Pyar bhara sms

Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho, Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho, Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho, lekin phi...

02:18

Daughter back at 3

Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am. :)

02:16

funny sms 20

"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Ever...

20:02

Teri Judai

Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai ...

09:02

funny sms 20

"BADMASH ka Beta ORAL EXAM me FAIL hua or akar Bap se bola:Un logo ne 3 Ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun bhi teri Aulad hai,Sala m...

21:48

wish sms

"Life is a magic,The beauty of life is in the next second,which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur...

19:49

thought sms 11

"Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work and confidence"

19:28

Oops, married

Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia, 74 volumes, Just Rs.1000 Man: Not needed, I'm married, wife knows everything

07:43

Hello sms

HELLO Do you know its meaning... H-How r u? E-Everything is alright L-Like to hear 4m u L-Love to see u soon O-Obviously I miss you

07:40

joke sms21

"Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar, Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar, sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,ped se chalang mar k bola ""Jo bole ...

19:45

funny sms 19

"Pita ka naam english main bolo. Student,BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Teacher.Wht non-sense.Iska matlab kya hua. Sunder lal chadda"

19:46

joke sms20

"Sardarji Fixed his Marriage on 2nd March.. He Sends lnvitation to his Friends: ""Marriage is 0n March 2nd. Please Come on fi...

19:39

joke sms19

"Teacher: Wat is the thing wich carries a lot of weight but has vry less weight itself? Boy: Mam its ur ""BRA""...

19:45

moral sms

"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! ! Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain Pappu: Legs Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri...

21:19

love 9

"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...

19:43

funny 18

"Long ago, a Person who Sacrificed his sleep, His likings smile even when he dislikes, His food, His lghter.. wr called Saints Bt, now ...

19:43

love 8

"When times r hard & frenz r few, u feel like lost and u r feeling blue, A shoulder to lean & a hand to hold, i'm there for...

19:46

thought 10

"We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think? u must be Gods fav c...

19:36

funny 17

"Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai, Bhoot:-Insan ko darane ke liye. Machchar:-Insan ko satane ke liye. Husband aur wife:-Insan ko banane ke ...

19:53

thought 9

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...

19:31

funny 16

"For Pepsi ""Sharukh"" For coke ""Aamir"" For Mirinda ''Vivek'' For Fanta ...

21:19

joke #18

"Santa invited angrej 4 lunch. Curd was served angrej asks. What is this? Santa did nt know englsh. He explain""milk sleeping...

20:47

joke #17

Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra. A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

19:39

love 7

"Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein. Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein. Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah. Jaise hota c...

19:39

thought 8

Losers make promises they often break, winners make commitments they always keep.

19:13

Maths and Girls

What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls? 1. Both are difficult to handle 2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one...

00:37

Loose motions

4 Guys 1 from Harvard University 1 from Oxford 1 from Texas 1 Santa from Punjab university All are asked 1 common question: What is the fast...

00:29

After marriage

Some Men Join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are MARRIED & they like PEACE.

00:27

New Examination Pattern

New Examination pattern in India: 1. General: Answers all questions 2. OBC: Write any one question 3. SC: Read all questions 4. ST: Thanx 4 ...

00:24

funny 15

"Apki ada Apki Smile Apka Chehra Apka bolna Apka Sharmana Apki Aankhe Apka Andaaz Ufff.. Koi cheez to dhang ki hoti"

19:26

love 6

Phir din dhal gaya fir raat aa gayi,fir tanhai me bethne ki baat aa gayi, abhi to taron ki panah me bethe hi the ki chand ko dekha to apki y...

21:42

funny 14

"Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI !! NIMBU PANI !!

19:13

funny 13

"Touch ur heart.U'll feel rythm of ur heartbeat.Touch ur wrist n u'll feel ur pulses Touch ur head n u'll feel rythm of tap...

19:09

joke #16

RAWAN- Doctor,mujhe saalo se loose motion ka problem hai,koi achchhi dawa do. DOCTOR- Prblm to hogi hi, tmhari incomin line 10 hai aur out...

18:47

funny 12

Wo chum le ek bar toh aati nahi neend,unki meethi awaz mein raat jaati hai beet,isliye kehta hoon yaaro, yeh risk naa uthao.... Kachua jalao...

19:08

misc 2

Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ans...

18:33

dosti #5

Mana k "pyar" ka pehla akshar adhura hai, lekhin "P" ko nikal do to "yar" reh jata hai, or aap jaisa yaar ho t...

18:50