thought sms 18

"Be regular as clock! Be fresh as rose! Be soft as flower! Be strong as rock! & & & Be NICE as me! I know its difficult, bu...

19:33

funny sms 27

"WELCOME TO www.love.com Type password * ** *** **** PROCESSING..... Sorry apki pyar karne ki umar nikal chuki hai. Try www.satsang.com...

19:32

dosti sms #7

JB B AAP (cell 1& 2 no)% AKELE HO (3 & 4)!% TENSION ME HO ( 5 & 6)% MUSKIL ME HO ( 7& 8)% DUKHI HO (9 & 10)% MIS KAR RAH...

19:36

thought sms 17

"Treat life as d sea,Ur heart as d sea-shore, frnds like d waves,it never matters how many waves r thr,what matters is which one touche...

19:28

funny sms 26

"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...

19:36

joke sms 26

"Girl :""Is dress ka kya price hai?"" Salesman:""Sirf 5 kiss"" Girl:""Or us dress ka?...

19:33

funny sms 25

Sanskrit teacher asked:wt is the meaning of""tamso maa jyotirgamaya"" santa said:tu so ja maa, mein jyoti de ghar ja k a...

19:35

shayri sms 3

Pyar se pyari koi majbori nahi hoti.Kabhi apno ki kami puri nahi hoti.Dil se juda hona ek bat hai"najro se door hona koi dori nahi hoti...

19:15

good morning sms

"We r lik tea bags, whose true strngth comes out when we r put in hot water so when problms upset u jst think, u must be Gods fav cup o...

19:35

good morning sms

"G: God O: Offers us O: Outstanding D: Devotion 2 M: Make us O: Obedient & R: Ready 4 N: New day 2 I: Initiate N: New Aim 4 the G: ...

19:55

funny sms 24

A song 4 u.... Agar tum mil jao, . . to taange tod denge hum, . . . tumhe paa kar . . tumhare peeche kutte chod denge hum. Buss! Tum ...

19:49

shayri sms 2

"Arz hai ""Na Himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai Na himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai. Himmat to usme hai jo bina ha...

19:30

thought sms 16

"Distances Do not matter when the memories are sweet. And Special people are not forgotten when they remain in Heart Beats.

19:27

joke sms 25

A man went 2 Hell. He asked Yamraj, can I make a call 2 my wife ? After making call he askd how much I hv 2 pay. Yamraj : Nothing, HELL 2 HE...

19:33

thought sms 15

"Time is like river, u can't touch the same water twice, because d flow that has passed will never pass again.. Enjoy every moment ...

19:38

Fact of life

Fact of life: No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence and if anyone cannot understand your silence, then they can never unders...

00:04

Shaadi sms

Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Chaturai se ki jisne... usne ...

23:15

Chinese & Indian

A chinese was in hospital. An Indian went to meet him, Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA..." & died Indian went to china...

22:40

thought sms 14

"Thought for the lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever...so ...

19:36

Your sms

When I don't get ur sms, A little pain in my heart, n tears in my eyes & Sadness falls on my face..... What is it.... Nothing... Jus...

08:09

joke sms24

"Aadmi Mandir kyo jata ha? Kyuki wha Aarti hai Puja hai Archna hai Bhawna hai Shanti hai Mahima hai Vandna hai Aradhna hai Sadhna hai e...

19:40

funny sms 23

"Khrgosh ke 12th mein 75% aye aur kachua k 50%. Phr bhi kachua ka admn colege mein ho gaya, kyun? Sports quota yar. Bachpan mein race n...

21:35

good night sms

"Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin.Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Nite boln...

20:36

dosti sms #6

"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...

19:30

shayri sms

Tinko se bane pal, pal se bane lamhe aur lamho ne waqt ko buna. Har pal koi kisi ke saath nahi reh sakta isiliye... Khuda ne yaado ko chuna....

19:46

motivational sms

Waves are inspiring, not because they rise and fall but because each time they fall, they never fail to rise again!!

19:36

funny sms 22

In his show panchvi pas,SRK asked me a ques- who is d biggest fool in d world? I dropped 5 crore Rs, but didnt tel ur name;-)

19:26

Food for thought

Food for thought: Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths. Pizza reaches faster tha...

10:04

Sci-Fi sms

All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. .... A Hero comes and saves them.... Electrons ask,"Who are ...

08:50

Oxygen & Santa

Teacher: Oxygen is must for life. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God, I was born after that, Pehle paida hota to mar jata.

08:48

Pizza

Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat, Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya. Waiter: RU Married Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bet...

07:48

joke sms23

"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...

19:56

thought sms 13

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...

22:15

joke sms22

"What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? .? ..? ...? ....? ....? Simple - Dono k baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate h...

19:43

funny sms 21

"Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ?? ? ? ? ? Ans: Dono Mein UMEEDWAAR 'KHARA Hota Hai."

19:27

Caring sms

Caring is a gift that no one can buy. It's made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories not just for a while but 4 a life...

00:21

Naukrani-Malik

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dho...

00:10

thought sms 12

"Golden words of hitler: when u r in light, everything will follow u.. Bt when u enter in dark, even ur own shadow will leave u. This i...

18:56

Gandhigiri sms

Apun ko yaad karne ka, Apun ko phone karne ka, Apun ko sms bhi karne ka..... Nahi kiya to ......... To to to Darne ka nahi.......

02:29

Dating

In INDIA, a survey was that how many boys want to go on DATE with ME. 5% said YES 0% said NO 95% said, "Sapne mat Dikhao Yaar, Hamari a...

02:26