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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life
Funny sms
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised- th...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created ...
Monday, 29 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of happi...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
2009 is at the door… Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything t...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will a...
Dosti / friendship sms
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK t...
Sunday, 28 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Na...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
New Year count down is about to begin.Here's sending my choicest blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 200...
Saturday, 27 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2009*
Joke sms
Maths teacher asked RAJA If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "S...
Friday, 26 December 2008
flirt sms
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room-by-room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tue...
Thursday, 25 December 2008
joke sms
D girl silently says 2 boy "Kiss me once again n i will b ur's 4evr" Boy-Thanx 4 d warning!
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
May this year mark the beginning of a year of pleasure and discovery for you. May each day hold something special, that is wonderful and new...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
May all the dreams in your eyes, all the desires in your heart and all the hopes in your life blend together, to give you the most spectacul...
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world and with all the children's Smiles... I Wish U that ur all dreams c...
dosti / friendship sms
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here's wishing you a Merry Chri...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the ...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !HAPPY CHRIS...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable ” I wish U Enjoyable ” U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
love sms
U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.
Monday, 22 December 2008
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRIS...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
funny sms
A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't all...
dosti / friendship sms
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
Sunday, 21 December 2008
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
joke
Banta-yaar tu ta kise de ghar afsos te geya c,fir eni jaldi kyu wapis ageya? Santa-yaar main 10min baitha reha,kise ne hass k gall tak nahi ...
Saturday, 20 December 2008
funny sms
Dil ko pata Tha woh jrur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh jaroor Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("') (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to ...
birthday sms
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt...
Friday, 19 December 2008
CHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRI...
birthday sms
Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh talent… fresh energy… i wish u to have a… special sunday.. marvellous monday… tasty tuesday… wonderful wednesda...
joke
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan,Gali me mehak laya he. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aaj ...
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Monday, 15 December 2008
motivational
Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.
Sunday, 14 December 2008
love sms
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning bu...
birthday sms
On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of ...
Friday, 12 December 2008
joke sms
2 hear wat is unspoken 2 C wat is unseen 2 feel widout even touchin is d miracle called SCHIZOPHRENIA. A THREATNING DISEASE
Thursday, 11 December 2008
joke sms
Jindgi sales,Raste target, Wife daily reportng,Aulad incentve,Jawani comitment,Budhapa achivemnt,Maut promotion,Yahi he retail banking ki Po...
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
joke sms
Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi? Lady2: Kulu, Manali, Simla.. Lady1: Vaha Jake Kya Dekha? Lady2: Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Ceiling fan
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
shero-shayri
Wo ankho se yu sararat karte he Apni adaon se yu qayamat krte he Nigahen unke chehre se hat ti hi nhi Or wo hamari nazro se shikayat krte ha...
Monday, 8 December 2008
eid sms
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.
love sms
The most amazing feeling in the world is to look at someone you really care about and know they feel the same way about you
eid sms
Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You.....
Letters and Notes
If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; If you could be any note, I wish y...
Sad sms
Text me when you are sad, Text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm you...
eid sms
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum...
Sunday, 7 December 2008
eid sms
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBAR...
eid sms
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad...
eid sms
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid...
eid sms
No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubar...
Saturday, 6 December 2008
joke sms
1Buddha STD booth gaya Chair par operator 1ladki thi;Boli-Baba kahankaroge? Wo sharma kar bola-kursi parto mushkil hoga,tu neeche hi bori bi...
Friday, 5 December 2008
joke sms
A man without hands and legs Taps at a prostitute's door... She asks,"How can you fucck me?"The man replied "How Do you t...
Thursday, 4 December 2008
joke sms
1night,a Doctor says 2his Wife:U r not good in BED! Wife walks out Doctor feels sorry&calls her-Where r u going? Wife:To Get a 2nd OPINI...
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
funny sms
VIRGINITY is like baloon 1 prick its gone 4ever SEX is pack of chips once u start u cant stop exam paper is like DICK when its hard it just ...
birthday sms
Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happ...
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Sunday, 30 November 2008
birthday sms
You can spend hundreds on birthdays, thousands on festivals, lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to spend is your TIME
Saturday, 29 November 2008
joke sms
• jaang jal gayi. Dr. ne Burnol aur Viagara likh ke diya.Sardar bola burnol to samjha par viagra kyo? Dr: Usse lungi unchi rahegi
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
love sms
I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen till I met you.
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
funny sms
The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
Love sms
You know your in love when you can't stand being around that person, but when you leave you can't stand being away from them.
Monday, 17 November 2008
flirt sms
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!
Sunday, 16 November 2008
birthday sms
Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more… Happy birthday
Saturday, 15 November 2008
love sms
When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it...
Doctors film banaye
Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota: 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham 2. Kaho na bukhar hai 3. TB no. 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. ...
Cupid has hit me
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has...
Recipe of Friendship sms
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4e...
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
children's day sms
Time for some splashing fun Cheers 'n' jolly time for everyone coz it's Children's Day May the love n laughter always stay o...
children's day sms
Chacha ka hai janamdivas Sabhi bacche aayenge Chacha ji ke phool gulab se.. Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge! Happy Children’s Day!
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
children's day sms
Teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge, Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni… Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge.. ...
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
love sms
Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect
Monday, 10 November 2008
flirt sms 18
I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed ...
Sunday, 9 November 2008
Your smile
Without Friend, Life Waste, Without Salt, Food Waste, Without Story, Cinema Waste, Hamara sms nahi to apka mobile waste.. But Apki smile nah...
Light gone sms
Santani: Lo light chali gayi... Santa: Light chali gayi to fan chalu kar.. Santani: Lo kar di stupid walo baat, fan chalu karne se mombatti ...
Saturday, 8 November 2008
Friday, 7 November 2008
love sms 23
The best and most beautiful things in the world can't be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
birthday sms 15
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du....
Monday, 3 November 2008
birthday sms 14
Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared. Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.
Sunday, 2 November 2008
birthday sms 13
For the world, i’s just another day, But for me today is the best day of the year! . . . . Happy Birthday my love.
love sms 22
When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it...
Saturday, 1 November 2008
birthday sms 12
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!
Friday, 31 October 2008
birthday sms 11
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happ...
Thursday, 30 October 2008
joke sms 42
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ...
birthday sms 10
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy ...
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
birthday sms 9
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday ...
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
birthday sms 8
I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i do not express...
Monday, 27 October 2008
diwali / dipawali sms 22
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...
diwali / dipawali sms 20
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
diwali / dipawali sms 21
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
diwali / dipawali sms 19
With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
diwali / dipawali sms 18
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a ver...
diwali / dipawali sms 17
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki ...
Sunday, 26 October 2008
birthday sms 7
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know...
diwali / dipawali sms 15
"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnat...
diwali / dipawali sms 14
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...
diwali / dipawali sms 16
0 days 13 hours 780 mins.. 46800 seconds... are left.... I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
diwali / dipawali sms 13
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*….
diwali / dipawali sms 11
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali
diwali / dipawali sms 12
Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli, Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan, Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali
Saturday, 25 October 2008
love sms 21
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful.
diwali / dipawali sms 9
For this, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive seaso...
diwali / dipawali sms 10
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
diwali / dipawali sms 8
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” H...
diwali / dipawali sms 7
Har dam khushiya ho sath, Kabhi daman na ho Khali Hum sab Ke taraf se, Wish you Happy Diwali.
diwali / dipawali sms 6
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se...
birthday sms 6
Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday
Friday, 24 October 2008
birthday sms 5
if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart
diwali / dipawali sms 5
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...
Thursday, 23 October 2008
love sms 19
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on forever
birthday sms 4
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style...
diwali / dipawali sms 4
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
birthday sms 3
'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
diwali / dipawali sms 3
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...
DeepMala sms
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...
Laxmi on Diwali
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi ...
Shubh Deepawali
Hamari Bhagwan se prarthna hai ki wo aapko Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, ...
Diwali wishes sms
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye D...
Happy Diwali
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali...
Best Traffic Ad sms
Best Traffic ad for the year Lord Ganesha says, "Care for ur head, Not everyone gets a replacement like me! Wear helmet!! Have a good l...
Rajasthani sms (poem)
Jony Jony poem in rajasthani 'Kalu kalu' 'k bapu' 'zardo khayo' 'na bapu' 'jhoot bole' 'na bapu...
Monday, 20 October 2008
Diwali / dipawali sms 2
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke hon, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a ve...
Birthday sms 2
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel… ha...
Sunday, 19 October 2008
joke sms 41
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility...
birthday sms 1
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in...
diwali / dipawali sms 1
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Saturday, 18 October 2008
funny sms 28
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath th...
Friday, 17 October 2008
Thursday, 16 October 2008
karva chauth sms 3
Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.. Karv...
joke sms 40
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People...
karva chauth sms 2
Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai, Ye din hai karvachauth ka.. Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai.. Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab...
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
joke sms 39
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shoc...
karva chauth sms 1
Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.. Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Monday, 13 October 2008
joke sms 38
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id.....
Sunday, 12 October 2008
joke sms 37
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility...
Monday, 6 October 2008
dussehra / vijayadashmi sms 3
Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festi...
Saturday, 4 October 2008
love sms 14
Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.
joke sms 36
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I s...
Nice Words sms
Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY.. Amazing but true Every ending can be a new beginning...
Sardar dimag sms
Ek sardar ne mendak se pucha: Sardaron me dimag hota hai ya nahi Mendak bola: NAHI aur pani mein kood gaya. Sardar: To isme SUICIDE karne w...
Friday, 3 October 2008
joke sms 35
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
dussehra / vijayadashmi sms 1
Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festi...
Thursday, 2 October 2008
joke sms 34
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi...
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
eid sms
Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, Koi Hamari tarah kahey to ba...
eid sms
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongs...
Tuesday, 30 September 2008
eid sms
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNg...
eid sms
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK
eid sms
Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.
eid sms
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.
eid sms
Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka ...
eid sms
The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua's is all i request and just wanted to wish...
joke sms 33
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Monday, 29 September 2008
navratra sms 14
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko "NAVRATRI" ka t...
navratra sms 15
Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MA...
navratra sms 11
Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. “JAI MATA DI”
navratra sms 12
May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & S...
navratra sms 13
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. “HAPPY NAVR...
navratra sms 10
Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye...
Sunday, 28 September 2008
joke sms 32
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its ...
flirt sms 8
I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came true because in my dreams i am always with you.
navratra sms 9
“Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATR...
Saturday, 27 September 2008
love sms 12
They say it takes a minute to find a special person An hour to appreciate them A day to love them But then an entire life to forget them
navratra sms 8
Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MA...
Lovers sms
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa bann...
Meeting sms
The World is round, We'll meet again and again.. Whenver we meet I'll ask you,"How r u?" Hope you'll not jumble the wo...
Friday, 26 September 2008
joke sms 31
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara ser...
love sms 11
There are 3 great things in this world The first thing is for you to love someone The second thing is for someone to love you back And the t...
navratra sms 7
May this navratre give u… *shanti *shakti *sampati *swarup *saiyam *saadgi *safalta *samridhi *sanskar *swaasth *sammaan *sarswati aur *sneh...
Thursday, 25 September 2008
navratra sms 6
Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Pea...
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
joke sms 30
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH ...
love sms 9
They say it takes a minute to find a special person An hour to appreciate them A day to love them But then an entire life to forget them
navratra sms 5
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko “NAVRATRI” ka tyohar…
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
joke sms 29
A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievabl...
navratra sms 4
May This Navratri be as bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you an...
Pearl of life
Pearl of life: Don't count what u lost, Cherish what u have and plan what u can gain because Past never returns and Future may return d ...
Monday, 22 September 2008
navratra sms 3
Navratri Special : Koi Fail Hota Hai, Koi Pass Hota Hai, Magar Girl Freind Usiko Milti Hai Jiske Pass Xtra Pass Hota Hai …
Sunday, 21 September 2008
joke sms 28
Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GO...
navratra sms 2
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled wit...
Saturday, 20 September 2008
navratra sms 1
Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it u...
love sms 7
Love is like sunshine. It brings a golden glow to its beholder's face. And a warm feeling all over their body. It awakens souls and open...
Friday, 19 September 2008
Friendship means: U happy, I happy, U sad, I sad, U laugh, I laugh, U jump down from the building, .... I continue to laugh.
God's Grace sms
Send this message to 5,00,000 people... DO NOT IGNORE, Its very serious, This is not a joke, ITS GOD GRACE, After one month, you'll rece...
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Muskura do
Palak jhuka kar salaam karte hai, Dil ki duwa aapke naam karte hai, Kabool ho to muskura dena, Aapki ek muskurahat pe jaan nisar karte hai.
Think about me sms
Think smart... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great.... Think attractive... But wait... this will be too much for you.... Just t...
Together sms
Coming together is beginning Staying together is progress Living together is life Dying together is love But being apart and still being tog...
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Friday, 12 September 2008
flirt sms 3
The shortest word for me is I The sweetest word for me is LOVE The only one for me is YOU
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Wake up sms
Every morning you have two choices, Continue your sleep with your dreams, or Wake up and Chase your dreams, Choice is yours.... Good Morning
Tamannaein
Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar... Kuch tamannaein jina sikha deti hain... Hum kis tamanna ke sahare jiye, Ye zindagi roz ek tamann...
Good Morning sms
Morning is a wonderful opportunity 2 pray 2 love 2 care 2 smile and to thank God 4 all that we received in life.... GOOD MORNING
Rapchik sms
Ehsaas aapka jis pal nahi hota, Saason ka silsila mukammal nahi hota, Mobile ka inbox bhi khoobsurat nahi lagta, Jab tak isme aapka ek rapch...
onam message 4
May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere Whatever you do Whatever you think Whatever you hope in your life "Wish you a Happy Onam...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
onam message 3
Wish you all a very happy, prosperous, colorful, healthy, wealthy and funfilled Onam! Let this season brings you all lot of good luck, peace...
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
onam message 2
May the God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. ...
Movies sms
Life is KISMAT KONNECTION When it ends JAANE TU YA JAANE NA So lets do THODA PYAR THODA MAGIC Who knows LOVE STORY 2050 comes in your life a...
Alone sms
Fact of life: Some tough battles have 2 b fought alone... Some paths have to be crossed alone... So, never be emotionally attached to any on...
Sweet dreams
Night is a nice gift,,, so open the gift by closing ur eyes, u'll see the another world waiting for you.... Enjoy it with sweet dreamz
Monday, 8 September 2008
onam message 1
The Onam is an occasion for people to remind themselves of the all pervasive nature of divine. I wish all your family members a happy Onam ...
Sunday, 7 September 2008
love sms 6
Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Friday, 5 September 2008
joke sms 27
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
Thursday, 4 September 2008
ramadan sms 1
RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Luv A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This ...
teachers day sms
Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukraguzar !
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
love sms 3
Meeting you was fate, becoming you're friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 8
Ganesh Chaturthi definition sms Ganapati - Lord of all Gods Alampata - Infinite Lord Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches Eshan...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 7
Sri ganesh ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aap...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 5
Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya. Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya! JAY GANESH..! Mangal murti morya!!! Jay ganesh deva...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 6
GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai sbke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai “JAI SHREE G...
Monday, 1 September 2008
GANESHA\GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 4
This, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of...
Personality Tax sms
Government of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai, Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega... Aap to safe hain, O my God, Mera ky...
I want to share with you
I want to share everything with you... your sadness, your happy moments, each & everything, every single second of the day, Let's st...
Sunday, 31 August 2008
GANESHA\GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 4
Wishing that Lord Ganesha... fills your home with... Prosperity & fortune... Best wishes on Ganesh Chatrurthi
GANESHA \GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 3
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”GANESHA PUJA”*” ….*”*”*….
Saturday, 30 August 2008
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 2
“aaj se aap ke yaha, Dhan ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho har dil pE aapka raj ho, unnati ka sIr pE taj ho ghar Aapk...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 1
I wish u HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI and I pray to God for ur prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may ur all dreams come true...
Friday, 29 August 2008
joke sms 26
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
love sms
Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this.
I wish your life... Soft as silk White as milk Sweet as honey Full of money May all dreamz come true... Good Morning
Read Carefully, Last nite God gave me 2 choices. Either to have a good friend like you or to have excellent memory.... .... I don't reme...
Sunday, 24 August 2008
flirt sms 1
You can fall from the sky You can fall from a tree But the best way to fall Is in love with me
Friday, 22 August 2008
janamashtami sms 5
"Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare, He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva, Tribhvan Ke Swami, Sakha Humare, He Nath Narayan Vasudeva, Aapki Janamasht...
janamashtami sms 4
"Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare, He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva, Tribhvan Ke Swami, Sakha Humare, He Nath Narayan Vasudeva, Aapki Janamasht...
Thursday, 21 August 2008
janamashtami sms 3
Maakhan chorr hai aayo, Yashomati Maiya ka nandlala, Dharti pe bhagwan ka avataar hai aoyo, Harne Kans jaise papi ko Karne kalyan Dharti maa...
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
janamashtami sms 2
Happy Janmashtami.may lord krishna flute invite the melody of love into yr life.May radhaji's love teach not onlt how 2 love but 2 love ...
Monday, 18 August 2008
janamashtami sms
Pavitra parv aaj ka din hai Liya janam mahre kisna ne jake liye sarvatra brahmand prassann hai Jai kisan jai kisan Jai gosh se vishva dhanya...
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Take care
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give Cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all, but heart to one, Give life to all but live for on...
Nepali ko chiragh mila... Chirag Ragra... Jinn Nikla.... Bola - 3 wish batao... Nepali bola... 1. Ek Bara bangla... 2. Usme khoob daulatmand...
Beautiful Teacher
Behind Every successful student, there is one girl friend, But what about unsuccessful student, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. A Beautiful Teacher :)
Lot of Girl Friends
Behind Every successful student, there is one girl friend, But what about unsuccessful student, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Lot of girl friends :)
Friday, 15 August 2008
Allah kisi ko mobile na de
Allah kiski ko mobile na de, Agar de to usme sms ka system na de, System de to balance na de, Agar balance de to kam se kam 2-4 msg karne ka...
Subah ho chuki hai .... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Button dabane se raat nahi ho jayegi ... Chup chap uth jao... Good Morning
Happy Independence Day
Halki si dhoop barsaat ke baad, Thodi si khushi har baat ke baad, Isi tarah sab ko mubarak ho Jashn-e-azaadi aap ke baad, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE...
Thursday, 14 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-9
Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c.. How bout jalebi? Hmm... Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. Happy Raksha Bandh...
jahan bi lawaris vastu dekhe, wahan se baag jaye. yeh RAKHI bi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi aapko BAI bana sakti hai .AASHIQ WELFAR...
independence day sms 12
Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride & we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SI...
independence day sms 11
Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Flag of my country Furls very high, Happy Independence day On Independence Day Here's w...
independence day sms 10
Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
independence day sms 9
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki, Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi, mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo ...
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
independence day sms 8
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen ***HAPPY INDEP...
independence day sms 7
azadi k din par meri dua haik ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k b...
independence day sms 6
Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day... never forget their sacrifice..Happy Independence day
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-8
You are so cute, darling and adorable.. Can't help forming a relationship with you... Please Accept me As your Dearest and Sweetest Behn...
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-7
Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari...
Sunday, 10 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-3
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
independence day sms 3
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….
independence day sms 2
Independence day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-4
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for ev...
independence day sms 5
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki, Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi, mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo ...
independence day sms 4
00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 (((DhuzZ))) =*=*=*=*= aazadi Mubarak! DON jub chahta hai swatantrta divas manata hai…!!!
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-6
If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-5
Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Behna hai...luv u always. Happy Rakhi..
Parents sms
Ever noticed, Our Parents spend 1st 18 months trying to make us stand up and talk, ...... and the next 18 years trying to make us sit and li...
Touch me sms
Yesterday, In my dreams all my books were singing... Guess... which song .... Zara zara hold me, hold me, hold me zara zara touch me, touch ...
Send sms
Ye jo dibba haath me pakda hai, ye sirf msg padhne ke liye nahi hai, MSG karke bhi dekho.... Maza aayega
Friday, 8 August 2008
Behave sms
THINK: "Always behave like a Duck." Be calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle with great vigour underneath.
Shaadi ke bad yaad
Kisi ki yaad aaye - Yaad karo Jyada aaye - SMS karo Aur jyada aaye - Phone karo Aur jyada aaye - Mil lo Aur jyada aaye - Pyar karo, Aur jyad...
Keep in touch sms
Sometimes we wonder why friends keep forwarding messages to us, The reason is bcoz they have nothing to say, but still want to keep in touch
Thursday, 7 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-2
Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and...
independence day sms 1
On Independence Day Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS!
Monday, 4 August 2008
Branch Manager
Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai... Socho kyo...? Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.. :)
Aap hi aap
> Aapki Yaadon ka > Aapki baaton ka > Aapke naam ki > Aapke kareeb hone ka > Aapke sms ka
Boy friends
Boy: I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hotcoal barefoot Jus 4 u Girl: So sweet, can you come to my home r...
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-1
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwh...
Sunday, 3 August 2008
Friendship Day
Let me tie this to your hand ===( )=== A friendship band for a true friend We are apart, still I can feel You are nearest to me "HAPPY ...
Friendship Day sms
No word is as beautiful as friend, No friend is as wonderful as you, A friend is sweet when it is new, Its sweeter when its true, Like u, $ ...
Thursday, 31 July 2008
thought sms 18
"Be regular as clock! Be fresh as rose! Be soft as flower! Be strong as rock! & & & Be NICE as me! I know its difficult, bu...
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
funny sms 27
"WELCOME TO www.love.com Type password * ** *** **** PROCESSING..... Sorry apki pyar karne ki umar nikal chuki hai. Try www.satsang.com...
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
dosti sms #7
JB B AAP (cell 1& 2 no)% AKELE HO (3 & 4)!% TENSION ME HO ( 5 & 6)% MUSKIL ME HO ( 7& 8)% DUKHI HO (9 & 10)% MIS KAR RAH...
Monday, 28 July 2008
thought sms 17
"Treat life as d sea,Ur heart as d sea-shore, frnds like d waves,it never matters how many waves r thr,what matters is which one touche...
Sunday, 27 July 2008
funny sms 26
"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...
Friday, 25 July 2008
joke sms 26
"Girl :""Is dress ka kya price hai?"" Salesman:""Sirf 5 kiss"" Girl:""Or us dress ka?...
Thursday, 24 July 2008
funny sms 25
Sanskrit teacher asked:wt is the meaning of""tamso maa jyotirgamaya"" santa said:tu so ja maa, mein jyoti de ghar ja k a...
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
shayri sms 3
Pyar se pyari koi majbori nahi hoti.Kabhi apno ki kami puri nahi hoti.Dil se juda hona ek bat hai"najro se door hona koi dori nahi hoti...
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
good morning sms
"We r lik tea bags, whose true strngth comes out when we r put in hot water so when problms upset u jst think, u must be Gods fav cup o...
Monday, 21 July 2008
good morning sms
"G: God O: Offers us O: Outstanding D: Devotion 2 M: Make us O: Obedient & R: Ready 4 N: New day 2 I: Initiate N: New Aim 4 the G: ...
Sunday, 20 July 2008
funny sms 24
A song 4 u.... Agar tum mil jao, . . to taange tod denge hum, . . . tumhe paa kar . . tumhare peeche kutte chod denge hum. Buss! Tum ...
Friday, 18 July 2008
shayri sms 2
"Arz hai ""Na Himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai Na himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai. Himmat to usme hai jo bina ha...
Thursday, 17 July 2008
thought sms 16
"Distances Do not matter when the memories are sweet. And Special people are not forgotten when they remain in Heart Beats.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
joke sms 25
A man went 2 Hell. He asked Yamraj, can I make a call 2 my wife ? After making call he askd how much I hv 2 pay. Yamraj : Nothing, HELL 2 HE...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
thought sms 15
"Time is like river, u can't touch the same water twice, because d flow that has passed will never pass again.. Enjoy every moment ...
Fact of life
Fact of life: No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence and if anyone cannot understand your silence, then they can never unders...
Monday, 14 July 2008
Shaadi sms
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Chaturai se ki jisne... usne ...
Chinese & Indian
A chinese was in hospital. An Indian went to meet him, Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA..." & died Indian went to china...
thought sms 14
"Thought for the lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever...so ...
Your sms
When I don't get ur sms, A little pain in my heart, n tears in my eyes & Sadness falls on my face..... What is it.... Nothing... Jus...
Sunday, 13 July 2008
joke sms24
"Aadmi Mandir kyo jata ha? Kyuki wha Aarti hai Puja hai Archna hai Bhawna hai Shanti hai Mahima hai Vandna hai Aradhna hai Sadhna hai e...
Saturday, 12 July 2008
funny sms 23
"Khrgosh ke 12th mein 75% aye aur kachua k 50%. Phr bhi kachua ka admn colege mein ho gaya, kyun? Sports quota yar. Bachpan mein race n...
Friday, 11 July 2008
good night sms
"Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin.Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Nite boln...
Thursday, 10 July 2008
dosti sms #6
"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
shayri sms
Tinko se bane pal, pal se bane lamhe aur lamho ne waqt ko buna. Har pal koi kisi ke saath nahi reh sakta isiliye... Khuda ne yaado ko chuna....
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
motivational sms
Waves are inspiring, not because they rise and fall but because each time they fall, they never fail to rise again!!
Monday, 7 July 2008
funny sms 22
In his show panchvi pas,SRK asked me a ques- who is d biggest fool in d world? I dropped 5 crore Rs, but didnt tel ur name;-)
Food for thought
Food for thought: Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths. Pizza reaches faster tha...
Sci-Fi sms
All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. .... A Hero comes and saves them.... Electrons ask,"Who are ...
Oxygen & Santa
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God, I was born after that, Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Pizza
Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat, Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya. Waiter: RU Married Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bet...
Sunday, 6 July 2008
joke sms23
"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...
Saturday, 5 July 2008
thought sms 13
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...
Friday, 4 July 2008
joke sms22
"What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? .? ..? ...? ....? ....? Simple - Dono k baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate h...
Thursday, 3 July 2008
funny sms 21
"Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ?? ? ? ? ? Ans: Dono Mein UMEEDWAAR 'KHARA Hota Hai."
Caring sms
Caring is a gift that no one can buy. It's made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories not just for a while but 4 a life...
Naukrani-Malik
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dho...
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
thought sms 12
"Golden words of hitler: when u r in light, everything will follow u.. Bt when u enter in dark, even ur own shadow will leave u. This i...
Gandhigiri sms
Apun ko yaad karne ka, Apun ko phone karne ka, Apun ko sms bhi karne ka..... Nahi kiya to ......... To to to Darne ka nahi.......
Dating
In INDIA, a survey was that how many boys want to go on DATE with ME. 5% said YES 0% said NO 95% said, "Sapne mat Dikhao Yaar, Hamari a...
Monday, 30 June 2008
Pyar bhara sms
Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho, Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho, Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho, lekin phi...
Daughter back at 3
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am. :)
Sunday, 29 June 2008
funny sms 20
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Ever...
Teri Judai
Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai ...
Saturday, 28 June 2008
funny sms 20
"BADMASH ka Beta ORAL EXAM me FAIL hua or akar Bap se bola:Un logo ne 3 Ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun bhi teri Aulad hai,Sala m...
Friday, 27 June 2008
wish sms
"Life is a magic,The beauty of life is in the next second,which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur...
Thursday, 26 June 2008
thought sms 11
"Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work and confidence"
Oops, married
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia, 74 volumes, Just Rs.1000 Man: Not needed, I'm married, wife knows everything
Hello sms
HELLO Do you know its meaning... H-How r u? E-Everything is alright L-Like to hear 4m u L-Love to see u soon O-Obviously I miss you
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
joke sms21
"Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar, Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar, sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,ped se chalang mar k bola ""Jo bole ...
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
funny sms 19
"Pita ka naam english main bolo. Student,BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Teacher.Wht non-sense.Iska matlab kya hua. Sunder lal chadda"
Monday, 23 June 2008
joke sms20
"Sardarji Fixed his Marriage on 2nd March.. He Sends lnvitation to his Friends: ""Marriage is 0n March 2nd. Please Come on fi...
Sunday, 22 June 2008
joke sms19
"Teacher: Wat is the thing wich carries a lot of weight but has vry less weight itself? Boy: Mam its ur ""BRA""...
Saturday, 21 June 2008
moral sms
"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! ! Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain Pappu: Legs Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri...
Friday, 20 June 2008
love 9
"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...
Thursday, 19 June 2008
funny 18
"Long ago, a Person who Sacrificed his sleep, His likings smile even when he dislikes, His food, His lghter.. wr called Saints Bt, now ...
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
love 8
"When times r hard & frenz r few, u feel like lost and u r feeling blue, A shoulder to lean & a hand to hold, i'm there for...
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
thought 10
"We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think? u must be Gods fav c...
Monday, 16 June 2008
funny 17
"Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai, Bhoot:-Insan ko darane ke liye. Machchar:-Insan ko satane ke liye. Husband aur wife:-Insan ko banane ke ...
Sunday, 15 June 2008
thought 9
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...
Saturday, 14 June 2008
Friday, 13 June 2008
joke #18
"Santa invited angrej 4 lunch. Curd was served angrej asks. What is this? Santa did nt know englsh. He explain""milk sleeping...
Thursday, 12 June 2008
joke #17
Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra. A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
love 7
"Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein. Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein. Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah. Jaise hota c...
Monday, 9 June 2008
Maths and Girls
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls? 1. Both are difficult to handle 2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one...
Loose motions
4 Guys 1 from Harvard University 1 from Oxford 1 from Texas 1 Santa from Punjab university All are asked 1 common question: What is the fast...
After marriage
Some Men Join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are MARRIED & they like PEACE.
New Examination Pattern
New Examination pattern in India: 1. General: Answers all questions 2. OBC: Write any one question 3. SC: Read all questions 4. ST: Thanx 4 ...
Sunday, 8 June 2008
funny 15
"Apki ada Apki Smile Apka Chehra Apka bolna Apka Sharmana Apki Aankhe Apka Andaaz Ufff.. Koi cheez to dhang ki hoti"
Saturday, 7 June 2008
love 6
Phir din dhal gaya fir raat aa gayi,fir tanhai me bethne ki baat aa gayi, abhi to taron ki panah me bethe hi the ki chand ko dekha to apki y...
Friday, 6 June 2008
funny 14
"Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI !! NIMBU PANI !!
Thursday, 5 June 2008
funny 13
"Touch ur heart.U'll feel rythm of ur heartbeat.Touch ur wrist n u'll feel ur pulses Touch ur head n u'll feel rythm of tap...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
joke #16
RAWAN- Doctor,mujhe saalo se loose motion ka problem hai,koi achchhi dawa do. DOCTOR- Prblm to hogi hi, tmhari incomin line 10 hai aur out...
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
funny 12
Wo chum le ek bar toh aati nahi neend,unki meethi awaz mein raat jaati hai beet,isliye kehta hoon yaaro, yeh risk naa uthao.... Kachua jalao...
Monday, 2 June 2008
misc 2
Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ans...
Sunday, 1 June 2008
dosti #5
Mana k "pyar" ka pehla akshar adhura hai, lekhin "P" ko nikal do to "yar" reh jata hai, or aap jaisa yaar ho t...
Saturday, 31 May 2008
funny 11
"1day a boy went 2meet her Grl Frnd wen he came back home Mom askd 'kaha gaye the' Boy- GF se milne gaya tha. Mom-KISLIYE??? B...
Thursday, 29 May 2008
misc 1
(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds 2 read,3minutes 2 think,3 hours 2 understand,3days 2 demonstrate,3 weeks 2 explain and whole life 2...
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
funny 10
"Sweet fruits are nice to eat.. Sweet words are nice to say.. But sweet people are realy hard to find My gUdnes How did u manage to fin...
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
funny 9
" acha bhaala ('.') dost tha, _/''\_ Maine Grdan _/''\_ uda di, SMS nahi karta tha ab tum bhi soch lo....
Monday, 26 May 2008
joke #15
Blood test Ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne sardar ki ungli mooh me le lee, sardar hasne laga, bola abhi to urine test bhi baki hai...
Sunday, 25 May 2008
love 5
Wt's Love ?? Those who dn't know, cal it TIMEPASS. Those who play cal it GAME. Those who dnt hv it cal it DREAM. Th...
Saturday, 24 May 2008
funny 8
"Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife ke prati wafadar & imaandar raho.. yeh mat socho.. ""WI...
Friday, 23 May 2008
joke #14
JATT-1 majbut bed banao bcoz mere bate ko bahu ke sath sona hai. carpentr-aji aisa majbut banauga ki sara mohalla apki bahu k sath so sakega...
Thursday, 22 May 2008
joke #13
Husband & wife were fighting Husband says "tu sali kutti !" wife replied "tu sala kutta !" the child of them was ...
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
funny 7
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Monday, 19 May 2008
funny 5
"1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se Uska Nam Puchha Ladki ne kaha mere scoty ke piche likha hai scoty ke piche likha tha 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 Dimag h...
Sunday, 18 May 2008
thought 7
"The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether some one appreciates it or not. Good Morning."
Friday, 16 May 2008
funny 5
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Thursday, 15 May 2008
thought 6
"Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow,but it means that they have the ability to deal with them.Keep smiling
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
thought
There is only1 difference between DREAM & AIM. DREAM requires effortless sleep, whereas AIM require sleepless efforts.
Monday, 12 May 2008
dosti #4
"frndshp is a silent gift of nature... More old,more strong... More deep,more clear... More close,more warm...& Less words more und...
Sunday, 11 May 2008
joke #11
Teacher ne bra nahi Pehni thi. Uske blouse ke do hook khul gaye. Yeh dekh ke do ladke Hasne lage. Teacher boli: Hanso mat nahin toh dono ko ...
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Tears sms
Who said water helps in putting off fire, Well then why don't tears heal the burns in one's heart
mothers day
M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, ...
Friday, 9 May 2008
funny #12
"Maine apke liye ek film me baat ki hai, lead role hai,. Heroine apko gufa me le jayegi aur... goli maar degi!Film ka naam hai KUTTE K...
Send sms
Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they, Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage, Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai, kya aage SUKHA padne ki ch...
Friends sms
LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing, F stands for Friend, I'm happy to say my life is not a lie, as I have you as my friend. Thanks 4 bein...
Tear sms
Wordless Wisdom: Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world, but no one knows its value, until they have it in their own eyes ...
Amma
Santa ki amma mar gayi. 1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati... 2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati.... Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma k...
Thursday, 8 May 2008
joke #10
1bar Naradmuni dharti pr beer pine aye,12botal pine k bad waiter bola-apko chadti Q nhi?Nard bole-Me bhgwan hu.Waiter bola-chad gai sale ko.
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
funny #11
"800 Kamro ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar.Income ho arbo me aur 200 mercedes car.Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai.Isliye jagna hai...
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
joke #9
"Bhakt- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho? Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta. Bhakt- To meri 4 botal Ambala police station me zabt...
Monday, 5 May 2008
joke #9
"Damaad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaya. Gaon walon se pucha, yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wala jugad Hai Kya? Wo Bole: nahi babu. 1 tha, woh bhi aa...
Missing you sms
When you miss someone, D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT But my opinion is "If d person is so special, Why to miss them?, Ju...
Dhokha sms
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books h...
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