo "bache jb sunsan jagho pe chale jate hai to hadso ko jnam dete hai".studnt-sunsan jagho pe hue had...
When a Girl friend visit in hospital
When a Girl friend visit in hospital to meet u with flowers he says 'get well soon' & goes But When a True friend visit in hospi...
2009 ka sabse zalil SMS..
2009 ka sabse zalil SMS.. Girl- darling tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak, aur sham se lekar subah tak pyar karna.. .. .. .. .. Boy- phir ma...
Pati Patni aur Garam Mashala
Biwi- aap kitchen se garam masala le kar ayenge Pati- Par yaha to nahi Hai. Biwi- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahi milenge isliya mai pehle se le a...
Pati Patni or Garam Mashala
Biwi- aap kitchen se garam masala le kar ayenge Pati- Par yaha to nahi Hai. Biwi- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahi milenge isliya mai pehle se le a...
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp Graham bell in candle shkspear used streat light Muje ye samajh nahi aata ediot din me kya jhak marte the...
Thursday, 10 December 2009
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a girl-Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hai Girl- Aap ki kitni biwiya he? Boy- Ek bhi nahi. HAHA........
Khushbu teri saanso ki humari saanso se jati nahi.
Khushbu teri saanso ki humari saanso se jati nahi. aisa koi pal nahi jab yaad teri aati nahi. teri bahoon ka ehsaas har ghadi hota hai, vo k...
Ae Chand tu bhul jayega apne apko,
Ae Chand tu bhul jayega apne apko, jab sunega dastan mere Pyar ki, kyu tu karta hai gurur apne aap pe itna... tu to sirf parchai hai mere Py...
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi sao-sao rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nigahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi g...
Mohabbat ki shamma jala kar to dekho,
Mohabbat ki shamma jala kar to dekho, Zara Dil ki dunia saja kar to dekho, Tumhe ho na jaaye Mohabbat to kehna..... Zara humse nazaren mila...
Ek ada aapki Dil churane ki,
Ek ada aapki Dil churane ki, Ek ada aapki Dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa..... aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
thought sms
Effort is importAnt... But knowing where to make an effort in ur life mAkes all the difference...
thought sms
The Runner sAys "Its Possible but its Difficult" The Winner sAys"Its Difficult but its Possible" AlwAys Thin...
jOKE SMS
Santa went 2 d Mysore palace. Guide:Santaji pls dont sit der, its TippuSultan's throne. Santa:Oye! dont worry yar I il getup wh...
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandni aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesh...
Apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai,
apni har ik saans teri ghulam kar rakhi hai, logo me ye zindagi badnam kar rakhi hai, aaina bhi nahi ab to kisi kam ka... hamne to apni parc...
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kaha se Lau, Yu to Chaand taro ki tarif karna aasan hai,, Kar saku aa...
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai, Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai, Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi..... samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aap...
Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo, Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo, Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya...
oh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saa...
Aapse Pyara koi nahi
Aasman se uncha koi nahi, Sagar se gahra koi nahi, Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai, par aapse Pyara koi nahi
Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hua botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is Dil ki, Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg...
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho Apne pe guroor aa jata hai
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai, dua me hamne dost kuch khaas manga hai, jab bhi manga us rab se to aapke liye khushiyo ka pal behee...
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere saath challen...
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum, Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum, Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum, Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai, girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai...
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho, Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho, Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai, Lagti hai chot kaise ki...
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai, Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka inteza...
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti, Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost, u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi h...
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
funny sms
Shahjahan ne TALMAHAL ki har diwar ko dekha hr meenar ko dkha hr kaleen ko dkha aur bola MAA KASAM bahut kharcha ho gaya hai
jOKE SMS
Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy. santa ki ladki: i'm a cmpln girl. santa: sala paida mene kiya or naam kisi or ka le rahe hai.
funny sms
Sms karnge hum 1 Duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye Rasam badi Pyari. Sms milte he 1 sms bhej dena, Kyonki hume Bilkul Pasand nahi Udhar...
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
Mann Me Sabko Pane Ka Arman Nhi Hota Hr Koi Dilka Mehmaan Nahi Hota Par Jo 1 Baar Ban Jate Hai Apne Fir Unhe Bhulana Aasaan Nahi...
jOKE SMS
Dctr:U ve braintumor Santa:YaaHoo!(jumps in joy) Dctr:y r U so happy? Snta:coz it proves dat I've brain!
jOKE SMS
Boy:If i kiss u & run wat wil u think Gal:i will thnk 1 idiot that can attemptfull paper just leave after taking objectives...
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Tumhari lovely aankho ne, Hame aise attract kiya, Ke sabko neglect karke, Tumhe hi select kiya.
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liye...
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe
Ye mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe, Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe, Na din gujre hai na raatein, Bas kuch bechain se h...
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota, Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota. Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna, Shishe se bana hai p...
yadoon me koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Chand ki raton me sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki yadoon me koi badnaseeb rota hai, Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to ...
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar...
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai, Kitne khade hai raho pe, Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu...
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai.....
khuda jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi jati hai, Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho..... Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai.....
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai, girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai...
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai, Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan, Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan, Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me, Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, ki Aapne fir se muskura d...
Pag-pag me ho phoolo ka samna,
Pag-pag me ho phoolo ka samna, na ho kabhui kanto ka samna * Nav Varsh Ki Shubhkamna *
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI..
A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu "AJAB PREM ...
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai. Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par aajkal aapka SMS mushkill se milta h...
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Sa...
I wish you 12 months HAPPINESS,
I wish you 12 months HAPPINESS, 52 weeks LOVE, 365 days SUCCESS, 8760 hours GOOD HEALTH, 525600 minutes GOOD LUCK, 31536000 seconds FUN... H...
Aap K Liye Hamari Shubhkamnaye
apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari...
wish you happy new year with whole heart!
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART… wish you happy...
2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur
2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur, Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dh...
Monday, 7 December 2009
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye
Na Wafa Na Khta Kr Paye Na Pyr Na Daga Kr Paye MOHABAT Kr To Li Apse Pr Kabi Lafzo Se Byan N Kr Paye
LIFE IS XXX:
LIFE IS XXX: . . Do u know how? . . . . 1) Yesterday is a Xperience. 2) Today is a Xperiment. 3) Tomorrow is a Xpectation
"The quality of our expectations determines by The quality of our actions." -Andres Godin-
your friends know who you are.
Real Fact: . "When you rise up, your friends know who you are. & When you fall down, you know who are your friends"
Dr.Kalam's words for youth:
Dr.Kalam's words for youth: . "Without your involvement you cannot succeed but, with your involvement you cannot fail"
Help your Friend to become a Perfect Person
"Don't expect your Friend to be a Perfect Person" But, "Help your Friend to become a Perfect Person" -mother thereas...
It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs
Nice lines: . " It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs " But " It is Impossible to Cross the Life without Wetti...
Every Ending can be a New Begining
A small Dot can Stop a Big Sentence. But Few more Dots can Give a Continuity. Amazing But True "Every Ending can be a New Begining...
Affection shows human mentality
Excellent Line:- . "Affection shows human mentality but, situation shows human reality"
Sunday, 6 December 2009
thought sms
People met by coincidence n chance,they spent sweet times 2gether. then god parts them, not 2 end d story, but 2c how much they remember e...
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Sabase badi zindagi hai, zindgi se bada pyar hai, pyar se badi dosti hai, dosti ek Afasana hai, nebhaoge to apna hai bhul ja...
jOKE SMS
Wife="Main Maike ja Rahi hu,tumhe Tallak ki Notice Bhej Dungi!" Husband="Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke mujhe Khush kar...
Nylon Saree Rs.8/-
Wife Saw Sign Board: Nylon Saree Rs.8/- Cotton Saree Rs.5/- Banarsi Saree Rs.10/- Wife: Give me Rs.500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees. Husband: Andhi! D...
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon. Husband : Yehi to afsos hai. Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
Santa is raping a girl
Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting, Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti, Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata, Santa : Thee...
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai. Pehle Reguler Bott...
Jab humko unse Mohabt thi,
Jab humko unse Mohabt thi, Unhe hmari Mohbt pe shak tha, Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari Mohbat ka, Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha..
Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke
Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
Ek dost Kuch khaas Jaise ki Aap
Ek khobsoorti Ek tazgi Ek dosti Ek narazgi Ek sapna Ek aash Ek rishta Ek ahsas Ek dost Kuch khaas Jaise ki Aap..
Keep all your troubles in your pocket
Keep all your troubles in your pocket But Make sure that, your pocket has a hole in it..! - Robert frost.
SMS ka lenden to chalta rahega
SMS ka lenden to chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badhata rahega aap delete karate rahoge per aapka mobile mere sms se bharat rahega.
Don't miss LOVE in life
Sweet & Simple Thought: . "Love is invisible But can't be hidden" . " Don't Spoil life in LOVE But Don't miss...
Koi Shouk Se Gunah Nahi Karta
Khud Ko Koi Fana Nahi Karta, Zindagi Apni Tabha Nahi Karta, Majburiyan Mujrim Bana Deti Hai, Koi Shouk Se Gunah Nahi Karta .
Thousands of languages around this world
Thousands of languages around this world but "smile" can beat them all. Bcoz "Smile" is the Language even a BABY can spe...
1 GADHA tha Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha
1 GADHA tha Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha Use Pta Tha k Sender ne Use GADHA Kha Hai Wo fir b Sms Parh Rha Tha.. Bechara GADHA Jo Tha! gud nigh
Never be beggers of love,
Short but deep quote: . Do u want happiness in life.? Follow this.. . "Never be beggers of love, always be doners of love"
She is hot.!
She is hot.! She is sweet.! She always Needs a lip for kiss.! Whole world is Mad for her.! Who is she.? . . Answer= Tea
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ?
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ? 2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM" 1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT" 2 Girls loves ...
You have only 2 options in life
You have only 2 options in life 1-accept 2-change . 1.Accept what u can't change. Or 2.Change what u can't accept
Jab Tak,Aap Jaisa Dildaar na ho
Ankho Ko Saza Tab Tak Jab Tak,Didar na ho, Dil Ko Saza Tab Tak Jab Tak,Pyar ho, Ye Zindgi Bhi Ek Saza Hai Jab Tak,Aap Jaisa Dildaar na ho
Log ishq karte hai
Log ishq karte hai Bade shor ke sath Humne b kiya Bade zor ke sath Magar ab karenge Thoda gaur ke sath Kyoki kal usko dekha Kisi aur k sath.
Dilme khuda hai
Dilme khuda hai Ankho me nasha hai Bato me mazaa h Chahat me ada hai Andaaz b juda hai Dosti me wafa h Are yaar isliyeTo sab mujpe pe fida h
Aaj ka Happy Price menu-
Aaj ka Happy Price menu- Pyar ki roti Chaht ki sabji Sneh ka raita Viswas ka salad. Frndsip ki swt dish UR BILL-1SMS! My tip-Ur smile. gd ni...
Par Dil Hi Janta He,Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna
Kaise Kahe Aapse Pyar He Kitna Hum Ko Aap Par Aitbar He Kitna Kuch Nahi Kehte Khamos Rehte He Par Dil Hi Janta He,Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna
SiR ne pucha 2x3=?,mene kaha 6,
Boy-SiR ne SLAP mara Dad-Y? B-SiR ne pucha 2x3=?,mene kaha 6, phir pucha 3x2=? D-GADHE 2no SAME hota h B-Mene SiR ko aise hi kaha tha
Santa Ke Ghar Chor
Santa:kaha ja rahe ho? Banta:Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa:BV ko akela chod dia Banta:Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai
apke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.
Hum Dil Ko Todna Nahin Jaante Zakham Kisi ko Dena Nahin Jaante Hume Bhulane Ki Koshish Na Karna Kyonki Hum Aapke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.
Saturday, 5 December 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
mujhe sulane ke khatir jab rat aati hai, main so nahi pata, rat khud so jati hai, puchne par dil se ye aawaj aati hai, aaj unhe yaad karlo r...
dosti /freindship sms
Hamari Apki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai Love Emotion Sadness Sab Kuch Mix Hai Hum To Apko Na Bhulenge Kabhi Aap Bhul Na Jaye Bas Thoda ...
shero - shayri / love sms
na jaane kya khata ho gayi hamse, woh hamse ruthe-2 rehne lage, hum to yad kar rahe the apne khuda ko, par ye aasoo aapki yad main behne lag...
KBC Me Santa Singh
KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name?? Santa- [kuch bola nahi] Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye! Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)
jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai uski Qadar
.Santa apni jaeb me PATHAR dale ghom Raha tha Banta-Aisa Kyon KAr rahe ho Santa-is duniya me usi ki qadar hoti he jiski Jeb Bhari Hoti Hai
Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho
Snta sharab pi kr bus main charh gaya Bnta-Tum NARAK k raste pr jaa rahe ho Santa-"Oye roko roko Bus roko mai glat bus me swar ho gaya ...
kon si us k sath Bat Krni Hai
Snta Bnta k Ghar Me Bant:Chiken Khaoge Snta:Ha Ban:Kon Sa chinies,French ya Indian? San:Koi sa b leaao me ne kon si us k sath Bat Krni H
Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai Hum gaye unki gali mein., Aur Vo phool barsane lage, Jab dekha unki mummy ne, Toh sath mein gamle bhi Aane lage.
MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
santa ek dIn main 100 Aam kha gya _ Logo ne Pooncha Santa Ji AApne iTNe Aam Q kHAe? Santa bOLa: MuJE Bhi Aam Admi ban'na hai..
Friday, 4 December 2009
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile f...
Rules of Life
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less, Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me ever...
Tum Bin Agar Guzara Humara Hota,
Tum Bin Agar Guzara Humara Hota, To Yu Na Aaj Tumko Pukara Hota, Humare DiL Me Sirf Tum Hi Tum Ho, Kash Tumhare DiL Pe Bhi Haq Humara Hota.....
Mere Dil Ki Dua Ban Jaate Ho Tum
Is Kadar Mujhko Satate Ho Tum.. Bhul Jaane Pe Bhi Yaad Aate Ho Tum.. Jab Khuda Se Kuch Mangta Hu.. Mere Dil Ki Dua Ban Jaate Ho Tum........
Hello!! Whats wrong with your mobile?
Hello!! Whats wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your ...
Agar hum ko tumse pyar ho jaye
Agar hum ko tumse pyar ho jaye to kya kre? ye dil tera ho jaye to kya kre? ye aakhe teri rah dekhne me bandh hi n ho to kya kre?
Kuch Dil Ka Rishta Aisa hai ap se,
Jab Tak Lafzon Ki Puja Nhi Karte, Hum apki BAAT Nhi Karte, Kuch Dil Ka Rishta Aisa hai ap se, Jis Dua Mein Ap Na Hon, Hum Aisi Dua Nhi Kart...
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY..
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHAR...
Thursday, 3 December 2009
shero - shayri / dosti sms
Dua Hai Ki Aap Yu Hi Muskurana. Aankho Me Apni Kabhi Aansu Na Lana. Zindgi Me Bahut Se Tufan Aayege. Par Aap Humari Dosti Ko Mat...
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
LOVE is something beautiful
LOVE is something beautiful, a desire,a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes U feel alive. LOVE is something...
BuT WeN YoU WalK WiT mE..
WeN I WalK AloNe.. I WisH tO ReAcH ThE EnD oF ThE RoaD.. BuT WeN YoU WalK WiT mE.. I WisH ThE RoaD WouLd NeVeR EnD..
The sweetest word is LOVE
The smallest word is I, The sweetest word is LOVE And the dearest person in the world is U. Thats why I Love You.
Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim
Ab 5rs mai paiya 1 naya sim jismai 20rs ke crd se 5000sms fre.. 8am 2 8pm sare cal 4RE fr mre ditals logon to WWW.JA APANA TOWAR KUD LAGALE...
PATNI CHAHIYE
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE" He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...! ''Meri Le
Prove that, 1=2
Prove that, 1=2. Sol: Let x=y Then V can write, 2x-x=2y-y i.e (2x-2y)=(x-y) i.e 2(x-y)=(x-y) i.e 2=1 Maths ka satyanash!
Dosti karo BSNL vali se
Dosti karo BSNL vali se, pyar karo IDEA vali se, baate karo Airtel wali se, Aankh ladao TATA wali SE , Par shadi karna bina mobile wali SE
Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna
Dhiru Bhai Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha.. Ke Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho.. . Aur Aaj Tumne Wo Sapna Pura Kar Diya.
Dream makes everything possible,
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work,love makes everythings beautiful, smile makes all the above. So brush your teet...
I LOVE U.
Girl:- I LOVE U. Boy:- Me Too. Girl:- How Much? Boy:- As much As U do. Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.
Lovers went to theatre
lovers went to theatre, a mosquito enters girl's skirt, Guess whr it bites? Naughty mind... Always thinking cheap.. It bites on boy...
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
shero - shayri
Manzil B Uski Thi Rasta B Uska Tha Me Akela Tha Or Qafila B Uska Tha Sth Sth Chalne Ki Soch B Uski Thi Fir Rasta Badaln...
Monday, 30 November 2009
shero - shayri / love sms
Haqiqat He tu Kese 2jhe Sapna Kahu Tere Har Dard Ko ab Me Apna Kahu,Sab Kuch Qurban He Meri jaan TujhPe Kaun He Tere Siwa Jise Main Ap...
Sending birthday blessings
Sending birthday blessings, Filled with love and peace and joy, Wishing sweetest things happen, Right before your eyes ! =Happy BirthDay=
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala
1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha 2srdar-aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko
Difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI?
Teacher:Whatz d difference b/w HIMAMI & TSUNAMI? Santa:HIMANI is 4 face wash, & TSUNAMI is 4 total wash...he he he...
Aine kuch nahi nazar ka dhoka hai
Aine kuch nahi nazar ka dhoka hai nazar wahi aata hai jo dil me hota hai Aaina aur dil ka 1 hi fasana hai anjam dono ka tut kr bikar jana h...
Friendship is a “Fevicall’’
Wife is a “Receved Call’’ Shali is a “Dialled Call’’ Girls Friends is a “Missed Call’’ Love is a “Waiting Call’’ Friendship is a “Fevicall’...
Na tamana hai ki kisiko rulaye hum
Ye arzu nhi ki kisiko bhulaye hum, Na tamana hai ki kisiko rulaye hum, Par dua hai us Rab se 1 hi, Jisko yaad krte hai usko utna yaad aye ...
Growing old is mandatory
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy Birthday, you re not getting older you re just a little closer to death.
Before the clock strikes
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday...
GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a Happy Birthday
who apnay chain pechan lega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please. MUNN...
Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunanek liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka ha...
Jo safar ki suruat karte hai
Jo safar ki suruat karte hai vo manzil par karte hai, Bas 1 bar chlne ka hosla rakhiye, ap jaise musafiro ka to raste bhi intzar krte hai..
Smile is a curve that sets everything
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthda
Chanda Mama so Gaye
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam, To Dusri Suru Hogai Mamu
Just a CARING heart with lovely saying
No archies card to give, No sweet flowers to send, No cute graphics to forward, just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY
One day sky was crying
One day sky was crying. I ask him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPP...
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi, Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal, Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage, Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal Happy Birth ...
This is a chocolate message
This is a chocolate message 4 a Dairy milk person, from a 5star friend 4 a Melody reason at a KitKat time on a Munch day in a Perk mood 2 s...
Kab dil uski yaad me chur nahi hota
Kab dil uski yaad me chur nahi hota, Kab usse milne ko dil majbur nahi hota, Yeh sach yaar is zindagi me dil usi, Ka tuta hai jiska koi kas...
Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Kash main chand tu sitara hota, falak pey ek ashiyana hamara hota, sab tujhe door bohat door se dakhtey per tujhe chooney ka haq sirf hamar...
yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hai
yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hai ladko ko fasne ke jaal hote hain na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge tabhi to inke honthe laal hote hain
A birthday is just the first day
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip! WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi, Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal, Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage, Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal Happy Birth ...
Tanhai Na Paye Koi Kisi Sath Ke Bad
Tanhai Na Paye Koi Kisi Sath Ke Bad Judai Na Paye Koi Mulakat Ke Bad Na Pade Kisi Ko Adat Kisi Ko Itni Ki Har Saans Bhi Aaye Kisi Ki Yaad Ke...
Sunday, 29 November 2009
funny sms
What is the moral of movie SALAAM NAMASTE? . . . . . The moral is :- Never trust Australian condoms..!...
wo bebafa nikli to kya hua,
wo bebafa nikli to kya hua, kuch dino ka saath to nibhaya tha tadapta hua chod gayi to kya gila, jeena bhi to usi ne hi sikhaya tha
Ladki fasani aati hai?
Santa-Ladki fasani aati hai? Banta-Nahi Santa-seekh Pehle 1 kagaz Ka jahaaj banao,Fir use class me udaao.Mam k puchne par ladki ka naam laga...
Santa Ke Ghar Me pani....
Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he
Kagaz Pe Hamne Zindgi Likh Di
Kagaz Pe Hamne Zindgi Likh Di, Ashko Se Sinch Kr Khushi Likh Di, Dard Jb Humne Ubhara Lafzo Me, Logo Ne Kaha, Wah Kya Ghazal Likh Di
Koi mil ke kho gaya to kya hua?
Zara si baat dil ko rulati hai. Khusi me aankhe aansu bahati hai. Koi mil ke kho gaya to kya hua? Zindagi hume aesi hi aajmati hai.
Kanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi
Kanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi, Ruth k log tod dia krte hai, Jo bahut ache ho unse pyar mat krna, Aksar ache log hi dil tod dia krte hai.
Mai soya tha jga k chali gyi,
Mere khwabo me wo tir chla k chali gyi, Mai soya tha jga k chali gyi, Maine pucha chand niklta hai kaise, To chehre se Julfe hta k chali gyi...
I dsnt mean to upset u,
i dsnt mean to upset u, hurt u or giving any painful feeling, if so please forgive me but in life u have learn more. so be happy, i will alw...
2 Sardar Chess Khel Rahe The
Do Sardar chess khel rahe the. 1st: Ab bas hua. Hum khel bandh karte hai 2nd: Thik hai,waise bhi tumhara ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!!
Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe!! Banta-Oye, Kutte ki Dum Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Hoti. Santa-Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.
Santa Ke Ghar Me Chor
Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai? Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
How did Santa cheat the railways??
How did Santa cheat the railways?? Ans: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Should I buy tickets for my children?
Srdr 2 a Conducto Should I buy tickets for my children? ConductoOnly if they r above 8. SrdThank God., I have only 6 children...!
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bic...
I miss the touch of your hand
I miss you. I miss the touch of your hand, so reassuring and sincere, and the moments we spend together, that I hold dear.
A beautiful girl was passing by
A beautiful girl was passing by.. Santa : Kya maal hai yaar Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai
Santa Ke Ghar Chori
Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke llaaava sub samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liy...
Chalta Rahega Zindgi Ka Karvan,
Chalta Rahega Zindgi Ka Karvan, Yuhi Saal Gujarte Jayenge, Magar Woh Lamhe Jo Sang Aapke Bitaye, Hum Chaah Kar Bhi kabhi Bhul Na Payenge.
Kisi ki umid main woh aise khoye the
Kisi ki umid main woh aise khoye the, palko se pta chla raat bhar roye the, dhimi c aahat se unke karib ana chaha, jane kyu aisa lga,wo hme...
Dil se phul bankar hum mahkna jante hai
Dil se phul bankar hum mahkna jante hai, muskura k hum gum bhulana jante hai, log khush rehte hain humse, kyonki bina mile hum rishta nibhan...
Married Man r more obedient
Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend Asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedien...
MUDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI ARZU
MUDAT SE THI KISI SE MILNE KI ARZU, KHWAHISH-E-DEEDAR ME SAB KUCH GAWA DIYA, KISI NE DI KHABAR K WO AYENGE RAAT KO, ITNA KIYA UJALA K GHAR ...
Do sardar railway station par,
Do sardar railway station par, 1st sardar Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu? Enquiry Man: Nahi 2nd sardar Kya main ja sakta hu?
how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees
Santa : We'll soon become Rich Banta : How? Santa : Tomoro my Mathematics Teacher wil teach me how 2 convert Paise 2 Rupees.
Saturday, 28 November 2009
thought sms
A depressed Boy Asked swAmi VivekAnanda-"CAN thr b ny thing Worse thn losing a GirlFrnd ?" He Replied-"Losing ur confid...
shero - shayri / love sms
In Ankho Me Kbhi Jo Jhanko Tum In Main $b He Tsvire Tmhari He Khne Ko To Yh Nadan Dil Hai Hmara Lekin Is Me Sabi Dharknein Tumha...
Friday, 27 November 2009
College Girl At Fee Counter
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo ! Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga. Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Sh...
You are Accused of RAPE
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainm...
Similarity between a mobile phone
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife? Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge t...
A boy pulled a girl into room
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light, pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radi...
Difference between Good girl & bad girl
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphe...
What is Fashion Designing?
What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
There is no risk of excitement
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi
what do u want to become ?
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes...
I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today
Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today. Wat does it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose prof...
Divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why? Sardar- i saw label on her panty .......... tested OK by mafatlal & sons...
What is SAFE SEX?
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Aisa airport nahi dekha
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha? BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
What is nitrates?
Chemistry ki class me. Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
Apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai
Teacher to student: jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai..... Student: Sir, kya Matlab main samja nahi?
Zaalimo aap bhi msg karo,
Arz kiya hai Gham hai aur Tanhai Hai Wah Wah Gham hai aur Tanhai hai Zaalimo aap bhi msg karo, Meri kya Haraam ki kamaayi hai. ..
mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe? Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ? Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa di...
Wo So Jate H Aksr Hme Yad Kiye bgair
Wo So Jate H Aksr Hme Yad Kiye bgair Hme Nind Nhi Ati Unse Bat Kiye Bgair Ksur UnKa Nhi Ksur To Hmara H Unhe Chaha B To UnKi Ezajt K Bgair
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Arz kiya he Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja Wah wah Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja Wah wah Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese...
Gadho ki race .
Gadho ki race . 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 FIRE. msg baad me padh lena B. .H. .A. .G. . warna trophy koi aur le jayega
Snta likes to study in front of the mirror
Snta likes to study in front of the mirror Y? 1-revision ka time bachta h 2-combined study hoti h 3-1 dusre ke doubts clear kr skte h
Dont make ur feeling like d garden
Dont make ur feeling like d garden so dat everybody walks on it but let ur feeling be like d sky so dat everybody wishes 2 touch it.
Rab Ne Chaha To Wo B Band Ho Jyegi
Dr.-Khansi Ka Kya Haal He Snta-Khansi To Band Ho Gayi Pr Ab Saans Ruk Ruk K Aati He Dr-fikar Na Karo,Rab Ne Chaha To Wo B Band Ho Jyegi
aisa kaho ki meri dil ki dharkan tez Ho jay
Larki: kuchh aisa kaho jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye mera dil zor-zor se dhadke mujhe kuch-kuch ho Ladka: tumhara bhai aa raha he
Santa ko Raste me cycle ka Pedal mila
Santa ko Raste me cycle ka Pedal mila wo use uthakar Ghar le gaya Ghar la kar BV ko bola Sambal k rakh de isme cycle dalwa lenge
Dard Tha Dil Me Pr Hm Roye Nhi
Badal gyi rah Lekin hum Khoye Nhi Dard Tha Dil Me Pr Hm Roye Nhi Koi Nhi Hmara Jo Puchle Hmse Jag Rhe Ho Kisi K Liye Ya Kisi K Liye Soye Nhi
Ye daulat b lelo ye shaurat b lelo
Jagjit Singh:?Ye daulat b lelo ye shaurat b lelo ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo, Santa: ye bechara bahut pareshan h iski aurat b lelo;
Apni jindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai,
Apni jindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai, Jis cheej ko chaha wo begani hai, Haste hai to sirf DUNIYA k liye, Varna in ankho me pani hi pani hai.
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the. Kehne lage-Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hai
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Khne Laga Chor Ko Kha Dhundne Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi
Pyar kar liya nibhana abhi baaki hai
Pyar kar liya nibhana abhi baaki hai pyar ka nazrana abhi baki hai waqt pade to dena ek aawaz de denge jaan shayad ab wahi dena baaki hai
Bujhi Hui Shama Fir Se Jal Sakti He
Bujhi Hui Shama Fir Se Jal Sakti He Tufanon Me Giri Kashti Kinare Lag Sakti He Mayush Na Hona Zindgi Me Ye Kismat He Kabhi B Palat Sakti He
Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho..
Kanjusi K Sare Record Tod Dete Ho.. Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho.. Mahaan Hai Aapki Kanjusi.. Jo Toilet Ke Lote Me Bhi Pani Chhod Dete Ho.
I Checked My Heart
I Checked My Pocket, I Found Nothing, I Checked My Wallet I Found Few Coins, Then I Checked My Heart, I Found U & Realised How Rich I m
Lamhe you chahe sath ho na ho,
Lamhe you chahe sath ho na ho,, kal me aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho, aap ki dosti hamesha is dil me rahegi, chahe puri umar mulaqat ho na ho,
Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi
Jab Chote The Tab Bade Hone Ki Tammna Thi Mgr Ab Pta Chala Ki Adhure Ehsas Or Tute Sapno Se Achche Adhura Homework Or Tute Khilone thik the
Fursat na mile to kya hoga,
Fursat na mile to kya hoga, itni mohabbat na mile to kya hoga. Aaj kehte ho kal baat karenge, kal aankh na khuli to kya hoga.
Tum Apne Khylon Ko Muje Sonp K Dkho
Tum Apne Khylon Ko Muje Sonp K Dkho Har Shkhs Amant Me Kaynat Nahi Karta He Kon Jo Chaega Tume Meri TrhaSe Hr Koi To Muj Jesi Mohabt Nhi kra...
Waqt Ki Raftaar Ruk Gayi Hoti
Waqt Ki Raftaar Ruk Gayi Hoti Sharm Se Aankhe Jhuk Gayi Hoti Agar DARD Janti Shama Parwane Ka, To Ksaam Se, Jalne Se Pehle Hi BUJH Gayi hoti
Beshak kuch Waqt Ka Intezar Mila hmko
Beshak kuch Waqt Ka Intezar Mila hmko Khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki ae Dost teri dostise vo pyar mila hamko
Friend means:
Friend means: "F"ree from all formalties, "Ri"ght to say anything, "E"ither good or bad, "N"o sorry ...
Kya kya tere naam likhu,
Kya kya tere naam likhu, Dil likhu ki Jaan likhu, Aansu chura ke teri pyari Ankho se, Apni har khushi tere nam likhu
Dil k rishte ka koi nam nhi hota
Dil k rishte ka koi nam nhi hota Har rishte ka koi makam nhi hota Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf se, kasam se koi rishta nakam nhi ho
WAqt GuzrEgA Hum BikhAr JyEngE
WAqt GuzrEgA Hum BikhAr JyEngE . KAun JAnE Hum KidhAr JAyEngE . Hum DOsti Ki PArchAyi HE JAhA Aap HuE . TAnhA WAhi Hum NazAr AyEngE..
Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie.
Its Easy To Lose A Person By Saying A Lie. BUT. Its Difficult To Get Back Tht Person By Saying A Truth. Its A Fact In Everybody's Life
Rawan ke sar 10 Ankhe 20
Rawan ke sar 10 Aankhe 20 Nazar 1 ladki per. Aapka sar 1 Aankhe 2 Aur Nazar har ladki par Aur phir b kehte ho ki Ravan bura tha?
Tamana-e-Ishq Toh Hum Bhi Rakhte hai,
Tamana-e-Ishq Toh Hum Bhi Rakhte hai, Kisi ke Dil Me Hum Bhi Dhadakte hai, Na Jaane Hume woh kab Milega, Jis ke Liye Hum Roj Tarapte hai
indgi ek chahat ka silsila he
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila he koi mil jata he koi bichad jata he jise mangte he Hum apni duaon me wo kisi ko bin mange hi mil jata he
Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo
Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo de k Kushi uske sare gam Chura lo Pyar aisa kro k sub dekte re jye padosn b a k khe Mujhe apni Bivi bana lo
D.J System dedo prabhu
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?
Sasural se Mili hai
Santa: Ghadi me Kitne Baje hai? Banta: 2 Santa: aapki Ghadi Radio se Mili hai? Banta: Ji nhi Sasural se Mili hai
Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai
Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai Juliet Ro-Ro Kar Romiyo Se Keh Rahi Hai Rumaal De Kutte Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Yaar ek Ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahi hai
Santa:"Yaar ek Ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahi hai" Friend: "Abe Dhyan se dekh. Hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai...
Aap Dil K Kareeb Ho Itne Ki
Dur Rahne Ka Gila Mat Kar Aye Dost. Pass Rah Kar Bhi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota. Aap Dil K Kareeb Ho Itne Ki Duriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota.
Hum toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai
Na dil mein basa kar bhulaya karte hai Na hasa kr rulaya karte hai Kabhi mehsus kar ke dekh lena Hum toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte hai
SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen lena
WIFE : kyu ji! Jab bhi me aapke pass aati hu to aap Chasma pahen lete ho? HUSBANd : Doctor ne kaha hai jab SHIR-DARD aaye to Chasma pahen le...
The poor women in bihar dont have clothes
REPORTELalu Ji. The poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear. LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV dekhte ho? rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai.Ye...
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..? Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN? Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MA...
joKE SMS
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Snt: Yaar, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alg tme bata rahe hain.
A friend gives hope
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest,a friend is true. A friend is prec...
Suna hai AAPKI smile pe hajaro marte hai
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board....
zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai,
zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zi...
Have a great new year
Sweetest sunday Marvellous monday Tasty tuesday Wonderful wednesday Thankful thursday Friendly friday Successful saturday Have a great new y...
Discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murder...
U r a "Tubelight"
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"
My Special NEW YEAR'S wish
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, New Year brings just Happiness not Tear, Everybody loves only You Dear, All your Problems will be F...
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me 2nd-ThInk oF Me 3rd-HuG Me 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrE...
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Hap...
Heart full of Love..
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love.. All these are m...
Sorry! I"m late...
========= Sorry! I"m late... ========= I wanted to greet U Good Morning but walked too Slow so GOOD NIGHT...
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend, I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you Much love and happiness. Do not think of me…i m in ur ...
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar, Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum New Year 2010 ko Hum Sab ka...
Poore ho aapke sare Aim
Poore ho aapke sare Aim, Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.Wish you a..Happy ...
Naye saal aaye banke ujale
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.Happ...
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Ha...
khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai
Kuch Log zindgi me Dukh pate H Zindgi kitni Anmol Hai ye bhul Jate H Zindagi Jina Gulab Se siko Jo khud tutkar 2 Dilo ko Mila Jate Hai
Har Subha Teri Dunia Me Roshni Kar De
Har Subha Teri Dunia Me Roshni Kar De Rab Tere Gam Ko Teri Khushi Kar De Jab Bhi Tutne Lage Teri Sanse Khuda Tujme Shamil Meri Zindgi Kar
Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai
Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai Samandar Ko Aj Pani Ki Pyas Hai 1Bar Aap Muskura Do Q K Hmko Duniya Ki Sabse Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai.
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap
Kamino Fail Hi Krna To Exam Kyo Lete ho
Agr Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo or Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Krna H To Exam Kyo Lete ho
Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he chah kr mile woh chahat pas ho wo amanat he dilse mile vo rehmat he pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT
Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna Bahu:Samajh Gai Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega
Santa-Wada Kr Ki Tu Apni Biwi Ki 1li Kiss Muje Lene Dega. Banta-Wada,Par Meri 1 Shart He SANTA-Kya? BANTA-Shaadi Me Teri Bahan Se karunga
Cut my hair short.
Man to barber: cut my hair short. Barber: how short u would like to? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? man:So short that my wife cannot pull them....
Aap kya smjte ho,me apse pyr nhi Krti
Biwi ko Thapad mar k pati:Admi use hi marta he jise wo pyr krta he Biwi ne b 2 Khich k mare Or Boli:aap kya smjte ho,me apse pyr nhi Krti
aj Papa Ne Pitai Kar Di.
Snta-Aaj Papa Ne Pitai Kar Di. Banta-Kyu Kya hua? Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki KAMINE Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya??
Muje apki beti se shadi karni H
Ladka-muje apki beti se shadi karni H Bap-Teri incom To Us K Toilet Paper B Aford Nhi Kr Sakti Ladka-Acha!Itni POOTI Krti H To Fir Rhne Do
Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse,
Nafrat na karna kabhi hmse, Hum seh nhi paenge Bus 1bar keh dena k zrurat nahi hai Apki Kasam khuda ki Apko pitne GHAR tak chale aenge..
Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai
Santa:RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai,Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya? Banta-Nahi to ki hoya? Santa:Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai...
Tere Naam Ki Callrtune Lagwa Rakhi h
Yado Me Teri Tasvir Chupa Rakhi H Ankho Me Teri Surat Saja Rakhi H Yakin Nhi To Mere Dil Ka Num Mila Tere Naam Ki Callrtune Lagwa Rakhi h
jOKE SMS / good night sms
1 day Santa was lying on beach. Then a european asked him,"are U RELAXING..?". Thn he said, "No i am SANTA SINGH ! Good...
jOKE SMS
Tcher:BIJLI kaha se aati he? Santa:MAMA k ghar se.. Tcher:Wo kaise? Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he "SAALO ne phir bijli katli...
thought sms
Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it.
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it, it will hurt u a lot, really a...
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhein,
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhein, Yad me teri barasti hain ankhein Mere liye na sahi inke liye hi ajao, Apka be panah intizar karti hain ...
Best cosmatic for the lips is
Best cosmatic for the lips is truth, For the voice is prayer, For the eyes is pity, For the hands is charity, and for the heart is care
Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai,
Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai, is Dil Ki Dua Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai, Kabul Ho To Muskra Dena, Hum Ye SMS Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai.
Hosla he na dia zabt-e-muhabbat ne kabhi,
Nafratain thi to woh izhaar bhi kar sakta tha, jab koi shakhs mujhe pyar bhi kar sakta tha Hosla he na dia zabt-e-muhabbat ne kabhi, warna a...
Bhool jao gay
Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jao gay, Meri yaad zyada na karo bhool jao gay, Main aaun to ker lena gilay shikway saray, Abhi se irada na kar...
Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya
Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya, Zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya Lakhon phulon mein se ek phool chuna hum ne, Jo kanto se b gehri chuba...
Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye,
Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye, Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiy...
Dil me kuch nahi aaj dard k siwa
Dil me kuch nahi aaj dard k siwa, Ankhon main kuch nahi aaj teri yaad k siwa Tum chorhna mat kabhi saath mera, Zindagi main kuch nahi tere s...
"Change" is Nature of life
"Change" is Nature of life. Bt "Challenge" is Aim of life. So u have 2 Challenge d Changes, not Change d Challenges wish...
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay, Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay, Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi ...
Aankhein band na karna,
Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna, Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna, Yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi naam ho, Par moh...
Hame yad rkhna
1 Rqst=Kabi Udas mt hona 1 Advice=Jo Pal Dukh de Use Bhul Jana 1 Arzu=Kushi k Palo ko Sanjo k rkhna 1 Tmana=Hmesha Muskrna or Hame yad rkhna
Kya khub thi woh dillagi unki
Kya khub thi woh dillagi unki Kya khub hai ye berukhi unki Aub toh baat karna bhi gavra nhi unko Shayad Mohbbat hi jhuti thi unki.
Hr Kisi Ka Acha Nasib Nhi hota
Hr Kisi Ka Acha Nasib Nhi Hota Hr Insan Khusiyo K karib Nhi Hota Kuch Aise B H Jo Pate Hai MOHABBAT Hr Koi Hum Jaisa BadNasib Nhi Hota.
Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta
Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta, Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta, Pathar to log is liye pujTe he Q ki Vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta.
Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na hui
Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na hui hmari muskan ki farmaish na hui jise dekhne ko TarasTi rahi aankhe magar unhe humse milne ki khwahish na hui
Mosam hi aisa H
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa.. Aakchii mosam hi aisa H Apna khyal rakhna.
Der rat jb kisi ki yad sataye
Der rat jb kisi ki yad sataye, thandi hawae julfo ko lehraye Karlo Aankhe band or so jao Kya pata Jiska he khayal wo khuwabo me chali Aaye
Lab Jo Do Pal K Liye Khul Gaye Hote
Lab Jo Do Pal K Liye Khul Gaye Hote To Mohbat K Bhi Gul Khil Gaye Hote Khamoshi Todi Hoti Jo Kisine Bhi ToEk Duje Se Do Dil Mil Gaye Hote
yadon se utna hi kareeb hota H
Sham ki roshni se andhera door hota H Is duniya me har koi majboor hota H Jo ankho se jitna door hota H wo yadon se utna hi kareeb hota H
Jo sub dete he wo hum nahi denge
Jo sub dete he wo hum nahi denge. Pyar jub bhi denge kam nahi denge. Yakin na ho to aazma lena mere dost, zindgi me kbhi tumhe gum nahi deng...
New Year ka Kare Welcome
Sabke dilo me ho sabke liye pyar, Aanewala har din Laye khushiyo ka tyohar. Is ummid ke saath aao bhul ke sare gum, New Year ka Kare Welcome
Wishing You Happy New Year,
Wishing You Happy New Year, May You always keep in ur Heart the Special Beauty and Cheer of Happy New Year. happy new year 2 all of u
God bless your naughty mind!
It’s the thing that satisfies Your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, In the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless you...
Bheegi palkein le kahan jayenge?
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jaye...
Lets make best of NEW YEAR
"We are all born under the same sky, but we do not have the same horizon" Lets make best of NEW YEAR Happy New Year
Un se duur janay ka irada na tha,
Un se duur janay ka irada na tha, Sada sath rehnay ka bhi wada na tha, Wo yaad na karaingay yeh jantay thay hum, Par itni jaldi bhool jayeng...
A calendar designed for you
A calendar designed for you in NEW YEAR Sweet dreams to brighten spring Smooches to sizzle the summer Warm memories to colour autumn Tight h...
Some friends forget,
Some friends forget, Some move away, Some keep silent, Some just change, But I am not one of dem, I remember my friends just for two moments...
Sabne Chaha Tha Hum Na Mile.
Sabne Chaha Tha Hum Na Mile. Humne Chaha Use Gum Na Mile. Agar Khushi Milti He Unhe Humse Juda Hokar To Dua He Unhe Hum Na Mile..Mis U
A lifemaking mistakes
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
funny sms
Govt. has passed a new rule! Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax! Dont smile i know u r safe! Oh my God.! i've ...
thought sms / funny sms
Ladki eik aisi paheli, kabhi teri 2 kbhi meri saheli. Kharcha karo 2 bole,darling! I love u!, na kro toh bole, brother! Who r u? that ...
thought sms / love sms
Fact of Luv: Wen u Hav So Much Pain In ur Heart & u want 2cry,d Only Person who can Stop u frm Cryng, Is Exactly d Same Prsn who m...
Monday, 23 November 2009
Jewellery Shop me Santa ki Zabardast Pitayi ho gayi. Kyu? Usne SalesGirl se kaha "Aapka 1-1 Item Ghazab ka hai,Aaj SONE ka kya Bhaw ...
good night sms
As the moon winks in the night.. $weet dreams embrace you tight.. Hope that your day was alright And Wish you a heartfelt.. ...
funny sms
Sell old newspaper, waste plastic, rusted iron,steel articles, milk covrs, wste magzins, take money frm dat RECHARGE UR CELL N MSG me
Sunday, 22 November 2009
funny sms
A Banoer cum Sign Board In front of an IT company... "Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.......... Leave them 2 us"
funny sms
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind ...
funny sms
hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula ti thi, badme maloom pada sali chootiya banati thi..!!
Dhoka zindagi deti hai maut nahi......
Log kehte hai ki ladkiya zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, par wo log ye q bhul jate hai ki, dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi......
Relationship is lyk Tajmahal
Relationship is lyk Tajmahal: Everybody vil wonder hw beautiful it is. But nobody can undrstand hw difficult it ws to build..!!!
A true lover says
Some say: U can win Over ur enemy by luv, But a true lover says: Luv is d biggest enemy of lyf, wen it HURTS.
Masum Thi Bewafai Kar Gayi
Maine Faslo Ko Mitaya Wo Judai Kar Gayi Kitni Masum Thi Bewafai Kar Gayi Wo Sikha Gayi Kisi Pe N Etbar Karna Doato Kitni Burai Kar ke B 1 A...
Har rat tanha kyu hoti hai,
Har rat tanha kyu hoti hai, kismat se sabko shikayat kyu hoti hai, mile khuda to puchhana jarur jinhe PAA nahi sakte unse mohabbat kyu hoti ...
Make a sentence using neither-nor!
English Teacher:Make a sentence using neither-nor! Boy:When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither r they comfortable nor we.
True Meaning of Friendship:
True Meaning of Friendship: Where there are NO COMPROMISE in telling the SECRET & there is NO SECRET for which you need to COMPROMISE
I will always with u
i dsnt mean to upset u, hurt u or giving any painful feeling, if so please forgive me but in life u have learn more. so be happy, i will al...
Saturday, 21 November 2009
funny sms
When u feel lonely & cant c any1 around.. Everything seems 2 b dark & far.. Com w/ me,Hold my hands,I'll take u to.. An EYE SP...
jOKE SMS
Wife:I'm goin 2 England.Wht gift u want? Husband:A British girl Wife came back 2 India Husband:Where's my gift? W...
shero - shayri / funny sms
Ladki eik aisi paheli..! kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli.. Kharcha karo to bole,darling!! I love u!!!, na karo toh bole, brother!...
jOKE SMS
Girl:Main tumhare liye sb kuchh chhod dungi. Boy:Parents? Girl:yah. Boy:friends? Girl:ya h. Boy:rat ke serial? Girl:Muh sambhal ke bat ka...
jOKE SMS
Pati-Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi Is Hisab se mai 2 Shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon Biwi Boli-Bs Itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 ...
love sms
Think Big Thnk Positive Thnk Smart Thnk Beautiful Thnk Great I know,thatz 2 much 4 u, so here is a shortcut... JUST Thnk abt~ "ME...
Friday, 20 November 2009
shero - shayri
Dil Ko Aata He Jab v Khayal Unka,Tasvir Se Puchte He Haal Unka,Wo Kabhi Humse Puchte the Judai Kya He,Aaj Samjh Aaya He Sawal Unka
shero - shayri
Main kaise bhulun tumhi bata do, ek kafan la k mere dil pe odha do, ab khatm karo ye silsila chahat ka, jeene ki chah ko v mere dilse mita...
love sms
I Luv my eyes wen u luk it, I Luv my Name wen u say it, I Luv my Heart wen u Luv it, I Luv my Lyf wen u...
Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho, Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho, Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de de mujhe, Aaj na sahi too apna kal de de mujhe, Khushi de ya na de marzee teri, Apna dukh aur dard tu chal de de...
Apni hasi mein meri jhalk poge
Jis pal tum dil se muskurooge. apni hasi mein meri jhalk poge. Na samajhna ki sath chhod diya humne. Mudkar dekho har raah par apne saath p...
yaad me jine ko b pyar kahete he
Dil ki aavaj ko ejhar kahete he, Juki huai nigaho ko ikrar kahete he, Sirf jatane ka naam hi pyar nahi, kisi ki yaad me jine ko b pyar kahe...
Mushkurahat ke diwane bahot hai
Chote se dilme tarane bahot hai, Zindegi jineke bahane bahat hai, Hamesha khus aur muskurate rehna, Ap ke mushkurahat ke diwane bahot hai.
Wo Bewafa Thi IsMe Herat Ki Bat Kya
Muje Miti K Ghar Bnane Ka Shok Tha Use Asyane Girane Ka Shok Tha Wo Bewafa Thi IsMe Herat Ki Bat Kya Muje B Bewafa Logo Se Dil Lagane Ka Sh...
Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye
Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye Hum ro ro ke tub bhar diye or tum bewafa aye or uss me nha ke chal diye
Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha
Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha Uski thi hasane ki aadat Main uska pyaar samajh baitha
G bhar k Saza Q nai detey,
Ek baar hi G bhar k Saza Q nai detey, Me harf-e-ghalat hun to mita Q nai detey, Moti hun to Damn-e-muzna mein pro lo, Aansu hun to palkon sa...
Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish
Khuda Ne Kaha Ke Apne Ghamon Ki Numaish Na Kar, Apne Nseeb Ki Azmaish Na Kar, Jo Tera Ha Tarey Dar Pe Khud Aay Ga, Har Roz Oss Ko Panay Ki K...
Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Soch main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Dua main "TUM" Ho Meri hr Aas main "TUM...
thought sms
When God leads u to the edge of the cliff, only one of 2 things will happen; either he'll catch u when u fall, or he...
jOKE SMS
RAJANI KANTH's new film climax! 10 Runs 2 win in 1 ball Rajni d batsmen hits d ball.it splits into 2 halves. 1 goes 4 6 & the othe...
jOKE SMS
Santa: Yaar! Where does d sun go @ night? Banta: It doesn't in anywhere.. It remains there.. But due 2 darkness we can not c it!
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school. Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai. Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
New trend of BLACKMAIL:
New trend of BLACKMAIL: Employee - "If U dnt increase my salary, den I'l tel d whole office tat u increased 1ly my salary" Ho...
Aaj ghar jana he
1 LADKI paidal sAdAk pe ja rhi thi, LADKE ne Car rok ke pucha-Lift chahiye? LADKI-`nahi main 3 din se lift le rahi hu' Aaj ghar jana h...
shero - shayri
Sham se meri ye ankhen nam hain shayad is dil me chupa koi gam hai humse hai tanhai, tanha hum hai koi hai jiski yaad me ye rate...
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
thought sms / funny sms
Success formula: Sleep 8 hours.... Work 8 hours.... & Make sure they are not the 'same hours'......
Monday, 16 November 2009
funny sms
Meet in RAJASTAN, Love in PAKISTAN Marrage in DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon in AFGANISTAN,But dont bring ur population 2 our HINDUSTAN Jai hinD
Sunday, 15 November 2009
jOKE SMS
car me baithi 1 ladki ne 1 bhikhari ko 1 rs dekar ashirvad dene ko kha. bhikhari: car me 2 bthi ho ab kya aasman me bethogi......
Saturday, 14 November 2009
jOKE SMS
Santa-Jab be Chhota bacha tha na Tab Me Samundar me gir gaya tha. Banta-Phir tu kaise nikla? Santa-Are bewakuf,Gila hokar Aur ...
The person whom u love the most
The person whom u love the most breaks ur heart and leaves Even after years wen u see that person,ur heart misses a beat.. Hard but TRUE..
3 Things in Life should never be Lost
3 Things in Life once gone will never come back TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY. 3 Things in Life should never be Lost HOPE, LOVE & Come ...
Love isn't how you forget
Love isn't how you forget, but how you forgive, Not how you listen, but how you understand, Not how you see, but how you feel, Not how y...
soft sms is just enough
true n caring relation doesnt have to speak loud soft sms is just enough bcz it s not the mouth that really speak sits the heart that feels
Love is when two people join together
Love is when two people join together and make each other better people for having the other in their life
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