Ye khaas message hai... Ise aap kal padhna... Maine kaha na... kal padhna.. Nahi manoge, to ye lo.... HAPPY NEW YEAR in advance

00:22

Rajasthani sms (New year wish)

Pranam sa, kal to network me congestion ho jayelo, e vaste me thane aabar hi wish karu sa... Naye saal ki Ram-Ram..... E saal the ghani khus...

00:19

Thanks giving sms

As this year is coming to an end, I wish to thank people who have touched various walks of my life in their own different ways. THANK U ...

00:16

New year Wishes-sms

Before the sun sets in this year, Before the memories fade, Before the mobile network gets jammed, & before your inbox is full Let me ha...

00:04

Sweet, Salty n Tasty sms

Mana ke hum itne 'SWEET' b nahi k diabetes ho jay Na itne 'SALTY' ke BP badh jaye. Na itne 'TASTY' k mazaa aa jaye, ...

04:36

God

Do ordinary for God, He will do extraordinary for you, Do natural for God, He will do super natural for you, Do possible for God, He will do...

04:31

Merry Christmas

Christmas ka ye pyara tyohar.. Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, Santa claus aaye aapke dwar Shubhkamna hamari kare sweekar MERRY CHRISTMAS

02:32

Happy New Year (sms)

Ye khaas message hai, Ise 4 din baad padhna Kaha tha na, 4 din bad... Nahi manaoge.... to ye lo HAPPY NEW YEAR kiya na maine sabse pehle wis...

02:29

Smiling sms

Never think hard about past, it brings tears, Don't think more about future, it bring fears. Live dis moment wid a smile, it brings chee...

22:10

Frienship sms

God sent us to find such friends that if we meet them even in hell, they will say: "CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HAIN."

22:07

Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho, Dus saal pehle maine us se shaadi ke liye inkar kiya tha, Aur wo aaj ta...

23:08

Eyes of love

"Its not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats you." But "Its really your mistake if you can't read th...

23:06

Someone loves you more than God

If someone dies early, people say God loves him very much.. But you are still on Earth, it means someone on Earth loves you much more than G...

23:03

New President

I'm moving permanently to New Delhi. I'll give you my new number. I have no choice... Bye, Gud nite, tc... They have chosen me as ne...

09:25

Husband & Wife

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always ca...

09:23

Na rahega fone, na bajegi tone

Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye, jo mujhe sms na kare, uska cell us me dub jaye, na rahega fone, na bajegi ...

01:04

Main Hoon....

Are Deewano... Mujhe Pehchano... Kahan se aaya... Main hu kaun Main hu kaun Main hu... Main hu... Main hu... Number dekh ke pata nahi lagta ...

01:30

Boss's Wife

Sardar rings his boss,"I'm sick." Boss," When I'm sick, I kiss my wife, You also try it." 2 hrs. later, Sardar r...

05:01

Jab tum mujhe bhool jaoge

Jab Tum Mujhse Ruth jaoge, Jab Tum Mujhse Khafa ho jaoge, Jab Tum Mujhe bhool jaoge.... ..... Tab Gaal pe aisa thappad padega ke sab yaad aa...

04:53

Har koi chahta hai...

Hr Asman me sitare nahi hote, Hr Samundar ke kinare nahi hote, Hr Nazar ke ishare nahi hote, Hr bahar me nazare nahi hote, Hr park me fuvare...

22:32

Beautiful Girls Day

Today is Beautiful Girls day, So send this msg to sum 1 who looks beautiful, Plz, don't send it back to me, I already got 3,17,892 msgs....

22:26

A Hi for you

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get ...

08:55

Smile

What's the difference between your and my smile? U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

08:53

Year 1927

Year 1927...... Aug 16th..... Evening 07:48...... kuch bhi nahi hua tha,.. chalo apna kaam karo :)

08:52

No money

Don't give importance to money b'coz it can give bed but not sleep, books but not brains, clothes but not beauty, luxuries but not h...

02:57

Sweetest Excuse

A kid got 0 marks in his paper. His father angrily asks,"What is dis?" Kid replies,"Teacher ke paas 'star' khatam ho ...

02:55

Teacher & Student

Teacher: Batao Kutub Minar kahan hai. Student: Sir, Nahi Pata. Teacher: Nalayak, bench pe khada ho ja. Student: Bench pe khada hone se dikh ...

02:53

Newton's law of love

Newton's law of LOVE: Every boy on the Earth is attracted towards a girl with a force that is directly proportional to 2 d beauty of d ...

02:49

Good Morning

Finally hum jaag gaye hain. Jinko bhi Good morning bolna hai.. line me aao, token mil rahe hain.. Ek duje ko dhakka nahi marna 12:30 tak dar...

00:43

The Four Looks

The 'Four LOOKS' 'LOOK' Back and get Experience..! 'LOOK' Forward and see Hope..! 'LOOK' Around and find Rea...

00:14

Yesterday & Today

If YESTERDAY didn't end up the way you planned, don't lose hope. Just remember... God created TODAY for you to start again... The be...

00:10

Chubby cheeks

chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips, tiny eyes, rosy tongue.... wow... actually i was pointing out similarities between Hutch dog and you....

23:48

Pados wali ladki

A father to son: Wo Pados wali ladki ko dekh, Exam mein 1st aayi hai.. Son replies,"Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to fail ho gaya."

23:45

Kuch pal

Kuch pal hote hain, kuch pal ke liye, Ji le inhe hum har pal ke liye, Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jayega, De jayega yaadein umar bhar ke l...

03:35

First Step

If the first button of a shirt is wrongly put, all the rest are surely crooked. So, always be careful on your first step, rest will all come...

03:31

Ants & Elephant

Few ants were taking bath. Elephant jumped into the pool. All ants got out of water 1 ant climbed on the elephant Al ants shouted.. "Du...

09:08

Beautiful Girl

A beautiful girl goes 2 a professor's cabin & says "I will do anything 2 pass d exam" Professor:"anything" Girl:...

09:04

Never Give up...

Never Give up, if u still wanna try... Never hide tears, if u still wanna cry... Never settle 4 d answer, if u still wanna know... Never sto...

09:02

Pyari Dosti

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, Aankho ko ek chand dikha diya aapne, Hame zindagi to di khuda ne, par Itni pyari dosti dekar jeena sikha ...

09:00

Christmas Gift

I have already told Santa, what I want for my Xmas present. A friend that stays for me forever..... So, if a fat man in red comes to you and...

10:07

Happy New Year

Year 2006 ke, 12 months 52 weeks 8760 hours 525600 mins. 31536000 secs. mein agar meri taraf se koi bhi galti hui ho, to to to to kya kar lo...

10:03

Please call

PLEASE CALL ME. ITS URGENT. EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI. Tumhara hi blood group chahiye. PLZZZZ, Mana mat karna,..... varna Mera TOMMY mar jayeg...

08:56

I like ...

I like three things 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. .. .. Oh Hello!...

08:50

True Fact

Funny but True Fact A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.

08:47

Joys and Smiles

Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning than laughter I asked myself, if i enjoyed meeting you, I just smil...

04:31

Santa: Jab main mar jaun, to samne wali family ko jaroor bulana, Banta: Kyon Santa: Kyonki us ghar me jab koi mar jata hai to, ladies murde ...

04:30

Sweet

Perk says to Dairymilk, I think we're the sweetest person on this Earth. Dairy Milk replies,"Wait, you haven't seen the person ...

04:23

We smile at whom we like, We cry for whom we care, We laugh with whom we enjoy, & We become angry with whom we feel is our own. That...

04:18

Yaad

Yaad hoti hi hai satane ke liye, Koi Rutha hi phir man jane ke liye, Rishta banana to koi mushkil nahi, Bas jaan tak chali jati hai, rishta ...

04:09

Friends

Friends are like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path and make the walk wo...

04:10

Tragedy

STRESS: When your wife is pregnant TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant PANIC: When both are pregnant TRAGIC: When you are not respons...

04:08

Idea Phone

A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...

04:06

Mr. Ali

Mr. Ali had 4 sons named Rehmat Ali Barkat Ali Mehboob Ali & Altaf Ali 5th time, it was twins, Ali's wife decided to name them BAS-K...

00:35

Girls

Every Girl is Smart Intelligent Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic In short they are all your SISTER

00:33

Ae Khuda

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de, dukh de, tension de, barbadi de." Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

00:27

Saahil

Sapno ke aap saahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apki dosti ke kabil hue, karzdar rahenge hum us haseen pal ke, jab aap hamari duniya mein shaamil...

00:17

Sardar falling in love

A sardar proposed a girl and fall down, stood up and again fall down... several times. The girl was surprised, She asked,"Wat r u doing...

00:07

Sardar proposed a Girl

A Sardar proposed a girl... Girl said,"I'm 1 year elder to you"... Sardar replied,"Oye, No problem Soniye, I'll marry...

22:07

Application Form

A boy filling an application form, gets confused & asks from father: "Dad, 'Mother Tongue' ke column mein kya likhu." ...

22:05

Success

Safal hone ke liye 3 factory jaroor lagao 1. Brain mein Ice Factory 2. Zuban mein Sugar Factory 3. Heart mein Love Factory phir life hogi Sa...

22:02

Aapko... sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko .. .. .. .. hamesha tang kar...

23:23

Gold rate is increasing day by day. I'm so worried about you dear. You be careful, someone may kidnap u. .. .. .. .. because you are a g...

23:19

A man makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love...

23:17

Good Morning

Chand Gaya, Suraj nikla ..... kab tak tum soe rahoge?... jag bhi jao, kab tak mere khayalon mein khoye rahoge.

23:12

Number System

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

23:02

It means so much to me.

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get ...

23:00

What is Education?

Do you know what is Education? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It is the process of wasting 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste 3/4 of the remaining.

22:58

Syllabus

Koi Kitab aisi milti, Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya, kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, Ek mahina a...

23:28

Apna Anjan

Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai, Kisi Anjan se pyaar ho jata hai, Jaruri nahi, jo khushi de, usi se pyar ho, Dil Todne walon se bhi Aksar p...

23:25

Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? S...

23:17

Haathon Ki Lakirein

Kash Hathon ki lakirein khich pate hum, Apni takdeer likh paate hum, Mumkin hota agar aisa to, Apne hisse ki har khushi, aapke naam likh jat...

23:13

Hardest Moment

Hardest moment is not when u lose something, and tears come out of your eyes, Rather, It is when you lose something and still manage to smil...

23:10

Happy Diwali

"Happy Diwali" .. .. .. .. .. Soch rahe hoge, aaj kyon.. .. .. .. .. .. Ab tum .. .. .. .. .. DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.

23:07

New Examination Pattern

New Exam Pattern 1) All questions to be answered by "General" students. 2) "OBC" students write questions only. 3) ...

23:03

Khuda Ki Shararat

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... Ravan ke baad kisiko ...

04:28

Tumhari Yaad

Tumhari yaad Dil se jane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se sms karo.... varna... khoob marenge aur rone bhi na denge.

04:25

Kaal

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall...

04:18

Kami si hai

Kuch bikhre sapno se aankho mein nami si hai, Ek chhota sa aasma aur umido ki zamin si hai, Yun to zindagi mein bahut kuch mila zindagi mein...

00:00

Wife

Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao." Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi ...

23:55

Success

Success isn't the matter of being the best & winning the race; Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the rac...

23:50

Dream n Aim

There's only one difference between Dream and Aim Dreams require sound sleep to see them, whereas Aim require sleepless efforts to fulfi...

23:29

Student Teacher

Teacher: Bolo A for Apple Student: A for Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: Jai Mata Di

23:26

Friends

Namaskar | | | | | Aapki dosti ki battery low ho rahi hai. kripya, sms karke turant recharge kare. From DSNL (Dosti Sanchar Nigam Limited)

23:22

Santa Banta

Santa Singh says to his wife Banta kaur, "There is surely a hidden camera in the room." Banta Kaur,"How did u know?" San...

07:17

Exam

Wo mud mud ke hamen dekh rahe the, aur hum unhe. Wo mud mud ke hamen dekh rahe the, aur hum unhe. Kyunki Exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha ...

00:03

Sardars

Ek Sardar ko party ka invitation mila, jisme likha tha, "TIE ONLY" Sardar jab party mein Gaya, to usne dekha, logon ne pant aur sh...

23:35

My First Post

Challenges are high, dreams are new, The world out there is waiting for you, Dare to dream, Dare to try, No goal is too distant, No star ...

03:27