Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho, Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho, Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho, lekin phi...
Monday, 30 June 2008
Daughter back at 3
02:16
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am. :)
Sunday, 29 June 2008
funny sms 20
20:02
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Ever...
Teri Judai
09:02
Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai ...
Saturday, 28 June 2008
funny sms 20
21:48
"BADMASH ka Beta ORAL EXAM me FAIL hua or akar Bap se bola:Un logo ne 3 Ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun bhi teri Aulad hai,Sala m...
Friday, 27 June 2008
wish sms
19:49
"Life is a magic,The beauty of life is in the next second,which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur...
Thursday, 26 June 2008
thought sms 11
19:28
"Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work and confidence"
Oops, married
07:43
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia, 74 volumes, Just Rs.1000 Man: Not needed, I'm married, wife knows everything
Hello sms
07:40
HELLO Do you know its meaning... H-How r u? E-Everything is alright L-Like to hear 4m u L-Love to see u soon O-Obviously I miss you
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
joke sms21
19:45
"Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar, Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar, sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,ped se chalang mar k bola ""Jo bole ...
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
funny sms 19
19:46
"Pita ka naam english main bolo. Student,BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Teacher.Wht non-sense.Iska matlab kya hua. Sunder lal chadda"
Monday, 23 June 2008
joke sms20
19:39
"Sardarji Fixed his Marriage on 2nd March.. He Sends lnvitation to his Friends: ""Marriage is 0n March 2nd. Please Come on fi...
Sunday, 22 June 2008
joke sms19
19:45
"Teacher: Wat is the thing wich carries a lot of weight but has vry less weight itself? Boy: Mam its ur ""BRA""...
Saturday, 21 June 2008
moral sms
21:19
"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! ! Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain Pappu: Legs Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri...
Friday, 20 June 2008
love 9
19:43
"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...
Thursday, 19 June 2008
funny 18
19:43
"Long ago, a Person who Sacrificed his sleep, His likings smile even when he dislikes, His food, His lghter.. wr called Saints Bt, now ...
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
love 8
19:46
"When times r hard & frenz r few, u feel like lost and u r feeling blue, A shoulder to lean & a hand to hold, i'm there for...
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
thought 10
19:36
"We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think? u must be Gods fav c...
Monday, 16 June 2008
funny 17
19:53
"Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai, Bhoot:-Insan ko darane ke liye. Machchar:-Insan ko satane ke liye. Husband aur wife:-Insan ko banane ke ...
Sunday, 15 June 2008
thought 9
19:31
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...
Saturday, 14 June 2008
Friday, 13 June 2008
joke #18
20:47
"Santa invited angrej 4 lunch. Curd was served angrej asks. What is this? Santa did nt know englsh. He explain""milk sleeping...
Thursday, 12 June 2008
joke #17
19:39
Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra. A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
love 7
19:39
"Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein. Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein. Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah. Jaise hota c...
Monday, 9 June 2008
Maths and Girls
00:37
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls? 1. Both are difficult to handle 2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one...
Loose motions
00:29
4 Guys 1 from Harvard University 1 from Oxford 1 from Texas 1 Santa from Punjab university All are asked 1 common question: What is the fast...
After marriage
00:27
Some Men Join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are MARRIED & they like PEACE.
New Examination Pattern
00:24
New Examination pattern in India: 1. General: Answers all questions 2. OBC: Write any one question 3. SC: Read all questions 4. ST: Thanx 4 ...
Sunday, 8 June 2008
funny 15
19:26
"Apki ada Apki Smile Apka Chehra Apka bolna Apka Sharmana Apki Aankhe Apka Andaaz Ufff.. Koi cheez to dhang ki hoti"
Saturday, 7 June 2008
love 6
21:42
Phir din dhal gaya fir raat aa gayi,fir tanhai me bethne ki baat aa gayi, abhi to taron ki panah me bethe hi the ki chand ko dekha to apki y...
Friday, 6 June 2008
funny 14
19:13
"Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI !! NIMBU PANI !!
Thursday, 5 June 2008
funny 13
19:09
"Touch ur heart.U'll feel rythm of ur heartbeat.Touch ur wrist n u'll feel ur pulses Touch ur head n u'll feel rythm of tap...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
joke #16
18:47
RAWAN- Doctor,mujhe saalo se loose motion ka problem hai,koi achchhi dawa do. DOCTOR- Prblm to hogi hi, tmhari incomin line 10 hai aur out...
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
funny 12
19:08
Wo chum le ek bar toh aati nahi neend,unki meethi awaz mein raat jaati hai beet,isliye kehta hoon yaaro, yeh risk naa uthao.... Kachua jalao...
Monday, 2 June 2008
misc 2
18:33
Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ans...
Sunday, 1 June 2008
dosti #5
18:50
Mana k "pyar" ka pehla akshar adhura hai, lekhin "P" ko nikal do to "yar" reh jata hai, or aap jaisa yaar ho t...
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