Funny sms

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life

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Funny sms

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, ...

10:29

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised- th...

08:30

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created ...

07:30

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of happi...

22:09

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW ...

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

2009 is at the door… Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything t...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will a...

10:31

Dosti / friendship sms

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK t...

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Na...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

New Year count down is about to begin.Here's sending my choicest blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 200...

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Love sms

I love you up from heaven down to the ground I'm really glad to have you found

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2009*

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Joke sms

Maths teacher asked RAJA If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "S...

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flirt sms

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room-by-room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to...

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tue...

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joke sms

D girl silently says 2 boy "Kiss me once again n i will b ur's 4evr" Boy-Thanx 4 d warning!

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

May this year mark the beginning of a year of pleasure and discovery for you. May each day hold something special, that is wonderful and new...

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

May all the dreams in your eyes, all the desires in your heart and all the hopes in your life blend together, to give you the most spectacul...

10:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE

With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world and with all the children's Smiles... I Wish U that ur all dreams c...

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dosti / friendship sms

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let...

10:31

chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here's wishing you a Merry Chri...

10:29

chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas...

10:29

chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the ...

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chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !HAPPY CHRIS...

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chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

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chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS...

10:31

chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable ” I wish U Enjoyable ” U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.

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chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

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love sms

U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.

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cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRIS...

10:31

cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

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funny sms

A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't all...

10:31

dosti / friendship sms

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

05:06

cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then...

19:05

cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

19:04

joke

Banta-yaar tu ta kise de ghar afsos te geya c,fir eni jaldi kyu wapis ageya? Santa-yaar main 10min baitha reha,kise ne hass k gall tak nahi ...

19:00

funny sms

Dil ko pata Tha woh jrur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh jaroor Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband...

21:03

cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("') (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to ...

21:02

birthday sms

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt...

21:00

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRI...

19:32

birthday sms

Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh talent… fresh energy… i wish u to have a… special sunday.. marvellous monday… tasty tuesday… wonderful wednesda...

19:31

joke

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan,Gali me mehak laya he. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aaj ...

19:31

motivational

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not.

21:48

Flirt sms

Can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

19:33

Flirt sms

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

19:33

love sms

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

19:07

motivational

Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.

22:44

love sms

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning bu...

18:47

birthday sms

On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of ...

18:46

joke sms

2 hear wat is unspoken 2 C wat is unseen 2 feel widout even touchin is d miracle called SCHIZOPHRENIA. A THREATNING DISEASE

21:10

flirt sms

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.

21:09

joke sms

Jindgi sales,Raste target, Wife daily reportng,Aulad incentve,Jawani comitment,Budhapa achivemnt,Maut promotion,Yahi he retail banking ki Po...

19:01

joke sms

Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi? Lady2: Kulu, Manali, Simla.. Lady1: Vaha Jake Kya Dekha? Lady2: Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Ceiling fan

18:41

shero-shayri

Wo ankho se yu sararat karte he Apni adaon se yu qayamat krte he Nigahen unke chehre se hat ti hi nhi Or wo hamari nazro se shikayat krte ha...

19:06

eid sms

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

16:20

love sms

The most amazing feeling in the world is to look at someone you really care about and know they feel the same way about you

15:59

eid sms

Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You.....

15:57

Letters and Notes

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; If you could be any note, I wish y...

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Sad sms

Text me when you are sad, Text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm you...

08:09

love sms

Love is in your heart not to stay, but to be shared.

03:59

eid sms

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum...

03:56

eid sms

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBAR...

15:56

eid sms

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad...

15:55

eid sms

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid...

15:54

eid sms

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubar...

03:53

joke sms

1Buddha STD booth gaya Chair par operator 1ladki thi;Boli-Baba kahankaroge? Wo sharma kar bola-kursi parto mushkil hoga,tu neeche hi bori bi...

15:58

joke sms

A man without hands and legs Taps at a prostitute's door... She asks,"How can you fucck me?"The man replied "How Do you t...

18:45

joke sms

1night,a Doctor says 2his Wife:U r not good in BED! Wife walks out Doctor feels sorry&calls her-Where r u going? Wife:To Get a 2nd OPINI...

18:55

funny sms

VIRGINITY is like baloon 1 prick its gone 4ever SEX is pack of chips once u start u cant stop exam paper is like DICK when its hard it just ...

19:29

flirt sms

Let’s not get engaged, not just yet.

19:28

birthday sms

Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happ...

19:24

flirt sms

Is that love I see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

18:55

flirt sms

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

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