chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips, tiny eyes, rosy tongue.... wow... actually i was pointing out similarities between Hutch dog and you....
Monday, 30 April 2007
Pados wali ladki
A father to son: Wo Pados wali ladki ko dekh, Exam mein 1st aayi hai.. Son replies,"Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya."
Kuch pal
Kuch pal hote hain, kuch pal ke liye, Ji le inhe hum har pal ke liye, Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega, De jayega yaadein umar bhar ke l...
First Step
If the first button of a shirt is wrongly put, all the rest are surely crooked. So, always be careful on your first step, rest will all come...
Saturday, 28 April 2007
Ants & Elephant
Few ants were taking bath. Elephant jumped into the pool. All ants got out of water 1 ant climbed on the elephant Al ants shouted.. "Du...
Beautiful Girl
A beautiful girl goes 2 a professor's cabin & says "I will do anything 2 pass d exam" Professor:"anything" Girl:...
Never Give up...
Never Give up, if u still wanna try... Never hide tears, if u still wanna cry... Never settle 4 d answer, if u still wanna know... Never sto...
Pyari Dosti
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, Aankho ko ek chand dikha diya aapne, Hame zindagi to di khuda ne, par Itni pyari dosti dekar jeena sikha ...
Friday, 27 April 2007
Christmas Gift
I have already told Santa, what I want for my Xmas present. A friend that stays for me forever..... So, if a fat man in red comes to you and...
Happy New Year
Year 2006 ke, 12 months 52 weeks 8760 hours 525600 mins. 31536000 secs. mein agar meri taraf se koi bhi galti hui ho, to to to to kya kar lo...
Wednesday, 25 April 2007
Please call
PLEASE CALL ME. ITS URGENT. EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI. Tumhara hi blood group chahiye. PLZZZZ, Mana mat karna,..... varna Mera TOMMY mar jayeg...
I like ...
I like three things 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. .. .. Oh Hello!...
True Fact
Funny but True Fact A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Tuesday, 24 April 2007
Joys and Smiles
Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning than laughter I asked myself, if i enjoyed meeting you, I just smil...
Santa: Jab main mar jaun, to samne wali family ko jaroor bulana, Banta: Kyon Santa: Kyonki us ghar me jab koi mar jata hai to, ladies murde ...
Sweet
Perk says to Dairymilk, I think we're the sweetest person on this Earth. Dairy Milk replies,"Wait, you haven't seen the person ...
We smile at whom we like, We cry for whom we care, We laugh with whom we enjoy, & We become angry with whom we feel is our own. That...
Yaad
Yaad hoti hi hai satane ke liye, Koi Rutha hi phir man jane ke liye, Rishta banana to koi mushkil nahi, Bas jaan tak chali jati hai, rishta ...
Monday, 23 April 2007
Friends
Friends are like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path and make the walk wo...
Tragedy
STRESS: When your wife is pregnant TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant PANIC: When both are pregnant TRAGIC: When you are not respons...
Idea Phone
A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...
Sunday, 22 April 2007
Mr. Ali
Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali Barkat Ali Mehboob Ali & Altaf Ali 5th time, it was twins, Ali's wife decided to name them BAS-K...
Girls
Every Girl is Smart Intelligent Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic In short they are all your SISTER
Ae Khuda
Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de, dukh de, tension de, barbadi de." Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."
Saahil
Sapno ke aap saahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apki dosti ke kabil hue, karzdar rahenge hum us haseen pal ke, jab aap hamari duniya mein shaamil...
Sardar falling in love
A sardar proposed a girl and fall down, stood up and again fall down... several times. The girl was surprised, She asked,"Wat r u doing...
Thursday, 19 April 2007
Sardar proposed a Girl
A Sardar proposed a girl... Girl said,"I'm 1 year elder to you"... Sardar replied,"Oye, No problem Soniye, I'll marry...
Application Form
A boy filling an application form, gets confused & asks from father: "Dad, 'Mother Tongue' ke column mein kya likhu." ...
Success
Safal hone ke liye 3 factory jaroor lagao 1. Brain mein Ice Factory 2. Zuban mein Sugar Factory 3. Heart mein Love Factory phir life hogi Sa...
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
Aapko... sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko .. .. .. .. hamesha tang kar...
Gold rate is increasing day by day. I'm so worried about you dear. You be careful, someone may kidnap u. .. .. .. .. because you are a g...
A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...
Tuesday, 17 April 2007
Good Morning
Chand Gaya, Suraj nikla ..... kab tak tum soe rahoge?... jag bhi jao, kab tak mere khayalon mein khoye rahoge.
Number System
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
It means so much to me.
Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get ...
What is Education?
Do you know what is Education? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It is the process of wasting 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste 3/4 of the remaining.
Monday, 16 April 2007
Syllabus
Koi Kitab aisi milti, Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya, kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, Ek mahina a...
Apna Anjan
Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, Kisi Anjan se pyaar ho jata hai, Jaruri nahi, jo khushi de, usi se pyar ho, Dil Todne walon se bhi Aksar p...
Sunday, 15 April 2007
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? S...
Haathon Ki Lakirein
Kash Hathon ki lakirein khich pate hum, Apni takdeer likh paate hum, Mumkin hota agar aisa to, Apne hisse ki har khushi, aapke naam likh jat...
Hardest Moment
Hardest moment is not when u lose something, and tears come out of your eyes, Rather, It is when you lose something and still manage to smil...
Happy Diwali
"Happy Diwali" .. .. .. .. .. Soch rahe hoge, aaj kyon.. .. .. .. .. .. Ab tum .. .. .. .. .. DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
New Examination Pattern
New Exam Pattern 1) All questions to be answered by "General" students. 2) "OBC" students write questions only. 3) ...
Khuda Ki Shararat
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... Ravan ke baad kisiko ...
Tumhari Yaad
Tumhari yaad Dil se jane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se sms karo.... varna... khoob marenge aur rone bhi na denge.
Kaal
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall...
Saturday, 14 April 2007
Kami si hai
Kuch bikhre sapno se aankho mein nami si hai, Ek chhota sa aasma aur umido ki zamin si hai, Yun to zindagi mein bahut kuch mila zindagi mein...
Friday, 13 April 2007
Wife
Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao." Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi ...
Success
Success isn't the matter of being the best & winning the race; Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the rac...
Dream n Aim
There's only one difference between Dream and Aim Dreams require sound sleep to see them, whereas Aim require sleepless efforts to fulfi...
Student Teacher
Teacher: Bolo A for Apple Student: A for Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: Jai Mata Di
Friends
Namaskar | | | | | Aapki dosti ki battery low ho rahi hai. kripya, sms karke turant recharge kare. From DSNL (Dosti Sanchar Nigam Limited)
Santa Banta
Santa Singh says to his wife Banta kaur, "There is surely a hidden camera in the room." Banta Kaur,"How did u know?" San...
Exam
Wo mud mud ke hamen dekh rahe the, aur hum unhe. Wo mud mud ke hamen dekh rahe the, aur hum unhe. Kyunki Exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha ...
Wednesday, 11 April 2007
Sardars
Ek Sardar ko party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha, "TIE ONLY" Sardar jab party mein Gaya, to usne dekha, logon ne pant aur sh...
My First Post
Challenges are high, dreams are new, The world out there is waiting for you, Dare to dream, Dare to try, No goal is too distant, No star ...
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