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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life
Funny sms
10:31
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:29
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
08:30
Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised- th...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
07:30
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created ...
Monday, 29 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
22:09
This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of happi...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
2009 is at the door… Remember Life is short, break the rules, Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything t...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will a...
Dosti / friendship sms
10:31
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK t...
Sunday, 28 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Na...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
New Year count down is about to begin.Here's sending my choicest blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 200...
Saturday, 27 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2009*
Joke sms
10:31
Maths teacher asked RAJA If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "S...
Friday, 26 December 2008
flirt sms
10:31
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room-by-room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tue...
Thursday, 25 December 2008
joke sms
10:31
D girl silently says 2 boy "Kiss me once again n i will b ur's 4evr" Boy-Thanx 4 d warning!
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
May this year mark the beginning of a year of pleasure and discovery for you. May each day hold something special, that is wonderful and new...
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
10:31
May all the dreams in your eyes, all the desires in your heart and all the hopes in your life blend together, to give you the most spectacul...
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS/MESSAGE
22:29
With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world and with all the children's Smiles... I Wish U that ur all dreams c...
dosti / friendship sms
10:31
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:29
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here's wishing you a Merry Chri...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:29
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:29
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the ...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:29
I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !HAPPY CHRIS...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:29
Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:31
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS...
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:31
I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable ” I wish U Enjoyable ” U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
chRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:31
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
love sms
10:31
U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.
Monday, 22 December 2008
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:31
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRIS...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
10:31
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
funny sms
10:31
A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't all...
dosti / friendship sms
05:06
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
Sunday, 21 December 2008
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
19:05
In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
19:04
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
joke
19:00
Banta-yaar tu ta kise de ghar afsos te geya c,fir eni jaldi kyu wapis ageya? Santa-yaar main 10min baitha reha,kise ne hass k gall tak nahi ...
Saturday, 20 December 2008
funny sms
21:03
Dil ko pata Tha woh jrur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh jaroor Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband...
cHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
21:02
()"""() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=("') (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to ...
birthday sms
21:00
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt...
Friday, 19 December 2008
CHRISTMAS MESSAGE / SMS
19:32
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRI...
birthday sms
19:31
Fresh air… fresh idea… fresh talent… fresh energy… i wish u to have a… special sunday.. marvellous monday… tasty tuesday… wonderful wednesda...
joke
19:31
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan,Gali me mehak laya he. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"vo aaj ...
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Monday, 15 December 2008
motivational
22:44
Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.
Sunday, 14 December 2008
love sms
18:47
Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning bu...
birthday sms
18:46
On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of ...
Friday, 12 December 2008
Thursday, 11 December 2008
joke sms
19:01
Jindgi sales,Raste target, Wife daily reportng,Aulad incentve,Jawani comitment,Budhapa achivemnt,Maut promotion,Yahi he retail banking ki Po...
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
joke sms
18:41
Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi? Lady2: Kulu, Manali, Simla.. Lady1: Vaha Jake Kya Dekha? Lady2: Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Ceiling fan
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
shero-shayri
19:06
Wo ankho se yu sararat karte he Apni adaon se yu qayamat krte he Nigahen unke chehre se hat ti hi nhi Or wo hamari nazro se shikayat krte ha...
Monday, 8 December 2008
eid sms
16:20
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.
love sms
15:59
The most amazing feeling in the world is to look at someone you really care about and know they feel the same way about you
eid sms
15:57
Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You.....
Letters and Notes
08:11
If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; If you could be any note, I wish y...
Sad sms
08:09
Text me when you are sad, Text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm you...
eid sms
03:56
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum...
Sunday, 7 December 2008
eid sms
15:56
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBAR...
eid sms
15:55
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad...
eid sms
15:54
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid...
eid sms
03:53
No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubar...
Saturday, 6 December 2008
joke sms
15:58
1Buddha STD booth gaya Chair par operator 1ladki thi;Boli-Baba kahankaroge? Wo sharma kar bola-kursi parto mushkil hoga,tu neeche hi bori bi...
Friday, 5 December 2008
joke sms
18:45
A man without hands and legs Taps at a prostitute's door... She asks,"How can you fucck me?"The man replied "How Do you t...
Thursday, 4 December 2008
joke sms
18:55
1night,a Doctor says 2his Wife:U r not good in BED! Wife walks out Doctor feels sorry&calls her-Where r u going? Wife:To Get a 2nd OPINI...
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
funny sms
19:29
VIRGINITY is like baloon 1 prick its gone 4ever SEX is pack of chips once u start u cant stop exam paper is like DICK when its hard it just ...
birthday sms
19:24
Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happ...
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Sunday, 30 November 2008
birthday sms
18:47
You can spend hundreds on birthdays, thousands on festivals, lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to spend is your TIME
Saturday, 29 November 2008
joke sms
21:14
• jaang jal gayi. Dr. ne Burnol aur Viagara likh ke diya.Sardar bola burnol to samjha par viagra kyo? Dr: Usse lungi unchi rahegi
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Wednesday, 19 November 2008
funny sms
18:49
The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
Love sms
19:24
You know your in love when you can't stand being around that person, but when you leave you can't stand being away from them.
Monday, 17 November 2008
flirt sms
18:14
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!
Sunday, 16 November 2008
birthday sms
18:25
Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more… Happy birthday
Saturday, 15 November 2008
love sms
21:00
When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it...
Doctors film banaye
09:06
Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota: 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham 2. Kaho na bukhar hai 3. TB no. 1 4. Kal patient ho na ho 5. ...
Cupid has hit me
09:04
I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has...
Recipe of Friendship sms
09:02
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4e...
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
children's day sms
21:30
Time for some splashing fun Cheers 'n' jolly time for everyone coz it's Children's Day May the love n laughter always stay o...
children's day sms
21:29
Chacha ka hai janamdivas Sabhi bacche aayenge Chacha ji ke phool gulab se.. Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge! Happy Children’s Day!
Wednesday, 12 November 2008
children's day sms
20:41
Teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge, Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni… Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge.. ...
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
love sms
19:28
Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect
Monday, 10 November 2008
flirt sms 18
20:46
I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed ...
Sunday, 9 November 2008
flirt sms 17
20:33
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you.
Your smile
07:33
Without Friend, Life Waste, Without Salt, Food Waste, Without Story, Cinema Waste, Hamara sms nahi to apka mobile waste.. But Apki smile nah...
Light gone sms
07:31
Santani: Lo light chali gayi... Santa: Light chali gayi to fan chalu kar.. Santani: Lo kar di stupid walo baat, fan chalu karne se mombatti ...
Saturday, 8 November 2008
Friday, 7 November 2008
love sms 23
19:19
The best and most beautiful things in the world can't be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
birthday sms 15
22:09
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du....
Monday, 3 November 2008
birthday sms 14
20:47
Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared. Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.
Sunday, 2 November 2008
birthday sms 13
20:55
For the world, i’s just another day, But for me today is the best day of the year! . . . . Happy Birthday my love.
love sms 22
20:55
When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it...
Saturday, 1 November 2008
birthday sms 12
21:55
Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!
Friday, 31 October 2008
birthday sms 11
22:45
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happ...
Thursday, 30 October 2008
joke sms 42
22:48
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ...
birthday sms 10
22:47
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true i wish u a very happy ...
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
birthday sms 9
20:10
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday ...
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
birthday sms 8
20:24
I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i do not express...
Monday, 27 October 2008
diwali / dipawali sms 22
20:28
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...
diwali / dipawali sms 20
20:27
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
diwali / dipawali sms 21
20:27
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
diwali / dipawali sms 19
20:26
With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
diwali / dipawali sms 18
20:25
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a ver...
diwali / dipawali sms 17
20:24
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki ...
Sunday, 26 October 2008
birthday sms 7
20:48
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know...
diwali / dipawali sms 15
20:47
"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnat...
diwali / dipawali sms 14
20:46
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...
diwali / dipawali sms 16
20:45
0 days 13 hours 780 mins.. 46800 seconds... are left.... I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
diwali / dipawali sms 13
20:44
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*….
diwali / dipawali sms 11
20:43
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali
diwali / dipawali sms 12
20:43
Diwali aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli, Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan, Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali
Saturday, 25 October 2008
love sms 21
20:56
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful.
diwali / dipawali sms 9
20:55
For this, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive seaso...
diwali / dipawali sms 10
20:55
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
diwali / dipawali sms 8
20:53
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” H...
diwali / dipawali sms 7
20:52
Har dam khushiya ho sath, Kabhi daman na ho Khali Hum sab Ke taraf se, Wish you Happy Diwali.
diwali / dipawali sms 6
20:51
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se...
birthday sms 6
20:49
Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday
Friday, 24 October 2008
love sms 20
20:09
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
birthday sms 5
20:08
if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hrs, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart
diwali / dipawali sms 5
20:07
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte ra...
Thursday, 23 October 2008
love sms 19
20:29
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on forever
birthday sms 4
20:28
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style...
diwali / dipawali sms 4
20:27
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
birthday sms 3
20:40
'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
diwali / dipawali sms 3
20:39
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. ...
DeepMala sms
08:56
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...
Laxmi on Diwali
08:54
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi ...
Shubh Deepawali
08:53
Hamari Bhagwan se prarthna hai ki wo aapko Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, ...
Diwali wishes sms
08:52
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye D...
Happy Diwali
08:50
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali...
Birthday Gift sms
08:49
Press down for your birthday gift Bahut Acche bina B'dday ke hi gift chahiye.
Best Traffic Ad sms
08:48
Best Traffic ad for the year Lord Ganesha says, "Care for ur head, Not everyone gets a replacement like me! Wear helmet!! Have a good l...
Rajasthani sms (poem)
08:47
Jony Jony poem in rajasthani 'Kalu kalu' 'k bapu' 'zardo khayo' 'na bapu' 'jhoot bole' 'na bapu...
Monday, 20 October 2008
Diwali / dipawali sms 2
21:11
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke hon, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a ve...
Birthday sms 2
21:10
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel… ha...
Sunday, 19 October 2008
joke sms 41
21:14
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility...
birthday sms 1
21:10
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in...
diwali / dipawali sms 1
21:08
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Saturday, 18 October 2008
funny sms 28
21:06
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath th...
Friday, 17 October 2008
Thursday, 16 October 2008
karva chauth sms 3
20:17
Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.. Karv...
joke sms 40
20:17
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People...
karva chauth sms 2
20:16
Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai, Ye din hai karvachauth ka.. Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai.. Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab...
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
joke sms 39
20:58
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shoc...
karva chauth sms 1
20:57
Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.. Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Monday, 13 October 2008
joke sms 38
20:34
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id.....
Sunday, 12 October 2008
joke sms 37
21:01
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility...
Monday, 6 October 2008
dussehra / vijayadashmi sms 3
19:40
Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festi...
Saturday, 4 October 2008
love sms 14
21:27
Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.
joke sms 36
21:25
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I s...
dussehra / vijayadashmi sms 2
21:24
Ishwar aapke charitra se Das vikaron ko door kare. Happy Dussahara.
Nice Words sms
00:50
Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But, Few more dots can give a CONTINUITY.. Amazing but true Every ending can be a new beginning...
Sardar dimag sms
00:41
Ek sardar ne mendak se pucha: Sardaron me dimag hota hai ya nahi Mendak bola: NAHI aur pani mein kood gaya. Sardar: To isme SUICIDE karne w...
Friday, 3 October 2008
joke sms 35
19:48
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
dussehra / vijayadashmi sms 1
19:47
Everyday sun rise to give us a message that darkness will always be beaten by light. Let us follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festi...
Thursday, 2 October 2008
joke sms 34
19:52
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi...
Wednesday, 1 October 2008
eid sms
21:33
Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, Koi Hamari tarah kahey to ba...
eid sms
21:32
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongs...
Tuesday, 30 September 2008
eid sms
18:47
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNg...
eid sms
18:47
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK
eid sms
18:46
Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.
eid sms
18:46
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.
eid sms
18:46
Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka ...
eid sms
18:45
The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua's is all i request and just wanted to wish...
joke sms 33
18:43
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Monday, 29 September 2008
navratra sms 14
20:50
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko "NAVRATRI" ka t...
navratra sms 15
20:50
Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MA...
navratra sms 11
20:48
Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your family.May her blessings be always with you. “JAI MATA DI”
navratra sms 12
20:48
May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & S...
navratra sms 13
20:48
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa durga ke ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. “HAPPY NAVR...
navratra sms 10
20:46
Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye...
Sunday, 28 September 2008
joke sms 32
19:45
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its ...
flirt sms 8
19:43
I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came true because in my dreams i am always with you.
navratra sms 9
19:42
“Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ” SHUBH NAVRATR...
Saturday, 27 September 2008
love sms 12
21:55
They say it takes a minute to find a special person An hour to appreciate them A day to love them But then an entire life to forget them
navratra sms 8
21:53
Maa Durge, Maa Ambe, Maa Jagdambe, Maa Bhawani, Maa Sheetla, Maa Vaishnao, Maa Chandi, Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MA...
Lovers sms
01:31
Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon, Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho.. Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa bann...
Meeting sms
01:22
The World is round, We'll meet again and again.. Whenver we meet I'll ask you,"How r u?" Hope you'll not jumble the wo...
Friday, 26 September 2008
joke sms 31
18:38
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara ser...
love sms 11
18:37
There are 3 great things in this world The first thing is for you to love someone The second thing is for someone to love you back And the t...
navratra sms 7
18:34
May this navratre give u… *shanti *shakti *sampati *swarup *saiyam *saadgi *safalta *samridhi *sanskar *swaasth *sammaan *sarswati aur *sneh...
Thursday, 25 September 2008
navratra sms 6
19:51
Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Pea...
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
joke sms 30
19:58
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH ...
love sms 9
19:48
They say it takes a minute to find a special person An hour to appreciate them A day to love them But then an entire life to forget them
navratra sms 5
19:47
Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar, suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar, chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar, mubarak ho aapko “NAVRATRI” ka tyohar…
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
joke sms 29
19:51
A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievabl...
navratra sms 4
19:49
May This Navratri be as bright as ever. May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you an...
Pearl of life
02:10
Pearl of life: Don't count what u lost, Cherish what u have and plan what u can gain because Past never returns and Future may return d ...
Monday, 22 September 2008
navratra sms 3
19:47
Navratri Special : Koi Fail Hota Hai, Koi Pass Hota Hai, Magar Girl Freind Usiko Milti Hai Jiske Pass Xtra Pass Hota Hai …
Sunday, 21 September 2008
joke sms 28
20:03
Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GO...
navratra sms 2
20:02
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled wit...
Saturday, 20 September 2008
navratra sms 1
21:24
Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it u...
love sms 7
21:23
Love is like sunshine. It brings a golden glow to its beholder's face. And a warm feeling all over their body. It awakens souls and open...
Friday, 19 September 2008
01:38
Friendship means: U happy, I happy, U sad, I sad, U laugh, I laugh, U jump down from the building, .... I continue to laugh.
God's Grace sms
01:38
Send this message to 5,00,000 people... DO NOT IGNORE, Its very serious, This is not a joke, ITS GOD GRACE, After one month, you'll rece...
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
Muskura do
21:48
Palak jhuka kar salaam karte hai, Dil ki duwa aapke naam karte hai, Kabool ho to muskura dena, Aapki ek muskurahat pe jaan nisar karte hai.
Think about me sms
21:46
Think smart... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great.... Think attractive... But wait... this will be too much for you.... Just t...
Together sms
21:44
Coming together is beginning Staying together is progress Living together is life Dying together is love But being apart and still being tog...
Saturday, 13 September 2008
flirt sms 4
21:39
Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.
Friday, 12 September 2008
flirt sms 3
21:38
The shortest word for me is I The sweetest word for me is LOVE The only one for me is YOU
Thursday, 11 September 2008
Wake up sms
22:12
Every morning you have two choices, Continue your sleep with your dreams, or Wake up and Chase your dreams, Choice is yours.... Good Morning
Tamannaein
22:10
Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar... Kuch tamannaein jina sikha deti hain... Hum kis tamanna ke sahare jiye, Ye zindagi roz ek tamann...
Good Morning sms
22:07
Morning is a wonderful opportunity 2 pray 2 love 2 care 2 smile and to thank God 4 all that we received in life.... GOOD MORNING
Rapchik sms
22:05
Ehsaas aapka jis pal nahi hota, Saason ka silsila mukammal nahi hota, Mobile ka inbox bhi khoobsurat nahi lagta, Jab tak isme aapka ek rapch...
onam message 4
13:37
May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere Whatever you do Whatever you think Whatever you hope in your life "Wish you a Happy Onam...
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
onam message 3
21:37
Wish you all a very happy, prosperous, colorful, healthy, wealthy and funfilled Onam! Let this season brings you all lot of good luck, peace...
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
onam message 2
21:36
May the God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. ...
Movies sms
09:30
Life is KISMAT KONNECTION When it ends JAANE TU YA JAANE NA So lets do THODA PYAR THODA MAGIC Who knows LOVE STORY 2050 comes in your life a...
Alone sms
09:21
Fact of life: Some tough battles have 2 b fought alone... Some paths have to be crossed alone... So, never be emotionally attached to any on...
Sweet dreams
09:17
Night is a nice gift,,, so open the gift by closing ur eyes, u'll see the another world waiting for you.... Enjoy it with sweet dreamz
Monday, 8 September 2008
onam message 1
17:34
The Onam is an occasion for people to remind themselves of the all pervasive nature of divine. I wish all your family members a happy Onam ...
Sunday, 7 September 2008
love sms 6
17:33
Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect.
Saturday, 6 September 2008
Friday, 5 September 2008
joke sms 27
19:54
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
Thursday, 4 September 2008
ramadan sms 1
19:50
RAMADAN RECIPE A Glass of Care A Plate of Luv A Spoon of Peace A Fork of Truth & A Bowl of Duaas. Mix with spices of QURAAN. Enjoy This ...
teachers day sms
19:49
Khuda ne di zindgai Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar Lekin ilm or padhai k liye… Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukraguzar !
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
love sms 3
19:41
Meeting you was fate, becoming you're friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 8
19:04
Ganesh Chaturthi definition sms Ganapati - Lord of all Gods Alampata - Infinite Lord Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches Eshan...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 7
19:03
Sri ganesh ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aap...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 5
19:02
Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya. Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya! JAY GANESH..! Mangal murti morya!!! Jay ganesh deva...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 6
19:02
GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai sbke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai “JAI SHREE G...
Monday, 1 September 2008
GANESHA\GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 4
19:46
This, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of...
Personality Tax sms
07:45
Government of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai, Smart logo ko personality tax pay karna padega... Aap to safe hain, O my God, Mera ky...
I want to share with you
07:38
I want to share everything with you... your sadness, your happy moments, each & everything, every single second of the day, Let's st...
Sunday, 31 August 2008
GANESHA\GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 4
19:56
Wishing that Lord Ganesha... fills your home with... Prosperity & fortune... Best wishes on Ganesh Chatrurthi
GANESHA \GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 3
19:53
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”GANESHA PUJA”*” ….*”*”*….
Saturday, 30 August 2008
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 2
21:22
“aaj se aap ke yaha, Dhan ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho har dil pE aapka raj ho, unnati ka sIr pE taj ho ghar Aapk...
GANESHA \ GANESH CHATURTHI SMS 1
21:20
I wish u HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI and I pray to God for ur prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, may ur all dreams come true...
Friday, 29 August 2008
joke sms 26
19:48
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Thursday, 28 August 2008
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
love sms 2
19:46
Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
love sms
19:59
Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this.
08:24
I wish your life... Soft as silk White as milk Sweet as honey Full of money May all dreamz come true... Good Morning
08:21
Read Carefully, Last nite God gave me 2 choices. Either to have a good friend like you or to have excellent memory.... .... I don't reme...
Sunday, 24 August 2008
flirt sms 1
19:46
You can fall from the sky You can fall from a tree But the best way to fall Is in love with me
Friday, 22 August 2008
janamashtami sms 5
19:36
"Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare, He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva, Tribhvan Ke Swami, Sakha Humare, He Nath Narayan Vasudeva, Aapki Janamasht...
janamashtami sms 4
19:34
"Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare, He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva, Tribhvan Ke Swami, Sakha Humare, He Nath Narayan Vasudeva, Aapki Janamasht...
Thursday, 21 August 2008
janamashtami sms 3
19:27
Maakhan chorr hai aayo, Yashomati Maiya ka nandlala, Dharti pe bhagwan ka avataar hai aoyo, Harne Kans jaise papi ko Karne kalyan Dharti maa...
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
janamashtami sms 2
19:42
Happy Janmashtami.may lord krishna flute invite the melody of love into yr life.May radhaji's love teach not onlt how 2 love but 2 love ...
Monday, 18 August 2008
janamashtami sms
19:46
Pavitra parv aaj ka din hai Liya janam mahre kisna ne jake liye sarvatra brahmand prassann hai Jai kisan jai kisan Jai gosh se vishva dhanya...
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Take care
02:18
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give Cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all, but heart to one, Give life to all but live for on...
02:14
Nepali ko chiragh mila... Chirag Ragra... Jinn Nikla.... Bola - 3 wish batao... Nepali bola... 1. Ek Bara bangla... 2. Usme khoob daulatmand...
Beautiful Teacher
02:11
Behind Every successful student, there is one girl friend, But what about unsuccessful student, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. A Beautiful Teacher :)
Lot of Girl Friends
02:07
Behind Every successful student, there is one girl friend, But what about unsuccessful student, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Lot of girl friends :)
Friday, 15 August 2008
Allah kisi ko mobile na de
06:16
Allah kiski ko mobile na de, Agar de to usme sms ka system na de, System de to balance na de, Agar balance de to kam se kam 2-4 msg karne ka...
06:13
Subah ho chuki hai .... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Button dabane se raat nahi ho jayegi ... Chup chap uth jao... Good Morning
Happy Independence Day
06:04
Halki si dhoop barsaat ke baad, Thodi si khushi har baat ke baad, Isi tarah sab ko mubarak ho Jashn-e-azaadi aap ke baad, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE...
Thursday, 14 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-9
20:56
Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c.. How bout jalebi? Hmm... Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. Happy Raksha Bandh...
20:56
jahan bi lawaris vastu dekhe, wahan se baag jaye. yeh RAKHI bi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi aapko BAI bana sakti hai .AASHIQ WELFAR...
independence day sms 12
20:54
Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride & we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SI...
independence day sms 11
20:53
Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Flag of my country Furls very high, Happy Independence day On Independence Day Here's w...
independence day sms 10
20:52
Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i̢۪m thinking of you in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
independence day sms 9
20:51
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki, Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi, mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo ...
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
independence day sms 8
19:42
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen ***HAPPY INDEP...
independence day sms 7
19:41
azadi k din par meri dua haik ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k b...
independence day sms 6
19:40
Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day... never forget their sacrifice..Happy Independence day
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-8
19:39
You are so cute, darling and adorable.. Can't help forming a relationship with you... Please Accept me As your Dearest and Sweetest Behn...
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-7
19:38
Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari...
Sunday, 10 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-3
21:47
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
independence day sms 3
18:54
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….
independence day sms 2
18:53
Independence day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-4
18:50
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for ev...
independence day sms 5
17:58
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki, Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi, mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo ...
independence day sms 4
17:55
00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 (((DhuzZ))) =*=*=*=*= aazadi Mubarak! DON jub chahta hai swatantrta divas manata hai…!!!
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-6
17:52
If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-5
17:50
Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai, ek hazaron me mere Behna hai...luv u always. Happy Rakhi..
Parents sms
09:00
Ever noticed, Our Parents spend 1st 18 months trying to make us stand up and talk, ...... and the next 18 years trying to make us sit and li...
Touch me sms
08:57
Yesterday, In my dreams all my books were singing... Guess... which song .... Zara zara hold me, hold me, hold me zara zara touch me, touch ...
Send sms
08:54
Ye jo dibba haath me pakda hai, ye sirf msg padhne ke liye nahi hai, MSG karke bhi dekho.... Maza aayega
Friday, 8 August 2008
Behave sms
08:39
THINK: "Always behave like a Duck." Be calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle with great vigour underneath.
Shaadi ke bad yaad
08:34
Kisi ki yaad aaye - Yaad karo Jyada aaye - SMS karo Aur jyada aaye - Phone karo Aur jyada aaye - Mil lo Aur jyada aaye - Pyar karo, Aur jyad...
Keep in touch sms
08:30
Sometimes we wonder why friends keep forwarding messages to us, The reason is bcoz they have nothing to say, but still want to keep in touch
Thursday, 7 August 2008
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-2
19:49
Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and...
independence day sms 1
19:47
On Independence Day Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS!
Monday, 4 August 2008
Branch Manager
23:25
Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai... Socho kyo...? Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai.. :)
Aap hi aap
23:22
> Aapki Yaadon ka > Aapki baaton ka > Aapke naam ki > Aapke kareeb hone ka > Aapke sms ka
Boy friends
23:17
Boy: I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hotcoal barefoot Jus 4 u Girl: So sweet, can you come to my home r...
rakhi/rakshabandAN SMS-1
19:38
Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwh...
Sunday, 3 August 2008
Friendship Day
00:47
Let me tie this to your hand ===( )=== A friendship band for a true friend We are apart, still I can feel You are nearest to me "HAPPY ...
Friendship Day sms
00:40
No word is as beautiful as friend, No friend is as wonderful as you, A friend is sweet when it is new, Its sweeter when its true, Like u, $ ...
Thursday, 31 July 2008
thought sms 18
19:33
"Be regular as clock! Be fresh as rose! Be soft as flower! Be strong as rock! & & & Be NICE as me! I know its difficult, bu...
Wednesday, 30 July 2008
funny sms 27
19:32
"WELCOME TO www.love.com Type password * ** *** **** PROCESSING..... Sorry apki pyar karne ki umar nikal chuki hai. Try www.satsang.com...
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
dosti sms #7
19:36
JB B AAP (cell 1& 2 no)% AKELE HO (3 & 4)!% TENSION ME HO ( 5 & 6)% MUSKIL ME HO ( 7& 8)% DUKHI HO (9 & 10)% MIS KAR RAH...
Monday, 28 July 2008
thought sms 17
19:28
"Treat life as d sea,Ur heart as d sea-shore, frnds like d waves,it never matters how many waves r thr,what matters is which one touche...
Sunday, 27 July 2008
funny sms 26
19:36
"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...
Friday, 25 July 2008
joke sms 26
19:33
"Girl :""Is dress ka kya price hai?"" Salesman:""Sirf 5 kiss"" Girl:""Or us dress ka?...
Thursday, 24 July 2008
funny sms 25
19:35
Sanskrit teacher asked:wt is the meaning of""tamso maa jyotirgamaya"" santa said:tu so ja maa, mein jyoti de ghar ja k a...
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
shayri sms 3
19:15
Pyar se pyari koi majbori nahi hoti.Kabhi apno ki kami puri nahi hoti.Dil se juda hona ek bat hai"najro se door hona koi dori nahi hoti...
Tuesday, 22 July 2008
good morning sms
19:35
"We r lik tea bags, whose true strngth comes out when we r put in hot water so when problms upset u jst think, u must be Gods fav cup o...
Monday, 21 July 2008
good morning sms
19:55
"G: God O: Offers us O: Outstanding D: Devotion 2 M: Make us O: Obedient & R: Ready 4 N: New day 2 I: Initiate N: New Aim 4 the G: ...
Sunday, 20 July 2008
funny sms 24
19:49
A song 4 u.... Agar tum mil jao, . . to taange tod denge hum, . . . tumhe paa kar . . tumhare peeche kutte chod denge hum. Buss! Tum ...
Friday, 18 July 2008
shayri sms 2
19:30
"Arz hai ""Na Himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai Na himmat aapme hai,na aapki haddi me hai. Himmat to usme hai jo bina ha...
Thursday, 17 July 2008
thought sms 16
19:27
"Distances Do not matter when the memories are sweet. And Special people are not forgotten when they remain in Heart Beats.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
joke sms 25
19:33
A man went 2 Hell. He asked Yamraj, can I make a call 2 my wife ? After making call he askd how much I hv 2 pay. Yamraj : Nothing, HELL 2 HE...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
thought sms 15
19:38
"Time is like river, u can't touch the same water twice, because d flow that has passed will never pass again.. Enjoy every moment ...
Fact of life
00:04
Fact of life: No sound in dis world can be more louder than silence and if anyone cannot understand your silence, then they can never unders...
Monday, 14 July 2008
Shaadi sms
23:15
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya... Chaturai se ki jisne... usne ...
Chinese & Indian
22:40
A chinese was in hospital. An Indian went to meet him, Chinese said,"CHING CHONG..MOU CHOU CHA..." & died Indian went to china...
thought sms 14
19:36
"Thought for the lifetime - If you wait to be happy you will wait forever. But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever...so ...
Your sms
08:09
When I don't get ur sms, A little pain in my heart, n tears in my eyes & Sadness falls on my face..... What is it.... Nothing... Jus...
Sunday, 13 July 2008
joke sms24
19:40
"Aadmi Mandir kyo jata ha? Kyuki wha Aarti hai Puja hai Archna hai Bhawna hai Shanti hai Mahima hai Vandna hai Aradhna hai Sadhna hai e...
Saturday, 12 July 2008
funny sms 23
21:35
"Khrgosh ke 12th mein 75% aye aur kachua k 50%. Phr bhi kachua ka admn colege mein ho gaya, kyun? Sports quota yar. Bachpan mein race n...
Friday, 11 July 2008
good night sms
20:36
"Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin.Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Nite boln...
Thursday, 10 July 2008
dosti sms #6
19:30
"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
shayri sms
19:46
Tinko se bane pal, pal se bane lamhe aur lamho ne waqt ko buna. Har pal koi kisi ke saath nahi reh sakta isiliye... Khuda ne yaado ko chuna....
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
motivational sms
19:36
Waves are inspiring, not because they rise and fall but because each time they fall, they never fail to rise again!!
Monday, 7 July 2008
funny sms 22
19:26
In his show panchvi pas,SRK asked me a ques- who is d biggest fool in d world? I dropped 5 crore Rs, but didnt tel ur name;-)
Food for thought
10:04
Food for thought: Shoes v wear r sold in AC market, while vegetables dat we eat are many a times sold on footpaths. Pizza reaches faster tha...
Sci-Fi sms
08:50
All electrons were having party, Suddenly Protons entered n attacked them. .... A Hero comes and saves them.... Electrons ask,"Who are ...
Oxygen & Santa
08:48
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God, I was born after that, Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Pizza
07:48
Tufani Baarish, Aadhi Raat, Sardar Pizza Hut pe Pizza lene aaya. Waiter: RU Married Sardar: Gadhe, Aisi Barsati raat me kaunsi maan apne bet...
Sunday, 6 July 2008
joke sms23
19:56
"A Dog n Mosqto wr in Luv 1day Mosqto gv Luv bite 2 Dog Dog gt emotionl & bite Mosqto nxt day Mosqto died of Rabies n Dog died of M...
Saturday, 5 July 2008
thought sms 13
22:15
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...
Friday, 4 July 2008
joke sms22
19:43
"What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? .? ..? ...? ....? ....? Simple - Dono k baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate h...
Thursday, 3 July 2008
funny sms 21
19:27
"Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ?? ? ? ? ? Ans: Dono Mein UMEEDWAAR 'KHARA Hota Hai."
Caring sms
00:21
Caring is a gift that no one can buy. It's made up of love that roots in our hearts n creates memories not just for a while but 4 a life...
Naukrani-Malik
00:10
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dho...
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
thought sms 12
18:56
"Golden words of hitler: when u r in light, everything will follow u.. Bt when u enter in dark, even ur own shadow will leave u. This i...
Gandhigiri sms
02:29
Apun ko yaad karne ka, Apun ko phone karne ka, Apun ko sms bhi karne ka..... Nahi kiya to ......... To to to Darne ka nahi.......
Dating
02:26
In INDIA, a survey was that how many boys want to go on DATE with ME. 5% said YES 0% said NO 95% said, "Sapne mat Dikhao Yaar, Hamari a...
Monday, 30 June 2008
Pyar bhara sms
02:18
Pyar wo nahi, jisme jeet ya haar ho, Pyar koi cheez nahi, jo har waqt tayar ho, Pyar to wo hai, jisme kisi ke aane ki umeed na ho, lekin phi...
Daughter back at 3
02:16
Angry Father: What do you mean by bringing my daughter home at 3 in morning Suitor: Well Sir, I have to be at job at 7 am. :)
Sunday, 29 June 2008
funny sms 20
20:02
"You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Ever...
Teri Judai
09:02
Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai ...
Saturday, 28 June 2008
funny sms 20
21:48
"BADMASH ka Beta ORAL EXAM me FAIL hua or akar Bap se bola:Un logo ne 3 Ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun bhi teri Aulad hai,Sala m...
Friday, 27 June 2008
wish sms
19:49
"Life is a magic,The beauty of life is in the next second,which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur...
Thursday, 26 June 2008
thought sms 11
19:28
"Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work and confidence"
Oops, married
07:43
Salesman:Complete set of encyclopaedia, 74 volumes, Just Rs.1000 Man: Not needed, I'm married, wife knows everything
Hello sms
07:40
HELLO Do you know its meaning... H-How r u? E-Everything is alright L-Like to hear 4m u L-Love to see u soon O-Obviously I miss you
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
joke sms21
19:45
"Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar, Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar, sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,ped se chalang mar k bola ""Jo bole ...
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
funny sms 19
19:46
"Pita ka naam english main bolo. Student,BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Teacher.Wht non-sense.Iska matlab kya hua. Sunder lal chadda"
Monday, 23 June 2008
joke sms20
19:39
"Sardarji Fixed his Marriage on 2nd March.. He Sends lnvitation to his Friends: ""Marriage is 0n March 2nd. Please Come on fi...
Sunday, 22 June 2008
joke sms19
19:45
"Teacher: Wat is the thing wich carries a lot of weight but has vry less weight itself? Boy: Mam its ur ""BRA""...
Saturday, 21 June 2008
moral sms
21:19
"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! ! Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain Pappu: Legs Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri...
Friday, 20 June 2008
love 9
19:43
"The purpose of making special RELATIONS is., not to have someone who might COMPLETE u., but to have someone with whom., u might share ...
Thursday, 19 June 2008
funny 18
19:43
"Long ago, a Person who Sacrificed his sleep, His likings smile even when he dislikes, His food, His lghter.. wr called Saints Bt, now ...
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
love 8
19:46
"When times r hard & frenz r few, u feel like lost and u r feeling blue, A shoulder to lean & a hand to hold, i'm there for...
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
thought 10
19:36
"We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think? u must be Gods fav c...
Monday, 16 June 2008
funny 17
19:53
"Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai, Bhoot:-Insan ko darane ke liye. Machchar:-Insan ko satane ke liye. Husband aur wife:-Insan ko banane ke ...
Sunday, 15 June 2008
thought 9
19:31
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach t...
Saturday, 14 June 2008
Friday, 13 June 2008
joke #18
20:47
"Santa invited angrej 4 lunch. Curd was served angrej asks. What is this? Santa did nt know englsh. He explain""milk sleeping...
Thursday, 12 June 2008
joke #17
19:39
Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra. A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
love 7
19:39
"Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein. Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein. Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah. Jaise hota c...
Monday, 9 June 2008
Maths and Girls
00:37
What is similarity between problem of Maths and Girls? 1. Both are difficult to handle 2. Math problem may have a solution but the other one...
Loose motions
00:29
4 Guys 1 from Harvard University 1 from Oxford 1 from Texas 1 Santa from Punjab university All are asked 1 common question: What is the fast...
After marriage
00:27
Some Men Join the army because they are single & they like war. Some men join the army because they are MARRIED & they like PEACE.
New Examination Pattern
00:24
New Examination pattern in India: 1. General: Answers all questions 2. OBC: Write any one question 3. SC: Read all questions 4. ST: Thanx 4 ...
Sunday, 8 June 2008
funny 15
19:26
"Apki ada Apki Smile Apka Chehra Apka bolna Apka Sharmana Apki Aankhe Apka Andaaz Ufff.. Koi cheez to dhang ki hoti"
Saturday, 7 June 2008
love 6
21:42
Phir din dhal gaya fir raat aa gayi,fir tanhai me bethne ki baat aa gayi, abhi to taron ki panah me bethe hi the ki chand ko dekha to apki y...
Friday, 6 June 2008
funny 14
19:13
"Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI !! NIMBU PANI !!
Thursday, 5 June 2008
funny 13
19:09
"Touch ur heart.U'll feel rythm of ur heartbeat.Touch ur wrist n u'll feel ur pulses Touch ur head n u'll feel rythm of tap...
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
joke #16
18:47
RAWAN- Doctor,mujhe saalo se loose motion ka problem hai,koi achchhi dawa do. DOCTOR- Prblm to hogi hi, tmhari incomin line 10 hai aur out...
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
funny 12
19:08
Wo chum le ek bar toh aati nahi neend,unki meethi awaz mein raat jaati hai beet,isliye kehta hoon yaaro, yeh risk naa uthao.... Kachua jalao...
Monday, 2 June 2008
misc 2
18:33
Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ans...
Sunday, 1 June 2008
dosti #5
18:50
Mana k "pyar" ka pehla akshar adhura hai, lekhin "P" ko nikal do to "yar" reh jata hai, or aap jaisa yaar ho t...
Saturday, 31 May 2008
funny 11
21:05
"1day a boy went 2meet her Grl Frnd wen he came back home Mom askd 'kaha gaye the' Boy- GF se milne gaya tha. Mom-KISLIYE??? B...
Thursday, 29 May 2008
misc 1
18:21
(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds 2 read,3minutes 2 think,3 hours 2 understand,3days 2 demonstrate,3 weeks 2 explain and whole life 2...
Wednesday, 28 May 2008
funny 10
18:29
"Sweet fruits are nice to eat.. Sweet words are nice to say.. But sweet people are realy hard to find My gUdnes How did u manage to fin...
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
funny 9
20:43
" acha bhaala ('.') dost tha, _/''\_ Maine Grdan _/''\_ uda di, SMS nahi karta tha ab tum bhi soch lo....
Monday, 26 May 2008
joke #15
20:38
Blood test Ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne sardar ki ungli mooh me le lee, sardar hasne laga, bola abhi to urine test bhi baki hai...
Sunday, 25 May 2008
love 5
20:51
Wt's Love ?? Those who dn't know, cal it TIMEPASS. Those who play cal it GAME. Those who dnt hv it cal it DREAM. Th...
Saturday, 24 May 2008
funny 8
21:14
"Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife ke prati wafadar & imaandar raho.. yeh mat socho.. ""WI...
Friday, 23 May 2008
joke #14
22:00
JATT-1 majbut bed banao bcoz mere bate ko bahu ke sath sona hai. carpentr-aji aisa majbut banauga ki sara mohalla apki bahu k sath so sakega...
Thursday, 22 May 2008
joke #13
21:57
Husband & wife were fighting Husband says "tu sali kutti !" wife replied "tu sala kutta !" the child of them was ...
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
funny 7
21:00
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Monday, 19 May 2008
funny 5
04:24
"1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se Uska Nam Puchha Ladki ne kaha mere scoty ke piche likha hai scoty ke piche likha tha 7.3 4.3 9.3 2.1 Dimag h...
Sunday, 18 May 2008
thought 7
04:23
"The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether some one appreciates it or not. Good Morning."
Friday, 16 May 2008
funny 5
21:25
"Catch her by her waist. keep hand on her neck. open her top gently. press ur lips to her lips and have a nice drink. PEPSI Yeh pyaas h...
Thursday, 15 May 2008
thought 6
21:24
"Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow,but it means that they have the ability to deal with them.Keep smiling
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
thought
20:46
There is only1 difference between DREAM & AIM. DREAM requires effortless sleep, whereas AIM require sleepless efforts.
Monday, 12 May 2008
dosti #4
20:45
"frndshp is a silent gift of nature... More old,more strong... More deep,more clear... More close,more warm...& Less words more und...
Sunday, 11 May 2008
joke #11
20:41
Teacher ne bra nahi Pehni thi. Uske blouse ke do hook khul gaye. Yeh dekh ke do ladke Hasne lage. Teacher boli: Hanso mat nahin toh dono ko ...
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Tears sms
21:37
Who said water helps in putting off fire, Well then why don't tears heal the burns in one's heart
mothers day
21:01
M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, ...
Friday, 9 May 2008
funny #12
21:05
"Maine apke liye ek film me baat ki hai, lead role hai,. Heroine apko gufa me le jayegi aur... goli maar degi!Film ka naam hai KUTTE K...
Send sms
10:33
Pehle TEZ BAARISH ki tarah sms aate they, Phir RIMJHIM sms aane lage, Ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI sms aa rahe hai, kya aage SUKHA padne ki ch...
Friends sms
10:25
LIFE becomes LIE, if F is missing, F stands for Friend, I'm happy to say my life is not a lie, as I have you as my friend. Thanks 4 bein...
Tear sms
10:23
Wordless Wisdom: Each drop of a tear is costly than anything in the world, but no one knows its value, until they have it in their own eyes ...
Amma
10:20
Santa ki amma mar gayi. 1 aadmi bola-Amma, mujhe bhi le jati... 2-4 aur bole-amma, hame bhi le jati.... Santa bola:Chup ho jao gadho, amma k...
Thursday, 8 May 2008
joke #10
21:04
1bar Naradmuni dharti pr beer pine aye,12botal pine k bad waiter bola-apko chadti Q nhi?Nard bole-Me bhgwan hu.Waiter bola-chad gai sale ko.
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
funny #11
21:02
"800 Kamro ka mahal ho aur motiyon se saja darbar.Income ho arbo me aur 200 mercedes car.Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai.Isliye jagna hai...
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
joke #9
21:00
"Bhakt- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho? Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta. Bhakt- To meri 4 botal Ambala police station me zabt...
Monday, 5 May 2008
joke #9
21:36
"Damaad ji Pehli Bar Sasural Gaya. Gaon walon se pucha, yahan koi Enjoy Karne Wala jugad Hai Kya? Wo Bole: nahi babu. 1 tha, woh bhi aa...
Missing you sms
08:34
When you miss someone, D person is definitely special to you. RIGHT But my opinion is "If d person is so special, Why to miss them?, Ju...
Dhokha sms
08:32
Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books h...
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