funny 11

"1day a boy went 2meet her Grl Frnd wen he came back home Mom askd 'kaha gaye the' Boy- GF se milne gaya tha. Mom-KISLIYE??? B...

21:05

misc 1

(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds 2 read,3minutes 2 think,3 hours 2 understand,3days 2 demonstrate,3 weeks 2 explain and whole life 2...

18:21

funny 10

"Sweet fruits are nice to eat.. Sweet words are nice to say.. But sweet people are realy hard to find My gUdnes How did u manage to fin...

18:29

funny 9

" acha bhaala ('.') dost tha, _/''\_ Maine Grdan _/''\_ uda di, SMS nahi karta tha ab tum bhi soch lo....

20:43

joke #15

Blood test Ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne sardar ki ungli mooh me le lee, sardar hasne laga, bola abhi to urine test bhi baki hai...

20:38

love 5

Wt's Love ?? Those who dn't know, cal it TIMEPASS. Those who play cal it GAME. Those who dnt hv it cal it DREAM. Th...

20:51

funny 8

"Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife ke prati wafadar & imaandar raho.. yeh mat socho.. ""WI...

21:14

joke #14

JATT-1 majbut bed banao bcoz mere bate ko bahu ke sath sona hai. carpentr-aji aisa majbut banauga ki sara mohalla apki bahu k sath so sakega...

22:00

joke #13

Husband & wife were fighting Husband says "tu sali kutti !" wife replied "tu sala kutta !" the child of them was ...

21:57

funny 7

"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...

21:00

funny 6

" We live in a funny country, b'coz..... . . . . .....In INDIA, Pizza reaches home faster than the ambulance or police !!! "

21:25

joke #12

": Amma aam bat rahe hai. Amma b line me lag gyi,jab uski bari ayi POLICE WALA: Amma tum bhi!! AMMA: beta, Bujurg hu to kya hua,CHUS to...

04:27

funny 5

"1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se Uska Nam Puchha Ladki ne kaha mere scoty ke piche likha hai scoty ke piche likha tha 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 Dimag h...

04:24

thought 7

"The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether some one appreciates it or not. Good Morning."

04:23

funny 5

"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...

21:25

thought 6

"Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow,but it means that they have the ability to deal with them.Keep smiling

21:24

thought

There is only1 difference between DREAM & AIM. DREAM requires effortless sleep, whereas AIM require sleepless efforts.

20:46

dosti #4

"frndshp is a silent gift of nature... More old,more strong... More deep,more clear... More close,more warm...& Less words more und...

20:45

joke #11

Teacher ne bra nahi Pehni thi. Uske blouse ke do hook khul gaye. Yeh dekh ke do ladke Hasne lage. Teacher boli: Hanso mat nahin toh dono ko ...

20:41

Tears sms

Who said water helps in putting off fire, Well then why don't tears heal the burns in one's heart

21:37

mothers day

M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, ...

21:01

funny #12

"Maine apke liye ek film me baat ki hai, lead role hai,. Heroine apko gufa me le jayegi aur... goli maar degi!Film ka naam hai KUTTE K...

21:05

Send sms

Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they, Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage, Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai, kya aage SUKHA padne ki ch...

10:33

Friends sms

LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing, F stands for Friend, I'm happy to say my life is not a lie, as I have you as my friend. Thanks 4 bein...

10:25

Tear sms

Wordless Wisdom: Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world, but no one knows its value, until they have it in their own eyes ...

10:23

Amma

Santa ki amma mar gayi. 1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati... 2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati.... Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma k...

10:20

joke #10

1bar Naradmuni dharti pr beer pine aye,12botal pine k bad waiter bola-apko chadti Q nhi?Nard bole-Me bhgwan hu.Waiter bola-chad gai sale ko.

21:04

funny #11

"800 Kamro ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar.Income ho arbo me aur 200 mercedes car.Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai.Isliye jagna hai...

21:02

joke #9

"Bhakt- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho? Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta. Bhakt- To meri 4 botal Ambala police station me zabt...

21:00

joke #9

"Damaad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaya. Gaon walon se pucha, yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wala jugad Hai Kya? Wo Bole: nahi babu. 1 tha, woh bhi aa...

21:36

Missing you sms

When you miss someone, D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT But my opinion is "If d person is so special, Why to miss them?, Ju...

08:34

Dhokha sms

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books h...

08:32

Shajahan aur Taj sms

Kisi Shayar ne arz kiya hai: Murkh tha Shahjahan, Jo kar gaya itna kharcha TAJ par Are kambakht, har din ek nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche k...

08:29

joke #8

21:35

funny #10

Ladki aur tea me hmesha 6 qualiti dekho 1. Garm ho 2.tez ho 3.mithas brabar ho 4.dudh zada ho 5.do minet me tayar ho 6.jaldi thandi na ho ..

21:35

funny #9

"Arj kiya hai, aap k chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai aap k chehre pr udasi ankho mein nami hai TATA namak istemal karo aap me...

21:38

funny #8

" Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati ...

21:37