"1day a boy went 2meet her Grl Frnd wen he came back home Mom askd 'kaha gaye the' Boy- GF se milne gaya tha. Mom-KISLIYE??? B...
Saturday, 31 May 2008
Thursday, 29 May 2008
misc 1
18:21
(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds 2 read,3minutes 2 think,3 hours 2 understand,3days 2 demonstrate,3 weeks 2 explain and whole life 2...
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
funny 10
18:29
"Sweet fruits are nice to eat.. Sweet words are nice to say.. But sweet people are realy hard to find My gUdnes How did u manage to fin...
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
funny 9
20:43
" acha bhaala ('.') dost tha, _/''\_ Maine Grdan _/''\_ uda di, SMS nahi karta tha ab tum bhi soch lo....
Monday, 26 May 2008
joke #15
20:38
Blood test Ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne sardar ki ungli mooh me le lee, sardar hasne laga, bola abhi to urine test bhi baki hai...
Sunday, 25 May 2008
love 5
20:51
Wt's Love ?? Those who dn't know, cal it TIMEPASS. Those who play cal it GAME. Those who dnt hv it cal it DREAM. Th...
Saturday, 24 May 2008
funny 8
21:14
"Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife ke prati wafadar & imaandar raho.. yeh mat socho.. ""WI...
Friday, 23 May 2008
joke #14
22:00
JATT-1 majbut bed banao bcoz mere bate ko bahu ke sath sona hai. carpentr-aji aisa majbut banauga ki sara mohalla apki bahu k sath so sakega...
Thursday, 22 May 2008
joke #13
21:57
Husband & wife were fighting Husband says "tu sali kutti !" wife replied "tu sala kutta !" the child of them was ...
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
funny 7
21:00
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Monday, 19 May 2008
funny 5
04:24
"1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se Uska Nam Puchha Ladki ne kaha mere scoty ke piche likha hai scoty ke piche likha tha 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 Dimag h...
Sunday, 18 May 2008
thought 7
04:23
"The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether some one appreciates it or not. Good Morning."
Friday, 16 May 2008
funny 5
21:25
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Thursday, 15 May 2008
thought 6
21:24
"Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow,but it means that they have the ability to deal with them.Keep smiling
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
thought
20:46
There is only1 difference between DREAM & AIM. DREAM requires effortless sleep, whereas AIM require sleepless efforts.
Monday, 12 May 2008
dosti #4
20:45
"frndshp is a silent gift of nature... More old,more strong... More deep,more clear... More close,more warm...& Less words more und...
Sunday, 11 May 2008
joke #11
20:41
Teacher ne bra nahi Pehni thi. Uske blouse ke do hook khul gaye. Yeh dekh ke do ladke Hasne lage. Teacher boli: Hanso mat nahin toh dono ko ...
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Tears sms
21:37
Who said water helps in putting off fire, Well then why don't tears heal the burns in one's heart
mothers day
21:01
M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, ...
Friday, 9 May 2008
funny #12
21:05
"Maine apke liye ek film me baat ki hai, lead role hai,. Heroine apko gufa me le jayegi aur... goli maar degi!Film ka naam hai KUTTE K...
Send sms
10:33
Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they, Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage, Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai, kya aage SUKHA padne ki ch...
Friends sms
10:25
LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing, F stands for Friend, I'm happy to say my life is not a lie, as I have you as my friend. Thanks 4 bein...
Tear sms
10:23
Wordless Wisdom: Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world, but no one knows its value, until they have it in their own eyes ...
Amma
10:20
Santa ki amma mar gayi. 1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati... 2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati.... Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma k...
Thursday, 8 May 2008
joke #10
21:04
1bar Naradmuni dharti pr beer pine aye,12botal pine k bad waiter bola-apko chadti Q nhi?Nard bole-Me bhgwan hu.Waiter bola-chad gai sale ko.
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
funny #11
21:02
"800 Kamro ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar.Income ho arbo me aur 200 mercedes car.Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai.Isliye jagna hai...
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
joke #9
21:00
"Bhakt- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho? Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta. Bhakt- To meri 4 botal Ambala police station me zabt...
Monday, 5 May 2008
joke #9
21:36
"Damaad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaya. Gaon walon se pucha, yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wala jugad Hai Kya? Wo Bole: nahi babu. 1 tha, woh bhi aa...
Missing you sms
08:34
When you miss someone, D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT But my opinion is "If d person is so special, Why to miss them?, Ju...
Dhokha sms
08:32
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books h...
Shajahan aur Taj sms
08:29
Kisi Shayar ne arz kiya hai: Murkh tha Shahjahan, Jo kar gaya itna kharcha TAJ par Are kambakht, har din ek nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche k...
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Saturday, 3 May 2008
funny #10
21:35
Ladki aur tea me hmesha 6 qualiti dekho 1. Garm ho 2.tez ho 3.mithas brabar ho 4.dudh zada ho 5.do minet me tayar ho 6.jaldi thandi na ho ..
Friday, 2 May 2008
funny #9
21:38
"Arj kiya hai, aap k chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai aap k chehre pr udasi ankho mein nami hai TATA namak istemal karo aap me...
Thursday, 1 May 2008
funny #8
21:37
" Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati ...
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